Best weapon for 1/72 scale assassination?

Say you are shrunk to an inch tall and you need to kill a 6 foot tall man, what would be the best handheld weapon to use, be they guns, swords, RPGs, bombs, etc. ?

(you are unaffected negatively or positively by Square-Cube Law)

Scenario 1: Target is asleep
Scenario 2: Target is awake and unaware of you
Scenario 3: Target is awake and knows you are around

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The answer is the same for all 3. Get a tiny Starstreak with Polonium penetrators. Replace the guidance system with something that just aims at the hottest part of the thing you're firing at, which would be thin-skinned and extremely vascular.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >you are unaffected negatively or positively by Square-Cube Law
    How the frick strong am I then? Can I cut through a full size human's skin and meat as easily as a human my size? That's a positive. If I can't, that's a negative.

    • 1 year ago
      Dream Island Obsessional Park

      You have your equivalent strength scaled down. So say you weigh as much as a bean and can lift as much as 1x bodyweight, then you can only lift 1 bean since it weighs as much as you.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Can you answer my question specifically?

        • 1 year ago
          Dream Island Obsessional Park

          I did. I have no clue how strong you are though, so I cannot say how much you could lift, i.e how likely you can break the skin. You might can pierce skin with knife at your size, but I cannot say for sure. Very unwise unless you poison the knife I would assume.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            So in other words you have no idea what you're actually asking you're just b***hing "It doesn't make you stronger OR weaker!" as if that makes sense.

            • 1 year ago
              Dream Island Obsessional Park

              What the Bell are you on about? I just added the Square-Cube Law thing because some ackzullymigger would try to puck up my thread about how this law would 'kill' the 1 inch man.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You can't be "square cube neutral", if you take a kind of scaling away you have to replace it with a new scale.
                When I asked you about cutting you have a non committal "IDK maybe haha how strong are you" answer.

                We need to know what the relative strength between the tiny man and the big man is in terms of their tissues.
                As in, is a weapon going to create a wound of similar scale on the tiny man as the big man? If a bullet punches through the tiny man's chest will it punch half an inch into the big man? That is NOT a given fact so you have to establish it for us.

              • 1 year ago
                Dream Island Obsessional Park

                I mean the weapons are scaled down in strength, I have no clue how far it would going the big man, half an inch sounds a bit too deep but I may be wrong.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                We're back to what I said before. If you can't provide any information as to what does what, as to the scale of durability besides "something something square cube bad", if you can't even give me a yes or no answer as to how durable the big human is per square inch compared to the small human, then your question is literally impossible to answer, stop fricking posting it until you've decided on the set up first.

              • 1 year ago
                Dream Island Obsessional Park

                The durability of the inch man matters not, the durability of the big man does, so I have no clue why your worried about him.. The big man is about as durable as the average man. The weapons have equivalent power and weakness, so stabbing him could break a knife depending on where in hits, but may go though in others.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    poison

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Steal his credit card and use his computer to order so much tau he goes into debt. Poor fool can't even afford paint and is stuck with the absolute shitiest faction of them all. Could you imagine getting evicted over the fricking Tau? Dude will innevitably kill himself and no one would suspect the one really well painted miniature he had.
    Bonus points if you remembered to order yourself a sister of battle gf for when the job is done.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    anything polonium for sure
    other potent toxins would probably work at that scale as well such as ricin, lofentanil or that hyperbotox variant
    I would kill my target then go find the hottest woman I can and live between her buttcheeks

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Are you still writing the book about giant roaches?

    • 1 year ago
      Dream Island Obsessional Park

      I am still thinking about it and fleshing it out. If I write/start writing it I will link my Royal Road book here, somehow, if jannies do not ax it.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Fentanyl

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Scenario 1: IED
    Scenario 2: IED
    Scenario 3: IED

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >(you are unaffected negatively or positively by Square-Cube Law)
    If you mean I have full human strength then I just use a pistol in all three situations.

    If I don't have physics-breaking strength then I use a drone to drop grenades like the ukes. Also I would probably kill myself afterwards when I start using a drone like a flying car.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Arson

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