Apparently mighty Russian Air Force dropped one of their Dollar store JDAM on the city of Belgorod, Russia
Apparently mighty Russian Air Force dropped one of their Dollar store JDAM on the city of Belgorod, Russia
Apparently mighty Russian Air Force dropped one of their Dollar store JDAM on the city of Belgorod, Russia
>unfortunately it was a dud
neat if true
Smallest Russian pothole
you jelly?
Someone was smoking next to a gas leak *~~
The explosion also threw a parked car on the roof of a nearby store
No, it was parked there before.
lol
Can't park there, sir
No, that car was always there.
>he doesn't know about the Blyat to the Future car.
>Blyat to the Future
kek, wait'll you actually see how it got there.
>DO A BACKFLIP
They said turret tossing required a turret, but life finds a way.
It wasn't parked, its headlights were on you see them in the video
Who would just sit there in the car for twenty seconds after something huge falls from the sky five meters away from you?
Someone who's at a red light, dumb ass.
>looney toon yelling
>you can actually see the car's lights on the building in the back while it's falling
Surprised they didn't break on launch tbf.
heh
Nice
Nice
Fricking cackling mate
Saved. Good job with the edit anon, top stuff.
Hahahaha
Perfection
pwned
AHAHAHAH
delicious
These things. They happen
Telegram did say Russia was going to use it's air force more...
at first i was like
but then i was like
Translate ffs if u have to post commie gobbledyasiatic
>our boys are flying [to Ukraine] to frick shit up bigly. They haven't flown here in long time
>armed with FAB 1500
>Cool, guys took off to make some ruckus. Hohols gonna go boom. Haven't flown there for quite some time.
>FAB1500 are under wings
>Stop smoking in the wrong places
Are you happy now, you lazy rune-knowlage lacking homosexual?
>lazy rune-knowlage lacking homosexual?
nta, but that's actually a compliment
t. rune knower.
Hopefully some civilians died.
sadly just two injured women, according to russia tho
go back
That is a Ukrainian city of Belgorod.
It will be soon enough.
>be Russian
>get JDAM'd
has the civil war already begun?
how does this even happen anyway
You have to remember that russians are pretty bad at their jobs. They managed to crash into a apartment building in russia at one point.
Yep
Could you imagine what that guy is thinking at that moment? You've just crashed a jet into apartment building, a lot of people may be dead but you assumingly survive. Are you blessed or are you cursed in this case?
I mean even thought it's his own country I'm imagining he hopes the people who find him don't live in the apartment building.
Talking about that, did we ever find out who these guys were? I wonder if they just kinda got shunned or something?
Considering how it happened right after take off, it was probably mechanical failure. Russia also doesn't have enough pilots to shun.
"Not my problem."
As the book says, we ate both blessed and cursed.
What fricking book?
Lord of the Rings - The Two Towers
>Could you imagine what that guy is thinking at that moment?
"Not my problem."
That was what he was thinking.
>Are you blessed or are you cursed
no, you are drunk
>cool explosion
>I should try a loop-de-loop next time
you are an experienced pilot now and you may ask for a raise
>Russian
There's only less or more cursed
No such thing as a blessed Russian
>"Nyet my problem."
I bet a western pilot would die trying to save it from crashing into friendly buildings. If only to avoid the gaping they'd get from the higher ups
>And now for a powerpoint presentation on how to fly safely.
>I bet a western pilot would die trying to save it from crashing into friendly buildings
A F-14 pilot and RIO chose to go down with the plane because if they had ejected they'd have hit a school.
There was a Soviet pilot who did something similar.
There was also an incident where a Soviet military plane crashed into a kindergarden killing more than two dozen people. They cleaned the rubble and built a small public garden to cover the crash site overnight then cancelled all local trains and restricted car movement in the area.
Belgorod is rightful Ukraine clay, it's why it gets hit by friendly fire so often.
