I live in a subtropical environment, 63” of annual rainfall, 216 sunny days per year, in heartiness zone 9B. To have an immaculate lawn here all you have to do is not park your car on it. Seriously, the front of everyone’s house looks like a golf course and all anyone does is mow. No chemicals or seeding or natural fertilizing. Just mow it (and edge so it looks alright). That’s how you get a lush, deep green, amazing lawn here.
A nice lawn is just a hassle. The long summers mean the grass growing period is that much longer. And because of the steady rain (this is the south, where the is no defined rainy or dry season), it grows pretty much year round. Outside of winter, it has to be mowed weekly. If you miss a week, it will be extremely tall; too tall for a woman or child to push a mower through, and too tall for an electric mower to handle.
The drone of lawn equipment this time of year usually starts around 8am on Saturday and lasts until sundown on Sunday. Sometimes there might be a short reprieve because it’s hot as balls outside.
I’ll never understand the point of a lawn. If we weren’t in the process of moving it would be a vegetable garden.
Governments need to pass bans that will take effect in like 5/10 years so people make the move to electric ones and the market adapts, at least in cities and suburbs.
Or maybe not ban them but ban their sales in 10/15 years so the market adapts and goes to electric. Idk but something should be done.
>Governments should create oligarchy and promote companies they have stocks in
obama did that during his presidency with solar panels >or ban them
kalifornia supposedly did that this year but there are still gas-powered lawn machines everywhere- even on government grounds
Wrong take. This guy gets it
I hate lawns in general. Fricking homosexual boomers mowing their lawn 3 times a week at 7am should just die already. I toss rocks on their lawn.
>Mexican here
Nobody around here uses that thing. I dont even know a single person that owns or uses a leaf blower. Stores dont sell them. Its an invention made by mutts for mutts that are to lazy to use a broom
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Also, leaf blowers are stupid and mutts are the only ones in the whole world that uses them.
Not a burger gay, but going by what I see of them, I think they probably refer to those as Mexican bagpipes because the lazy c**ts get Mexicans to do all their work for them, hence the derogatory remarks.
>Mexican here
Nobody around here uses that thing. I dont even know a single person that owns or uses a leaf blower. Stores dont sell them. Its an invention made by mutts for mutts that are to lazy to use a broom
Also, leaf blowers are stupid and mutts are the only ones in the whole world that uses them.
Its illegal here to mow your lawn on Sunday or do any loud stuff and just get a lawn mower robot, they don't make much noise and you don't have to mow yourself. They are pretty affordable these days and if you own a house you can probably easily afford one.
>go to a friends place >they down mow their lawn >beautiful vegetation in front of the house >full of insects >bees harvesting pollen
thats how white, non moronic american boomer, people do it
which shit hole country you live in?
united states of biden
>not being bros with your neighbors that they know when not to do that.
I never hear any of that shit until almost noon.
Battery powered versions of these will fix this.
I hate lawns in general. Fricking homosexual boomers mowing their lawn 3 times a week at 7am should just die already. I toss rocks on their lawn.
these work surprisingly well if you don't let your lawn get crazy long.
I live in a subtropical environment, 63” of annual rainfall, 216 sunny days per year, in heartiness zone 9B. To have an immaculate lawn here all you have to do is not park your car on it. Seriously, the front of everyone’s house looks like a golf course and all anyone does is mow. No chemicals or seeding or natural fertilizing. Just mow it (and edge so it looks alright). That’s how you get a lush, deep green, amazing lawn here.
A nice lawn is just a hassle. The long summers mean the grass growing period is that much longer. And because of the steady rain (this is the south, where the is no defined rainy or dry season), it grows pretty much year round. Outside of winter, it has to be mowed weekly. If you miss a week, it will be extremely tall; too tall for a woman or child to push a mower through, and too tall for an electric mower to handle.
The drone of lawn equipment this time of year usually starts around 8am on Saturday and lasts until sundown on Sunday. Sometimes there might be a short reprieve because it’s hot as balls outside.
I’ll never understand the point of a lawn. If we weren’t in the process of moving it would be a vegetable garden.
Governments need to pass bans that will take effect in like 5/10 years so people make the move to electric ones and the market adapts, at least in cities and suburbs.
Or maybe not ban them but ban their sales in 10/15 years so the market adapts and goes to electric. Idk but something should be done.
>Governments should create oligarchy and promote companies they have stocks in
obama did that during his presidency with solar panels
>or ban them
kalifornia supposedly did that this year but there are still gas-powered lawn machines everywhere- even on government grounds
Wrong take. This guy gets it
>leaf blower
ah yes, the sweet symphony of mexican bagpipes in the morning.
>Mexican here
Nobody around here uses that thing. I dont even know a single person that owns or uses a leaf blower. Stores dont sell them. Its an invention made by mutts for mutts that are to lazy to use a broom
Not a burger gay, but going by what I see of them, I think they probably refer to those as Mexican bagpipes because the lazy c**ts get Mexicans to do all their work for them, hence the derogatory remarks.
>also wtaf is this ban shit??
Also, leaf blowers are stupid and mutts are the only ones in the whole world that uses them.
Me
>mentally ustabile and unemployed
>oh noooo its 3.45 on a Wednesday?
>too bad, i wanna go fishing
Same bro. $500 a month in welfare and I just camp, fish, hike..
Why are you home on a sunday morning?
I use a scythe, rake, and hedge shears because I hate those noisy things so much
Its illegal here to mow your lawn on Sunday or do any loud stuff and just get a lawn mower robot, they don't make much noise and you don't have to mow yourself. They are pretty affordable these days and if you own a house you can probably easily afford one.
>go to a friends place
>they down mow their lawn
>beautiful vegetation in front of the house
>full of insects
>bees harvesting pollen
thats how white, non moronic american boomer, people do it