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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Guess what he did
    Apple?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Definitely Apple

      >Command the USS Stout
      >Clearly prefers cider

      It was only a matter of time.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        bump

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It took me a minute to figure it out, but it was worth it.
        Verification not required

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Joke doesn't pertain to racism, sexism, or rape
        Of course PrepHole doesn't find this funny

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          /k/ is a slow board outside the generals. The recent influx of posters is entirely due to the jannies allowing the shitposting discord and glowBlack person tourists to spam their Russo-Ukrainian War shit and political shit.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            It’s been getting slightly better with jannies deleting some of political threads, but it is funny how those threads are super fast compared to normal threads and are full of tourists complaining about Russian shills and not seeing the contradiction.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Stop crying about your shitty dad joke not getting a million replies samegay.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Profoundly underrated post holy shit. Checked and thoroughly-punpilled.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks for the chuckle, anon.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        10/10

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        God damn it. This is the funniest clean joke I've ever seen on /k/

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        CARLOOOOOS!

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        If this was the case, then there was only one possible verdict

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
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        Anonymous
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        Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fricking CRISP.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Overrated post

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ummm sweaty that post deserves a free PrepHole gold account.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I laughed out loud.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shilled the new iphone?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >buy the phone or get the drone

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Definitely Apple

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Couldn’t find anything in the article.

    Was pretty vague, is something bigger happening?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like a purge honestly. Like they didn't want to show there's a purge of naval commanders so they're trickling out

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        In preparation for war with China?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          In preparation for the surrender, gotta blame it on the women and PoC commanders.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          There's honestly no way to know unless there's a leak, and there's unlikely to be a leak any time soon considering the NDAs uncle Sam likes handing out. Could be pure politics like these guys are the wrong types to make vice admiral so their career is getting clipped for someone else's friends, or it could be ideological like they were advanced under the last administration's people and they hold the wrong attitudes, or he could just be running a sloppy jobbie ie the boat's in disrepair or the whole crew got the clap last port they visited or they ran amok and committed a bunch of crimes in port

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            My guess is that it's the lack of left-wing politics. My reason for thinking this is precisely the absence of leaks.

            If you served under this guy (or any of the other people who were fired) and you'd seem him putting his sailors first and the woke agenda second (like for example, not forcing you to attend a "white people bad" training) and you tried to leak that info to anyone in the mainstream press, they wouldn't report it.

            So, if it is leftist politics, then we wouldn't know the reason for the firings ...and we don't know, so that's what I think is going on.

            If the reason is anything else, there'd be SOME news story. Even if the news story was mundane like, "his ship failed to meet readiness targets" - that's boring, but that'd be easy for the press to figure out and report.

            Instead, we get nothing. It's gotta be politics. The Navy is woke. This whole country is fricked.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Huh, interesting hypothesis.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Source?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Okay and do you have anything to back it up? Genuine question, because there are obviously disingenuous thirdies on this board doomposting constantly, but there are also leftists who would defend anything the current administration does, and Biden is clearly a senile pedophile no matter how based most of America is.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                you're supposed to just swallow it uncritically because it makes you feel good to see something you agree with. expecting actual sources or analysis is just setting yourself up for disappointment.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >leftists who would defend anything the current administration does
                Anon, the leftists are protesting the current administration, waving Soviet flags and calling Biden "a senile pedophile"

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Its not reported to because nobody outsife of the military cares enough. A run of the mill commander being relieved isn't newsworthy. Maybe if it was a general/flag officer that would make headlines, but those are executive level.
              It's the same reason you don't see news stories of Middle management being layed off or government agencies firing lower level chiefs. But of course if Amazon outs their CFO or if a cabinet head resigns then it becomes newsworthy

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              If this was due to some "woke" bullshit, don't you think Fox would be all over it?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They've slowly been clearing out underperforming officers since 2022. Too little, too late and most of them should be detained for working with China, Russia or organized crime instead of just getting discharged.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The turncoats might be the ones doing the purging...

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Navy is a gigantic shitshow and they're desperately trying to fix that

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably not left wing enough for the gay navy.

    or gay enough i guess.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He failed to police that moustache

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The decision was made by Capt. Blair Guy,
    >Blair Guy

    Probably some more liberal bullshit.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Blair
      I don't know about you but if a Blair in the Navy tells me some shit I'm going to fricking listen.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aor 3 is honestly cool.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If it was merely arbitrary bullshit in service of a social demand from civilian leadership for soldiers and sailors to adopt the zeitgeist opinions rather then maintain combat readiness, then the offending parties should be tried as traitors to every single American and hanged from the capitol building. This shit puts the United States and its people at risk.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      As if politicians and Big Corp cares about combat readiness.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Could be anything from sexting an ensign, to making fun of trans people, or having some catastrophic frick up at sea.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Inappropriate comments on race/sex/gender/sexual orientation and/or putting his semen on his seamen.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do anons not realize that this was the norm until like the early 1980's? Read up on WW2 and you will see officers being releived from command on the daily. It wasnt even a career killer back then.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Correct. Pic related.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I forget the exact number, but wasn't it basically policy to have commanders rotate seasonally regardless of performance unless it was outstanding.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        This book is awesome and should be required reading for all officers.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most people here take everything at face value so they can hate the current boogeyman or fit in.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        people in charge have been making the world worse to ends only they know, and I don't trust them anymore

