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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I worked with a guy who's 17 yo son tried changing his own oil and I got day by day updates of how it went.

    >Drains oil from pan.
    >Attempts to remove oil filter, Breaks the oil pressor sensor off the engine.
    >RTV's sensor back into place
    >Puts fresh oil back in, gives up on oil filter because its too tight to remove.
    >Gets a few miles down the road and into town before oil sprays exhaust manifold and makes massive smoke screen, Fire department called, Car towed home and threatened with fine for leaking oil everywhere.
    >Buys new oil pressure sensor and watches a youtube video about how to replace it.
    >Cross threads new oil pressure sensor.
    >Car now Leaks oil and goes into limp mode now.
    >Decides oil pan needs to be removed to better reach the oil pressure sensor.
    >"Grabs ugga dugga, Man these bolts holding the oil pan in are tight"
    >Ends up snapping several bolts because righty tighty
    >For some reason decides to cut serpentine belt.
    >They eventually gave up and had it towed to a shop. Ended up getting charged a bit over $1500. to un-frick the car.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >They eventually gave up
      That's the only real mistake i see here. You learn from mistakes. Some people are more moronic than others and do less research so everything takes a little longer until they start to be productive instead of fricking things up. Especially if you have noone experienced around to warn you when you are about to frick things up.Where was his father?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Man I was moronic with cars at 16 but this is another level, but yeah you learn from mistakes you dont give up

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>For some reason decides to cut serpentine belt.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who failed worse, the son for being a tard or the dad for allowing his son to be a tard?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's good parenting to let your children make mistakes

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I lost 3 fingers feeding a fricked piece of wood through a mite saw unsupervised on a house build as an apprentice carpenter. Got $200k in workers comp tho.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Was it worth it?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I actually blackmailed my boss into having sex with me besides getting the workers comp

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          ...female boss? Or...

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nope

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Are you a homosexual?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Rude.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Got drunk for a weekend and my Jeep was orange on monday.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks good anon

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks, it's actually tinted Monstaliner. I didn't trust myself to paint with paint when I did this.

        https://i.imgur.com/Obigv5k.png

        that's not a drunk paint job anon. pic related is drunk paint job.

        >"You have no idea how bad things really are"

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh nice, that makes sense given the texture on the surface. Probably a autistic question, but have you noticed any impact to fuel economy with the new paint? The added texture should introduce some drag but dunno if the effect would be negligible or not, or if you've noticed any impact after painting.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            It got 13 mpg before I did it, and it's a pretty tired engine at 200,006 miles, so I haven't. My wife has clipped it twice and besides buffing a scuff out of her car there is absolutely zero damage or wear from that or scuffing it in the woods when I have time to go there.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            It’s a Jeep man. It’s already massively non aerodynamic. A little bit of air friction isn’t going to matter.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Golf balls fly further with textured surface.

            I lost 3 fingers feeding a fricked piece of wood through a mite saw unsupervised on a house build as an apprentice carpenter. Got $200k in workers comp tho.

            I would probably cut of 2 fingers for 133k. 3 is a bit too much tho.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Golf balls have a very specifically Engineered surface that works slightly better than perfectly smooth. Some spray on bed liner will not match this. That being said it's a jeep, complaining about the aerodynamics of the paint is like complaining about the bedding in a Vietnam pow camp.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Golf balls fly further with textured surface.
              Yes, but they would fly even further with a smooth surface and a tear drop shape. The only reason why dimpels are used on a golf bal is because it needs to be round. Drop this constraint and superior aerodynamic solutions exist. Race cars, planes, trains, fast animals, whatever don't have dimples.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not entirely true, many planes feature turbulence inducing devices on their wings. However you are correct the dimples are only needed be cause of the shape constraint

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well, in a way devices like vortex generators are because of constraints as well. Larger aspect ratio wings would be better but that hurts cruising speed.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I cut fingers off for $62k a year + some money for college

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's not a drunk paint job anon. pic related is drunk paint job.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is that orange rhino liner??

