>be at gun shop. >ask to see one of the guns. >guy hands it to me. >5 seconds later he swipes it back

>be at gun shop
>ask to see one of the guns
>guy hands it to me
>5 seconds later he swipes it back
>”NOOO you can’t point the gun at anything you don’t wanna shoot!!”
>asked to leave the store
>gun was literally empty and had a cable through the barrel
Why are gun owners like this?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why are you a c**t?

    Who the frick goes into a gun shop and points a gun at someone?

    Even if it is 100% unloaded with a barrel lock.

    Don't be a c**t.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I wasn’t I just turned it to the side to see what it looked like

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        and probably flagged half the store doing it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Who gives a shit, it’s an empty fricking gun

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            so what, assume it isn't, treat it like it's loaded

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              [...]

              The reaction was over the top. He could’ve just corrected me and given a pass, knowing the gun wasn’t loaded anyway

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              and i'm sure everyone knew that

              Ive thought the same, almost nd'd indoors, until I realised "of frick its loaded". Always assume, you'll never regret NOT accidently shooting a hole through your wall.

              If you read the original post. It had a lock in it. In addition to this, do any of you guys dryfire practice? Once the firearm has been proven to be cleared including the chamber, you’re ready to rock and roll and fingerfrick the gun.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >do any of you guys dryfire practice?
                At a target, sure.

                I don't pull the trigger unless it's pointed at something I'm okay getting shot, even if I know the gun is unloaded, even if it's got a barrel lock.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                So you’re telling me, the one easy way to practice at home. You’ll only do if you’re outdoors or at the range?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >what are snap caps
                man you are so unconfident you cant trust yourself...just frickin chamber check

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Nah, I just know i'm never gonna shoot myself, my wall, or someone random walking nearby.

                So you’re telling me, the one easy way to practice at home. You’ll only do if you’re outdoors or at the range?

                nah, i have a basement range.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                bro the bullets are anodized red or blue anon are you that rarted...cmon mane

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >i have a basement range
                No wonder you’re fricking moronic and can’t trust yourself to clear a gun. Your dumbass has been breathing in lead in an enclosed space for who knows how long.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >breathing in lead
                Is this a things? Am I breathing in trace amounts of lead everytime a gun is fired?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Actually yes, and it gets on your hands and clothes too.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                really only if you fire in enclosed unventilated places or you lick your hands and clothes after finishing

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Not using a CoolFire
                ngmi

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yes that's true, but you still don't dryfire by pointing it at a complete stranger and pulling the trigger right?

                This reminds me of when my uncle's friend would take his browning and wiener/dry fire through the scope at people from his apartment window.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I usually do this, point it at my junk and erudite to make Reddit transvestites mad. An unloaded gun is unable to harm you, acting like it could is ridiculous. It’s like being super aware about the knives in your kitchen drawer because they could hurt you at any given point just lying there.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You’re an immense homosexual

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Every motherfricker that ever shot themselves on accident did it with an unloaded gun. One of my best friends who was a legit fricking operators and one of the few guys I'd legit take into some shit shot himself in the hand taking down his glock in his early 20s.
                He accepted he was being a dumbass and failed on multiple levels.
                We have the four rules cause if you're even following just two of em you're far less likely to hurt someone you love or yourself. Period dot. Yeah it's stupid. It's kid of foggy sometimes and you're 100% right that unloaded cabled gun was 99.9% harmless. But you're still 100% wrong for being unsafe with it. It sucks but that's how it is. Take the L and grow into a more responsible person.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You sound like a woman.Have you transitioned yet? I am asking because men usually have the intellect and awareness to know that unloaded firearms cant hurt them.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I usually do this, point it at my junk and erudite to make Reddit transvestites mad. An unloaded gun is unable to harm you, acting like it could is ridiculous. It’s like being super aware about the knives in your kitchen drawer because they could hurt you at any given point just lying there.

                The most dangerous gun is an unloaded one. Not because it is or isn't loaded, but because you assume it is empty. You can very well be wrong and that will be the last mistake you ever make

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                This is moronic. Unload gun. Clear chamber. Place ammo in another room. Gun is safe to be handled

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The devil loads your gun behind your back. You look down the bore and fumble the trigger. You die. And so do your bad habits. Thing is, you're likelier to shoot somebody else, and having someone else pay for your own mistakes rather than yourself is unacceptable

              • 2 years ago
                Mandickinhim

                I can guarantee you my loaded gun is more dangerous.
                You mean more dangerous to yourself.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Every motherfricker that ever shot themselves on accident did it with an unloaded gun.
                Get a load of this moron.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              and i'm sure everyone knew that

              Ive thought the same, almost nd'd indoors, until I realised "of frick its loaded". Always assume, you'll never regret NOT accidently shooting a hole through your wall.

