*BLAM* Oh shit! A gang of armed thugs just broke through your front door. What's your move?
*BLAM* Oh shit! A gang of armed thugs just broke through your front door. What's your move?
*BLAM* Oh shit! A gang of armed thugs just broke through your front door. What's your move?
I immediately mix my powdered aluminum and water I keep handy at all times
Explain.
Very large explosion
bump
Aluminum hydroxide and hydrogen gas. However the powder needs to be vacuum sealed to prevent aluminum oxide from coating the particles.
Are you a stand-by Hindenburg pilot?
>I release the hornets
war crime
The rules of war and decency do not apply in my Magical Hornet Kingdom (tm)
I release a smaller amount of Hornet’s (like five), I then frick them (the women) in the confusion and panic.
That is legitimately the nicest thing anyone has ever called me, thank you anon.
Anon, the hornets are probably all females too.
Bold of you to assume that WaspAnon hasn't fricked every single one of them already.
Okay, von Lettow-Vorbeck.
THE PAAAAAAAAIIIIIIN
TOMMY GUN!
>grab my hunting rifle
>hope for the best
Something like that
>grab the 92FS on my desk
*BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM*
*reload*
*BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM*
*dial 911, reload*
THERE *BLAM BLAM* SOME FRICKING N*BLAM*GGERS TRYING TO BREAK INTO *BLAM BLAM BLAM* MY FRICKING HOUSE HURRY THE FRICK UP *BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM*
>15+1
>reloads after 14
explain
cowboy load = superior reliability
Cowboy load? Is that another way of saying Israeli carry?
It's a shitpost about cowboys downloading their single action army to prevent resting the hammer on a live primer.
>14
Mag is empty, time to reload.
if you dont top off your mag after chambering a round youre ngmi
>topping off
Oooooooooooof
ive heard a lot of fuddlore but this is a new one. what shitty guns are you guys using?
magazines are never as reliable when topped off
which ones? ive never had this issue or seen anyone else have it.
it's just inherent to their design. you can top them off, but they won't be as reliable.
like most fudd lore, a misunderstanding of a potentially real phenomena, the original idea being that since fully compressed springs loose their effectiveness over a real long period of time, old fully loaded mags will loose reliability over time. I'm not even sure if it's true about springs, but if it is you're in no danger if you use it on the range.
dumbass they are talking about topping off not simply storing them
I believe it has been tested by people and its the repeated up and down of the spring that wears it out, not storing it any kind of way. In other words, actually using the magazine, reloading it, etc. is what wears springs out.
Pretty much this, way back when it may have been an issue leaving magazines loaded but the materials have gotten better and magazines wear out from the loading and unloading process not from being loaded for long periods of time. In theory you should have enough magazines you cycle through so one magazine doesn’t get more use than the others. This also serves to weed out any that may cause stoppages and what not.
>dosen't know about glocks and AR15's
"Topping off" is a video game meme, real fricking professionals load every mag the same, be it 28, 29, or 30 rounds. Unlike video games a .5 second longer reload isn't going to kill you.
as long as theres wiggle room left after loading a magazine to full capacity (ie glock) it will function just fine. stop believing everything you read on reddit.
NTA, but I never bother top-off loading. I just don't like doing it. I might do it if I had guns with lower capacity like 8-12 or something, but if 15 rounds of 9mm, or 30 rounds of 5.56mm don't discourage an attacker then I doubt +1 is going to really help, and I'd rather just have more magazines than worry about that first mag having one extra cartridge.
*FTF*
oopsies......
*shot in the head by home invader*
administrative reload means not having to rerack or drop the slide. Just more shooting.
ngmi
>BLAMMERS COULD BE HERE
pocket sand
>Be me
>Be sleeping
>Hear a window smash at 3:49am
>Grab my home defense musket because that’s what the founding fathers intended when they wrote the second amendment
>Run out of the room and see two masked men
>Fire musket at first one, blows a hole a foot in diameter in him
>He’s dead on the spot
>Musket ball continues to fly wildly going through my neighbor’s wall and nails his dog
>Grab my flintlock pistol and fire it at the second man
>Musket ball misses entirely because is smoothbore
>Ball goes through other neighbors house and destroys his TV
>Fix Bayonet to musket and jab the second guy 15 times
>Reload my musket in case any more rapscallions arrive
>Police knock and enter upon hearing the ruckus
>Can’t hear or see because of the flintlocks report
>Mistakenly shoot the police officer
>Stabbed guy bleeds out at the hospital after using four pints of blood because triangle bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up
>Just as the founding fathers intended.