Fun fact - despite multiple Ukrainian bombardments and one ballsy helicopter raid, all civilian casualties in Belgorod are from friendly fire and the action of the emergencies services (pensioner ran over by an ambulance, people hurt by improper firefighting procedures).
>Fun fact - despite multiple Ukrainian bombardments and one ballsy helicopter raid, all civilian casualties in Belgorod are from friendly fire and the action of the emergencies services (pensioner ran over by an ambulance, people hurt by improper firefighting procedures).
kek Russia has killed more Russian civilians than Ukraine has. Even moreso if you swallow their bullshit about "annexing" five oblasts.
>city of Belgorod, Russia
Belgorod is rightful Ukrainian clay, sand, mud, gravel, etc.
Sandy Loam suspiciously missing, is she a spy?
Top tier. I'm adding it to my conspiracy theory repertoire.
Inb4 its one of the jdam that failed to arm that was mentioned in the leaks and this is just a vatnik plan to create a excuse to get arms help from China
"Look Papa Poobear, we bombed our own city! You'll trust us with your weapons now, right?"
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha
Did subBlack folk get carbonized?
I don't understand /k/. I-I really don't.
How come the vatniks always find a a way to prove that they are worse then we think they are?
Because they haven't received decadent western philosophy like "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and to remove all doubt."
Takes one to know one
Holy fricking shit hat0 deboonkkked
Just today they also sank KA-52 with its pilot and flipped S-400. You gotta stop thinking that they can't get more moronic.
The answer to the classic "WHERE IS S400?"
>Just today they also sank KA-52 with its pilot
Wat?
Did they mistake a pond for a helipad?
How does one accidently sink a helicopter?
My dude, mistakes happen all the time in war and shit. The only thing is we have the internet now.
If you launch tens of thousands of sorties like the US, I expect some accidents. However, if you launch only a few hundred sorties, and this shit still happens frequently...
Didn’t the air campaign of Desert Storm use literally tens of thousands of sorties and had no major frickups? Lmfao
They did not drink vodka daily tho.
Well yeah but that depends if you count blowing up the British and sometimes American armor counts as major frick ups.
Why did they fly over their big cities?
Aliexpress GPS malfunctioned
just remember the important fact anon. Just 30 years earlier they were magically completely different and just a evil version of USA military. Specially according to those standing outside of it!
We knew the Soviets were pretty bad.
After we invented and deployed computer technology in our weapons we had the edge, but in the era before smart weapons the USSR would have overrun everyone, and that mindset is what the leaders of the early computer age grew up with.
Even that is doubtful with modern information.
Doubtful. Do you really think that the MIC -just- started exaggerating Russian capabilities in the last couple of decades? That all during the cold war they were totally honest about it all and the Soviets totes could have held the fricking US West Coast if Congress hadn't given the mil and R&D firms higher funding every year?
Hypothetically speaking, these things happen.
What's amazing is that they are disproportionally likely to happen with Vatniks.
I.e. it's not that they have a lot of aviation-related accidents, but they have a lot of them proportionally speaking.
>This list is incomplete you can help by expanding it
Frickin lmao I don't think they need any more help with that
I was talking about military aviation.
Civilian aviation... let's just say everyone in my family has avoided using it during Soviet times due to knowing people who work there. And we're intent to keep up the tradition when it comes to Russian civilian aviation (and not just because I have an insider's view of what goes on in there).
tell me more anon, we could use some more shitting on ruskies now
Not much to talk about. Russian corruption of the ICAO is as massive as their corruption of every other international organization - from the UN, to the Red Cross, to IAEA. Flying with Russian lines was a risk at the best of times, and even more so now that they've dropped all pretenses of ICAO compliance by outright stealing leased aircraft and canibalising them for parts so they can continue to fly other stolen aircraft.
the snow Black folk literally peaked when they appointed this delicious petite sex slave as head of Crimea. i remember fapping furiously to her little pink butthole.