              Every single person you pointed that gun at gave a shit you fricking selfish butthole moron.
              I hope next time the gun shop owner straight slaps you while taking the gun out of your hands like the b***h you are.

              It's a gunstore, getting unintentionally flagged by someone inspecting a gun is a pretty safe bet.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The same people getting mad at you for this have no problems with appendix carry. If they're that concerned about safety they should have trigger locks on the guns. Even then, I usually ask to dry fire in the store so I know that the trigger isn't dogshit. Like says, this is a place where you are supposed to inspect a gun before you buy it. It's like getting upset because someone at a car lot wants to get behind the wheel and make sure everything works.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            and i'm sure everyone knew that

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              if you can't tell that a gun with a lock going down the barrel and out the chamber is safe, maybe this hobby isn't for you. Try model trains, they're usually pretty safe afaik

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Ive thought the same, almost nd'd indoors, until I realised "of frick its loaded". Always assume, you'll never regret NOT accidently shooting a hole through your wall.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Every single person you pointed that gun at gave a shit you fricking selfish butthole moron.
            I hope next time the gun shop owner straight slaps you while taking the gun out of your hands like the b***h you are.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              not me, flag me at the gun store all you want, I don't give a shit, every gun there is not loaded
              and if you think that every gun is loaded at all times you're a schizo
              what's next, schizos, your guns will start whispering to you at night, begging for blood?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I always just ask where I can point it. Saves me the trouble of having someone sperg out at me.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            More "empty" guns have killed people than were known to be for sure loaded. Its not a good habit to get into anon. Just admit you were wrong and grow and learn

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >t. is too afraid to dryfire

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Basic manners and courtesy among civilized man.
            Or do you also only wash your hands after using the bathroom if they smell?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I cannot think of a gun store that doesn't allow you to manipulate the weapons they hand you at the counter. Some block the trigger, some actively encourage you to dry fire, but none of them, to my knowledge, hand you a gun in a crowded store and then complain about you sweeping people. In a lot of stores there ISN'T a safe angle because the wall behind the counter is a thin sheetrock barrier between the store and the general public.

          They would get very, very uncomfortable if you started intentionally aiming at people though, which I suspect is what the OP did.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Only sane poster ITT

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I have been to several gun stores that will ask you to manipulate the gun with the barrel facing the ceiling at all times, or pointed at a specific part of the store without employees or customers.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Same. I have even seen employees accidentally sweep people becauss the stores are so small sometimes. Not like intentionally or even for a long time but like a milisecond sweep just because hey fricko it's a fricking tiny gun store not a fricking Walmart. Unironically the only store I have ever been at that had trigger guards and literally would not let you manipulate the gun without seeing your driver license was Academy.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Stop sticking their guns in your mouth and gun stores will stop kicking you out anon.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dude I feel you. As someone who larps religiously I was out visiting my cousins and they took me shooting. These frickers got mad about me not having a plebbit finger... Like mfers I just check and cleared the gun. They didn't let me shoot for the rest of the day and I never told them I was an operator.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly if I saw someone resting their finger on the trigger, even a known unloaded gun and the range safety officer DIDN'T say something, I probably wouldn't go to that range again.

      Morons should be publicly shamed for being stupid.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Lmao, grow a set.

        If you have served you will have been muzzle swiped a bazillion times, people will have shot around you, trigger discipline will have been abysmal and yet you still live. gays that are all about safety shouldn’t wield hammers, let alone guns. You might as well Transistoren, gay.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Frick you, my battle buddy once was literally a couple inches away from getting shot in the foot because of some dumbass. If you don’t believe in basic gun safety, then you’re the one that shouldn’t have guns

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >I almost shot my friend in the foot and now I carry guilt about it and am hyper aware
            Got it.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >I'm too moronic to not shoot anyone so everyone else must be as well
              hmm

              Basic gun safety is checking the fricking chamber pf the firearm before you even touch the trigger. An unloaded gun is a paper weight, not everyone needs to live in constant fear like a homosexual.