I believe the original pasta the first round killed the neighbors dog, and there was a cannon loaded at the top of the stairs with grape shot. And powdered wigs. Lol but still.. this would also please our founding fathers.
>Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. >Four ruffians break into my house.
>"What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle.
>Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot.
>Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog.
>I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot
>"Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms.
>Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion.
>He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up.
>Just as the founding fathers intended.
>powdered wig
wasn't that outdated by the 1770s?
>Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended.
>Four ruffians break into my house.
>"What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle.
>Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot.
>Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog.
>I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot
>"Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms.
>Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion.
>He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up.
>Just as the founding fathers intended.
*BLAM* Oh shit! A gang of armed thots just broke through your front door. What's your move?
Theyre Black folk anon. Go ahead and report me b***h
Being homosexual isn’t a bannable offense, sadly
i see so many girls at planet fitness that look like this, its awesome
Shoot them. With my "other" gun.
Sorry, room temperature is more my speed
what in tarnation is this from?
Frick you i spit my drink out
I believe it's a black mirror episode although I have not seent it
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1337057/
Either this or one of the sequels, actually a based movie
Just watched first film, can confirm meihomie
The guy who recommended this movie to me was a literal schizo. Like had to do pills do keep the weird shit at bay. Hell of an artist though.
This movie sucks though to be honest I haven’t seen the sequels, did they get any better?
Sorry, but as an experienced NCO, I am immune to thots. I close with and destroy the enemy while reassuring them that I would do the same thing to male attackers because I am not a sexist. I would, of course, be fully dressed because I don't want a SHARP complaint from civilian attackers. It will all be legal while also employing the three principles of CQB.
I have sex with them using my penis, if you know what I mean.
I don't. Please explain
I send them all dick pics.
Realistically? Grab my nightstand pistol and open the bedroom door to release my dog. The jaws open, 65 pound malinois flying at the closest human's dick at roughly 40mph should buy me enough of a distraction to safely line up a shot and start firing. Normally in a situation like this, the rest run for it once they realize that someone is actually shooting back at them.
What are they armed with? Guns? Comedically large dildos? Before I take action I need to first establish if this is the weirdest home invasion in recorded history or if I've somehow been isekai'd into the world of porn.
They'll have to be very determined to break through my security mesh doors and window meaning they know my virgin butthole is ripe for the raping
So anyway, I started blasting
Hey sorry to bother you but I need to pee mind if I go to the restroom?
Little do they know I have an emergency HiPoint shoved up my ass for this type of situation.
It's my lucky day
Hop in my Prius.
Nice.
Can the turret turn around? Wondering if you can do the tank trick from GTA3.
But why?
pic rel + blasting the bill nye theme at deafening volumes
>you know what, frick all of us
good luck stealing my tv now motherfrickers
>blasting the bill nye theme at deafening volumes
Don't forget the "OH BILL!" sex tape sound being played over the top of it. You know the one.
>OH GOD JAMAL THE SHITS ON MUH DICK!!
>SHEEIT NIGGUH ITS IN MAH HAIR THE CRACKA GOT IT IN MAAH HAIR!!
BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL
>SCIENCE RULES
sick_guitar_riff.mp3
Home Alone has changed...
JAKKA JAKKA JAN JAN
JAKKA JAN
JAKKA JAN
I'm already at their back door.
Figuratively speaking
hope my guns work on gigahomies.
>that won't hold
it would at least buy time
>but muh king studs.
>A gang of armed thugs just broke through your front door.
I doubt it. No one's kicking their way into my house and even if they're breaching with a shotgun they'll need multiple shots to get through the security door and both locks on the inner door.
