Beavers are so underrated. They drop trees, dam up rivers to fish in the ponds and build homes inside the dams. How many other animals could ever do that?
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Beavers are so underrated. They drop trees, dam up rivers to fish in the ponds and build homes inside the dams.
I love these chunky frens. I often see one when I’m fishing in the lake in my town. They’re incredibly based and AFAIK, they’re the only animal that comes close to humans in terms of shaping their environment with their actions. homies be building
You've never gone outside, have you.
I can tell you don’t know shit about beavers
There’s a local family who adopted a nutra rat when they found it as a baby. It’s now 22lbs and lives inside. They take it to work (they own a sand which shop) and it chills out in the yard.
It became a story when local wildlife and fisheries agents tried to seize it’ll him (and have him euthanized). It’s an invasive species so you’re not allowed to keep them as pets. There was a big thing, with “Save Neuty” bumper stickers and a petition.
Eventually the family was given a waiver, something about keeping an exotic pet. I dunno, but the government backed down and Neuty was allowed to stay at home.
Earlier this year a local politician used Neuty in a tv ad, with a message about government intervention or something.
I'm glad they saved that giant rat. The wild ones are a bit nasty but they still look cute.
>fail to cull the species in the wild
>piss baby rage ensues
>go kill some random pet for no reason
Why is the FWS like this? This isn't the first case, they also did this to another guy in Florida who had snakes and another guy in Ohio who owned an exotic catfish. Except in those cases they actually did kill them.
It's hall monitor mindset. They are mindless rule robots, not even taking a second to think about the intent of the regulations. Being some dude's pet is removing the invasive species from the environment almost as effectively as killing them. But they lack the thoughtfulness to realize that.
>they also did this to another guy in Florida who had snakes
If this is the Holy Thursday massacre then that shit was absolutely intentional and illegal when they killed the guy’s boa
>It’s an invasive species so you’re not allowed to keep them as pets
>government intervention
There are great reasons to try to prevent invasive species. Just ask Florida. Those pythons will eventuially choke out the everglades.
You smell like you tarded
(tarded)
>derps
And you are obviously completely moronic
You smell like you tarded
(tarded)
Kidnapping an animal from the wild and raising it as a pet is a pretty good middle ground between killing them all and doing nothing. The animal won’t be able to breed because it’s in captivity and won’t damage infrastructure.
Also, these are my people. Pure blooded Yats, lol.
kek thats not a beaver in that pic
I said it was a nutra rat. Please try to follow along.
Incorrect and irrelevant
I accept your concession.
Beavers are the key to solving water disparity in the SW usa as well as increasing rainfall in the midwest. Unfortunately the government is blocking almost all efforts to introduce them into the key biomes to enable this transformative recovery.
Nutra need to be genocided. They are a net Burdon on the ecology in the US.
>I'm so original
you're cancer
correct
Why are you lying?
North american logging is cancer. There is no reason to be using as much wood as is used in American construction...except ~~*Residential Building Permits*~~
Why are you bumping a shitpost?
...better question: what kind of pathetic moron shitpots on PrepHole--especially with such trash hot recycled garbage. I also derive a certain joy in making these narcissists seeth; I sincerely believe they need an outlet for their mental disorder and it doesn't hurt my feelings at all to use their moronation as a platform.
Last week, I was carp fishing, and a giant beaver got pissed off after noticing me and started slapping his tail on the water. It was probably twice the size of my small to medium size dog. It looked prehistoric.
A month or so ago, I snagged my brand new spinner, and I had to go right by a couple beavers hanging out by their den. They were totally chill. I appreciated those guys.
Shoulda slapped back
goofy ass teeth
>dam up rivers to fish in the ponds
Beavers don't eat fish.
They do to.
>fish in the ponds
Beavers are herbivores, you numbskull.
They dam up rivers to impress your sister and your mum ya fuggin twat
...there is no such thing as a true "herbivore"
Even cows, deer, and horses will eat rabbits and mice if they have a dietary deficiency. The same way carnivores like lions will eat grass and leaves.
read a book
>A herbivore is an animal anatomically and physiologically adapted to eating plant material, for example foliage or marine algae, for the main component of its diet.
>main component in its diet
Herbivores will eat meat if necessary.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/fg2mJ4veuAY
>main component
>build homes inside the dams
have they got planning permission?
Oy vey, we need permission now? This is beaver genocide!
Have a beaver tree pic
>rode my bike along an old logging road with some bros.
>saw a beaver dam beside the rode, up the edge, covering a good amount of the valley
>rode on
>2 months later returned to the same place
>little frickers have built the dam half a meter higher
>now covering the road and it must be so far across the valley now.
>couldn't go any further but goddam it was impressive.
Beaver crushed by his own tree
Encountered a rabid beaver. It was foaming all over and chasing after its own tail. Scared my underwear brown because its movements were so quick and unnatural. I left fast.
thats actually fricked
They are crucial to many habitats. They affect so much. Wolves eat a lot of them in MN.
nearly the entire midwest used to be beaver dams
Most of oklahoma and western texas used to be forests.
beavers get the cross
I work in forestry and see beavers all the time. They usually keep to themselves, but if you get close they will hiss and smack their tail. Alot of the time oil and gas send out local trappers to trap beavers if they are putting in a new road, if yhe road keeps flooding. Then they dynamite the dam
Blew my mind a little bit to learn beaver teeth are orange because they're made partially of iron
I did not know this. Apparently their ever growing teeth has iron infused enamel.
Check out how much higher the water level is behind the dam. Pretty cool they can do all that with just sticks and mud.
Beavers are cute!
https://x.com/sour269/status/1731321662459781202?s=46&t=KgBwTYkHEpyvBd3Q00j9nw
beaver ponds smell like pure shit and are disgusting. they are Black folk, they dam shit up like Black folk do in neighborhoods and trash the place.
Beavers are going to save the world from global warming
once I saw a baby beaver swimming up stream with grass in his mouth and I was like why did he travel all this way to get grass when the whole stream is just surrounded by grass?
If you like the beaver...
https://www.beaverinstitute.org/
Was certain this was porn.
...it is to me.
Look for other anons working with them in your state--it's one of the biggest environmental pushes on total blackout by the MSM secondary to the India groundwater restoration project (the success of which can be seen from space).
I'm doing a big project on beavers. They're cool animals.
>Doing a beaver project
Sounds awesome anon! I'm kinda jelly, ngl. I love those little rodents like you wouldn't believe but they're basically illegal where I live even though there are tons of streams that would benefit from having them... the fricking forestry rapers (dnr) won't let them in to the logging orgy of costal tree rape they call ~~*managed forests*~~