Apocalypto

I clapped when the good guys finally showed up.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mayans were already extinct when the spanish arrived
    Gibson is a hack

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Those are vikings though.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Mayans are literally still alive today in some countries like guatemala.

      Classic mayan civilization occurred 500 years before the Spanish arrived, and they lived in the ruins of it, that's what you meant I hope..

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You're doing God's work

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Except that even with the collapse of 90% of their civilization, some city-states even continued functioning as city-states.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Oh look another lefty moron with Mel Derangment Syndrome

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Mayans were already extinct when the spanish arrived
      then who did they rape to make mexicans?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >rape

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Stop believing what the coomer memes say

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Were these supposed to be Mayans? Where does it say that?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The language they speak the entire movie

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I watched the dub

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It literally took the Spanish like 100 years to finally conquer the Maya for good

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Probably cause they live in a jungle and actually put up a fight.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Also they were a bunch of fragmented and isolated city states instead of one massive kingdom surrounded by smaller kingdoms who hated their guts and were just looking for an excuse to knock them down a peg, like the Aztecs.
          The Aztecs were so universally despised that even fringe tribes in bumfrick Central America had heard of them, and knew enough to hate them. The Aztecs really were as comically and laughably evil as the Spanish portrayed them.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            My favorite story is how the Purepecha empire on their border had so forcibly isolated themselves from the Aztecs that when two Aztec diplomats came to one of the Purepecha border forts to tell their king about the Spanish and how they needed to settle their differences and come help them that they had so little knowledge of them anymore that they asked to see a king that had been dead for 20 years.
            The boarder guards were like
            >are you REALLY sure you want to talk to the king?
            And when they said yes they were really sure the Purepecha border guards killed them right there so they could go to the afterlife and have an audience with the old king.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >And when they said yes they were really sure the Purepecha border guards killed them right there so they could go to the afterlife and have an audience with the old king.
              That's way easier than just telling them he's dead

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Aztecs were the Black folk of prehispanic times, just look how the Federal district is, basically detroit on steroids.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      American education everyone.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Haven't you heard? Movies aren't real life.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacinto_Canek

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That's not what the film was saying. Mel Gibson is based and understands that society fell apart completely when the Spanish arrived and pitted the natives against each other. The point is that a society that is based upon fiendish exploitation will eventually be destroyed from without.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What? The Spaniards civilized these savages. We watched an entire movie of them being disgusting subhumans and finally we get a ray of hope as the Spaniards bring civilization to them.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Movie shows a completely inaccurate mix of mayan and aztecs.

        And both were civilizations in their own right, one in decline, other very evil, but civilized they were.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >civilized
          they were early Copper Age tier, you can see the same shit in Mesopotamia 4-5K years ago, Europe had >3000 years of technological advancement compared to America.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    spoilers, dude

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >spoilers, dude

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Me too, anon. Me too.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't there plenty of evidence that shows natives actually had better teeth than modern people? Why did he insist on giving everyone rotting disgusting fake teeth?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The primarily maize diet of the Mesoamerican peasants actually did give them severely fricked up teeth, there have been skeletons found that show copious evidence of tooth decay. Also at the time of the Spanish invasion the Aztecs were already suffering from an outbreak of a disease that affected their gums

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Isn't there plenty of evidence that shows natives actually had better teeth than modern people?

      It depends. They generally didn't have a lot of cavities because they didn't eat processed sugars. However a lot of native people use their teeth as tools for various tasks like making cordage out of vines which wears them down rapidly. Alternatively some natives are exposed to things in their diet like beetlenut which also decays their teeth.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      only if you cherrypick inuits and such

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    nice one OP
    you made me chuckle

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Frick that racist ass movie

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    does this movie explain why modern mexicans are violent savages?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    oh no they won't be able to live in the stone age anymore

  11. 2 years ago
    The Muffin

    Any other movies that just shows people behaving like animals like this movie did?

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