So, there is a story from russian mercenary about a Ukrainian booby trap.
He said that the head of the recon group found a doorbell on a tree in the forest and decided to press the button, which triggered explosives and killed him and a few other members.
Would you make a booby trap so obvious? Would you ring the doorbell in the middle of the forest?
Full story if someone knew slav https://twitter.com/yurapalyanytsia/status/1775888680215024124
Would a Russian tell a lie?
Not one that makes him look stupid to other russians I guess.
>Anything Russia says that we like is true, but anything they say that we don't like is a lie
Holy fricking shit, is this actually the level of discourse Ukegays have fallen to?
The story is too funny to be a lie.
Russian lies make Russia look good and Ukraine look bad, Russians ringing the random bell and dying doesn't make Russia look good.
If this story came form Ukraine I would be less likely to beleive it because it makes Russia look moronic.
But also, would a zigger be dumb enough trash a doorbell on a tree, in a forest. In a combat zone?
The next generation of ukrainian traps.
10/10 movie
>Would you ring the doorbell in the middle of the forest?
I’m starting to think I wouldn’t last very long in a conflict zone because I would press the doorbell, shit I think I would fall for most booby traps.
>black woman much sexoooooo!
>hot cocoa
Oh lawd
Imagine the Bush, and smell
>I look at this image, and feel nothing
God I love having standards
yes, yes, i'm sure you have very exacting standards for which men you allow to blow-out your butthole, but what does this have to do with the picture of the charming negress?
>nothing
>not feeling disgust
I like woman of all kinds. Even in the realm of wheyfu's and (feminine) trannies. But those proportions are just wrong. Not even manly, just alien.
>Would you ring the doorbell in the middle of the forest?
i mean, come on. duh. who the frick wouldn't? its a genius trap, really.
I'm pretty sure there were manuals for booby trapping doorbells in WWII but those were usually on doors.
Don't call me a vatniks shill, but until I see a photo of that it's up there with Auschwitz masturbation rollercoasters.
>Auschwitz masturbation rollercoasters
I'm pretty sure those were a israeli version of drop bears that some grandpa was telling the grandkids about because it's the funniest way to talk about the camps and his most gullible grandkids took it way too seriously
>Oy Vey my schmuck of a grandson fell for the masturbation roller coaster story, lmao what a maroon. I’ma going to tell him the story of the dago mathematician and the Black physiatrist next and see if he falls for it
Nice
Unironically yeah, half the reason I'm not sold on the whole israeli illuminati thing is seriously doubting any number of rich israelites could manage to work together without fricking with each other too much to get anything done.
They don't need to work together anymore its antisemitic to even notice them now. Thats why.
Like when Saban and Avi Arad tried to screw Gene Simmons only for him to interrupt their scheming in front of his face in Hebruloid with a reminder that he was straight up from fricking Israel. Then Gene's son went on to just outright steal a fricking manga.
i see the ACME company is now delivering aid to ukraine
in doubt, press red button
I want to believe these Wile E. Coyote shenanigans really happened.
>russian column destroyed by tunnel painted on side of mountain
>Vatnik season!
>Hohol season!
>Vatnik season!
>Hohol season!
>Vatnik season!
>Hohol season!
>Hohol season!
>Vatnik season! Fire!
2 years of /k/ threads summarized perfectly
I hate that I even know those 2 words
"season" and "fire" have been around for a lot longer than the last 2 years, anon.
If you hadn't heard of the term "vatnik" until 2 years ago you really weren't paying attention on /k/
English language website
Yeah and materiél is a French word, but we still talk about anti-materiel rifles.
What's next, Cheeki Breeki isn't a meme because it's the wrong language?
Hon Hon Hon, ce locuteur anonyme de langue seconde anglais ne sait pas ce que cela signifie.
>ciuvekas moka tik viena kalba
The next trap will be one of these with a bottle of vodka.
Reminds me of a thing that happened to me in Minecraft
>On a multiplayer server
>Go to my house
>Go down to basement
>Have a valuables chest hidden behind a wall, no mechanism, just tear it down and rebuild it when accessing
>Find that someone has placed a lever
>Immediately think "How nice of my friends to set up a door mechanism for me!"
>Pull it and my house gets blown up.
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So who told the story to the merc? The group leader's ghost?
>"yo guys I'm gonna go press that tree doorbell lol"
>dies
Nice
add a comical amount of dynamite behind the tree
Yes the story is actually true. Ukrainians will do things like booby trap toilets, Washing machines, cell phones, any kind of mlp plushie
The best story I've seen. So far is Ukrainians tied a 20$ bill to a fishing line and hung it from a door entrance of apartments. Like it was just hanging there on a fishing line. Russians grabbed it with cutting then like then had paint buckets fall from above tied to the lines on ledges that killed them. They were covered in lime green and orange paint.
It was straight up home alone 2. Someone has the webdm I bet
>fishing
Without cutting it*
Imagine have a group of men being killed in 2024 by a dozen or so paint cans they pulled down on themselves.
Underrated
I'd leave poisoned or booby trapped vodka bottles.
Ukie civilians have been doing exactly that.
To be honest I'd do the same. Force me out of my home? Here's a "Frick you" parting gift for looting what remains of my home.
Same except instead of lethal poison it'd be half vodka half magnesium citrate. The ass will be outside the ass and the gravy in the pants.
But Anon, how will they notice the difference?
Oh god please tell me this is real and that the button went "ding-dong" before kabooming
Needs a mobik uniform, at least green with the stripes patch and a Z
>mobnik
It was the batman boys that ringed the tree
Wagner?
You're right, still an easy set of props to put on him
>gayner
Im talking about GRU recon units that have a bat for their emblem
They arent supposed to be mouth breathers or whatever crayon eater equivalent is in rusland, (keyword-arent, look up their performance in chechnya one and two and the 2022 kharkiv school DOOR STUCK HOHOLS OUTSIDE DOOOR STUCK raid). But if it was them that ringed it, its even more hilarious
>Im talking about GRU recon units that have a bat for their emblem
Oh right.
It was a Wagner guy talking in the interview and I got confused and thought you meant that blyatman costumed zigger and were suggesting he was Wagner.
GRU is even funnier.
I believe by recon unit the merc in the OP means the Russian Recon-Sabotage Group units that are part of every RU infantry Brigade or Regiment. They're not GRU spetznaz.
I'd probably ring it too ngl
Schmuck bait traps like this are pretty common, though toys or interesting objects are the more traditional form. They get guys who are stupid or poorly-trained, or who have no time in the field and don't have the right mindset yet.
The void called him.