>anon, why didn't you just buy a stabila like chad?

>anon, why didn't you just buy a stabila like chad? we don't date guys who buy their levels from home depot.

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    none of the shops around me carry them and ordering tools on the internet is for urbanites

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I got a klien because I'm a chad electrician.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >klien
      ok grandpa, Wera is what the cool kids use

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >implying I would even touch any of you sows with a 4' empire level

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >paying more money gets you premium bubble physics

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Paying for the yellow means your level will last 20 years instead of 5 years

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >pay 10x the price for 4x the longevity

        many such cases

        i buy my jeans from costco for $10 on sale and a pair will last me about a year before it falls apart. sure, i could get some nice levis for $80, but they will fall apart after 5 years. 8x the price for 5x the longevity, i'd rather keep buying the costco jeans.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        yea well maybe don't use it as a hammer and it'd last decades you moron

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't like the yellow, I prefer the red that Milwaukee uses.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Blue Milwaukees (Empire) work just fine

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It always bothers me that the c**t in the glasses isn't looking the right way

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >anon what's a level? you mean like a ruler?

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get on my level thots

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >0,5mm/m
      I could eyeball that

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I use mitutoyo master levels.
    >0.0005" per foot precision
    Get on my level, gays
    Pun intended

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I really beat you to it,

      https://i.imgur.com/K2ESJGC.jpg

      Get on my level thots

      , but slow board hive mind.
      But, pic related looks like it’s on literal foam. Show me a pic of your low g god tier level?
      https://www.mitutoyo.com/products/small-tool-instruments-and-data-management/instruments-and-reference-gages/reference-gages/inch-precision-level/

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        > Adjustment set screw makes calibration simple

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oops forgot to post - whaaaat??? A level that has to be calibrated? Im so confused

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's cast iron (presumably flattened at the bottom)

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Pic looks like foam but I’ll take your word for it. Now explain why a level would need calibration screws, and how you could calibrate such a level

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            it looks like iron if you know what iron looks like

            calibration is needed for all precision measuring devices
            shit never gets produced perfect and then you get warping etc over time so you recalibrate

            same as all other "reasonably" priced calibration, with an extremely expensive reference
            calibration of the reference is the hard part

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Beat me to it? You must be a bot, humans dont make mistakes so glaring. You posted a pic of a construction level, those are good to .020"/ft at best.

        I also use starret levels, these are so sensitive they'll send the bubble flying if you breathe on them. Excuse the shitty pic

        They are cast iron and lapped or scraped flat. There is an adjustment screw to calibrate them to true level if you have access to a metrology lab.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >There is an adjustment screw to calibrate them to true level if you have access to a metrology lab.
          Looks like someone has no fricking clue what his level is actually used for
          Many such cases.
          SAD!

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            To compare the levelness of and objects surface relative to gravitational pull - of course! That was easy! I am ready for the next question!

            I do precision work, enormous multinational corps pay me to fix their shit. I think your hung up on the calibration aspect? Honest question, I'm happy to answer any questions people have.

            Pic related is inside a steam turbine, the rotors are out and the casing was re-assembled to asses some alignment issues.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Starret master levels are built specifically for 'leveling' machine tools, which is the process of making them planar not actually level.
              This many times involves calibrating the level to the machine itself to get relative readings.

              Getting true level doesnt need a metrology lab anyways.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Makes sense, we use them to measure pads for machines / motors / pumps to sit on. They all have to be less than .002"/ft of eachother as if they were all on a single plane despite there being anywhere from 2 to 8 of them. We also use them for alignment and checking height differences if they don't want to pay for laser measurement.

                The metrology lab is absolutely essential to keep them certified, each level is calibrated/compared to a standard which is compared its master and so on all the way up. Its done on a recurring schedule (or of someone drops one).Its more or less just a paper trail if there is ever a disagreement.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The metrology lab is absolutely essential to keep them certified

                Yeah, you need a lab to verify that the divisions are actually as accurate as specified, but you don't need a lab to find true level.

                https://www.shars.com/media/manuals/master_precision_level_calibration_instructions.pdf

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah we make adjustments in the field like that too. Thanks for the manual, I can take that to my dumbass workmates so they stop crawling up my ass about methods.

                Sometimes I use gauge blocks and sine bar to set the starrets "level" at 0°37' or whatever spec they need and then use those to dial in the machine "level" to that angled plane. Mark one side with an x and align them with a compass. Magic.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          My level says right on it, .05mm/m, and it’s an actual project where it’s on the bubble. Get on my level thot

          >0,5mm/m
          I could eyeball that

          kek, I kneel

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >made in brazil

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/KngbKUd.jpg

      I really beat you to it, [...] , but slow board hive mind.
      But, pic related looks like it’s on literal foam. Show me a pic of your low g god tier level?
      https://www.mitutoyo.com/products/small-tool-instruments-and-data-management/instruments-and-reference-gages/reference-gages/inch-precision-level/

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The company bought them at an auction for cheap well before I was employed there. Your assumption tells me about you though

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I bought Empire, because made in the usa at Home Depot is GOAT tier

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like the yellow, blue, and red ones.
    Have used ancient unnamed ones too.
    I don't like it when the bubble has been painted or mudded over somehow.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I got the Irwin blue with the alumonum body with the 1.5° bump out cause...... It wasnt plastic? Didnt like the others and stabilia is too curvy, couldnt get any work done with the eye of sauron staring at me

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >anon, why didn't you just buy a...
    because i dont fricking want to

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stabila sounds like some hipster youtube woodworker brand. One of my acquaintances was gushing about them. Looking at pics it has the same 3-segment spirit bubble that every level uses. For its reputation I was kind of expecting a graduated bubble like on a machinist's level.
    I just use a cheap husky laser level for my shit and it's good enough.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >doesn't know what stabila is
      Let's see 'your shit' then you frickin hack

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks but no, I'm not a professional, and I'm not showing anything online to be scrutinized by some Black person butthurt that his favourite brand of level didn't get the proper due reverence.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let me guess, you need more?

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