I don't think a bicycle would be effective, and if I'm using a melee weapon it has gotta be something with reach. I need to stop them before they fly away, either a strong hit to the wings or the neck will do it.
I was thinking of spiking food with vodka and letting them have it but the point is to save money, and to be honest is kinda cowardly.
This guy knows
>c-clamp hand pose
>grab evolutionary weak point of super long neck
>lift foul fowl and crack it like a towel in a locker room full of naked football players (no homosexual though)
>prepare dinner
th epopulation with the most combat experience at the current moment its for sure ukrainians
both modern warfare (shoot at orc with drone) and medeival
if you are set on engaging a goose in melee combat ask these guys for a gearlist
3.5" BBB
It's a bird. They have no bones.
Why are you so hellbent on killing them?
I take it you have never met a goose.
Such a pussy he can't handle an overgrown duck, the mere sight of a slightly louder waterfowl makes is boipussy quiver so much that he shits himself. If you ever see a Swan your gonna have a heart attack lol
Get a fricking grip
In this country, geese will congregate next to canals are rivers. People tend to be weary of them believing that their wings can break a person's legs -- this old wife's tale is passed down generationally.
They aren't scared of people (probably due to the above) and will try to stand their ground until they realise that a person knows better. It would be very easy to grab one by the neck in fact, because they are so full of hubris. I don't know if these geese are the same where you are, but it doesn't seem difficult to snag one even with bare hands. I'd like to try that in fact.
They can't break your legs but they can give you a black eye. They will hit you with some serious force.
Call it my own hubris, but I would wager that it's easy to suddenly grab its neck with 5 fingers and then just sit on it until it accepts the situation.
I have no reason to mess with them so I leave them alone, apart from when I walk past them on the river bank and they HISS at me, full eye contact, no doubt in their tiny brains. Then I just walk towards them, and they immediately retreat. They are the wannabe tough guys of the bird world.
This reminds me of a time when a spirited little terrier dog (the size of a shoebox) marched right into the middle of a big group of them and proceeded to evict them from their basking area, using nothing but high-pitched barks. How he was a little canine king that day, prancing around his new territory after liberating it from a gaggle of creatures far bigger than he! Barking at them in victory as they kept to the water in his presence.
My wife and I went to the park to feed the ducks and it was overrun with butthole geese. They were fighting constantly, biting each other on the ass and neck. They weren’t weary of people, eating right out of our hands like the mallards and pekings and muscovys. What’s the deal? Did they fly here from another park? They’re mostly gone now, I’m guessing from some kind of change in the weather.
yeah they fly south in the winter
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The honk remover
These things shit up beautiful alpine tarns and wetlands all over NZ, they shit up river valleys and make noise. Their numbers just keep going up. They're flying goats.
> complaining about free quality food
itt people seething at the Chad goose, most alpha of all birds. they put them in chicken pens for a reason.
if they're moronic enough to engage in melee with you, you shouldn't have any trouble if you're not a b***hboy
if you aren't able to use a hunting bow or a rifle, you could use a spear, bolas, throwing dart, rock, throwing club, or whatever
I made a bolas for this purpose before, never got around to using it but it seemed pretty nasty, tailor made for birds too
You're not goiung to kill a goose with a sling unless you are a crack-shot and hit it right in the skull. You are going to lose your food because, as you said, you chose the b***hboy route instead of being a barehanded real man.
We generally shoot them with 10gage shotguns. Canadian goose is actually delicious. Excellent thanksgiving/Christmas bird.
But since you didn’t mention a gun… I’m assuming you’re a child or worse… English?
the rule is if you kill it you gotta eat it
they taste fishy btw
enjoy
Just walk past them. What is the matter with you?
If you really want to kill geese at the least possible cost, I'd suggest buying golf clubs and baseball bats at a second-hand store. The money you save could buy meth for most of your friends, except the designated driver, of course.
im 52.
ive punched a goose.
If you get bullied by a 10lb bird you are a cuck or a child. Kick the shit out of the first one to go you, the rest will respect you.
there was a thread about this on /k/ a while ago
>hollow out a goose decoy
>fill it with tannerite
>set food out
>wait for geese to show up
>shoot
>boom
>profit
air rifle or bread covered in rat poison
With kindness.
What's the final intention here? This sounds a lot like the effort to kill coyote, there are so many and they are everywhere. Plus they are even more mobile than something like a yote so it's not like you are ever EVER going to put a dent in thier population or even just keep them off a given property by manual killing.
If you just hate them and you want to kill them then I guess just use whatever, but if you are trying to deliberately keep them off of a property then you are better off trying to use environmental design to make a property less desirable for them to spend time at.
Examples of that might include installing perches for large predatory birds, putting deadfall in nearby bodies of water so they don't have a clear landing area (they need a longer 'runway' than ducks for example) or planting plants that are toxic to geese. Stuff like that.
I saw a dead Goose for the first time yesterday that got ran over by a car and driving up onto that scene was fricking awful. So many bits just sticking out everywhere, like a game of pickup sticks. Except Goose bone and feather. It was in a heap 2ft tall because of how mangled it was.
Anyway, yeah, I don't know. Always wondered. Found out. Why wouldn't you just stop the car? No need to drive that fast.