Need advice or I am actually going to fricking die.
>No gear
>No job
>Just over £1k
>British passport
>Could obtain an EU passport but would take time
What the frick can I do anons? Where should I go?
About to become homeless in the UK
Need advice or I am actually going to fricking die.
>No gear
>No job
>Just over £1k
>British passport
>Could obtain an EU passport but would take time
What the frick can I do anons? Where should I go?
To McDonald's to fill out an application. You sound like a moron tbh
That's not very nice
Apply for welfare, find a job, crash at parents house or friend relative. Be positive you will pass through this time, will prosper and live good in a reasonable time, ask God for help.
I am being kicked out of my family home so living with them isn't an option
Why did you get kicked out?
breh. howd you frick that up.
Shouldn't be doing coke and getting piss drunk every night eh? Go to rehab moron.
What did you do? Can the relationship be repaired?
see:
he's a 30something NEET who's been likely been fighting all attempts to launch him into His own life and now His aging parents are pulling the plug, he'd probably get a reprieve with a part time shitjob.
there is plenty work available at the moment.
go on indeed and get a job doing temp parcel sorting or warehouse work. there is loads of immediate work available.
go on spareroom.co.uk and find a room to rent close to your place of work.
immediately start applying for better jobs.
get a better job.
get a car.
get your own flat.
easy.
time to be a big boy and get a job
I've tried. Applied to over 100 places at once and got rejected by every single one.
The state of bongland
What?
how the frick? do you have a swastika tattooed in your forehead or something?
I applied to 600 jobs in a year once and got frick all. Had careers gays look at my CV and examples of gay little cover letters and they were like
>we just don't get it
Improve your CV
Upload a redacted version of your resume to catbox.moe and I'll try and fix it.
t. functioning adult with a career
Stop living in Liverpool you moron. Go to any city that has jobs. Find all the hostels there. Message all of them saying you want to be a volunteer worker in exchange of accommodation. Ask them if they provide this option. Ideally it should be no more than 18 hours per week in exchange for a bed in a dormitory. Then find a job while working the hostel job and rent a room when you have saved up enough.
You have to mentally moronic or lazy to be homeless in UK.
This method works 100% and if you don't follow it through you're a lazy homosexual or a larper.
Hobo for nearly a year now. Frick these sheltered city gays they don't go out. Use chatgpt and lie on resume for the job it what I'm doing but mostly just do manual labour for people for shekels. Clean windows or cur grass for old people is nicem
We're 24 7 out what's the problem
This can also work
>Frick it anon obtain gear and be a vagabond. Idk what the UK is like but I'm sure it beats 9-5 slavery
I cant imagine life in the wage cage I'd actually kill myself I feel bad for those of you who can only go the mountains 2x a year
Do not do this
Are you in the UK? Hostel option I mentioned is a good workaround from being completely homeless. Work is usually easy and involves sitting around a lot. There's loads of opportunities to get laid if you're decent looking and can LARP as some cool traveller guy. Just don't make it obvious you're a bum, most hostels don't want anything to do with that sort as they're largely scumbags and morons. You get a place to stay without needing contracts, deposits or any other nonsense. In UK you can definitely use a letter from hostel manager as proof of address... or just have something shipped to you, like a SIM card. You get access to kitchen so you can save what you got by actually being able to eat decent, home cooked meals, plus you always got a table and a chair. You don't need any workarounds for showers, etc. There's typically a storage lockers in dormitories, so you can lock your essentials up. In two years working for three different hostels I saw something being stolen twice, one time the thief being caught within 15 mins. Other time someone jacked a pair of useless headphones, which I guess was plain bad luck. Don't look seedy. Have a good relationships with other staff and whoever runs the place.
Being full on homeless in UK is fricking moronic and lame. Constant rain and moisture, everything is mostly industrialized, country side is all farms and they've got even less tolerance for bums than cities, and almost all homeless are schizophrenics or junkies.
If you need some income you can just pick up a dishwasher job for a few weeks and then drop it. They pay weekly, so as soon as the cash goes into your account just don't show up.
Also, how would I be able to work when I need a fixed abode to even apply?
dunno but you better try a little harder and figure it out quick
once you become homeless, you're homeless forever
Just give them your parents address - doesn't matter if you live there or not, they'll never know
No one actually cares if your address is where you claim it is, I've never had an employee ask for proof of address and I lived in a hostel as a volunteer. When I got my NIN done, they accepted a letter from my manager saying I'm living there as proof of address. Stop looking for excuses.
Ah, nevermind. I'll stick to my original plan.
Take this to /adv/ or plebbit. This isn't a hobo forum.
