Why the frick would you name a snake? Don't project your human qualities on animals that lack them. They're mindless eating machines that don't think or feel. They're not like you or a dog at all. They're not mammals, they're not highly intelligent. They don't actually consider you as their owner or even recognize you as a thing in their life, they don't understand that you're the one feeding them and keeping them alive. They feel no gratitude or connection to you because they have no emotions.
Yeah your snake already has a fricking species name you homosexual. You don't name your fricking guns either, you just say what model they are, that's the gun's fricking name. Same with snakes.
observe
https://i.imgur.com/izyOPDg.jpg
[...]
My ball python refuses frozen thawed rats despite my best efforts. My blood python will eat anything but she's not always in a good mood.
Great, you bought a gun with COVID QC. Let's hope that H&K is different from every other company in the world and they didn't let their standards slip. >t. warranty claims manager. Pro tip, don't buy an RV built in the last three years, the windows might fall out
2 years ago
Anonymous
It's been a great gun
No jams at all
2 years ago
Anonymous
Wow! A gun that doesn't jam? Amazing!
My car is the best car in the world, it doesn't overheat!
2 years ago
Anonymous
>t. Glock owner
2 years ago
Anonymous
Guns aren't supposed to jam, that's the bare fricking minimum. My brother's Hi Point doesn't jam. If a gun jams and it isn't the ammo's fault, that means it's an inferior gun.
I don't own a Glock because they jam and are therefore unreliable and untrustworthy.
2 years ago
Anonymous
you sound like a huge seething homosexual lmao
you should get that stress-induced ulcer checked out
2 years ago
Anonymous
All modern firearms are pretty much jam free. Basically all modern guns that aren't trash do not jam. I have a Taurus g2c that's never had a malfunction in thousands of rounds. If you have a gun that jams get rid of it unless it's some weird/historical piece
2 years ago
Anonymous
Name my gun, /k/
https://i.imgur.com/A9NYfar.png
It's been a great gun
No jams at all
This one doesn't jam either btw
2 years ago
Anonymous
Checked. I used a pimp name generator and it said >Bishop Luther Shorty
But I would name it Slick Willy
2 years ago
Anonymous
Golden Huexperience
https://i.imgur.com/X3SsQYZ.jpg
[...]
Sorry bros I don't like posting pics of guns I'm paranoid that it'll somehow be used against me. Imagine pic related but with a hogue stock/grip and a tan Magpul sling and a crappy red dot. That's it
It hasn't happened to me and I dare the feds or someone else to try
2 years ago
Anonymous
china white
2 years ago
Anonymous
Oh yes the Tiffany collection.
40 karat gold outlining for him and 40 caliber bullets outgoing.
I'm a differnt person. All I'm saying is you're a boomer and the USP/Mk 23 is objectively the greatest handgun ever created. No cap.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Maybe it was 30 years ago, lol
It's an above-average quality, slightly overpriced pistol, that's all. The .45 is pretty good, but SIG, Walther, CZ, and FN made better ones. The 9mm version genuinely sucks and anyone who owns one is a drooling moron.
Also, the USP is not a richgay gun, it's what a poorgay thinks richgays shoot. It's only like $900. Everything in pic related is worth more than a USP.
I also have an AK pistol, but it looks like shit, and a CETME L, which I forgot I had until after I took the picture and couldn't be bothered to drag out again
Glocktards call it "limpwristing." No other gun has that problem besides Glocks.
If I'm in a life or death situation, I may not have time to get into a perfect Weaver stance or whatever, I might have to just grab the gun and shoot quickly. In that scenario, a Glock will get me killed because it is not 100% reliable.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Wtf are you even talking about? Sounds like some "plastic bad" fudd lore.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Speaking from experience. I've run torture tests, Glocks jam when you limpwrist them, Hi Points, Berettas, Jerichos, Walthers don't.
You can go ahead and keep saying "nuh uh" if you want, you're only hurting yourself by choosing to carry a gun that is inherently unreliable.
