Bizarre Things Overheard About Guns

>go to gun store
>owner is talking to a guy about how 5.7x28 is the best cartridge for home defense and how it killed everyone at Fort Hood in one shot
>he explains that he uses a 10" barrel PS90 because the round loses velocity after that and a 16" barrel would be slower

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Well he's halfway right

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Oh god. The sauce on this is ancient webtoon. I used to know it. It is so old though that I forgot. Its also sauce for the "you can't make me have fun" girl.

    I can't remember.

    Sauce?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Anon it's from last week's Oglaf, it's not even five days old yet.
      Though that is the same comic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Oglaf

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's made by a broad right?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          made by a man and a woman

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Frickin' OGLAF. Been a while since I've thought about that one.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Some of oglaf's recent stuff is really quite funny

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      youre fricking idiot

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Oglaf, now that's a name I haven't thought of in a while. One of the PrepHole banners is from there too.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      one of my favorite reaction images was from this webtoon

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Oglaf is great because it's the most hit-or-miss comic I've ever seen. Fully three out of every four comics suck, but then the fourth one absolutely makes up for it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It really is. I check it every Sunday when the new one goes up, and most of the time they're meh, but when they hit the mark, it's dead on. I save all the ones that actually make me laugh and it's about a third of the total, which is actually a damn good ratio for a weekly comic that's been going this long.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Only funny one so far. Got more?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I shall build a labyrinth!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >"you can't make me have fun" girl.
      sauce?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Stopped reading when she tuned up the woke slider all the way up. Are the strips any funny now? Has the Apprentice awaken?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Stopped reading when she tuned up the woke slider all the way up.
      Anon the frick are you talking about
      Is it the gays and lesbians, which have been there from the start

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        In the start it was a dude addicted to masturbation. And Kronar the barbarian. The lesbian no fun chick
        Now it's all about bashing the bigotry, cis, patriarchy and abrahamic religions.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Is it actually though and can you post examples

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Anon I think you developed schizophrenia, the comic never stopped being dumb sex comedy, it just stopped having an overarching plot (though they are making some stuff with those older characters atm, I'm not sure if Ivan is gonna wake up but we'll see)

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Is the apprentice still ded?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Didn't die, just magical sleep
              Might get up in the new thing they're working on

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >godwad anon that REEEEs at blasphemy can't stand the fact that people think his stupid religion is stupid, makes up things to get mad about in dumb sex comic comic about fricking and puns
          Like pottery

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Post gun

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          do you have like a single example

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The sleeping beauty.

            >casual racism and nobility double bad!
            >Dudes being pegged and giving birth totally OK
            >more and more strong yet promiscuous woman
            I just want Ivan back, since I identify with his escape into masturbation, ok?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Anything I don't like is woke REEEEEEEEEE
              Anon, I beg you to go outside or at least spend time on a different website, if you're so weak willed that you acquire terminal PrepHole brain from edgy 16 year-olds on /misc/ and jokes we made back in 2007 you're going to lose your ability to enjoy things.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          ah, so you don't read it. gotcha

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ivan still absent.
      What woke slider?

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >remember you can shoot 223 from a 556 but not the other way around it can cause feeding malfunctions
    I don't think thats true
    >it is, the 556 is slightly longer and can get caught up on the feed ramp
    Ahh

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      223 divides into 556 twice with a wee remainder left over, makes sense.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I always heard it was pressure chamber

      >.223 and 5.56 work in a 5.56 barrel because its built for higher pressure
      >5.56 out of a .223 barrel will damage/rupture the barrel

      Althought your explaination sounds less like fuddlore, and I dont even know if 5.56 makes more chamber pressure than .223

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The important thing is the distance to the lands. 5.56 in a .223 has a bit of jam which can cause moderate pressure increases (up to 10k PSI). Combine that with 5.56 having higher max pressure (not counting the bullet seating) and hot 5.56 loads might be problematic. .223 in a 5.56 is pretty far off of the rifling so there is frequently a reduction in accuracy. Neither of these things are massive deals, you'd see pressure signs or have some obvious cycling issues if you are in danger of kb'ing the gun. For semi-modern rifles and lighter factory loads, there's no real danger either way afaik. The Wylde chamber is supposed to solve both issues.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This happened to me when I was in college a long time ago. Still the weirdest thing to happen to me by far.

