air force

does the air force offer some decent /k/ related jobs? I heard there are some openings now.

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I heard it's pretty fire, SHEEEEEESH *hits vape and twirls fidget spinner*.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >thinly veiled bait thread

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      what are you talking about? air force just seems to have some smoking hot opportunities compared to the other branches.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You know what he's talking about. Come now.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      babe the daily "poltroon immigrant seething that women and non whites exist" thread just popped up

      >pre-emptive /k/ope
      Stay vigilant agent Smith.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thank you for doing the needful, Sir.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Please frick off to /misc/

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        TLDRGB2R

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    First, all POGs are homosexuals. If you’re going to join the military, do at least one enlistment as infantry first. Whenever somebody here’s you’re in the military, they’re going to assume you’re a grunt and ask you about grunt stories, and when you explain you’re not they’ll just say “oh.” All POGs, even if they don’t admit it, like to larp as grunts, and whenever they tell stories will try to emulate grunt stories. Don’t be a pussy, you have a very limited time set in your 20s to be a warrior, do it. Then move on with your life and be a POG or go to college etc.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's true. I'm a helicopter crew chief and I tried to let my grunt neighbor frick my wife. He refused, on the grounds that my wife has a penis and it would be gay. So cool

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What do grunts even do in current year?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Depends. You don't really get to choose, you set up a "wishlist" then they slot you with what is available.
        >t.AF O

        Same thing they always do. Train to kill people and deploy to do the same thing in another climate.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >deploy
          Where? We're not at war.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            If you’re in the marines, Japan, or on an MEU that will go to multiple countries (Thailand, Australia, Saudi, Israel, UAE, India, Norway, Philippines, lots of options)

            If you’re army, Europe, with a slighter chance of going to some pacific partner nation.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Marines still do UDPs that send them around like Australia
            They also still do MEUs, which means a battalion of grunts float around and participate in joint training with foreign countries like Thailand and Korea.
            Ask someone from the army about their infantry stuff, I don't know them that wellm

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            The Navy is finally getting a slight dick rub of action after getting blue balled for 80 years. 100+ engagements in the last 2 months or so. Even a CIWS kill.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              God why join the navy. All you're signing up for is being ass raped and being turned into an artificial reef with Yeminis with ali express drones or off the coast of Taiwan. Serious desperation drives one to be a seaman.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          LARP constantly until one day they get deployed to a shithole and its real.

          this and jerk off in the bathroom stalls of every bathroom

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        LARP constantly until one day they get deployed to a shithole and its real.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You need to waste four years of your life digging literal shit holes and getting lung cancer!
      >Why? You just have to okay!???
      Frick off moron lmao

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      t. PFC with no CAB

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you have a very limited time set in your 20s to be a warrior
      >Delta Force and Army Special Forces regularly recruits from the 35+ crowd

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Force and Army Special Forces regularly recruits from the 35+ crowd

        >Delta Force and Army Special Forces regularly recruits from the 35+ crowd

        who have been rangers for 10+ years

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I am an Air Force officer.

        /k/ would be Aircrew, SOF, and security forces. All of which are /k/ to some point. Pic related.

        All of those dudes have been operating for most of their careers in other high speed units. It's not like they take a frickin' maintainer and put him through the delta pipeline.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >First, all POGs are homosexuals. If you’re going to join the military, do at least one enlistment as infantry first. Whenever somebody here’s you’re in the military, they’re going to assume you’re a grunt and ask you about grunt stories, and when you explain you’re not they’ll just say “oh.” All POGs, even if they don’t admit it, like to larp as grunts, and whenever they tell stories will try to emulate grunt stories. Don’t be a pussy, you have a very limited time set in your 20s to be a warrior, do it. Then move on with your life and be a POG or go to college etc.

