I don't subscribe to the "Joos did 9/11 and the Holocaust", it's stupid.
I just think the Chinks have a fricked up system where nobody is loyal to anyone, thus everyone is possibly and literally corrupt, as soon as opportunity presents itself.
Same in Russia.
Same in every shithole.
If the populous doesn't share the governments values, it ends in corruption.
That is why democratic societies are better at everything. Most of the people share a common set of values and goals.
Also, it seems sometimes a shock to the system can heal it's corruption, case in point is Ruanda. They went from literal hellscape to Belgian tier in 20 years.
While most of the mining companies are scummy how well would they do without them? Look what happened when Rwanda kicked out the white farmers, went from being the most productive nation to famine.
That's less to do with intelligence and more so that it's hard as balls to farm outside of a few areas where there's already cities because of water issues.
in northern africa? sure
anything south of chad has no excuse, i lived in RSA, zambia, malawi, nigeria, all a fertility dreamland, didn't even need fertilizer to grow cabbages and beets
It would be good for them. Security is important for long term prosperity.
Also, they should cull the Black folk amongst them.
Not talking about black people, obviously.
It would instantly break down.
But in the case miracle happened and it managed to stay coherent, the members would use it to assault non-members over some petty border skirmishes, dragging the continent into war and probably get the west and everyone else involved.
But in the case an another miracle happened and it would not be used for some bullshit, it could be interesting thing that might finally stabilize the continent and suppress the various terrorist organizations plaguing the place. Requires some fricking divine intervention for it to work though.
>Qaddafi smiles at his child. >The following six patterns were reputedly created specifically for use by the African Union (AU), possibly by Muammar al-Gaddafi himself. All six designs incorporate dark-colored shapes in the outline of the African continent, both small and large sized, on a lighter colored background. The variety of color combinations suggest different patterns would have been issued for different climates, terrains or missions, although it is also possible some of the patterns were intended for specific types of units (non-combatants, police, etc). Thus far, none of the patterns have been documented in use by the AU, but at least two of these have been worn by Libyan military or paramilitary personnel. The patterns have no official designation and as they are all identical but for the coloration we simply list them here together as a reference.
their primary adversaries are jihadist insurgents, not big bad countries like Russia
in that regard, they do have a military alliance to combat jihadists, also aided by european armed forces
>why would toddler AU partner with titty baby islanders?
They already do, just that a few conservative governments went "frick brown people" and cut aid etc.
AU likes cos-playing as a super-power in the pacific and has literally counter-invaded as peace-keepers to end/stabilise a conflict before. It's fun and gives experience to its troops, influence to the government and wins elections so they do it for all the same reasons US does.
https://i.imgur.com/FSic2wl.jpg
what if africa had it's own nato
>what if africa had it's own nato
What is the AU?
Africa isn't the total shithole you think it is, about 60% of the continent have their shit together and economic and military alliances exist. Naturally the west and China are both balls-deep in those alliances behind the scenes but still, they exist.
>It's fun and gives experience to its troops, influence to the government and wins elections
youre moronic. interventions into the pacifc are a waste of time (and a waste of money) for our government and for oursoldiers as theyre forced to act as glorified police. Our interventions dont do us any favors, Australia has spent BILLIONS of dollars on the Solomon Islands at their request, the request of their leader Manasseh Sogavare only for them to sign a deal with the zhangs anyway.
tldr: frick them islands
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Zhang calling Chinese Zhangs
Ironic.
I know you'd like Australia to back out of the pacific completely but it's not going to happen Chang.
Stick to harassing your neighbours in the south china sea, where they all ask us to come be friends because they hate you so much.
>Africa isn't the total shithole you think it is, about 60% of the continent have their shit together and economic and military alliances exist. Naturally the west and China are both balls-deep in those allia
Nice that they finally got dial up in Botswana, I guess
2 years ago
Anonymous
I've done AWS support for tech companies in Kinshasa, he ain't lying
why would toddler AU partner with titty baby islanders?
they'll stay with QUAD where the real power is
past administration fricked our pacific islands foreign policy for 10 years, we are in the process of repairing relations. militarization of the pacific islands is a hard sell though
https://www.aiffp.gov.au/investments
repairing relations isnt that hard we just need to throw money at them like they want. Militarisation shant stop all Australia can do is let them islanders in on it. Fund pacific police, soldiers, navy etc
Afrika >Dozens of countries who's borders are largely artificial >Dozens of countries who really hate each other >Populations highly divided along ethnic tribal lines
Afrika would never be able to had their own NATO. They haven't managed to work together in more than 60 years post-colonization. They sure as frick wont be able to work together military-wise.