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Damn, those navy higher-ups sure will pay for burning our crops, taking our women, and poisoning the water supply

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >officers being releived from command on the daily
      Yep. Scientology's own L.Ron Hubbard was removed from command multiple times in WW2.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      So what exactly does this indicate? Just clearing the decks? Getting back into wartime footing to counter a potential future conflict with China?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It indicates nothing. It's normal navy operations. They never stopped sacking captains. It's a common occurrence.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Guess what he did
    he failed the test didn't he

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    poltards literally can't stop posting about trannies wtf

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eat a dick, Black person lover

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I should've joined the Navy. Now I'm blowing thousands of dollars in college for I don't even know what.
    Not only did I have to get accepted, but then I have to pay for classes and books, and then I have to pay for materials and housing. Then they want me to do all these things that are way out of league just to tell me I didn't do it right and I have to pay to retake the class again!
    I don't even belong here, I'm stupid, and worthless, and a bad person. Everyone else in my class are working jobs in hospitals and with big companies or the government while taking a full course load and I'm over here struggling to keep up. I don't deserve to be here, I should've just joined the Navy and worked on a ship. Drinking grog and ale on my off time. Seems much simpler.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not too late.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let a woman take the helm.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mhhhm.. Shtout. Love me a bit of the shtuff.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shawty got them Applebaugh(tem) jeans, boots with the fur

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >academy ring proudly on display
    really makes you think

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Applebaugh jeans, boots with the fur

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think you'd be better off asking 'why so few' considering the circumstances.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did he call a troony by his real name?

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Vatniks spamming extra hard today. It’s make it clear Russia was behind the dam chimpout. Your coverup spam sucks.

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    he didn't fulfill his naval duty of sodomizing enough femboys

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      just can't hate on joe when he's on fleek sorry brownbro

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Judging from that stache, he was probably raping dudes

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    anyone who has ever dealt with surface officers in the last 10 years should realize this isn't bad. they've been shit for a long time, it honestly can't get worse.

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why isn't he wearing an actual navy uniform? Why is he dressed like a forest sniper?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because that's the actual Navy Working Uniform Type 3's? Fricking dumbass. Also people from that ship that he got relieved from are monitoring this thread (Mainly the IT'S on the ship)

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        LOL why would anyone in the navy be wearing fatigues? Like where are they trying to hide and blend in?

        What happened to the Dungaroos and shit?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The NWU type 3 uniform was made to be more in uniform with the other branches (they all wore camo-esque uniform). The Navy phased out the blueberry came uniforms in late 2019, and the Navy is switching over to khaki working uniforms within the next handful of years but it's currently in the testing phase for senior leadership.

          Why would they be monitoring a thread on PrepHole?

          No idea. The average Sailor is just a person at the end of the day, but I knew people from a few other ships that watch play video games, watch anime and browse PrepHole in their spare time.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why would they be monitoring a thread on PrepHole?

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eat a woman out? Pretty sure that's grounds for dismissal in the Navy.

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stole a women's luggage so he could wear her clothes?

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Say Blackula was integral to the development of the civil Rights movement

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The ship facebook page had good things to say about him. Something is not adding up here. Did he piss off his CO?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No way. A page he controlled said good things about him?

      God this thread is a nothingburger. The turdy agendaposting is just awful.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not necessarily. It the concentration of the topic is more about "improving things as we move forward" it's sign he's a frick up. If they're looking back at how his work inspired others, that's an indication that the CO probably pissed off the upper chain somehow.

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's a strong probability he was caught getting half-assed hand jobs from third-tier strippers on excursions with the least socially inept enlisted guys, this was probably the point where his raging alcoholism became so clear and obvious that he'd start fights on Saturdays before kick off when his college's football team inevitably took a beating. This fight wouldn't stop until he achieved the sweet release of his toothless stripper infidelities and lack of home presence giving him enough time to bust out his big giant engorged friend whenever those walking, talking pants-shitting machines he called his children fell asleep long enough to let him deaden the nerves in his wife's clitoris.

    Then he was back at sea, suddenly pressuring the enlisted men into becoming a fundamentalist Christians, but he forgot to delete his prostitutes off of his Facebook account along with the image macros about 2nd Amendment rights, and how Jesus spoke English in the Bible so these fricking Mexicans should too.

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Got caught jacking off into the soup mix too many times.

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone I know that served in the Navy said the Navy was in a state of disaster. Shit readiness, shit preparedness, shit awareness, shit maintenance.
    Since things are heating up with China, the incompetent can no longer be suffered to command.

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