Find a 24/7 airport and sleep there pretending youre waiting for your flight
Apply for welfare or social assistance, find a job, and live your life, I guess.
bro just go to the highlands and go bothy to bothy.
take a cotton blanket and your gonna be all good
its warm cause of the jetstream but your gonna be ok
>easiest country in the world to get gibs
You're probably moronic enough to get PIP, just apply for that.
Why are your parents kicking you out? Did they find your gay porn and weed stash?
They said I'd overstayed by 10 years and want rent if I want to stay
Why are anglos so souless? Being kicked out by your own parents could never happen in southern Europe.
Also get on benefits.
Negotiate with your parents. Turn in copies of your job applications to them while you look and agree to pay them rent after you get a job.
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>Negotiate with your parents. Turn in copies of your job applications to them while you look and agree to pay them rent after you get a job.
this is smart
>Why are anglos so souless? Being kicked out by your own parents could never happen in southern Europe.
This, seriously your country is frickedup
Frick it anon obtain gear and be a vagabond. Idk what the UK is like but I'm sure it beats 9-5 slavery
She's hot
>want rent if I want to stay
BARBARIC
>BARBARIC
It is. Imagine fricking another being into existence and then not taking care of it and its needs at least until its capable of doing that on its own. People are fricking vile.
Old enough to work and not pitching in is raising a failure, sometimes you have to cut your losses and throw dead ends out. Raising a mistake is okay, paying for it until you retire is a hard frick no.
So basically they're bored of you wasting space because you're not a teenager any more?
I don't know what the frick you are doing to fail at getting a job. I fired off a very well-worded CV to my current employer (special needs care work) and fell into a great situation. I enjoy my job and make £1600 a month taking it easy all day for the most-part.
Stay with them for another few months while you actually succeed at getting work (by applying to different types of jobs), then get a room in a shared house for say £350/month, and work yourself up from there. You can do it, many people have before you and will again.
New year nu PrepHole. Welcome to yet another homeless thread
somewhere warm and touristy like spain, france, or italy, then go somewhere colder in the summer months.
PrepHole isn't a fricking homeless board you stupid homosexual. Please die quickly.
How about stop being such a fortnite playing, FNAF wanking, tiktok crying homosexual and actually do something about your situation?
A quick online search and you will find loads of info about homeless shelters, welfare schemes, charities etc. that would be willing to help a loser like you. We have so many resources in the UK that a decent chuck of our homeless population either chose to be that way or have been kicked out of the various schemes due to drug use or criminal behavior. Most people who become homeless in this country never spend a night on the streets, even the street beggars normally have somewhere to go at night, you'd need to be so bone idle and lazy to one day find yourself sleeping under a bridge.
I have a better idea though; you could stop being such a colossal frick up and get a job? Don't fancy working in a call center or stock room control? Tough, grow up.
There is so much opportunity but instead you and others homosexuals like you post on here. Put down the bottle of Frosty Jack's, take the dildo out your arse and actually do something by yourself for once.
>no mention of zoomers
>spams an entire essay about buzzwords and unrelated shit
Rent free.
>Comes to PrepHole asking for advice
>Bitches and moans when people give advice
Checks out
I didn't read the first paragraph. You're not fitting in by spamming le epik memes. I'm not OP either, you shit for brains. I probably posted the most practical advice ITT with clear steps how to get there too.
past the first*
>Didn't read
>Talks about fitting in
>Best advice
Oh I'm sorry, you must be the cool guy around here, my mistake. You forgot your name and tripcode btw, wouldn't want people thinking your not a mouth breather.
Just let him sleep under a bridge. One less wellfarce leech in this country isn't a bad thing.
It won't fix all the Black folk and mudslimes tho
Not really what we are talking about here but whatever you say mouth breather
Aren't all British call centers in Ghana/Nigeria now ?
Here in France any declared work here (even stock room control) is often locked behind some degree. So, if you're "unqualified" you must lie on your CV even for the most basic jobs, and you won't be formed at all (that's what's the degree was for).
I'm not sure there is a single unqualified declared job here that isn't a form of heavy load hauling.
Which leaves only undeclared work and all of its issues for the workers. I know a girl whose boss left her unpaid, because she didn't do good enough of a job to him.
No, call centre jobs are "remote" now, meaning that they can be done from home, or anywhere with a decent Internet connection.
I enjoy my job but I'm tempted to apply for one since the money is often decent and it would afford me the ability to move around. I would enjoy clocking in from Africa from a UK IP address and being rich there on £1550/month.