>Dozens of countries who's borders are largely artificial >Dozens of countries who really hate each other >Populations highly divided along ethnic tribal lines
You just described Europe
of countries who's borders are largely artificial
Unchanged for thousands of years in most cases >Dozens of countries who really hate each other
That is why they banded together to make EU >Populations highly divided along ethnic tribal lines
That is why they banded together to make EU
Do mutts really?
That's literally it. It was an econmically "defensive" pact that originally consisted of the lower-european states which eventually grew to become a trading club/block with tighter/greater integration.
You can draw direct parallels to the American civil war resulting in the now 50 states.
of countries who's borders are largely artificial >Unchanged for thousands of years in most cases
Yeah. like Alsace-Lorraine. and Yugoslavia. and Italy. you dingaling.
They do. African Union has the African Standby Force (ASF) is a bunch of multi-national brigades, each region having its own brigade. One is deployed in Northern Mozambique to fight Islamists right now.
imagine >self sufficient africa >no more african rapefugees going to europe/america >africa isn't reliant on U.S./Euro "aid" or Chinese "investment" >legitimate trading powerhouse >africans from all over the world return to motherland >gold backed currency, kick-started via oil/mineral wealth and sustained through newer/emerging industries >combined military/defence/counter-terror force
>They could call it Black
You mean >Numidian Elite Global Regimentary Organisation?
And they could name their special units the SHIEET? >Special Hunting Infantry Engaging Enemy Terrorists?
Sounds cool.
I mean we had the GIBSMEDAT once right?
Theres not a real block of nations fighting against a common enemy like NATO, so its unlikely
Maybe with more economic integration, it would be in the countries best interest to form a coalition agaisnt insurgent and terrorists in the region, but thats unlikely
One of the old school geo-strategists said long ago, to paraphrase: >Seal it off for 100 years. Let them fight for their borders, form real nations, settle it all without interference. Only then will Africa be able to deal with the rest of the world.
Actual NATO would decide they are making weapons of mass destruction for an Axis of Evil and dont trust The Ccience or the Our Democracy and would kill them all
what would they defend against? aids?
Chinese influence, too late for that though
Chinese>israeli
anyday of the week
chinese are slint eyed israelites https://streamable.com/nmc3xw
I don't subscribe to the "Joos did 9/11 and the Holocaust", it's stupid.
I just think the Chinks have a fricked up system where nobody is loyal to anyone, thus everyone is possibly and literally corrupt, as soon as opportunity presents itself.
Same in Russia.
Same in every shithole.
If the populous doesn't share the governments values, it ends in corruption.
That is why democratic societies are better at everything. Most of the people share a common set of values and goals.
Also, it seems sometimes a shock to the system can heal it's corruption, case in point is Ruanda. They went from literal hellscape to Belgian tier in 20 years.
>africa
> has its own nato
>what would they defend against?
Sudden outbreaks of prosperity.
hamas
against prosperity and progress
Themselves
They'd start by expelling parasitic western mining corps and putting some teeth behind nationalization efforts.
Died with Mandela and Gaddafi
While most of the mining companies are scummy how well would they do without them? Look what happened when Rwanda kicked out the white farmers, went from being the most productive nation to famine.
>western mining corps
Suckstart a shotgun, changchang
You first, abe
What if africans had high enough iqs for stable subsistence agriculture?
That's less to do with intelligence and more so that it's hard as balls to farm outside of a few areas where there's already cities because of water issues.
Seemed to work for the white people that used to run these countries a hundred years back, without Western gibs, modern fertilizers and pesticides.
in northern africa? sure
anything south of chad has no excuse, i lived in RSA, zambia, malawi, nigeria, all a fertility dreamland, didn't even need fertilizer to grow cabbages and beets
It would be good for them. Security is important for long term prosperity.
