I play Scottish bass drum in a pipe band, and have been doing so since high school. As a result, I've worn quite a few kilts. However, I have never tried going PrepHole in one of them, mostly because they're really expensive and I'm surrounded by swamp. Is it a stupid larp or not?
I've worn a burmese longyi in Myanmar. I donned one to larp in with the locals at first even though I am tall and White.
The man skirt instantly dropped my body temp 10+ degrees, I stopped feeling the rank humidity, and I was amazed at the comfort as my balls hung freely. Win despite looking like a tacky tourist.
I also wear an Enlightened Equipment rain kilt PrepHole, sometimes with nothing underneath, when the weather is horking horizontal rain or sleet.
Longyi's are cotton, kilts are wool. Innawoods, either could be comfy depending on conditions.
See how it goes and report back. Your only loss is inability to run fast if needed and a damaged piece of expensive cloth. Also, ticks and other pests may latch underneath, and sasquatch may be attracted, so you might end up walking funny in the morning.0gjwnx
Is men wearing kilts crossdressing?
i always hike with my fly open and it does basically the same thing
pumping action made inside my pants while walking pushes the hot air out trough my fly and keeps them israeliteels cool
sometimes if the air moisture and position of the moon is just right you can hear a little whistling sound when the pressurised air pushes between ones testicles
it feels fantastic
>pumping action made inside my pants
How many times have you been arrested for "hiking" around women
funny post is funny but i never do because i always hike by map trough woods
for a moment i did imagine myself walking on a marked path saying hello to people with my pants undone
It's a bit of a larp, yes. But they are very comfortable as long as you're not dealing with chub rub.
Yes, I do. It's funny when you get guys who absolutely seethe at the sight. Have you had that happen? They get unreasonably angry that a guy is wearing a kilt. Mostly compliments and the inevitable and tremendously moronic "oh are you Scottish?" questions. But yes, I love wearing it PrepHole. I have a utilikilt that I don't have to care about and then I have some wool ones for colder weather.
>utilikilt
>rampant consumerism + muh ancestry
Please stop it, your typical American-ness is too much!
Yeah like that, lol.
>not teh utilikilt
You do realize that even "traditional" tartans are modernized upgrades from earlier styles, right? What's your point?
I wore mine years ago in hs a few times and the black girls thought it was a skirt. One time when i was otw to larping with some bros i stopped at a krogers amd some woman behind me in the self checkout smacked my ass lol
>I play Scottish bass drum in a pipe band, and have been doing so since high school.
This is a particularly American pastime. Here you are in all your glory, eh?
I've not been to Scotland many times, but when I was there, not one person wore a kilt.
Yes, very American. I have 0% Scottish blood in me, I've only been to Scotland once for a competition. It's fun, I like Scottish pipe band music, and I really don't give a shit if it's a larp.
As long as you enioy it OP, I was just pulling your leg.
Do you do the carol singing circuit at this time of year? I bet you'd make some dosh.
We do just about everything Christmas in the surrounding area. Mostly parades, tree lightings, and festivals.
We're rolling in money.
Have you ever been near a Highland Scottish bagpipe?
It's the worst music nightmare I can imagine.
You can shut your stupid homosexual mouth before wrapping it around Tyrone's throbbing wiener and listening to nightcore and mumble rap.
Leave nightcore out of this, k?
homie just say you're gay and want to wear a skirt, it's almost 2024, I'm sure normalgays are ok with it
Yeah and your button up shirt is a blouse you fruitcake.