Link?
they have always been like this.its just has become far more easier to see through the facade.
I'll give them props, they had me fooled since the Georgian invasion in 2007(?).
This past year has showed me just how incompetent they are in the face of actual opposition, so I went from
>"The only armies in the world that could go toe to toe with the US are Russia and China"
to
>"LOL russia"
Consider the fact that frickups are going to happen
And then consider the fact that the average Russian thinks a BAC of 4.0 is 'only light buzz'.
Forgot pic
Do they still have boxes of those near the checkout in their grocery stores? At least at some point they were selling vodka bottles like Coca-Cola.
eurogay here, it's not that unusual to see sixpacks of vodka, rum or wine standing in the spirits section
Nu-Russian standard is pretty bad.
If you HAVE to buy Russian vodka, get Zelyonaya Marka.
>average Russian thinks a BAC of 4.0 is 'only light buzz'
Pretty sure you meant 0.40 ... but, I've lived in East Europe with heavy concentrations of vatniks. If 4.00 is physically possible, there's a vatnik somewhere who has pulled it off.
I remember a news story while I was there. I think it was Lithuania, they picked up a vatnik truck driver who seemed to be having problems keeping his rig in between the lines. His blood test came back something insane like a 0.43 or 0.48. Literal medical doctors remain puzzled to this day that he was alive, and he was operating a truck. Somehow. I know the press was having fun with the story and the hyperbole surrounding it, but the claim was being made that, medically, he should have literally been dead before that was possible. I was working with Latvians at the time, some who had served in the USSR military, and they were all very well familiar with alcohol abuse beyond the imagination of most westerners. Even they were shocked and found the story remarkable enough to make jokes about it for a couple of years afterward.
So is this a maneuver to get Russia to move Air Defense from frontlines to Belgorod?
Russia bombed Belgorod with their "JDAM"-FAB1500
is this loss?
motherfricker.... it's close enough for Russian work at least
It was supposed to be but
>Russians
they're doing nukes now?
why do nato attack russian mainland now?
>mighty Russian Air Force dropped one of their Dollar store JDAM on the city of Belgorod, Russia
Are they supposed to do that?
Russian telegrams report that there was no detonation, the dud merely fell on asphalt, I repeat, there is no panic in Belgorod
>the dud merely fell on asphalt, I repeat, there is no panic in Belgorod
>Russia will pave over the dud without removing it
>Bomb will self detonate in the next months to years
Lmao
>All fine, just an abnormal derailment of aviation ammunition
>damage to building where "people" live
>no casualties
>no casualties
So thousands dead then
remember that when fighter with all his ammunition and fuel blew up 5 stories high building, in the middle of a night when everyone was already at home Russians reported less than 10 casualties. Although for some strange reason they had shortage of ambulances and had to request more from other cities to transport all those ten people to hospitals
Considering that this is Russia, it doesn't seem that outlandish that they'd struggle with ten people due to public services not getting proper funding (or said funding being siphoned into new yachts)
I have heard that healthcare is significantly underfunded in Russia today, more so than it was 15 years ago.
god i think russians are worse than Black folk.
Nigeria with snow afterall
Russians are pretty much fair skinned Black folk, with less urban crime but 700% more rape.
Russian is like Black person but wrong colour on accident
>Abnormal derailment of aviation amunnition.
> "an abnormal derailment of aviation ammunition occurred"
I'm sitting, literally, on the other side of the world and I shit myself, a little bit, when I read those words. It is definitely NEVER ok to ever see or hear those words, no matter who you are or where you are.
>no casualties
>Car lands on buildings roof upside
It was trained acrobat.
>roof top garage parking
>abnormal derailment of aviation ammunition
Impossible not to read that in a Russian accent.