Also, they should cull the Black folk amongst them.
Not talking about black people, obviously.
It would instantly break down.
But in the case miracle happened and it managed to stay coherent, the members would use it to assault non-members over some petty border skirmishes, dragging the continent into war and probably get the west and everyone else involved.
But in the case an another miracle happened and it would not be used for some bullshit, it could be interesting thing that might finally stabilize the continent and suppress the various terrorist organizations plaguing the place. Requires some fricking divine intervention for it to work though.
Are there enough African states without ongoing territorial conflicts to start a NATO?
Sorta exists, Economic Community of West African States (ECOWAS) has conducted joint-military operations before, like invading The Gambia in 2017.
>Qaddafi smiles at his child.
>The following six patterns were reputedly created specifically for use by the African Union (AU), possibly by Muammar al-Gaddafi himself. All six designs incorporate dark-colored shapes in the outline of the African continent, both small and large sized, on a lighter colored background. The variety of color combinations suggest different patterns would have been issued for different climates, terrains or missions, although it is also possible some of the patterns were intended for specific types of units (non-combatants, police, etc). Thus far, none of the patterns have been documented in use by the AU, but at least two of these have been worn by Libyan military or paramilitary personnel. The patterns have no official designation and as they are all identical but for the coloration we simply list them here together as a reference.
That's actually pretty cool.
I like the shapes are a bit gaudy and would look like zebras standing together but I appreciate the effort
Having a consistent pattern on your camo defeats the purpose of it
Every camo except hand-painted has a consistent pattern.
>atleast it's not Yemen- literal zebra thinking
it would break down into members going to war with each other or getting erased in civil war/coups within 5 years
their primary adversaries are jihadist insurgents, not big bad countries like Russia
in that regard, they do have a military alliance to combat jihadists, also aided by european armed forces
Dibs on cowboy hat guy as my main
Would be Nice, but African countries don't seem yo get along, not even African people seem to get along with other Africans.
They need a Copernican shift in thinking.
they do you fricking mouthbreathing windowlicker
https://au.int/
Every continent should have its own NATO.
what would australian nato look like?
I think Oceanian NATO would be a better term. Australia, New Zealand, and other Pacific islands.
why would toddler AU partner with titty baby islanders?
they'll stay with QUAD where the real power is
>why would toddler AU partner with titty baby islanders?
They already do, just that a few conservative governments went "frick brown people" and cut aid etc.
AU likes cos-playing as a super-power in the pacific and has literally counter-invaded as peace-keepers to end/stabilise a conflict before. It's fun and gives experience to its troops, influence to the government and wins elections so they do it for all the same reasons US does.
>what if africa had it's own nato
What is the AU?
Africa isn't the total shithole you think it is, about 60% of the continent have their shit together and economic and military alliances exist. Naturally the west and China are both balls-deep in those alliances behind the scenes but still, they exist.
>It's fun and gives experience to its troops, influence to the government and wins elections
youre moronic. interventions into the pacifc are a waste of time (and a waste of money) for our government and for oursoldiers as theyre forced to act as glorified police. Our interventions dont do us any favors, Australia has spent BILLIONS of dollars on the Solomon Islands at their request, the request of their leader Manasseh Sogavare only for them to sign a deal with the zhangs anyway.
tldr: frick them islands
>Zhang calling Chinese Zhangs
Ironic.
I know you'd like Australia to back out of the pacific completely but it's not going to happen Chang.
Stick to harassing your neighbours in the south china sea, where they all ask us to come be friends because they hate you so much.
>Africa isn't the total shithole you think it is, about 60% of the continent have their shit together and economic and military alliances exist. Naturally the west and China are both balls-deep in those allia
Nice that they finally got dial up in Botswana, I guess
I've done AWS support for tech companies in Kinshasa, he ain't lying
past administration fricked our pacific islands foreign policy for 10 years, we are in the process of repairing relations. militarization of the pacific islands is a hard sell though
https://www.aiffp.gov.au/investments
repairing relations isnt that hard we just need to throw money at them like they want. Militarisation shant stop all Australia can do is let them islanders in on it. Fund pacific police, soldiers, navy etc
>thanks obama
>NIGO
They can't, China owns them now. Too late for that. If they did, it would just be an extension of the Chinese army. Europe is so fricked.