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Monstaliner, but yeah. It's amazingly forgiving to damage and can be sprayed with a schutz gun rather than typical painting equipment.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Orange peel on orange, very tasteful

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't you have a green CJ? Or is this the same car?
      Looks really good.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Different one, but that paint job is made of actual paint.

        Orange peel on orange, very tasteful

        They called me Tropicana in PrepHole and I cried and left.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          They both look great.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          what's a tropicana?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            tropicana brand orange juice colors are orange and green so he probably posted a pic with his orange and green jeeps next to each other

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Cuz he used bedliner and it literally looks like this. Tropicana makes orange juice. For those of us old enough to remember the commercials we told him to replace his antenna with one of these bad ass straws.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              https://i.imgur.com/OcyaH4l.jpg

              Different one, but that paint job is made of actual paint.
              [...]
              They called me Tropicana in PrepHole and I cried and left.

              >orangejuice-mobile
              That's incredibly based, why would you cry

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Based Jeep and Toyota enjoyer

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I sold my YJ a few years ago and I kind of wish I'd kept it. Yours is badass. Sold my 3rd gen a few weeks ago after I did the birfields in my 80. Hands down the best vehicle I've ever owned, but rust was starting to get mine.

            [...]
            >orangejuice-mobile
            That's incredibly based, why would you cry

            Because they were mean. Honestly though, it turned out exactly like I wanted and for people who want low maintenance paint on something that's for all intents and purposes, a beater, I would advocate 100%. Total cost was like $400 or something.

            I did the "Paint" on my truck too, but the less said about that the better.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            What springs are you using on the yj?

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >try to change oil pump
    >break bolt for thermostat housing after removing the front differential and water pump and making a huge mess with coolant
    >spend an entire day trying to get bolt out
    >can't do shit because not enough space between radiator and water pump
    >frick it, move on to crankshaft bolt
    >bought two special tools for this
    >fricking thing doesn't budge, not enough dough for a new torque wrench that will fit or a torch
    >give up
    >go to put differential back on
    >it won't fit and is way too heavy, my buddy's help is worthless
    >strap it into my bed and call a tow truck
    >tow truck destroys my cv axles while pulling it onto the flatbed
    And this is the closest I've ever been to actual suicide

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    > change brake disc on motorcycle I just bought
    > calliper comes off in an 80mph turn on the busiest interchange in the country
    > dangles from the cable and would have killed me instantly would it have gotten between the spooks

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Something about the idea of instant messy death really cracks me up. Like a psychopathic fast crash.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      > would have killed me instantly would it gotten between the spooks

      They prefer “people of color” now but you are right. Around blacks never relax.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Put the battery in my car backwards and burnt the alternator
    Luckily found a spare alternator for 30€

  7. 11 months ago
    Kevin Van Dam

    >glue/epoxy/paint/poly/cement isn’t all the way cured

    Gayyy

    I guess I’ll pull it apart and do it all again.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >renovating my 1st floor apartment (2 family house, I was living with my sister upstairs until I eventually move downstairs)
    >want to swap out the old bathroom faucet
    >both water shutoffs are stuck open
    >"I'll cut the pipes and put new sharkbite quarter turns on it"
    >go to basement and turn off water to the bathroom
    >cut off the stuck shutoffs
    >go to put sharkbites on them, realize there's not a lot of pipe left
    >could still put the sharkbites on but might not have enough clearance behind the valve to remove them if I had to
    >look up how to install a compression valve
    >"given how much pipe is left this looks like the better option"
    >put compression valve on
    >it slowly leaks
    >"why is it leaking"
    >a youtube video says not to tighten too much or you'll warp the pipe and cause a leak
    >remove compression valve
    >pipe is fine
    >"maybe i should tighten it less?"
    >tighten it less
    >fricking valve blows off the instant i turn the water back on
    >turn water off
    >dry the bathroom
    >put valve on, tightening it a little more
    >valve stays on but still leaks
    >"what if i put pipe dope all around the fricking thing"
    >it stops leaking
    >I check it every day for a month, no leaks
    >still renovating the apartment so I'm living upstairs
    >sister wakes me up at 5am telling me the basement is flooded
    >cold water compression valve blew off in the middle of the night and flooded half the apartment and the whole basement for hours until it was 6 inches deep
    >run to turn off water to whole house cause I didn't know what the frick happened yet
    >open basement drain
    >call a plumber, he comes over and tells me I was supposed to crank the shit out of them until they warp the pipe
    fricking youtube flooded my house