>no casualties
that dude who flew in his car onto a nearby rooftop must be tough as nails
https://twitter.com/bayraktar_1love/status/1649156851500560387
>On April 20, during the flight of the Su-34 aircraft over the city of Belgorod, an abnormal descent of aviation ammunition occurred
>abnormal descent of aviation ammunition
I mean, I guess???
the official term is "oopsie doopsie"
what's the tactical advantage of bombing your own city?
>The Ministry of Defense reported an abnormal descent of ammunition from the Su-34 in Belgorod
god I love Kremlin state media, "abnormal descent of ammunition in a special military operation"
I'm surprised it worked.
>the one time a Russian bomb works is when it accidentally fall on a Russian city
God really hates Russia without a shadow of doubt.
this is a good thing, to be expected in war time
intensive alcohol tolerance training
Clearly a Russian who fled mobilisation kek.
Georgia really ought to help him serve his country by sending him back.
holy cope hahahahahahahaha
Secret underground NATO command bunker destroyed
Witnessed, death to HATO pigs
NATO confirmed BTFO. Now is the time for NovoRussia to rise.
HOW DID THEY KNOW!?
They found the underground Azov cumpit
Oh God. It's everywhere!
2 jens stoltenbergs kia
Boris Johnson status??
Putin confirmed nato agent
czech'd, i guess it's all over for hato now
It was act of terrorist HATO agression. Respectable Anglosaxon newspaper The Sun just posted a proof by accident.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/22110359/bomb-russia-explosion-ukraine-border-kharkiv/
Grab it before they delete it
The fascist treacherous anglosaxon HATOagression must be punished.
>there are no victims
>two citizens wer taken to the hospital
they walked there under their own power, undoubtedly.
Pretty sure you’re still a victim of having a fricking fricken bomb dropped on you regardless of how mobile you are after
> „The Sun“ level of cleverness to depict an Eurofighter
did the pilot... mistake his city for the target?
please understand~~*(
kharkov very close
is of easy mistake~~*(()
small indie airforce, pls understand
since they're using off the shelf garmin gps locators in the planes I wouldn't be surprised
>it's ammunition
Jesus frick. These are writers?
Apostrophe is truly the final boss of the English language
Was about to say. Probably an ESL underpaid intern. Or a Pajeet.
VatBlack folk use diversity hires as whataboutism way too frequently, but they're not wrong that diversity hiring has ruined Western journalism.
I don't think anyone outside of Russia has ever put "respectable" and "the sun" in the same sentence.
>it's
anglo journalists don't even know basic English
>it's
>not proper grammar to show ownership
Frickin moron
>getting it wrong
In this case, it's means "it is".
why does this random russian city look nicer than almost any town or city in britain?
Belgorod is a Oblast capital and I imagine they only bombed the nice parts
>The bomb returned to Russia under it's own power
Sure I hate when there is a...a....an abnormal descent of aviation ammunition. Yes, that's a bother.
No ERA on land? Fricking vatniks, I swear to god. They don't even know the current meta.
Will no one stop them?!
>xaxaxa we have orthodox JAD-ACK
not so long ago there was an incident when su34(?) accidentally dropped one of those new jdam-ski on random settlement in donbabwe but it failed to detonate. some kind of flaw because of rushed development or just absolute state of vks in general?
when you think vatniks can't frick it up worse, they find a way to do it in a new, original and unique way. Every god damn time
Khohkhols will pay for this cowardly stack on civilians.
https://rusvesna.su/news/1682018531
nvm
This isnt friendly fire tavarishes, just abnormal aviation munition descent
he doesn't know yet
>something happens in belgorod
>z-tards scream about red lines and nooks for a few days
>week later everyone forgets that something ever happened
>...
>something happens in belgorod...
I love how Russians tacitely admit the shit they do when they blame others for doing it.
>well, how much fricking is possible
Truly asking the hard questions.
do not redeem
Yall laughing, forgetting the US almost nuked itself
Technically, The US nuked the shit out of Nevada. The bomb dropped in Goldsboro, NC would have improved the area had it actually went off.
