Best non-projectile home defense weapon?

Best non-projectile home defense weapon?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >short spear
    >not a projectile
    (You) sure about that?

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mountain lion.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My dick

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this guy's dick

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That guys dick

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    steel yo-yo

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Self defense yo-yos are a thing.

      >The Billy Trident Yo-yo is a multi use everyday-carry tool/toy. It is made from solid 6061 aluminum that is anodized in one of four colors. They are strung with 400 lb. test Kevlar and have a solid machined ring on the other end. The engraving is done post-anodize with Trident's D-Dealer Yo-yo and the opposite side with the TCNC logo.

      https://turnercncinc.com/products/billy-trident-yo-yo-yo

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >$187
        >Yoyo

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >t.sad ober mooney for toys
          If you think that's bad, for the sake of your continued mental health, don't ever look up what a premium spinning top will run ya

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        100% polyester string is pretty rough on the hands compared to cotton or blends, i cant imagine what fricking kevlar feels like

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Aluminum softball bat. Keep it in the foyer with a glove next to it and you are GTG

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i always heard wood is better for actually hurting something if one had to

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    m2 flamethrower

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm moving to a nogunz country soon and I genuinely plan on keeping one of these under my bed.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's terrible, the teeth will get caught in hair and flesh. if you have to defend yourself, a bat would be better and far more believable as a weapon used in an emergency.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Anon if you have a saw stuck in your enemy, you've won.

        Zombie forum memes have ruined the minds of an entire generation.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          now his buddy is ass fricking you

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >home invaders operate in singles

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You've obv never tried starting one of those things from cold. Guarantee you'd still be priming, playing with the choke and futilely and noisily pulling the start cord while intruder found you.
      Of the tools in my garage, my gardening machete would be my go to first, following by anything heavy and blunt. If I used the chainsaw it would be to throw it at them while I grab something else. Like a shovel.
      Also this

      that's terrible, the teeth will get caught in hair and flesh. if you have to defend yourself, a bat would be better and far more believable as a weapon used in an emergency.

      Bat or golf club would be a better option inside house. Even a framing hammer would be better.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        his appears to have an electric battery

        that's terrible, the teeth will get caught in hair and flesh. if you have to defend yourself, a bat would be better and far more believable as a weapon used in an emergency.

        but yeah, would likely get stuck. better have a backup bat, blade, and crossbow

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The 35-40+cc equivalent battery saws will only get stuck if you leave the side cover on and they physically clog up (it's a deliberate safety mechanism). If bar nuts are threaded onto the studs with a standoff instead of the cover they won't bog down under load like gas saws and their motors have too much torque to easily stall.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's why it's an strong battery powered electric saw so it's ready to go the moment I pull the trigger, got more torque than gas, and allows me to be ability to hide and be stealthy. The key would be to use the long bar to your advantage and treat the saw more like a short spear working and using the tip more like your trying to sink the blade straig into a tree instead of swinging it like a mad man. Like keeping the running tip pressing and going for their face and neck area or attacking exposed arms or hands to push them back and control them when on the offensive. Plus the intimidation factor is just off the charts, I'm a big guy muscle wise only 5'11, and I'm confident I could catch a bat swing from most people and pull that sucker away. Come at me with a running chainsaw...there's no fricking way I'm gonna try that with any chainsaw ima haul ass the other way before my ass looks like a LiveLeak character.

          > electric
          Ah, carry on.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's why it's an strong battery powered electric saw so it's ready to go the moment I pull the trigger, got more torque than gas, and allows me to be ability to hide and be stealthy. The key would be to use the long bar to your advantage and treat the saw more like a short spear working and using the tip more like your trying to sink the blade straig into a tree instead of swinging it like a mad man. Like keeping the running tip pressing and going for their face and neck area or attacking exposed arms or hands to push them back and control them when on the offensive. Plus the intimidation factor is just off the charts, I'm a big guy muscle wise only 5'11, and I'm confident I could catch a bat swing from most people and pull that sucker away. Come at me with a running chainsaw...there's no fricking way I'm gonna try that with any chainsaw ima haul ass the other way before my ass looks like a LiveLeak character.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dewalt makes terrible garden tools. Go for a different brand, bersonally I had good luck with the kobalt/greenworks 80V stuff. But anything dewalt was hot garbage. Also chainsaws get bogged on fabric. Had my gas ace eat a bit of rope and that was immediate stall and cleanup job.
      >picrel

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      anons in the replies dont know anything, the electric chainsaws have insane torque and dont stall out on fabric like the gas operated ones

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The small ones can still stall out since even peak torque is just a few ft-lb/NM, but once you get into gas-replacement range battery saws they don't give a frick. My Stihl rep actually advises the 9-layer chaps or a kevlar weave for those, the standard polypropylene 6-layer ones are insufficiently protective (though still better than nothing).

