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Do any of you drink SQWINCHER®! at work?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What kind of entrepreneur would look at Gatorade and Powerade and think, "I think there's room for my tiny brand in the sports drink market."

    Perhaps more importantly, what kind of VC investor would think "good idea, here's some money."

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That piss test bugs me. Are the colors based on your piss being diluted in a full toilet bowl of water? Sometimes I think I'm dehydrated but then realize there's only half a cup of clear water in our busted toilet at work.

      I think they sell these on mcmaster or granger since I've only ever seen them in factories and similar places

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You're supposed to look at it as it exits.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Ask BodyArmor that question
      Sqwincher isn't a sports drink anyway. It's a work drink

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Sqwincher isn't a sports drink anyway. It's a work drink
        aka "branding"

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sometimes we get the popsicles, occasionally we get the water bottle packete.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Loot at that.. it is green! Must be very good for the body Yummy yummy DIY dialysis machine

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    bold of them to assume the fellas would hydrate with anything other than monster and dhewing tobacco.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >freeze pops
    I cannot imagine a single trade that wouldn't have 6 new nicknames for you before you finish that.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If you take vitamins you won't ever be clear

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    When I was a kid I worked on one of those farms that would hire a hundred kids to go through a corn field to detassle the corn. Shit was rough and they'd give us sqwincher mixed in those 10 gal jugs. We all found out it turned your shit green if you drink enough of it

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    no
    the piss thing is bullshit, a normal person pisses every 2 hours in the day time.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I buy them for tree work. Works well for us, just buy a rack of bottled water and throw a ziplock of assorted flavors in the truck. Every two or three bottles, mix a squencher up. If I'm climbing I will throw one in a pouch on my harness, keeps cramps at bay.
    I like the orange mix, tastes a lot like Tang.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >sqwincher
    Brilliant.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >goyslop
    no thanks

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I need me a SQUINCHER SQUEEZE, holmes

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    My boss provides Gatorade and coffee from the machine in te back of his van. We also get lunch provided every week its different, this week he had either a ham-cheese-lettuce roll, a hausmacher-mayo-lettuce roll, or a pb&j sandwich

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No thank you
    I only drink Suipiss straight from the tap if you know what i mean

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >aimed at tradesmen with serious topics outlined
    >looks and sounds like a kids' drink
    ?

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    We get the zero sugar freeze pops at work. The blue and orange flavors are pretty good.
    They've tried a lot of different shit, but the ice pops and drink powders work the best.
    They tried those big bottles of Gatorade syrup where you add a shot into a bottle of water but the employees would just fill the cup with like 50% syrup and we'd run out in a day.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Hahaha yeah the syrup stuff is weird and sometimes an air bubble causes syrup to spray everywhere.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I only drink that kinda stuff if it's genuinely hot enough for me to be sweating all the time. And even then it's not whatever that stuff it in the OP

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw watching the apprentice get carted off in an ambulance after daring him to drink an entire bottle of Sqwincher concentrate

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    That color code isn't accurate. Yellow piss does not always mean dehydrated.

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