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can learn a lot on YouTube but yeah there are some really stupid people on there. I think its like the game telephone but with permanently online people acting like they know what they are doing.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >call a plumber, he comes over and tells me I was supposed to crank the shit out of them until they warp the pipe
      I could never bring myself to leave them loose because I was afraid to have them blow off. Thank you for validating my fears.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    miraculously the total damage was less than $1000
    even the hardwood floors I had refinished 2 months prior were still good, 100 year old hardwood

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    other than putting the valves on wrong, I should have kept the water off to the bathroom until I actually moved, really didn't need the water on and I would have heard it blow off had I been living on that floor.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll post other mistakes I've made in my renovations as I think of them
    >want to install a simple backsplash for behind the stove
    >buy a 3'x3' copper sheet metal from home depot
    >need to make several cuts to fit the dimensions of the cabinets, counters, mounted microwave, and the stove gap
    >"measure twice, cut once"
    >realized one of my measurements was wrong, redraw the line and cross out the wrong one
    >somehow i end up cutting the line i crossed out
    >it was a "i cut too much", otherwise i could just make another cut
    >$50 down the drain i gotta do the whole fricking thing again
    got it on the 2nd attempt though

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    what made that backsplash especially tricky was, I intentionally drew the lines on the side that would be facing the wall so you couldn't see them, so every measurement had to be mirrored on the sheet metal, rather than it being exactly the same.
    I guess I could have just cleaned the marker off with alchohol but I didn't think of that until just now.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    to wipe oil pan drain hole with a paper towel
    so like... you're actually supposed to do that?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Grit between the mating surface of the pan and the mating surface of the bolt can allow weeping of the oil.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        well good this my dipstick is sealed shut and I can't check oil levels

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw caliper bolt walked out
    I triple check those c**ts now

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This happened to me while I was driving on the highway. Caliper shook loose and was getting caught between the rotor and the wheel, left big gouges in the aluminum and locked up the wheel each time it happened. Luckily it happened 1000ft infront of a rest stop.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They should probably be safety wired.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This happened to me on my truck.
      >doing 70 down highway
      >hear *blink tink tink*
      >see a small object bounce from under my truck in mirror
      >every bump i hear a loud thunk
      Shit just fell off. Thankfully it was made in a way that even loose the brakes worked fine. Still scary as shit though.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Come to the Northeast, we have a natural safety mechanism for that, it's called "rust with the force of a thousand suns".

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >purchase new house
    >water heater is busted
    >figure i can learn to fix a gas heater despite having no experience
    >replace pilot lighting system
    >easy enough
    >heater still doesn't work
    >figure controller needs to be replaced
    >go through all the effort to remove controller
    >start unscrewing
    >apparently clicking around in the youtube video caused me to miss the part where they say "there is water in the heater to drain even if the water is shut off"
    >controller shoots off and spews water all over the basement
    >pressure catches me off guard and knocks me over
    >i get soaked

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      you didnt know there would be water in a water heater? what else did you think the great big tank was for

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I knew there was water there, but i didn't know it was behind the controller and therefore needed to be drained before the controller could be removed

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          did you end up just buying a new one like a sane person?

          https://i.imgur.com/wPJCqpY.jpg

          Cuz he used bedliner and it literally looks like this. Tropicana makes orange juice. For those of us old enough to remember the commercials we told him to replace his antenna with one of these bad ass straws.