>Poor Little White Guy 2
Didn't khadaffi want to realize something like this?
Afrika
>Dozens of countries who's borders are largely artificial
>Dozens of countries who really hate each other
>Populations highly divided along ethnic tribal lines
Afrika would never be able to had their own NATO. They haven't managed to work together in more than 60 years post-colonization. They sure as frick wont be able to work together military-wise.
>Dozens of countries who's borders are largely artificial
>Dozens of countries who really hate each other
>Populations highly divided along ethnic tribal lines
You just described Europe
of countries who's borders are largely artificial
Unchanged for thousands of years in most cases
>Dozens of countries who really hate each other
That is why they banded together to make EU
>Populations highly divided along ethnic tribal lines
That is why they banded together to make EU
Do mutts really?
That's literally it. It was an econmically "defensive" pact that originally consisted of the lower-european states which eventually grew to become a trading club/block with tighter/greater integration.
You can draw direct parallels to the American civil war resulting in the now 50 states.
of countries who's borders are largely artificial
>Unchanged for thousands of years in most cases
Yeah. like Alsace-Lorraine. and Yugoslavia. and Italy. you dingaling.
They tried that https://www.reuters.com/article/us-africa-summit-gaddafi/we-can-build-united-states-of-africa-gaddafi-says-idUSTRE66Q70620100727
They could call it NATO but the N stands for
They do. African Union has the African Standby Force (ASF) is a bunch of multi-national brigades, each region having its own brigade. One is deployed in Northern Mozambique to fight Islamists right now.
/k/ ignorant as frick
Ooga booga bix noods
globohomosexual wouldn't let it happen
he tried
imagine
>self sufficient africa
>no more african rapefugees going to europe/america
>africa isn't reliant on U.S./Euro "aid" or Chinese "investment"
>legitimate trading powerhouse
>africans from all over the world return to motherland
>gold backed currency, kick-started via oil/mineral wealth and sustained through newer/emerging industries
>combined military/defence/counter-terror force
fricking israelites
DAMN WITEY KEEPING THE BLACK MAN DOWN
replace white people for israelites and you get the idea
It's a shame it never happened. I would love to see US Black folk frick off and stop spending our money keeping them alive.
conflicts in africa are started by non-state actors, no african nation is going to want to be obliged to intervene in other nations' civil wars
It already exists.
Regional Cooperation Initiative for the elimination of the LRA
They could call it Black
*gasp*
incel moment
No, he didn't!
I can't wait for the comedic material you will make once you find out about countries called "Niger" and "Nigeria"
>entire country is shaped like a chicken leg
You simply cannot make this stuff up.
>They could call it Black
You mean
>Numidian Elite Global Regimentary Organisation?
And they could name their special units the SHIEET?
>Special Hunting Infantry Engaging Enemy Terrorists?
Sounds cool.
I mean we had the GIBSMEDAT once right?
Hadn't thought it through when I made the post. However, I like it.
Theres not a real block of nations fighting against a common enemy like NATO, so its unlikely
Maybe with more economic integration, it would be in the countries best interest to form a coalition agaisnt insurgent and terrorists in the region, but thats unlikely
The headquarters will be located in Obuonan'yen vilage.
Black folk would ruin it
NATO is predicated on common security interests, which most African countries don't have
One of the old school geo-strategists said long ago, to paraphrase:
>Seal it off for 100 years. Let them fight for their borders, form real nations, settle it all without interference. Only then will Africa be able to deal with the rest of the world.
We ain't waiting 100 years for all that juice they got in the ground over there. They can try that after we get all their goodies out
>do that
>100 years pass
>african population and technological advancement has dropped to point it was before it was the first discovered by europeans
you mean ECOMOG?
>a bunch of blacks and then a random israelite
I cant stop laughing
pottery
True. The blacked meta has gone too far.
forgot pic
why
Why? israelites are superior beings. They rule the world with an iron first. Deal with it shitskin pol spic
Actual NATO would decide they are making weapons of mass destruction for an Axis of Evil and dont trust The Ccience or the Our Democracy and would kill them all