In any case, I grab my AUG and go frick those frickers up.
What other security stuff do you have on your house?
>What other security stuff do you have on your house?
A fair bit
There's wall and a hedge around 3 sides of the property and a cliff below the open side.
Barberry, roses etc on the inner side of the wall, below the windows and either side of the front door.
CCTV around the house and overlooking the street.
Alarm system.
House is stone-clad ICF.
Security film and shutters over the windows.
Solid, lockable doors to the master bedroom and one of the spare bedrooms.
Solar + battery storage
A couple of the interior walls are block work (for thermal mass and structural rather than security purposes but it does mean the upstairs landing provides cover rather than concealment against anyone entering through the front door, and the same for the master bedroom against anyone coming down the upstairs corridor.
That's the stuff that actually matters (as opposed to being a barely-justifiable wastes of money that sounded cool when we were building the place).
Oh and most importantly, good neighbors.
That is pretty badass. Sounds pretty well-fortified. I mainly was wondering what you did for your windows but all of that is pretty impressive.
Is there crime in your area that you have to worry about or did you decide to do this in-case of SHTF scenario?
They're dead
I'm gonna be deaf
kys
Malding lmao
nice soppo
Shoot through all three of them at once with my 25-06, have a beer, wait for the cops. Easy peasy.
Cowabunga it is.
Do a 360 then present them my spread butthole
i have one of those "5mw" lasers. works better than pepper spray
I grab the dozen battlefield 1 weapons I have and test them all out on the Huns
twink hands posted this
Over the top lads
Happened to me a couple years ago.
It was 4am and I woke hearing loud thuds.
I thought it was the garbage truck because it does wake my up once in a while, then I heard crackling that I knew was someone walking over broken glass.
I grabbed my nightstand gun. I didn't remember if I had one in the chamber so I racked it and put my light on strobe, then turned the corner at my kitchen and saw an urban youth standing there like a deer in headlights.
We just stood there staring at each other for about 15 seconds before I yelled "GET THE FRICK OUT!"
He promptly turned and ran out.
I guess who wants to deal with the mess but think of all the other crimes you could have prevented
Dump as many rounds as my cmr30 will fire before it jams.
If your front door can be kicked in I think the only move is falling off a cliff because you're too dumb for this world. Why would you have a weak front door? You have to specifically shop for the bottom of the barrel to get such a shitty door.
American homes are made of cardboard
You know you can spend money on doors right? If you're dropping a quarter of a million on a home and not installing a solid exterior door then again, you can go fall off a cliff.
>Install super special awesome security ass master 9001 door
>Officer Dunkin's just kicks it right off the hinges, or just goes through the wall because American houses are still made of fricking plywood and a chain is only as strong as it's weakest link.
how far apart do you think drywall studs are
that's why you use good screws for the hinge plates and strike face and screw them into the frame.
The walls of my house are 16 inch logs. I have security concerns but motherfrickers breaching my walls ain't one of them.
good thing humans havent figured out how to get through wood
The door frames themselves are still weak lumber, unless you paid for commercial steel doors and frames.
This is a europoor meme because we live rent free in your head. My house and every house in my neighborhood is made of brick.
Sometimes the interior walls are made of sheetrock, which is probably where you're moronic opinion comes from. But usually that's not even true.
European homes are given to mudslime refugees
>*BLAM* Oh shit! A gang of armed thugs just broke through your front door. What's your move?
HEY WHERE THE WHITE WOMEN AT?
maybe they'll leave a brother alone
>im-fricking-plying
God Mel Brooks is a national treasure. Thinking about Young Frankenstein, Blazing Saddles and Spaceballs makes any anti-semitism melt away.
shotgun go brrrtttttttt
I'm in the UK, but, thankfuly I managed to stash some knives away before the Assault Knife Ban of 2014. So, I should be good.
>release the hounds
>Four black and tan Dobermans are released into a pitch black house
>Tyrese, Tyravian, and Tyrone are scared of dogs on a spiritual level, they run away
>Tykwayvon is not afraid of dogs and shoots two
>the other two drag him down to the floor
>I'm so panicked I don't even grab my gun
>I run in in my underwear and blufgeon him to death with a bar stool
>accidentally concuss one of the dogs in the process.