          >Color of an orange
          >Texture of an orange
          I'm not sure if that's hilariously based or you're a moron.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            nope, once the controller was fixed then I got the heater working. its been good for 2 months now

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Meh, all's well that ends well. Pretty good, I'd have just gone to lowe's and said frick it.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Nonchalantly torquing oil check bolt to spec
    >"Hmm, been going a while for 20nm, something wrong?"
    >"Nah give it one last turn even though it feels loose"
    >Snap
    >Squash washer on oil check bolt...
    >"Frick, guess I'd better try and get the sheared bolt out."
    >Tries drilling it out
    >Drill bit goes snap
    Haven't touched that project since

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Decide to fix few rust holes in my old shitbox
    >Never did any manual work with cars, or much of DIY at all for that matter
    >Watch few tutorials on youtube, looks easy enough
    >Get tools, sander, putty, painting tape etc
    >decide against removing black plastic element near the hole because the screw holding the whole thing together is probably rusted too and im unlikely ill be able to mount it back
    >Cant get to certain places with sander, sanding paper keeps getting used up and i dont have the "brick" for sanding like i saw people use on youtube, i only have round disc for sander that doesnt work that well
    >Apply putty with hardener and fiberglass, sand it again. Same story, cant sand it so that it forms perfectly smooth surface
    >Pain the whole thing, paint leaks out to the plastic element
    Pic. related
    For first try id say strong 4/10. Could be much worse

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks bad, but then again for controlling the rust that is a 10/10 effort.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, could havd been a lot worse

      At least you did something, its better.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Looks bad, but then again for controlling the rust that is a 10/10 effort.

        Thank you, tune in next week when i will try to fix up straight up rust hole in my rustbucket.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was going to change the bathroom sink for something nicer for wife. I'm home alone. Think about turning off water but figure I'll close the stop wieners and see if they leak any when I take off hoses. I turn one half way and the entire valve and the little copper stub it's compressed onto blow off. I'm crouched in the floor mouth agape getting blasted with full water pressure out of half inch pipe. Slam my palm over hole and get it sealed by leaning my body weight into it. It's cutting the heel of my hand but the water stopped. No cell phone on me. It's in other room charging. I crouch like this for 10 minutes until adrenaline dump subsides. Plan how I'm going to get water turned off. Didn't find the key before I started. Map out my run and bolt for the laundry, grab mop and broom, bucket, and phone. Really cut palm sealing pipe again. Have to call coworker and have him bring key and turn it off. I'm stuck under sink with hand bleeding for an hour waiting for coworker to show up. Have to bail water out of sink stand that is swelling up and disintegrating and mop all floors since gallons of water blew out while I was getting phone and bucket

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      All because you were too lazy to turn off the water

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Make a quick change to CNC mill program to make it faster
    >My dumb brain forgets some of it is programmed in incremental instead of absolute coordinates
    >Realize it's going to crash into the fixture about a half-second before it does, too late.
    At least it wasn't a rapid move, only SS at aluminum speeds so nothing blew up.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t wipe it. I just flip the crush washer and tighten the nut back up.

    Anyone that works in mechanical for a trade thinks all these things are mediocre and not worth discussing.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That is the most jiffy lube zoomer employee speak I've ever heard. And that mentality will keep you there.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m an electrician, I’ve had to go and unfrick home wiring attempts plenty of times. Usually the wife calls, I get there and she will berate her husband in front of me.

    Some people have no idea. I’ve seen men not knowing how to use a screw driver, let alone a fricking hammer. How do these people function?

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ask ChatGPT for a soap recipe with the select ingredients I have
    >I follow it without bothering to check the ratios
    >Realize it told me to put 4x as much oil as I'm supposed to
    >Spend one hour mixing more lye in at wrong temperatures and breathing in fumes desperately trying to save my batch of $40 worth of materials
    >Still waiting for the soap to harden

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's only trained to give answers that 'look' right
      even when it gives the right answers chances are they are just scraped from the web

      e. g. it 'solves' old problems from programming contests (because the solutions were posted online) but gets stumped by new problems

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sometimes it can solve new problems using info from old problems, but sometimes it makes mistakes that seem obvious to humans like that anon mentioned. It's improving at an... interesting pace, though. Especially considering chatgpt is far from the only cutting edge "AI" out there and it's not even supposed to write recipes or do coding or math, so it's interesting that it can do that shit whatsoever. It was only ever meant for general conversations.

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