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anons are forgetting the psychological effect that a chainsaw would have. If you can prime it in time, even the stupidest, bravest, most roided up crackhead is going to fricking bolt out of your house and run for the hills.
      >But it's not as effective as-
      Crackheads don't know that. Crackheads only know what they see in shitty horror movies

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I own a lancer for home defense.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Breaking Saw with air tank attached
    Anyone who's seen one of these in use knows they are fricking terrifying.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just watched a few videos. Yeah those things fricking shit up fast.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Throughout all of history, when people had to fight in tight quarters like inside a building, and they had the option to pick whatever weapon they wanted, they chose single handed blades that could slash and stab well. They did this even if they fought as spearmen outside. From the Cutlass to the Khyber Pass Knife to the Wakizashi, it's always the same.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    big spiky ball on a rope that swings down from the ceiling into the doorway

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dual wield electric pruning chainsaws. They're silent until the trigger is pulled, and they don't need to be swung to inflict damage. Good for tight hallways. If you're invading some dudes home, and he comes at you with a pair of those things and his wiener out, you're not going to stick around.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      imo gas would be better.
      The sound of the engine would probably be a lot more scary than the whir of an electric motor.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Depends on if you expect to be fighting invaders with guns or without

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A short sword that could cut or thrust if needed. Maybe lean cut since that's what the monkey brain likes doing, but you need some thrusting point when indoors. That's been the world-wide standard melee sidearm for most cultures for most of history.

    In a modern context, it's silent to start, easy to draw in a pinch, easily stored by your bed, and effective in even the tightest hallways due to its short length.

    A similarly short metal club like a baton or mace could be about as effective if you don't have time to practice with a sword.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cold Steel's gladius machete. That shit will frick a brotha UP.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm partial to pit traps. They never see it coming.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A short sword is rather good, legal almost everywhere. Just make sure its proper tempered metal and a design from the west.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >and a design from the west
      katana homosexualry aside, there's nothing wrong with eastern sword designs

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A can of Raid

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just have a garden, not some mallninja shit that will frick you up in court

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >just have a garden, not some mallninja shit that will frick you up in court
      brit*sh pe*ple and there way of life disgust me

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what happened to men?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Some people called it a kaiser blade, I called it a sling blade, mmhm.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Some people called it a kaiser roll, I called it a hard roll, mmhm.
        >/c/k//

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw been looking for a sling blade for a while now because it's almost time for the yearly invasion of fricking thorn bushes, but none of the local hardware places ever sell them
      Might just have to order one at this rate.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Council makes the best ones but really any one will do, search for ditch blade/brush axe and get it shipped, or head to your local feed'n'sneed, they'll have them if you live anywhere east of the Mississippi that isn't a major metro area

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wear anti-slip shoes.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hi Markiplier!

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >been around since the emergence of humans
    >king of pitched battles for milennia until guns took over
    >long reach
    >cheap
    >easy to learn
    >two handed thrusts have immense power
    >as good or better then any other melee weapon in any situation
    Take the spear pill. Sword gays can frick off

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      While Spears are very much a good weapon, in an indoor space I think I'd prefer a Cutlass as they're designed for fighting inside a ship and need less training than say a Rapier since it can be used like a big choppy machete.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        so you would rather fight hand to hand and face to face with a fricking cutlass so you can larp as a pirate during a home invasion rather then just take up a position in a doorway or hallway with a spear

        in either of those situations if the invader has a gun you are going to be shot but wanting to engage in a direct swordfight is just fricking moronic
        noone is going to think you are impressive for killing someone in a swordfight
        there is a great chance of them taking the sword from you if you hesitate versus nonstop push pull stabbing with a spear

        and if you really want to make the argument about "self defense" then its going to be a bad look for you "fearing for your life" when you ran up to someone and closed the distance so you could attack them with a sword

        frick off underage moron

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dagger or ordinary claw hammer
    Perhaps with a shield in the offhand in case the invader is as savvy as me and selects the obviously most dangerous close quarter non-gun weapons that I've described above
    What kind of tiny houses do you speargays live in, I couldn't get a spear out of my bedroom into the hallway, how are you seriously expecting to fight with one indoors

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    viet kong pits

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