              It's the principle that counts. Bad (and old) habits die hard. If you or OP would treat an "obviously" unloaded gun that way, who's to say you wouldn't treat a loaded gun the same? Good habits will only help you in the end, and that means keeping your booger hook off the bang switch unless you're shooting. Can't tell if this whole thread is satire or stupidity

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >I'm too moronic to not shoot anyone so everyone else must be as well
            hmm

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Basic gun safety is checking the fricking chamber pf the firearm before you even touch the trigger. An unloaded gun is a paper weight, not everyone needs to live in constant fear like a homosexual.

      • 2 years ago
        BigC

        >reddit finger homosexual outs himself
        sad

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Your cousins think you are stupid

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Your cousins should have disowned you for using Baldwin Finger.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I thought your joke was funny anon

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    cause most people who work in gunstores are massive homosexuals. simple as

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This. Literally the biggest mouth breather homosexuals work in gun stores, bar none.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the gun stores in my town have ex marines and military people working there

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >ex marines and military people
          So, mouth breathers?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Not sure what point you're trying to make

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No it's the mouth breathing customers who go there. They'll assume you're one until proven otherwise.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Have you ever actually been to a gun shop? The guys behind the counter are usually 95 IQ, and they have shitty personalities.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        to be honest, im a really good customer i know what the frick im getting. id be in and out in less than an hour if the store wasnt full of actual rarted double Black folk who want to look at guns and not take a slice. On that note most people who work at gun shops are massive homosexuals

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Gun safety redditors have invaded this place. Your finger should always be on the trigger, having to move it to the trigger when you need it at a moments notice is as moronic as having to flick off a manual safety. Never go back to the gun store OP, bunch of gays.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Shit bait. Rope and dilate

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I really fricking hate the redditors in this thread. Reddit should allow more gun content on theur site so these morons stay over there.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    my gun shop tells me to point it towards the door to the range. they aren't moronic.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Frick you

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Where exactly does /k/ draw the line for "this gun must be treated as if it is going to fire at random"?
    >loaded/chambered, closed slide/bolt/cylinder
    >loaded, open slide/bolt/cylinder
    >empty, closed slide/bolt/cylinder
    >empty, open slide/bolt/cylinder
    >empty, action physically blocked by cable or other
    >slide/bolt/cylinder physically removed
    >firearm more disassembled, 80% lower, ect
    Because I personally feel that once you get to the point where the firearm physically cannot fire, the rules on flagging can reasonably be relaxed, while deliberate aiming at another should still be highly discouraged.

    Another question, let's say I'm at a gun store with an L-shaped counter. I (green) am inspecting a firearm that I'm purchasing, which is like OPs case, locked out, pointed to the left. At that point another customer (purple) asks the shop owner (blue) if he could see something. Can the owner pass through the box, or is it an instantaneous death zone and he needs me to reorient the gun before he can pass?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely right, if the gun can't be physically fired it is considered safe. Also I think the owner would ask you to point the gun a different way so they can pass.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >empty, open slide/bolt/cylinder
      Here if you can actually examine it up close to double check the breech is clear and there's no magazine inserted.
      >empty, action physically blocked by cable or other
      Otherwise here.

      In any case, its extremely bad manners to flag people with a gun no matter the state it's in. YOU might know for certain it's empty, someone else might not. Yes, even in a gun store, people might carry a loaded firearm with them to the store; plenty have rules against this, but tards gonna tard.

      In this case it's just being an ass, but think of what happened if you flagged a cop with a gun that's "obviously safe" while pulled over. Just because people aren't cops and the scenario isn't the same doesn't mean they don't deserve the same treatment when it comes to flagging them.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kek, you flagged him. Might be okay for a gun store in Vegas, everywhere else you're gonna piss someone off

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I use reddit Finger exclusively around people who don't yet know that, despite my looks, I am not moronic.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Gun safety is for nerds lmao

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why are people so moronic?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

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    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >people ITT scared of a desk pop
      pathetic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      bedroom pops are a right of passage

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >thing that didn't happen
    why are x like this?

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you sound like a moronic homosexual. I bet you were pointing the gun at people or in an otherwise unsafe direction.
    If you can't be trusted with an unloaded firearm you should never be allowed to own a loaded one. Get to the back of the line, zoom zoom

  15. 2 years ago
    Greased Geese

    I just load the gun and make it a point to point it at everyone in the room with my finger on the trigger to make sure nobody here is a b***h.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i normally point it at my head to check the bore and then pull the trigger to see if its good or not

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >people complaining about NDs ITT
    I wouldn’t worry too much about it anons.
    NDs are just part of owning a gun. They've actually happened to me a few times.