My home defense pistol is 18+1 of 124 gr +P+ hollow points. Good luck, nigs.
>Not 33 rounds
Get a load of this not-a-Glockgay
>extendos
The most niggish thing ever. GTFO, ape boy.
>nods on
>lights off
shiiieeeeet
>What's your move?
That would be telling. Hypothetically though, sometime later the one jogger that's in my basement chained, suspended, lubed up and plugged will have an opportunity to contemplate their life decisions...and think of a convincing answer for what jogger business they had breaking into my house, while I go dump what's left of the other two out in the woods as snacks for local wildlife.
Deploy garage built flamethrower
>but you'll burn your house down and be left with nothing
Therefore making me impossible to rob
>Live alone in Nogunz country.
>Hear a bunch of gangers break down my door.
>Grab forearm length 'knife' I hand-forged over eight hours from spring steel.
>Feel the adrenaline kicking in.
>Ohyiss.gif
>Crawl around my house to one of the many zero visibility areas. The whole house is pitch black, but I want somewhere I'm sheltered by an obstruction until they're right next to me.
>Listen to them walk around, looting, map out where they are.
>First man enters through the doorway into the hall. Backhand swing 'knife' into his face, while other hand secures the gun arm. The razor sharp, three kilogram roughly diamond shaped wedge of steel pierces through sinew and cartilage, before sinking nearly three fingers deep into the bones of his face, he's out of the fight on the spot.
>Pull him in, slug him across the jaw and grab his sawn off rifle. Nearly trip over my cat in the darkness because he's black and too old to remember how to not get in the way.
>Fire at chest height at the other sounds now approaching me. Miss in the darkness and hopefully nail the neighbors dog.
>Shout "Oim gunna frick you up, bro!" in the thickest Maori accent I can, close my eyes, flick the lights on and off a bunch and charge the last two with my knife once they're blinded.
>Second guy gets a slash across the thigh, but lodges the 'knife' in his femur. Tackle the last man onto the floor after throwing a chair at him and proceed to ground and pound until he stops moving and his face doesn't look right.
>Get all the nervous laughter out before the police arrive. Act composed but appropriately fearful for my life, because they know me and I know them.
>Get let off entirely for self defense as they had guns, I didn't kill any of them, and I know what to say to make the cops put it down as a "him or them" situation.
>Take satisfaction in the fact that, while they're still alive, they're going to life the rest of their lives as crippled, mutilated freaks.
Based knife making Kiwi
>Average Melbournian interaction
While I’m a Vespidae enthusiast I’m not that enthusiastic. That and Hornet + Penis is not a good combination.
>3 kilo knife
Post pics
>*BLAM* Oh shit! A gang of armed thugs just broke through your front door. What's your move?
- Hello. I almost offed myself today, boys, but I am glad you came to lift my spirits.
The face of no regrets.
The face of a man who forced his unit into another man.
The wig
Rape and torture.
It would be very painful.
Release the Kraken.
>*BLAM* Oh shit! A gang of armed thugs just broke through your front door. What's your move?
leave trough the back door and call 911 as I make my way to safety
I'm miles out in the wilderness; the cops aren't coming and nobody will hear a thing.
Hunt, kill, and eat them.
my active earpro and the ptr91. They are right next to each other after all. Just by the beerfridge
I wanna see indoors 7.62 anyways
Do flash cans work? A silencer that only works for the shooter that doesn't need a stamp and only costs $20 sounds a little too good to be true.
>Do flash cans work?
No.
Damn, I bought one. Do they just do nothing, or do they frick up the cycling somehow?
Grab a giant 8 lb dragon dildo and bludgeon them to death.
>they see a massive orgy
Horray everyone! New bodies!
Let the 930 sing. High brass #4 for everybody
ask my wife to check it out, put in earplugs and go back to sleep
By front door, I'm sure you meant "gate."
Smithers, release the hounds.
Shoot them
A Black person IS IN MY HOUSE