    >Driving from U of Oregon in Eugene back home to Boise for fall break
    >get started late, by the time I hit central Oregon it’s dark
    >for those not familiar with the area, once you get east of the Cascades, it starts to get real isolated real fricking quick
    >driving on 2 lane highway through the dark when I hit something in the road
    >probably some shit that fell off someone’s truck
    >engine starts making weird noises and check engine light comes on
    >FRICK
    >start looking for place to pull off and try to find a mechanic
    >pull onto this farm to market road
    >drive about a mile and see a farm supply store with the lights still on
    >couple locals sitting outside, drinking and smoking
    >I get out and try to introduce myself, but they’re acting bizarre as frick
    >start losing their shit over how nice my car is and how they never see anything like it out there
    >…my car is some rusted piece of shit imported from god knows where
    >next they start talking about how amazing my shoes are
    >my broke ass literally bought these shoes from some tweaker in downtown Portland after my old ones gave out
    >creeped out by these guys, decide to go inside
    >kind looking old dude at the counter
    >when he sees me walk in, he starts ranting incomprehensibly about some numbers that grow in the soil (?)
    >wtf is this place
    >look around the shop, pretty typical looking country store
    >look in one of the seed bins
    >it’s filled with fricking gummy bears
    >alright frick this
    >rush out of there, decide to take my chances with the car

    I’ve driven down that road multiple times since, but I’ve never been able to find that weird fricking gummy bear store again. I try not to think about it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think you met a new breed of cryptids, anon. Good thing you left. If not you may have been transformed into a gummy bear yourself.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >about some numbers that grow in the soil (?)
      If he used the term "soil numbers" that's common farmerspeak for the nutritional content in the soil. How much minerals, organic matter, etc, it contains. There are also some vegetables that people refer to by number, like someone talking about "growing ten-fifteens" is talking about the 1015 type jvry4of onion.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Typical city slicker with his park city avenue manicure

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You think you're clever, don't you city slicker?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn't worry about it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I thought you were going to say what you hit ended up being a rifle or something. Or that it got stuck in the car. No clue why I thought that though.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      exquisite

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      WELL LA DEE DA

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The number of posters that don't get this is extremely high, which is humorous.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You motherfricker

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not exactly related but have to share it since nothing ever happens otherwise. Overhear conversation at range last saturday
    >"Projectiles coming back at the range is just fudd shit"
    >Packs out his AR
    >Starts shooting a couple rounds down at gongs not even 25 meters away
    >"See? Nothing happened its just all bs"
    >His rounds are completely runing the steel plates, some going through
    >Other guy with him starts laughing
    >"Dude youre going to break it what if someone notices"
    >Keep quietly shooting next to them and mind my business
    >He starts shooting at targets 10m away, also breaking them
    >Suddenly he starts freaking out about 'hot brass' that hit him in the leg
    >RSO comes over
    >He has bullet fragments stuck in his shin, barely broke the skin
    >b***h is still crying because of a little bit of blood
    >RSO notices the plates
    >Stops giving a frick about his injuries
    >Starts yelling about how he has to pay a couple hundred for the plates while this moron is trying to hold back snot
    Man I frick RSO's but that was pretty based.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You frick RSOs?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's a frickin.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The second oglaf comic is still my favorite comic page in anything. I got a signed copy of it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, I absolutely love that one.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        how the frick can this joke fly over anyone's head

        Im a raging autist and even I can fricking get it

        how

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You're overthinking it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's a surprisingly clever joke from someone who's humor is 99% of the time "weird fetish haha"

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >someone who's humor is 99% of the time "weird fetish haha"

        well it IS sex comedy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You're overthinking it

      I like overthinking one

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's been decades probably and i JUST noticed the sancho in this comic is a woman

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I just assumed they were fat.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i want this b***h so bad

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I liked the weird side-plot where she kept getting disappointed that blowjobs didn't make tiny creatures like with Ivan. It was one of those purely visual gags that I didn't get until my second read through.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      For me it's the flat-chested blonde with the weird yet surprisingly tame fetishes.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    5.7 is basically 9mm terminal ballistics. Even the nig Colion Noir recently said in his new FN 5.7 review that 5.7 was a "rifle cartridge." I nearly spit out my drink. Sure, it has armor piercing capability with the right bullet, but it's not more a rifle cartridge than fricking .357 sig. Just because it has a bottle neck case doesn't mean shit.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Stop at small guns store Black Friday on my way home from the big stores
    >Never been here before
    >Attached to someone's house
    >Owner has no thumbs
    >1911 hazardly clipped into his basketball shorts pocket
    >All the guns are zip tied into non functional conditions
    >Buy new Glock 43 for $300
    >Owner goes into this huge rant how you shouldn't dry fire Glocks and how using clp will cause your gun to jamb.
    At least I was in and out in less than 5 mins since he manually called in my BGC.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >you have to point the gun down to aim it correctly
      I haven't been this perplexed by an internet comment in a long time.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >owner is talking to a guy about how 5.7x28 is the best cartridge for home defense and how it killed everyone at Fort Hood in one shot
    Did he say anything about wound vectors by chance?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus christ it's been a decade

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    source (i want to jerk off to the lady in the comic)

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