    First
    >At friends apartment at college.
    >Just bought my first pistol from a gun show (I was 18)
    >Drinking with friends
    >Show them my new Jericho
    >Try to manually dewiener
    >Thumb slips on hammer, ND into celling Upstairs neighbors too high and drunk (underage and illegal drugs) to call the police.

    Second time

    >At range
    >Showing friend pistol
    >Think gun is unloaded
    >Point at ground show him how to wrack and pull the trigger.
    >Forgot loaded mag in
    >Shoot between his feet

    Third time

    >At parents house.
    >Just bought a sig from a guy
    >Get home
    >Try swapping slides with another sig I had
    >Forgot the other sig slide was chambered.
    >Pull trigger
    >Shoot parents wall

    Fourth time

    >At my new house
    >Playing with a friend's 5.56 AK
    >Release bolt
    >Slam fires round into ground

    Fifth time

    >Showing a friend how to use it
    >No idea how but a round got chambered
    >Show him how the trigger works
    >Pull trigger
    >Shoots round into floor in the same place as before

    Sixth time

    >Thought maybe the house was haunted
    >Grab a sig
    >Physically clear it, (racked the slide 3 times) with no magazine in pull trigger at the same hole
    >Round goes off

    Seventh time

    >Friend brings over a used
    >Glock wants me to look over it
    >I grab it and pull the trigger without clearing it
    >Didn't even realize the thing was loaded.

    Eighth time

    >Friend brings over his transferable Mac 10
    >I had no idea how open bolt guns worked.
    >He's showing it off to me I put a loaded mag it and decided to try and release the bolt (I thought it shot from a closed bolt)
    >Pulled the trigger for some reason
    >Shot 3 rounds into my wall

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ninth time
      >clearing my house with my P226
      >involuntarily pull trigger at the fridge
      >blow up my Mike's Hard Lemonade

      Tenth time
      >cleaning bolt action .308
      >new gun, not entirely familiar with the little particulars of its operation
      >disassemble and put back together
      >test to make sure rounds still enter chamber properly (safety was on)
      >cycle several rounds and decide I'm satisfied
      >throw bolt open and remove mag
      >close bolt, undo safety, dry fire to dewiener
      >blast a hole in my ceiling

      Overall you shouldn't feel too bad about NDs. It's part of owning guns, and you should get used to them.

      You shouldn’t have access to firearms. Youre the type of person who ends up shooting his friend or kid with a gun because he thought it was clear.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ninth time
    >clearing my house with my P226
    >involuntarily pull trigger at the fridge
    >blow up my Mike's Hard Lemonade

    Tenth time
    >cleaning bolt action .308
    >new gun, not entirely familiar with the little particulars of its operation
    >disassemble and put back together
    >test to make sure rounds still enter chamber properly (safety was on)
    >cycle several rounds and decide I'm satisfied
    >throw bolt open and remove mag
    >close bolt, undo safety, dry fire to dewiener
    >blast a hole in my ceiling

    Overall you shouldn't feel too bad about NDs. It's part of owning guns, and you should get used to them.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think you missed a few. I could've sworn we were up to fourteen.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        one schzioposter got it up to 34 but I was drunk at the time and didn't save it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        one schzioposter got it up to 34 but I was drunk at the time and didn't save it

        Eleventh time
        >typing list of ND's
        >move hand from keyboard to mouse to hit post
        >hand grabs pistol on desk
        >shoot a 9x18 into wall

        Twelth time
        >carry suppressed old .22lr hammer fired because if/when have to shoot defensively don't want sirens and lights and shit, just want to scuttle away with collar pulled up to hide from all the vidya
        >so can't always IWB depending on clothing/weather
        >carry in shoulder bag, sometimes very compact one, muzzle pointed at sky, hammer down on a loaded chamber as the hammer must be wienered to fire and I'm faster doing that than racking the slide
        >at small grocery store with 10 year old son. Yes, he knew.
        >slip shoulder bag off to dig out grocery bag at cash register
        >slips too fast, bag hits floor
        >little noise, as of breaking glass thermometer or something
        >quite bright in store, and as my heart rate goes through the roof and I try to look calm while picking up bag, digging out grocery bag, pulling out money to pay... a thin stream of drywall dust falls between the three of us, me, my son, and the store owner
        >son sees it too, his eyes and mine both dart to the ceiling maybe 12 feet up
        >I quickly force my eyes down and deal with bagging veggies and stuff

