Best muzzle loader for self-defense?

I can't own a good firearm because I'm living with my GF who pays the bills, and she said she doesn't want guns in the house. She somehow found a way to include a loophole which allows me to buy a muzzle loader. I was thinking about the Kentucky long rifle, but idk. I'm gonna be using it for home defense, so I'll need something that won't be a waste of time. I literally have one shot.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    lmao, just bend over when they come to rob and frick you and you'll look like less of a joke than when you made this post holy shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You wouldn't say that to my face, b***h.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        yes i would

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    FAK YE MADDA
    FAK YE MADDA

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Frick anon buy a bat or a cross bow.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A fowling piece, OP. In other words a colonial era shotgun. Indian repros run $600-$800; American made kits of trade guns run more. Maybe you should get a trade gun kit from Track of the Wolf and have your GF help you put it together. Then take her shooting. Then frick her until she has a full-body screaming orgasm. Then buy her a pink .22 target rifle. And so on.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >LOL, did you get her permission for this post?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Convince your wife a black powder revolver is a muzzle loader.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If you don't rock a brace of pistols then you're a gay

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What about a muzzleloading double barreled shotgun?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    lmao pussy
    i act like a man child and leave guns everywhere and my gf just deals with it

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You fricking idiot. Break up or just get a cc and don't say shit. Did you ask her if you where allowed to post this aswell?

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't it past your bed time? Shes gonna get mad at you, you better watch out dude

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe offer to trade some of your funko pops for a real gun pussy

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this thread is a fricking bloodbath. Grow a dick though, OP

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Make her regret that particular stipulation.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    pepperbox revolver

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    are you sure you are one shot?
    here a for a reason, single shot muzzle loader don't require license and nothing but two shot howda pistols and double guns are considered like any other firearms.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    real answer: steel frame 1858 remington + gated cartridge conversion

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