I call one of mine Piece Of Shit, and another Motherfricker. The rest are pretty well-behaved. Two bolt-action Mannlichers, a .22 lr & .30-06, and a Marlin .22 mag lever are almost universally associated with Meat On The Table. My 5906 I've called Mr. Smith and my 65-2 Mr. Wesson. I try not to disrespect them, given that I'm asking a lot from them should the day ever come when I need a friend in a real bad way.
Old guy I met at a store said he named his guns as a code talking thing with his wife. "If the wrong person comes to the door I say 'hon can you go get rose?' without letting them know" Not quite verbatum but you get the idea.
My two swords are “A Sharply Worded Letter” and “Arete” which is Ancient Greek for “Excellence in all things” and the ancient version, unironically, of “based”. Both are combat ready and kept sharp and maintained.
Cringey? Maybe, but I am nevertheless the proud owner of Tamerlane (edc Taurus 856), Attila the Gun (SAA .357), Alaric (10/22) and Genghis (12-gauge). I'm just missing the lever action .357 to be named Kublai.
Holy fricking shit dude, that takes me back and a half.
As for the OP, I call my armalite-derivative as Armalite-chan, and I call my mauser-action rifle in 7mm rem mag as Seven-Millimetre Remington Magnum-chan.
Being scared of assigning a sepcisl character and bond to a object because some no guns in israeliteyork might think its "" creepy"" by that logic owning a gun is creepy.
Do it its cool and cute, maybe a little shizo but the cool boomer dad kind of shizo.
Only one of my guns has a name. My Sig 716(the old piston version not the newer DI variant) is called "the brute" because its loud as frick and has a pretty noticeable recoil impulse. Good rifle though.
Only 1 of my guns has a name. My first gun is an AR that I built named Princess. I was poor back then so I carefully shopped around and waited for black Friday deals and free shipping, etc. To buy each part individually and learned about guns and building along the way. By the end of that experience I knew so much about the AR platform (ik cringe to say weapon platform) that it really did feel like a journey. I still have princess even though she isn't as important to me and I have nice high end guns now. Still, princess will always be special to me.
Sorry bros I don't like posting pics of guns I'm paranoid that it'll somehow be used against me. Imagine pic related but with a hogue stock/grip and a tan Magpul sling and a crappy red dot. That's it
Some of them. If you listen carefully, if you are ready, the gun will speak its name to you. You can't force it.
My most recent names guns are a police trade in G17 called Blackie Chan and a RIA 1911 called Hidilyn, after the inspiring story of the flip Olympic weightlifter.
When I was in Bootcamp (USMC) we were told to name them. Im pretty sure it was to frick with us because I named my rifle and told others what her name was. I have no idea how I didn't get a blanket party every other day
Not strictly. I sometimes refer to my Izhevsk garbage rod as an "Izzy" but that's mostly shorthand since I can't possibly pronounce that word with my more evolved western tongue.
I only ever named my army issued m4 because we all did so why not. It's the whole "this is my rifle" thing. Take care of it and it takes care of you and you better because it's all you got.
My guns only get names if they kill a living being. My 870 Express is named Rusty because he rusts easily (thanks Cerberus) and my Auto 5 is named Abe because he stovepiped on me when he took his first deer. Haven't used anything else for hunting yet and haven't needed to shoot anything living in other contexts.
Name your guns, talk to them, smile and praise them when you strip them off and clean them. That's all fine, if you start dirty talking while you've got your lubed up fingers inside them you might have a problem though.
Of the 30 or so guns I own I only named one, pic related the "the butt blaster". This is because when I took my dad who is an italian immigrant shooting he got a huge kick out of the name of the gun because chiappa is slang for ass in italian.
only one I can think of, well two actually, my dads steyr m95 we call grandpa cuz its old and a mas 36 we call frenchy. Other than that no and they arent even guns that I or he particularly care for more than our other guns so idk its weird.
Named my CETME OP's mum because she's heavy and ugly and she has a million annoying little faults and problems that eventually got too annoying to deal with, and she wasn't that great anyway, so I dumped her trashy ass and my brother started going out with her and now he hates her too.
Just like OP's mum.
Gay as frick. I didn't even name my pet snakes so I'm not going to give a name to an inanimate object.