        Thirteenth time
        >playing with my takedown .22
        >half rack slide and look in chamber
        >nothing there
        >slam foreend home
        >pull trigger
        >round goes off
        >turns out the extractor broke and didn't clear the gun when I racked the slide

        Fourteenth time
        >Playing with K98 in the barracks
        >Leave the rifle loaded at some point and forget
        >Sometimes, I like to take out the magazine and dry fire to practice working the bolt
        >Remove magazine from the rifle and the four rounds within
        >Forget I had one in the chamber
        >Proceed to pull trigger
        >bang

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Fifteenth time
          >then out of nowhere my dog starts loosing his shit and gose to my deck
          >i grab my shotty with 4 in the tube and open my deck door
          > i proceed to rack my welfare classic maverick 88 with one hand thinking i was a badass scaring off the bad guys
          >what ever that was their ran off and i walk back in thinking i protected my castle
          >i proceed to walk into my kitchen to quench the thirst of the king
          > i point my scepter at the cabinet and "dryfire"
          >BOOM,,EEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEEEEE
          >all that fine china, gone in a flash

          Sixteenth time
          >inna mall shoppin
          >have to take a shit
          >gonna be here a while
          >pull out Model 69
          >mirin my baby
          >bowel movement finally
          >legs are asleep trying to get off toilet
          >grab cripple assistance bar to help me up
          >fricking ND into the restroom toilet

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Seventeenth time
            >get cheap laser sight and flashlight off a range boomer
            >probably shit tier Chinese trash but free
            >install it
            >spend afternoon zeroing my sights on my ar
            >eat a dinner
            >go back outside in the dark realizing i never zeroed the laser sights sights
            >laser looks fricking awesome at night
            >far as the eye can see a full stobe goes across my yard
            >point it into the field to see how far it goes
            >ND into a cow

            Eighteenth time
            >bought a colt single action army clone at a gunshow
            >I wasn't sure if it was one of the ones with the transfer bar safety that you could carry hammer down on a loaded chamber
            >hold it by the grip and slam it hammer down onto the table
            >turns out it was the original style because it shot my ceiling

            Nineteenth time
            >Sighting in a scope on a friends muzzleloader
            >My friend just got done cleaning it and loaded it in his car
            >he never told me that he put a primer in it, I thought he just put the powder and bullet in it
            >I try out the trigger again because I forgot how it felt
            >Put a .50 cal hole through his passenger door

            Twentieth time
            >see new shotgun laying on brother’s bed
            >rack it
            >oh that’s pretty smooth
            >think it’s unloaded because no matter how many times I rack it, nothing ejects
            >aim at window
            >pull trigger
            >12 gauge boom

            Twenty-first time
            >take my fancy german car to the store
            >need to buy some feed and seed
            >didn’t have money for my park avenue manicure
            >realize i forgot my wallet
            >offer the shopkeeper to hold my ccw as collateral until i can pay him back for the gummi bears
            >while drawing gun from holster, unkempt fingernails graze trigger
            >boom
            >my gucci loafers now have a .45 sized hole in them

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Twenty-Second time
              >I heard a noise on the balcony
              >grabbed my gun, Custom Sig P365 9 mm Federal hollow point.
              >tripped
              >squeezed the trigger
              >fired a hole through 3 feet of wall, into and out of my fridge, it bounced off the floor, and buried itself in some wood.

              Twenty-Third time
              >be me college kid lives at home
              >on zoom call dry firing my new glock 17 with no magazines because hi cap mags didnt come with
              > mic muted video off
              > remember I have one spare 9mm round
              > drop it in the chamber aim down sights take it out
              > rinse and repeat
              > drop it in the chamber close the slide set the gun down
              > answer question asked of me on zoom class
              > mute mic pick up glock continue dry fire practice
              > BANG
              > first shot of the gun was ND through my desk frame into the wood trimming of my room
              > ears ringing
              > open the door to my room and my brother just looks at me and calls me a fricking idiot
              > start laughing and explain to him how moronic I was and to never tell anyone ever lmao
              > he tells me in sounded like a large textbook hitting the ground
              > to this day none of my friends know
              > i now have two 19 round glock mags and 3 10 rounders
              > keep my glock loaded 90% of the time
              > chalk up the ND to a one off and triple check everytime I dry fire practice

