>Ayys detected heading towards earth
>Announce their presence and wish to open dialog
>Appear to be heading towards Washington DC, as expected
>Mfw they make a course correction and land in Beijing instead
>Ayys detected heading towards earth. >Announce their presence and wish to open dialog
I'm ready
%3D
It shouldn't have made me as sad as it did.
Post yfw they start glassing the chinks
Anon, the ayys will end up in onions sauce with wok vegtables.
>tfw super alien covid wipes out humanity because once again chinks will eat absolutely anything
>chinese Area 51
>it’s just another wet market
Anon, that's literally the plot of District 9
This is why I shoot .50 alien and Asian eliminator
It would make sense
>give rival world power tech and incentive to attack current world power
>they weaken each other while main invasion force is on the way
If the ayys have tech that's beyond our understanding, why would they need to frick around with political entrigue. Hell, they could just nuke a nation and make it look like another nation did it. No reason to frick around with corrupt politicians.
If they're landing, I'm assuming it's because they don't have the force needed to strongarm all of Earth at the moment. It could be a scouting party, similar to how the Europeans gradually took over the Americas.
>similar to how the Europeans gradually took over the Americas.
The first or the second time? As pilgrims and such, or are you referring to the institutional capture of our government by British intelligence and their globohomosexual leaders?
>British intelligence and their globohomosexual leaders?
I'm just going to call you a Black person and move on with my day. Black person.
What if they think it's funny?
This would be it. If aliens have the tech to travel between stars, they're most likely capable of doing a frick lot more with no real effort. Interstellar travel might start with a few clumsy attempts, but a civilization will most likely have some potent tech developed just to make travel easier.
Project Bluebeam
No the ayys are real! They're really real! Better sign our souls over to AI overlords and big tech. Skynet will save us all! But only if you take the jab and start eating bugs.
the concept of humanity could very well be in genuine danger and malicious shitposters like you would be the useful idiots actively undermining it.
With project Bluebeam they are going to attempt to simulate a rapture.
I always figured we are gonna end up as proxies in at least one faction of an alien cold war
One group of ayys will back China amd the unfree world while another backs us
>I always figured we are gonna end up as proxies in at least one faction of an alien cold war
I guarantee you humans will be well paid and prized mercenaries for alien races, and I am sad we won't live long enough to see it.
I was going to write a story about how an alien race uses earthlings for mercenaries because they evolved as a species that doesn't comprehend anything other than cooperation.
Do the needful fren, i'd read it.
Old idea but always worth an exploration.
I vaguely remember an old TV show, anthology series, which had the aliens appear and tell us they were disappointed and we had 20 years to be where we should be.
Fast forward 20 years and they come back to a united Earth, poverty and want being eliminated and focussed on joining our elders in the stars.
They immediately glassed Earth.
The twist was that they'd uplifted a few chimps to act as attack dogs, the warning was meant to provoke the rise of warlords to conquer and unify, basically becoming Trek Klingons or 40k Orks. Starting to become the Federation was not what they wanted. Again, riffing on an old trope but old =/= bad.
That story makes no sense.
NTA but I think the ayys wanted us to become violent morons instead of the Demolition Man future. It's an interesting premise because nothing in nature points to peaceful cooperation being the direction (except maybe modern humans being able to use technology to defeat various resource limitations- for now). However, I feel like the ayys would be a bit more open about that.
I've probably been too brief, and to be honest I am talking about something I saw once more than 20, 25 years ago (at least).
It was riffing on the Ancient Aliens/Day The Earth Stood Still tropes, that the ayyy's landed, said they'd been watching us and our progress was under assessment. You know. Fairly standard stuff. And as often in these stories/films, after they'd finished shitting themselves the governments of the world thought they'd better get together and be worthy of the new galactic brotherhood.
It was really based around the twist that they weren't here to bring us into Star Trek's Federation, they were here for Warhammer's Imperial Guard. Or to be more real-world, for a planet full of Gurkhas. We were seen as having failed the test by going down the peace and love path rather than the rarrgh murder death kill one, so zap the place and colonise as per Plan A.
Looking back it was probably more of a pushback against the Ancient Alien brotherhood meme, or maybe a commentary on real-world commercialism/imperialism and the effects on the 'primitive natives', I can't really recall, but bear in mind it was a late night 'Twilight Zone' equivalent, not a big-budget feature or anything.
Ive read shitty scifi book, where this was done in a different way.
>ayys want humans for manual labour
>they bomb all human settlements and wipe out most of the animals
>the 1% of humans left are barbaric cannibals, only the physicaly strongest ones survive
>ayys come in a mind control everyone
The shitty part was the twist, where the ayys were actually xenophobic americans from the future, who wanted to build a large energy gun to shoot into a space anomaly that was about to destroy the galaxy
The problem with ayys using primitive man for labor is inevitably going to draw Battlefield Earth parallels regardless of quality
there's an asimov short story about a race who
>detect emissions unique to a nuclear burst
>warp over to nearby moon and set up surveillance base
>watch as the species inevitably annihilate each other
>swoop in to enslave weakened remnants
but they've been sat on our moon for fifty years watching the cold war hold out, and are getting increasingly impatient to the point of trying to instigate a nuclear exchange themselves. i think it ends with them accepting that if they can't make humanity kill each other, they're doomed as a species as this means blah blah amazing technological development, eventual ftl drive discovery, galactic colonisation, and likely conflict with the vulture-species
>With Earth in the path of the rapacious Posleen, the Galactic Federation offers help to the backward humans -- for a price. You can protect yourself from your enemies, but God save you from your allies!
>Yo Dances-with-Eagles, here's a barrel of firewater and some muskets, go frick up the french
>Yo Fabrizio Martinez, here's an antimatter rifle and some turboheroin, go frick up the kormbobulans
Historically accurate.
McDonald's doesn't open dialog with cows.
If a country went Quisling for a bunch of ayylmaos, it would be those fricking Celestials
Alien invasion scenarios in which humans are capable of fighting back are absolutely moronic. If ayys have the technology to overcome interstellar travel, then surely their military tech would eclipse ours, making us the equivalent of cavemen at best. Even if they were pascifists or just a remnant fleet with no weapons, they could still just hurl asteroids at Earth and end all life on the surface easily.
>ayys land on earth
>they are 2 feet tall
What’s kim jong un doin back there?
They all look alike to me
You guys think aliens and humans are... you know... biologically compatible?
any organ can fit into any other organ, if you try hard enogh
>Do the Martians have two sexes, like we do?
Alpha strike.
What the frick happened?
>just before landing they do a 360 degree turn and head for Delhi
If there are any aliens reading this post, I want them to know that every single organism originating outside of Earth is a Black person, that we will annihilate your entire race for fun, and that you should go frick yourself.
we'd be at interstellar war immediately, they'd eat the aliens raw/ in soup
>heading towards Washington DC
Ayyy lmaos with onions sauce and shrimp fried rice.