>owns snakes
>doesn't even name them
Legitimately mentally ill
Why the frick would you name a snake? Don't project your human qualities on animals that lack them. They're mindless eating machines that don't think or feel. They're not like you or a dog at all. They're not mammals, they're not highly intelligent. They don't actually consider you as their owner or even recognize you as a thing in their life, they don't understand that you're the one feeding them and keeping them alive. They feel no gratitude or connection to you because they have no emotions.
Then why are you keeping them in your house? Feeding them mice gives you a boner?
Why do people keep aquariums? They look cool.
Seething no snakes. Why yes I do give her live rats, how could you tell?
Do you wet the bed and enjoy setting fires?
>assuming your snakes gender in currentyear
>Why yes I do give her live rats, how could you tell?
OH NO NO NO
Holy shit I did not know mice were capable of this
A rat could kill a scorpion
>mice
That's a rat.
Because autism.
>feeding a highly intelligent, social mammal to a snake
This. Rats are great pets. They're cute, smart, will form an attachment to you, and they're cheap.
>tfw the only great achievement Alberta ever had was that we killed ALL our rats
Suffer not the vermin to live
What are you talking about, there are 4,500,917 rats in Alberta
My ball python refuses frozen thawed rats despite my best efforts. My blood python will eat anything but she's not always in a good mood.
Post a pic of you deepthroating the snake
Ball python more like BALLS DEEP python lmao
>not putting a colt snake gun next to it
YOU HAD ONE JOB
i dunno i have lots of plants in my house and i don't name them
a name is not intrinsically human quality you stupid frick
the city you live in has a name
frick this is good, i typed up a real response and almost hit enter, finished the captcha and everything
who named the city? jesus?
I live in Jesusburg. What of it?
Yeah your snake already has a fricking species name you homosexual. You don't name your fricking guns either, you just say what model they are, that's the gun's fricking name. Same with snakes.
observe
>Waa you have to name a pet who wont understand or respond to a name or you're mentally ill!
No he doesn't.
>owns snakes
only correct answer
You own snakes and don’t name them? Fricking A anon.
My M1 is Carly, and S&W Model 27 is Emma. Those are the only 2 guns I love enough to name, the rest are just objects to me.
gunny
Great show
UOOH!
I named my collapsible baton, but that's about it
you know this scene is 100% realistic to this day right? They actually make you name your rifle in the corps and recite this creed.
Yeah but the marines are cringy and creepy so OP is still right to ask the question
>cringy and creepy
Go back to /soc/ you woman
Why would somebody join the marines, when they could join the army and actually have equipment?
What's wrong with hand me downs held together with MRE gum and duct tape?
The manufacturer already named your fricking gun, it doesn't need a second name.
no
Only my first rifle, Norinco SKS, Hong Meiling
I enjoy my other rifles, perhaps more, but no names really jump out at me for them.
I named my type 99 Reimu
Only morons name their guns.
This is Esther.
Can israelites copy the CZ-75 harder?
>copy
*Improve
I call my M9A1 "La Dama", and when I get my Inox 92 I'll call it "El Caballero"
Also I like calling my USP 45 "The Misatogun"
>Poorgay is a filthy wojak spammer from reddit
Post guns
>CA gun
>Ammo in backwards
Nice bait. 4vjvv
>>Ammo in backwards
>he doesn't know
CA is a year code for HK guns you dumb nogunz
https://hk-usa.com/faqs/how-can-i-tell-what-year-my-usp-was-made/
That means my USP was made in 2020
Great, you bought a gun with COVID QC. Let's hope that H&K is different from every other company in the world and they didn't let their standards slip.
>t. warranty claims manager. Pro tip, don't buy an RV built in the last three years, the windows might fall out
It's been a great gun
No jams at all
Wow! A gun that doesn't jam? Amazing!
My car is the best car in the world, it doesn't overheat!
>t. Glock owner
Guns aren't supposed to jam, that's the bare fricking minimum. My brother's Hi Point doesn't jam. If a gun jams and it isn't the ammo's fault, that means it's an inferior gun.