              Twenty-Fourth time
              >walk into motorcycle dealership and inform the staff that I am carrying (concealed)
              >strike up conversation with parts counter guy and once again inform him that I am carrying (concealed)
              >wanted to show him how easy I can field strip my Glock 19
              >pull out gun, rack slide, drop mag, and pull trigger to disassemble
              >round goes off and buries into wooden table in middle of store

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Twenty-Fifth time
                >fricking my 7 yr old little sister
                >bout to switch to her butthole
                >think im grabbing a bottle of ballistol for lube but its my AR10
                >accidentally in her ass
                >oh god im cumming
                >cum bounces off her pelvis, through her blown open torso and straight into my eyes

                Twenty-Sixth time
                >spent all day cleaning a and removing and engine from an exhaust fan in my kitchen
                >finish tired and angry at 1 am
                >hop in my bed cause i had class at 8 am
                >then out of nowhere my dog starts loosing his shit and gose to my deck
                >i grab my shotty with 4 in the tube and open my deck door
                > i proceed to rack my welfare classic maverick 88 with one hand thinking i was a badass scaring off the bad guys
                >what ever that was their ran off and i walk back in thinking i protected my castle
                >i proceed to walk into my kitchen to quench the thirst of the king
                > i point my scepter at the cabinet and "dryfire"
                >BOOM,,EEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEEEEE
                >all that fine china, gone in a flash
                > i was so tired that i forgot to check the chamber
                > i proceeded to feel like a moron for the next couple months and still get shit for it too this day
                >dont be me, be smart and practice common sense

                Twenty-Seventh time
                >hanging out having a few drinks decide to watch Sicareo 2 again
                >get to the part where Benecio straight murders the guy in the street
                >im like a much less svelte version of him(portugese/itialian with a little Malta thrown in)
                >usually unload my firearms when libations are present but I had some weirdo FedEx guy give the stink eye earlier
                >YEAH PAL LET ME SEE SOME ID YOURE ON MY FRICKING PROPERTY!
                >go to recreate the bumpfire scene and AD 4 times in a row
                f his hand

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Twenty-Eighth time
                >be me 2018
                >inna mall shoppin
                >have to take a shit
                >pop a squat
                >bored out of my mind
                >cant shit
                >come on get out
                >hnnnng
                >rabbit turd
                >gonna be here a while
                >pull out Model 69
                >happy i have a toilet gun
                >mirin my baby
                >checkin for anything wrong with her
                >shes fricking perfect
                >bowel movement finally
                >brown snake inna toilet
                >clean self up
                >legs are asleep trying to get off toilet
                >struggle
                >grab cripple assistance bar to help me up
                >BOOM
                >fricking ND into the restroom toilet
                >people screaming
                >EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
                >get my fricking pants on and run outta bathroom with others
                >pretend i know nothing and act scared swith all the other folk that i heard gunshot
                >EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
                >go home
                >PTSD of embarrassment has caused me to get a tick every time i remember incident

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Twenty-Ninth time
                >Basic training, finished urban training with blanks.
                >Clear rifle in front of DS. Begin 12m ruck back to the bays.
                >Bored as shit for 3 hours. Constantly switch selector back and forth between safe and fire.
                >Even put pressure on trigger a lot bringing it to the edge of the break, but never firing it.
                >Get to the bays, everyone is on line in PTs ready for inspection before lights out.
                >I clear my rifle before DS walks in and see brass fly out.
                >Bunk mate sees it too, he holds my rifle as I make a dead sprint to the latrine to throw the blank away.
                >Get back online as DS walks in.

                Thirtieth time
                >be me
                >get cheap laser sight and flashlight off a range boomer
                >probably shit tier Chinese trash but free
                >install it
                >spend afternoon zeroing my sights on my ar
                >eat a dinner
                >go back outside in the dark realizing i never zeroed the laser sights sights
                >laser looks fricking awesome at night
                >far as the eye can see a full stobe goes across my yard
                >point it into the field to see how far it goes
                >ND into a cow

                Thirty-first time
                >be me
                >chilling out in dorm
                >practicing my slide on my pistol
                >pulling slide back and letting it go real quick
                >watching bullets eject is fun
                >hmm I wonder if I can slide it while the trigger is pulled
                >without even thinking just pull the trigger
                >ND into my oil heater
                >immedietly throw gun accross the room into my clothes basket
                >half an hour goes past, nobody has come to my room
                Lucky I got away with it