      More POGs have died from enemy action this year than grunts and LARPerators

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        getting killed isnt a statistic to brag about moron

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only people who think like you are GIs who either have zero combat experience or just enough to brag to anyone who will listen about the time some desert people plinked at them from half a mile away and they hid in a ditch until air support did their job for them. Never heard a tier 2 or up try to shit on people who work for a living. There's nothing wrong with being infantry if that's how you pay your bills, but it's still just unskilled labour for teenagers. You're kidding yourself if you think anyone who isn't SOF is a "warrior".

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You contributed less to the war effort than the man whose only job is driving fuel trucks.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >First, all POGs are homosexuals

      .t russian high command

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      t. never served

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        t. zog bot

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ukraine has proved that grunts are just easily replaced cannon fodder. Sorry I'd like to continue having actually transferable skills and not be treated like shit because muh embrace the suck mentally.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    babe the daily "poltroon immigrant seething that women and non whites exist" thread just popped up

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      slim pickings bud, that's one of the first images that popped up on google images. now take your meds and stop being a homosexual.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What do you mean? Are you applying for a civilian position or are you joining the military?

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you have a burning desire to join then I would say go for it but it might not be as lit as you think it is, you're gonna get smoked in basic just like any other branch, so if you can't take the heat don't bother, you might get fired.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      underrated

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    if you're white, you won't be promoted no matter how well you do. if you are ok with that and still want to serve your country, do it in the coast guard where you could at least be assigned to cruise shit security in a warm location.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    is huffing jet fuel good for you ?
    seems like any job to do with fuel or fuel tanks is a bad time baka tbh sempai

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      oil fumes are worse -
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aerotoxic_syndrome

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        neat, I have sometimes wondered if cabin pressurisation could gas people

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's usually not horrendous on a once-off exposure but it's kinda shitty repeatedly over time - there's some data to suggest you don't build up a tolerance to it, but instead a sensitivity.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >wondered if cabin pressurisation could gas people
          yeah its possible, hypoxia is the name. its been the root cause of a few industry incidents

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are the uniforms fire moronant, how does getting set on fire kill you?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Are the uniforms fire moronant, how does getting set on fire kill you?
      Different kind of moron in this case

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Being in the air force is a gas, or rather it's "straight fire" as you kids call it nowadays.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm an officer in the AF and I'm just going to say this. No one here is being serious about the situation. There was a mental health check with the IT nerds but besides that not much else. Anyone below an E-5 is laughing their asses off. I overheard a group of airmen talking about him and not a single one treats the situation with the seriousness that hippie thought he'd get. Twitter seems to be the only people calling the man a hero, everyone else is calling him moronic. I just wonder how fast people are gonna forget about him.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, Aaron Bushnell was literally a leftypol, while everyone officially will give condolences and what not we are inwardly laughing our asses off at a /misc/estinian actually killing himself, he is the other extreme of the political specter to chuds such as Payton Gendron.

      Both types shouldn't be allowed into the armed forces for obvious reasons, both are extremists who ultimately snapped off and require some serious treatment.

      Anyway, here is a smiling Frieren 🙂

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/HMDKV4s.png

      I mean, Aaron Bushnell was literally a leftypol, while everyone officially will give condolences and what not we are inwardly laughing our asses off at a /misc/estinian actually killing himself, he is the other extreme of the political specter to chuds such as Payton Gendron.

      Both types shouldn't be allowed into the armed forces for obvious reasons, both are extremists who ultimately snapped off and require some serious treatment.

      Anyway, here is a smiling Frieren 🙂

      funny how I hear the opposite from enlisted.

      frick israel.
      give all of our money but can't give enlisted more than a 5 dollar pay raise

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I suppose he set an example to follow, eh?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >be in maintenance
      >MSgt Fatass says the pilot broke the fricking plane again
      >Respond I'm gonna immolate myself in front of the Israeli embassy if he keeps doing that
      >He laughs and tells me if I don't get my ass in gear he'll call for a fuel truck personally
      Grease monkey life is good

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        And so he became the grease

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Threads like this fully illustrate that 90% of /k/ has no fricking idea what they're talking about when providing "career advice".