I don't own a Glock because they jam and are therefore unreliable and untrustworthy.
you sound like a huge seething homosexual lmao
you should get that stress-induced ulcer checked out
All modern firearms are pretty much jam free. Basically all modern guns that aren't trash do not jam. I have a Taurus g2c that's never had a malfunction in thousands of rounds. If you have a gun that jams get rid of it unless it's some weird/historical piece
Name my gun, /k/
This one doesn't jam either btw
Checked. I used a pimp name generator and it said
>Bishop Luther Shorty
But I would name it Slick Willy
Golden Huexperience
It hasn't happened to me and I dare the feds or someone else to try
china white
Oh yes the Tiffany collection.
40 karat gold outlining for him and 40 caliber bullets outgoing.
Wtf does ammo in backwards mean? And it isn't anyways. You're moronic.
He's referring to the old classic HK meme
pic related is my USP
>bought his gun last year
>doesn't recognize /k/ memes
Unironically go back, tourist
2020 was two years ago but yes you are 100% correct in the fact that anon is a homosexual
stfu and lurk moar
Oh look, it's yet another moron who calls everyone a poorgay because he owns one $900 pistol
>MUH HECKIN METAL FRAEM 20TH CENTURY GUNS MUH SOVL!!!!!!
>MUH HECKIN 90'S ANIME/2000'S VIDYA GUNS MUH SOVL!
Also nice goalpost moving lmfao
I'm a differnt person. All I'm saying is you're a boomer and the USP/Mk 23 is objectively the greatest handgun ever created. No cap.
Maybe it was 30 years ago, lol
It's an above-average quality, slightly overpriced pistol, that's all. The .45 is pretty good, but SIG, Walther, CZ, and FN made better ones. The 9mm version genuinely sucks and anyone who owns one is a drooling moron.
Also, the USP is not a richgay gun, it's what a poorgay thinks richgays shoot. It's only like $900. Everything in pic related is worth more than a USP.
I also have an AK pistol, but it looks like shit, and a CETME L, which I forgot I had until after I took the picture and couldn't be bothered to drag out again
You forgot your trip again, Burt.
Black person
>CA
what anime does the hk appear in? i think maybe eva but i cant remember
Have fun
http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Heckler_%26_Koch_USP
>tupperware germany
>tupperware also germany
Either weak bait or stupid noguns
Says HECHO EN AUSTRIA right on the slide, idiot
dude it justs says austria are you some kinda frickin stupid?
Jesus Christ, do I have to put /s after my posts when I'm not being literal? Are you literally autistic?
>/s
is that some sort of command thing like or saging?
"end of sarcasm"
>anime gun
For me, it was Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six 3.
Say what you will about tupperware, it works.
It jams if you hold it slightly imperfectly and the only reason cops use it is because it's cheap when you buy it in bulk.
>It jams if you hold it slightly imperfectly
Is this the latest anti-glock cope that's come out now? I've been off /k/ for awhile.
Glocktards call it "limpwristing." No other gun has that problem besides Glocks.
If I'm in a life or death situation, I may not have time to get into a perfect Weaver stance or whatever, I might have to just grab the gun and shoot quickly. In that scenario, a Glock will get me killed because it is not 100% reliable.
Wtf are you even talking about? Sounds like some "plastic bad" fudd lore.
Speaking from experience. I've run torture tests, Glocks jam when you limpwrist them, Hi Points, Berettas, Jerichos, Walthers don't.
You can go ahead and keep saying "nuh uh" if you want, you're only hurting yourself by choosing to carry a gun that is inherently unreliable.
I name her Charlene.
I call one of mine Piece Of Shit, and another Motherfricker. The rest are pretty well-behaved. Two bolt-action Mannlichers, a .22 lr & .30-06, and a Marlin .22 mag lever are almost universally associated with Meat On The Table. My 5906 I've called Mr. Smith and my 65-2 Mr. Wesson. I try not to disrespect them, given that I'm asking a lot from them should the day ever come when I need a friend in a real bad way.
Cannon and Woodsman
Sorry, didn't mean to respond to you, ignore my shitty post, I've been chugging tiki drinks all day
Kino post
Gator Gun
Old guy I met at a store said he named his guns as a code talking thing with his wife. "If the wrong person comes to the door I say 'hon can you go get rose?' without letting them know" Not quite verbatum but you get the idea.
Boomers. They've been around.
