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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No, there are no cleaning kits. It's self-cleaning. Just keep adding lube.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Try not to let them sit in the sun.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >It's self-cleaning. Just keep adding lube.
      Except that actually works

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Hmmm does it?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yes. Let me introduce you to Filthy 14.
          https://bravocompanyusa.com/content/Filthy%2014%20bravo_swat_10.pdf

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            How about that

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I see what you're doing, Anon. But even if soldiers got their new rifle in country, they'd be trained on them. Not just trade their 14s for 16s and be done with it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Don't you take that tone with me MAGGOT

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mother's ass and ended up a brown stain on the mattress. Now drop and give me 20 private!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >issue rifles
      >give hip pocket class on how they work
      >die in the jungle afterwards

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        RUN THROUGH THE JUNGLE

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >But even if soldiers got their new rifle in country, they'd be trained on them.
      That wasn't the cast in Vietnam and was a huge contributor to the initial issues they had with the M16.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hello Mr sergeant I have already lost my rifle :DDD

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Goddamn it. You a New Yorker boy? You look like one. Pansy asses.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        My Diamond Dogs

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Where's the beer? Where's the LSD? Where are the hookers?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Over there

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Over there

      I was told there was whiskey...

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The U.S. Army M16A1 is considered by many to be the worst assault rifle ever invented. Its overcomplicated mechanism is both difficult to clean and prone to jamming. Adjusting the sight, something that must be done every time a target shifts its range, requires the use of a nail, ballpoint pen, or similar device. What if you didn’t have one, or lost it as several dozen zombies shambled steadily toward you? The delicate plastic stock of the M16A1 obviates bayonet use, and by attempting to use it as such you would risk shattering the hollow, spring-loaded stock. This is a critical flaw. If you were confronted by multiple ghouls and your A1 jammed, you would be unable to use it as a last-ditch hand-to-hand weapon. In the 1960s, the M16 (originally the AR-15) was designed for Air Force base security. For political reasons typical of the military-industrial complex (you buy my weapon, you get my vote and my campaign contribution), it was adopted as the principal infantry weapon for the U.S. Army. So poor was its early battle record that during the Vietnam War, communist guerrillas refused to take them from dead Americans. The newer M16A2, although somewhat of an improvement, is still regarded as a second-class weapon. If given the choice, emulate the Vietcong and ignore the M16 entirely.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The actual worse is the LA85A1

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You can adjust the sights with a round from your magazine, and only a moron adjusts the sights constantly, thats the point of a combat zero. The whole DOPE system of the M16A2 has been done away with by the Army for at least 10 years. Max Brooks was a moronic motherfricker. But his book was very fun when I was in middle school when it came out.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >removes handguard.
    >sees Mattel logo moulded in.
    mfw

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >breaks m16 in half
    Where's the crayons?

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    M-16: A Bureaucratic Horror Story: Why the rifles jammed

    https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/1981/06/m-16-a-bureaucratic-horror-story/545153/

    The guys Eisenhower called "the military industrial complex?" The military part was the Ordinance department.
    The M14 was the Ordinance Department's baby. They sabotaged the M16.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How about that XM177E2

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    CHING DONK DA BALA DONG HING YANKI CONG DI CON

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      VC were effectively obliterated after Tet.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The first period the XM16E1's actually performed excellent. Hal Moore said that the new rifles were a big factor to the American troops success at Ia Drang Valley. The problem with corrosion, lack of maintenance, wear and tear from hot ammo etc., all came later. Most accounts from soldiers I've read all praise the M-16, and then you have some accounts from soldiers who got a lemon. I'm not trying to downplay the problems it had or the fact that people died because of them, but there's a reason why most people who could get one, got one.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The army's Ordinance Department bought the wrong kind of powder for the M16. They did this on purpose. Armalite specified the type of powder to use, and the Ordinance Department didn't buy that kind of powder.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Remember its only a war crime if you lose

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Once im done with my m16a1 im literally building myself one of these.
      Where did you get the shroud and how did you get rail under it?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Gunbroker and mounting kit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I live in a place where grenade launchers are a big nono, do you reckon one of those metal softair replica m203 handguards and tube would fit a real m16?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >a2
      >flat and ugly repro furniture finish

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Its a colt hbar idc what you want, im not buying gi parts from the 60s

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hell ya, pass me a m16. Can't wait to deal with a group of armed rice farmers!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      THAT'S THE SPIRIT BOY

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pass me one too, gettin real sick of the m14.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    were testing out these little XM177s, y'all want go on a special mission with us to frick with charlie?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hell yeah

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Multiscam and UCP shills: NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T USE BLACK IN YOUR CAMOUFLAGE, MUH INFAAAAAAARRRRREEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDD
      >MACV-SOG operators who operated harder than any Global War on Terror vet could ever hope to: "Billy, get me some more of that black facepaint so I'z look like a REAL Darkie hehe..."

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They wore black because the Vietcong wore black not because it was effective camouflage you mong

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      are you crazy son, those barrels are as short as your dicks! you'll never get any velocity out of those pea shooters

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'd rather go awol so I can bang hookers and smuggle heroin out of Thailand tbph, champ

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It ain't me, it ain't me

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I AIN'T NO SENATORS SON NO

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nice third pin

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What's the best/correct upper for A1 clone?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      PSA with a rail mounted carry handle

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Can't wait to get back and see Binh

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry sarnt, instructions unclear, trades it for an hour with a hooker and a beat-to-shit M2 carbine

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I say, boy, pay attention when I'm talkin' to ya, boy. Pay attention to me boy! I'm not just talkin' to hear my head roar. That's what I've been - I say, that's what I've been telling you, boy!

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    GET SOME

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Guys I dont think my recruiter put me down for marching band.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >he realized just as he arrives in Nam

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