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      90% of /k/ are larping neverserved zoomers reading off of wikipedia

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    if you wanted to be combat arms (shooting instructor or armor) you have to do at least 3 years as a basic b***h security forces member and then submit a package to specialize, which requires at least a line number for staff sergeant and an opening I believe. I couldn’t find the AFI that states this but I have included links to the manuals governing weapons training and career field progression for security forces.
    https://static.e-publishing.af.mil/production/1/af_a4/publication/afman31-129/afman31-129.pdf
    https://static.e-publishing.af.mil/production/1/af_a4/publication/cfetp3p0x1ab/cfetp3p0x1ab.pdf
    >t. 6 years af

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/JrBd3Om.jpg

      I am an Air Force officer.

      /k/ would be Aircrew, SOF, and security forces. All of which are /k/ to some point. Pic related.

      All of those dudes have been operating for most of their careers in other high speed units. It's not like they take a frickin' maintainer and put him through the delta pipeline.

      secfo isn't /k/ lmao quit lying to these kids. Some dumbass is gonna look at this thread and enlist thinking he's gonna stack bodies only to end up standing in front of a gate for 4 years.
      >bububut muh infantry of the air force!
      frickin morons literally ran away and abandoned their posts without firing a shot and caused an airbase to be overrun.
      PS, 820th are a bunch of gays too. One of their "tier 1" super troopers ND'd into my fricking truck over in Africa, and then another dumbass ran over and killed a kid on the next rotation. Frick outta here B.

      t. An AFSC that actually fricks

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Threadly reminder that if your AFSC doesn't start with a 1 or a 2 you're a nonner. And tbh famalam most 2s and a good deal of of 1s are nonners.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >doesn't do anything interesting
    >lol tier ops tempo
    >still somehow leads in suicides
    Airbros...sumthing going on little buddy?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      why does he dress like a child?

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >decent /k/ related jobs

    unrelated to /k/ stuff, but I'm a data center virtualization and networking nerd. 33 tears old with 4 years of industry experience. Interested. Should i look into Air Force or are defense contractors better? I have no clearance.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    interest in the air force has been heating up

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's okay, as a white man I'm happy to have never served a government that hates me and my country

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    All real communities in rural america with no crime are 99% white. Prepping is simply moving to where its low pop and all white.

    I'm 14+ hours from any 500k+ pop city. I'm living in rural Montana. 14 hours that's going 80mph all the way on the interstate without any obstacles. Even then these states like Nebraska are still majority white in proximity.

    Its simple logistics. No Black person or Hispanic is coming where I live when SHTF.

    The simple fact of the matter is goyim on the east and west coast are all urbanite consoomers who all own trucks and SUV's. Maybe 5% of them have even 10 gallons of gas saved up at home or knowledge of how to siphon gas. They don't have economy cars and they definitely don't prepare. That'll get you, 150 miles.....

    Let's say you have an economy car that gets 30 mpg. We'll say 350 mile a fill up. That's like 6+ gas tank fillups of 12 gallon each to get where I'm at from the east or west coast to Montana and that's still a 20+ hour drive assuming you go 70mph the whole way. If you're coming from where the majority of americans live which is on the east coast that's like 30hr + journey from Florida or the deep south and again that's assuming constant 75mph speed and no stoppage by armed people or blockages with cars on the highways.

    A 16 hour journey will turn into a 3 week journey or possibly an impossible or NEVER journey when SHTF, gas is scarce especially since most weimerican consoomers use goytrucks and highways will be blocked. You'll need offroad vehicles, gas, food, water, guns, ammo for at least a Month. That's even if you can get past all the car blockages.

    If you plan on going on foot It takes 6 months to walk 1500 miles with all the food scavenging, stopping and searching you'd have to do. It basically be impossible for a fat sterilized normie living in an apartment.

    Where you are is where you stay.

    You are NOT going anywhere during a SHTF no matter how tough you think you are.

    No amount of gear or guns will change this.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bunch of non Americans and /misc/acks in here who obviously know nothing about the air force, giving me some huge keks.
    >t. Been in the air force 8 years and counting

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