                Thirty-Second time
                >begin M9 cleaning process
                >trigger is stuck for some reason
                >"Hmm why won't the trigger move?"
                >squeeze it really hard
                >nothing happens
                >stare at M9 like moron for 15 seconds
                >"Oh, the safety!"
                >click safety off
                >BLAM

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Thirty Third time
                >black powder season
                >been out all weekend
                >last day, about to leave empty handed
                >rainy off and on
                >using my uncles gun
                >tells me to pop it into the ground so he can clean it when we get back
                >click
                >turn to my uncle
                >hey Roy *BANG*
                >fire a round right next to his foot
                >moisture fricked up the cap and it second hangfired

                Thirty Fourth time
                >walking in back pasture with buddy
                >I have my 50s Winchester 94, he is borrowing my old NEF single 20
                >looking for hogs (or anything moving really) but get bored and start shooting bottles and anything else we can target
                >I just shot, ran the action, and loaded a new round
                >dropping the hammer to half wiener so we can continue walking, my thumb slips off the hammer
                >It fires into the dirt less than 2 ft in front of my buddy, he is showered in dirt clods

                Thirty Fifth time
                >be me
                >had just gotten my first gun from my dad
                >it was a marlin .22 got a box of ammo too
                >play around with it in my room
                >loading the mag, cycling the action and watching the rounds fly out
                >older brother gets home from work
                >hey check out my new gun
                >shoot his lunchbox out of his hand

                Thirty Sixth, seventh and eighth time
                >at the range
                >patterning my rifle for deer season
                >cease fire
                >put my rifle in the rack, BANG
                >ND into the roof
                >no one notices
                >targets changed, range hot
                >load a new mag
                >load round, BANG
                >put one over the berm
                >clear it and put it away, bring it to gunsmith
                >walk in, gun in storage case
                >set it down on the counter, BANG
                >sent one right between the eyes of the moose head above the entrance door

                Overall you shouldn't feel too bad about NDs. It's part of owning guns, and you should get used to them

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Did you flag someone? If so, you’re a dumbfrick noguns homosexual, and you deserve your shame.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Did you flag someone?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >thinking /k/ has never cared about firearm safety
        >implying I’m the rebbitor
        Go back you newbie troony. No one wants you here. Go jerk off to Eastern Europe shithole wars elsewhere.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          If you read the OP you'd know there was a cable running through the barrel. Are you about to shit a brick over getting flagged by a gun that was rendered inoperable?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            https://i.imgur.com/r9B5IOa.jpg

            You are a redditor, and if you ever tried to lecture me about trigger discipline at the range, I would bite your fricking ears off.

            https://i.imgur.com/sb5WwTT.jpg

            >thinking /k/ has never cared about firearm safety
            >implying I’m the rebbitor

            Stop samegayging, have a nice day and then go back

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Cope Black person. You go back.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              UH OH

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Screw you, redditor.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You are a redditor, and if you ever tried to lecture me about trigger discipline at the range, I would bite your fricking ears off.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >thinking /k/ has never cared about firearm safety
          >implying I’m the rebbitor

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Jesus you do know only newbies call other newbies right? Did you come from reddit this morning or what?
          My range was filled today and they have two fricking walls of guns you can finger frick without even talking to an employee. The boy scouts selling popcorn and the fn rep shilling 5.7 in the lobby didnt b***h at all yet here you are crying like a little girl for someone checking out a gun in a gun store.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            https://i.imgur.com/lSJ08r0.jpg

            Cope Black person. You go back.

            https://i.imgur.com/sIXxZ6P.png

            UH OH

            Not even that guy, but you troony Black folk actually need to go back.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Bite me Black person

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >n-no, YOU’RE the Black person
                You couldn’t be any more rebbit if you tried. You weren’t here before 2016, much less 2010. have a nice day swiftly, fat troony Black person gay

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >all of this projection

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >n-no y-you’re projecting!
                K Y S
                Y
                S

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              What the frick are you going to do about it?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Not even that guy
              you just happened to be moronic as well eh?