Hello, hello! I am the official NAME RATER. If you want me to give a name to your GUN, post it here!
I'll name your snakes since they don't have any
Basil
Serpico
Susie Q unironically and I don’t care if /k/ thinks it’s gay
Tempting but im too lazy
>American gun of Czech descent
Kim Novak
My two swords are “A Sharply Worded Letter” and “Arete” which is Ancient Greek for “Excellence in all things” and the ancient version, unironically, of “based”. Both are combat ready and kept sharp and maintained.
Yes I am a cringe lord.
I should buy a sword. I want an Ulfberht.
trombley, if you keep talking to your weapon like it's trim, everyone will know you're a complete psycho.
My Tikka T3 in .270. Her name is Sugar, because she is so sweet.
I've named a few of my firearms, only the ones that I really like. its mostly shit like: "Pickle" "Rick" "Dippy", and "Booger"
Cringey? Maybe, but I am nevertheless the proud owner of Tamerlane (edc Taurus 856), Attila the Gun (SAA .357), Alaric (10/22) and Genghis (12-gauge). I'm just missing the lever action .357 to be named Kublai.
My cats name is “kitty” so that should answer your question
Calling your home defense shotgun "da problem solva" is good fun.
>not Peacekeeper
Mine's called Peacemaker but I never knew why
Holy fricking shit dude, that takes me back and a half.
As for the OP, I call my armalite-derivative as Armalite-chan, and I call my mauser-action rifle in 7mm rem mag as Seven-Millimetre Remington Magnum-chan.
How about "Peacemaker Kurogane"?
Unless something can respond to it's name being called, then what's the point of giving it a name unless you're a schizo.
>boat owners are schizos
Yeah, pretty much. Have you ever read The Rime of the Ancient Mariner? Sailors are a superstitious lot.
The second one
Akin to naming your car or a pet
You're being an attention prostitute
> Ruger 380 named Timex
> 20 GA named Eviction Notice
> AR-15 named Civil Unrest
> Picture related: La Chingona
I also have a few others that never stood out enough to get named.
While I love them as much as one can a material possession, naming is:
A. Cringe
B. Creepy
C. Both A&B
>on PrepHole
>calling anyone creepy
Hypocrites are a hilarious bunch
Can still have some standards, like inmates who hate pedos.
Nobody fricking cares, homosexual
Being scared of assigning a sepcisl character and bond to a object because some no guns in israeliteyork might think its "" creepy"" by that logic owning a gun is creepy.
Do it its cool and cute, maybe a little shizo but the cool boomer dad kind of shizo.
I referred to my M1 as Garand-chan ironically at first and now it's more of a habit than a joke.
Gay as frick. I didn't even name my own children so I'm not going to give a name to an inanimate object.
I name, and write a backstory for every firearm and round (each component of the rounds get their own names and backstories).
I named my 12G SxS Brandon.
All my other guns are named Betty.
Is naming a car cringy and creepy?
Only one of my guns has a name. My Sig 716(the old piston version not the newer DI variant) is called "the brute" because its loud as frick and has a pretty noticeable recoil impulse. Good rifle though.
named my handgun Gladys after Sin city
Beaner Blaster
Coon Cannon
My Mossberg 500 is Barbara.
My AR 15 is Maria.
Only 1 of my guns has a name. My first gun is an AR that I built named Princess. I was poor back then so I carefully shopped around and waited for black Friday deals and free shipping, etc. To buy each part individually and learned about guns and building along the way. By the end of that experience I knew so much about the AR platform (ik cringe to say weapon platform) that it really did feel like a journey. I still have princess even though she isn't as important to me and I have nice high end guns now. Still, princess will always be special to me.
Thats not cringe anon, thats fricking dedication.
Do you have a picture of Princess? I genuinely want to see what the gun looks like.
Sorry bros I don't like posting pics of guns I'm paranoid that it'll somehow be used against me. Imagine pic related but with a hogue stock/grip and a tan Magpul sling and a crappy red dot. That's it
Pic of Princess please
>you sound like a huge seething homosexual lmao
>you should get that stress-induced ulcer checked out
Some of them. If you listen carefully, if you are ready, the gun will speak its name to you. You can't force it.