We almost nuked Spain too
No "almost" buddy, two of the bombs detonated. Almeria still has radioactive snails since that frickup.
>two of the bombs detonated
> two NUCLEAR bombs
> "detonated"
Oh god it’s starting to get good again, I thought it had peaked with the Moskva
full length video of abnormal derailment of aviation ammunition
please enjoy
sure looks like no casualties, another glorious outcome of pussia
These guys are so eager to blow up civilians they can't even wait to get to Ukraine.
that fricking guy that drove over it right before it went off is soooo lucky. he was almost LAUNCHED
Lol is the car that gets launched into air on? The headlights look on and it lights up the building in the back for a second.
Delayed fuse or just shit Russian ammo?
what is a delayed fuse bomb? Describe a scenario where that would be beneficial besides an armor piercing bomb which does not behave like this.
Black person-rigged bunker buster. Goes through several floors, finally blows up after a few seconds, taking down the whole building.
Thanks. Ive seen videos of this from the end of ISIS when they were bombing their cities but the bombs explode almost instantly still. This must have been a bomb for a 80 floor building or really shitty bomb.
it was delay fuze
>no casualties
How much protection does a car give from shockwaves?
>cleanest russian street
That's a Ukrainian city of Belgorod
what air defense doing ?
So they Russian airforce has unprovoked and unjustly bombed the pepoles Republic of belgorod in in an unjustified act of agression
If we're talking about Russian Air moronation, you absolutely cannot top:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1981_Pushkin_Tu-104_crash
>If we're talking about Russian Air moronation, you absolutely cannot top:
Lol think again.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aeroflot_Flight_6502
>While approaching Kurumoch Airport, Captain Kliuyev made a bet with First Officer Zhirnov that he, Kliuyev, could make an instrument-only approach with curtained wienerpit windows, thus having no visual contact with the ground, instead of an NDB approach, suggested by the air traffic control.[2] Kliuyev further ignored the ground-proximity warning at an altitude of 62–65 metres (203–213 ft) and did not make the suggested go-around.[2] The aircraft touched down on the runway at a speed of 150 knots (280 km/h; 170 mph) and came to rest upside down after overrunning the runway.[2] Sixty-three people died during the accident and seven more in hospitals later.[2]
Well done anon, well done... HOWEVER:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aeroflot_Flight_593
>Summary: untrained minor in control of the flight
Frick, I KNEW there was something along the lines of a pilot wanting to impress his kid, but I had it associated with the bet (and I thought I was wrong when I couldn't find it).
Good job Anon, I don't think I can top that one.
>Inverting a 35m wide passanger jet 50m above ground
impressive
>inverting a plane after touchdown
bullshit
Why was the fuze that long?
>dropped a JDAM
>miss so hard you bomb your own city
How did things get this bad in the Russian air force
Dude who was supposed to be wrenching on the jet was getting his ass raped and the commander who was supposed to make sure the plane got fixed after the ass raping was drunk as hell.
Someone add
>USAF accidentally bombs Houston
On the US vs Mexico greentext
I don't get why people are goofing on Russia for this. Mistakes happen all the time in war, of course something like this will happen. Its delusional to think the US or UK or whatever western military wouldn't make mistakes like this if they were in the same position. Its the Fog of War
basic schadenfreude
>Mistakes happen all the time in war
Accidentally dropping live and most importantly ARMED ordnance on a fricking busy street in your own country while attempting to bomb another country requires absolutely fricking surreal levels of incompetence.
There have been tons of failsafes in place against such a thing happening for over a century at this point.
Are we sure they actually were not targeting a Ukrainian sabotage group?
>Using an airstrike in your own city to take out saboteurs instead of troops
That's moronic but it's also possible in the Russian military.
There was a second one, fortunately it didn't explode, only hit an apartment building, demolished three balconies and sank into the ground.
Three thousand people were evacuated in case it goes off.
They've already removed the detonator so it's probably safe now but who the frick knows.