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You're not wrong, assuming you own the firearm. Otherwise that's like saying firearm owners should let folks steal their guns because the thief needs the fun even more. Context matters. It is the fun of the gun owner that is important. If the guy who owns the gun store isn't having fun you may have broken the first rule. Big no-no.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Every time I go to the range I will point a loaded gun point blank at random peoples heads and if they freak out I call them redditors and ND into their heads, the range officer understands that ND's are just a natural part of gun ownership so they'll usually just help me hide the bodies.
    Frick reddit.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >frick safety amrite

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Was this gun cleared seconds before and have a cable running through the barrel? Im guessing no

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes it was

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Where can i buy then?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Gore, Oklahoma

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >See Hellion leaving gun shop
    >Ask to see it
    >"This is a Croatian import-"
    >Yeah I know I've seen this online
    >Point it towards the parking lot
    >Decide to scan it before manhandling it
    >Barrel is perpendicular to the gun wall while I cradle and flip it
    >Owner behind my shoulder says watch the barrel
    >Ask if it's ambidextrous as I start to play with the charging handle
    >"That's... the charging handle."
    >Foreplay ruined
    >Stop halfway ride it back
    >Hand it back and never come back

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >ITT: No One Reads the Last Line of the OP Greentext

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    “Don’t point the gun at anything you don’t want to shoot” is moronic

    The better rule is “always point the barrel in the direction of least consequence”. I.e. don’t point it at people even if it’s empty and you aren’t intending on shooting

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >t. Points it at other shoppers making pew pew noises.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So how do you scared frickers check the action and bore when you go to buy a gun?
    If the shop tells me no I figure they've got a worn out piece of shit and my money is obviously better given to decent men.

    >ALWAYS TREAT LIKE ITS LOADED
    When a weapon is cleared the weapon is clear what is this nonsense.
    Do you always have a little panic attack when you have to clean yours?

    Frick is going on in this thread.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You clear the gun, keep your finger off the trigger, and keep your muzzle on a benign target. The literal safety rules. Once it leaves your "direct control", ie, your hand, it becomes "hot" again. How hard is it?

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >be at gun store
    >ask to see one of the guns
    >guy clears it in front of me as i watch
    >hands it to me and says "remember, don't point it at anything you don't want to shoot."
    >don't want to shoot anything in the store
    >don't know where to point the gun, all options are off limits
    >start shaking and hyperventilating
    >gun slips out of my sweaty hands
    >it goes off and blows a baby's head off 3 blocks down the street

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    /k/ is turning into a pretty good argument in favor of gun control.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >noguns homosexuals who don't know crap think we're all ignorant idiots who can't be trusted with shit!
      >following the most basic rules of gun safety even toddlers can adhere to? LMFAO, don't be such a homosexual!
      It's an amazing demonstration really.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    rob that Black person and take all his guns

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This post is bait and would never fricking happen in real life.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you have clearly never worked at a gun store

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    commie

  32. 2 years ago
    Greased Geese

    [...]

    mass replying only became a common thing since the election migration

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      newbie

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    go to another store and do the same but instead of pointing it at anyone put it in your mouth, act disappointed, and then ask to see something with a smaller barrel

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    did you point it at people?
    or were you just checking out the aim?

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >stories that didn't happen for 200

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >be OP
    >be at gloryhole sucking dick
    >use too much teeth and get shot in the face through the stall divider
    Pretty gay of you, OP

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You are reckless. I always uber everywhere to avoid parking lots. Cars are dangerous even if they have no driver. I never have sex to avoid spreading STIs, even as a virgin. You need to learn some responsibility bud.

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OP you're fricking moronic. The safety rules are observed so that multiple th8ngs need to go wrong before someone is shot. Simple as that. Yes, the gun was unloaded and had a lock, but you carelessly swinging it around indicates that you are careless and irresponsible and you'll probably shoot someone by mistake if you don't start taking safety seriously.

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OP here, I'm trans btw if that helps

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >thread that proves more than half of /k/ are noguns and/or underage
    >half of the other less-than-half are reddit morons

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So what is the etiquette in looking down the sights of a gun at a gun store? Every time I handle one I either point at the wall behind the clerk a good distance away from him, or at the floor just to show them that I'm definitely not pointing it at them but doing that feels pretty stupid.

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    People going on about "reddit finger" is just natural selection at its work. Just ignore morons who screech at you for using proper gun safety, sooner or later you'll never hear from them again

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Those who wear their consumptive habits on their sleeves are peak reddit. Only soulless locusts who define themselves on what they consume assume others do too to the point of placing people into tribes

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Go to big gun show
    >Hundreds of guns lined up on tables for anyone to grab
    >Thousands of people lining the aisles
    >Stall vendor won't even look up from his cell phone unless you address him directly
    >A dozen firearms pointed in your direction at any given time
    >No one gives a frick

    how do you cope with being in such an environment gun safety anons?

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    so rob him, homosexual. rob him and take his shit, but make sure to flood everything while you do it, so the insurance company won't pay out.

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