My most recent names guns are a police trade in G17 called Blackie Chan and a RIA 1911 called Hidilyn, after the inspiring story of the flip Olympic weightlifter.
my dad named a few of his guns.
When I was in Bootcamp (USMC) we were told to name them. Im pretty sure it was to frick with us because I named my rifle and told others what her name was. I have no idea how I didn't get a blanket party every other day
Giving inanimate objects names is cringe af
dont ever own a ship
I'm trans btw
MudskinGenocider 42
Annihilatorofisraelites 47
AfricanChildRipper
FrickBlack personc**ts
AbortsUglyasiatics
Was Pyle one of McNamara's Morons?
Not strictly. I sometimes refer to my Izhevsk garbage rod as an "Izzy" but that's mostly shorthand since I can't possibly pronounce that word with my more evolved western tongue.
I only ever named my army issued m4 because we all did so why not. It's the whole "this is my rifle" thing. Take care of it and it takes care of you and you better because it's all you got.
Ive named almost every single gun I own. If you don't name it, it never gets a soul.
Named my ccw "Sting", because the night sights glow when there are Black folk close.
My guns only get names if they kill a living being. My 870 Express is named Rusty because he rusts easily (thanks Cerberus) and my Auto 5 is named Abe because he stovepiped on me when he took his first deer. Haven't used anything else for hunting yet and haven't needed to shoot anything living in other contexts.
>named your shotgun after Abe
Too soon
Named it years ago, buddy.
>he knew someone was going to shoot Shinzo Abe years in advance
I fricking knew it
Inside job
Yes my marlin model 1895 is named Marsha
I called my service rifle G36 because that's what's written on the side of it.
>G36
>GEb
Its new name is Jeb.
I actually say it "geh drei sechs" but Jeb would be okay
"Geh! Drei Sechs!" is what your mom said when I fricked her in the ass without lube
My guns only get names when they malfunction. And that name is always "you Black person". The name is removed once the problem is resolved.
I associate my guns with the Girls' Frontline characters that use them, so the gun's actual name is already a girl's name to me.
Name your guns, talk to them, smile and praise them when you strip them off and clean them. That's all fine, if you start dirty talking while you've got your lubed up fingers inside them you might have a problem though.
And if you jerk off while sniffing your new gun's wood stock?
Do you at least make sure that the gun gets to cum too?
I named my mace Clock Cleaner
dumb
Of the 30 or so guns I own I only named one, pic related the "the butt blaster". This is because when I took my dad who is an italian immigrant shooting he got a huge kick out of the name of the gun because chiappa is slang for ass in italian.
I only named them so my wife could finally understand which gun I was talking about when I bought an accessory for one of them
like everything else I name them when they earn their name.
only one I can think of, well two actually, my dads steyr m95 we call grandpa cuz its old and a mas 36 we call frenchy. Other than that no and they arent even guns that I or he particularly care for more than our other guns so idk its weird.
I call it Big Black person
Here's Bigger Black person
Why would I name my guns when the manufacturer did that for me
What if you have two of the same gun
I named my shotgun Arlene back in 1999 but I lost it when I was touring Colorado, damn thing never got back to me.
Buck Breaker 9000
My SMLE is called Emily
Emily the smemily. I get it
I named my mav 88 OP's mum because she's cheap and you can pump her all day long and she keeps coming back for more
Named my CETME OP's mum because she's heavy and ugly and she has a million annoying little faults and problems that eventually got too annoying to deal with, and she wasn't that great anyway, so I dumped her trashy ass and my brother started going out with her and now he hates her too.
Just like OP's mum.
Named my G19 because she's frick-ugly and gobbles down anything you feed her like a good little piggy
Named my Ruger Blackhawk OP's Dad
because it's black
I sleep with Kiki every night, mostly because I get drunk and finger frick her. Sometimes I take her top off and tease her.
?t=40
>my sides
i name all my guns. my edc p07 is named marie
My dad named his SKS "Raul". I kept the name after he passed. So kinda, maybe?
I call mine OP becuase its a gay like me
I named my highpoint volodomir
>naming your fricking guns
sometimes I get reminded that I spend time arguing with actual aspies.