I worked as one for years before corona. Don't do it anon, they hate remote working and want to phase it out. They pay well for a reason. The job soul sucking, you have to deal with so many c**ts everyday who's sole mission is to make you feel like scum of the earth, everything you do is tracked down to the nano second to the point where if you come back from a break 30 seconds late you'll be pulled into the office, managment are often coked up incel balding twats who avoid working and only promote women they want to frick but rarely do, most of you work colleagues will end up doing drugs too, you'll hear sniffing noises from the toilet alot. I've seem people become alcoholics, diagnosed with depression and have to take SSRI's and people who full on develop sociopathic tendencies and I'm talking; Finding someone who pissed you off, shitting on their car and burning down their shed.
I will bear this in mind thanks
Looking back, I had a call centre job in my late teen, and I hated every minute of it. Hated every single second and would count down to my next cig break like my life depended on it. Used to wake up suddenly, hearing the bell ring only in my mind, like Nooo not another call please no.
Do you not get neet bucks in the UK?
I thought other western European countries would also be like Germany or Austria where it's almost impossible to become homeless as long as have enough brain to fill out some documents and show up to your employment office once a month or so and at least pretend to write job applications.
just make a reasonable and well thought out post on social media about the evils of mass immigration and how horrific an influence on UK civil society islam actually is
you'll find a home for a few years almost instantly.
Kick a cop in the 'nads.
Bingo. Instant food and shelter for a couple of years.
Rinse, repeat.
he should do that in Norway. Or just walk into a bank and try to rob it. worst case is that he gets the money.
tl;dr
You always have the option to become my cute maid at day and my fricktoy at night in exchange of a place to stay and hot baths(with me). But you have to pass as a cute femboy
Work in a hostel in the uk or Europe for your accommodation. While doing that get your eu passport and live in Europe
you should watch a bunch of pornos so you can bone up on how to give a good blow job. once you've studied the art, you can hit the street/homosexual app and start meeting clients. eventually your gonna get your buthole wrecked but that will also mean more money.
Australia, dummy!
Didn't this thread get closed. Also why did your parents kick you out?
>Didn't this thread get closed.
"Mommy is kicking me out just because I'm turning 40 and she just won't accept I'm too good to work!!11" threads are about half of the "I'm gonna runaway to the woods!" threads, you are going to see 3+ a week here at the lowest.
>Also why did your parents kick you out?
see:
I moved to the UK 10 years ago, and homeless Brits have it easy if they genuinely want to do well. Heck I took advantage of of the welfare state and for a year and half got Job centre hand outs. Back in my mother's country there are barely any homeless, cos they know if they are they're going to die. In the UK it can be a life choice, how can a 1st world country have such shit mentality.
invest in a shitcoin
>Move up to cumbria
>take a shitty job
>rent is cheap, areas are clean
>virtually no nigs/muslims
Property is even cheaper to buy here, the rental prices are high in comparison
Also, its stunning
Go and get a job from an agency, you absolute homosexual. Then get a room in a bedsit while you save.
If that would happen to me. If my parents kick me out because they want me to pay frickong rent knowing that I will be living in the streets... In that exact moment they do that to me they are erased from my mind as my parents. I wouldn't care about them ever again and wouldn't even go to their funerals. If some parents do that to his son they shouldn't be considered parents anymore.
Only if you are crazy, a drug addict, attacking them or something like that would be justified to kick your son out, but not more than that.
I'm curious what all of you "work is easy to find" would do in my situation.
No degree, a bad back (it hurts even when I do nothing, it really fricking hurts after harsh work) ; and more problematic, no innate time perception. I can never watch the clock enough, 7 minutes or a half-hour feel the same to me.
Maybe with the back problem and the other weird time thing you could get some disability money.
What is that problem with time? Give me some examples so I can understand it better.
I must clarify : I am not OP. I do not live in the UK.
Scoliosis "not severe enough" for disability status.
Fricked up time perception is not on the government list of disabilities.
Although i can never hurry enough for any job, because I don't realize how much time actually passes. A wristwatch helps, but it's not enough, and any form of pocket watch (including mobile phone) is useless. I reach for them too late, thinking way less time has passed.
I can't do a frickton of shit in a limited timeframe, which is exactly what is expected of any low-class job nowadays. I speak of experience, after several bad experiences in restauration and landscaping. "Best" experience i had was in a nursing home, and still, I was too slow for part of the job (and thus worked the full hours but was paid a half-time.)
I'm too slow for any job ; I'm even too slow for unemployment ! My condition prevents me sometimes from proper grocery shopping !
Fun fact, i can "go fast" : running, cycling like a madman through downtown and staying alive ; I could be a Uber Eats delivery boy if it offered wages that payed both rent and food.
The only thing I can think of is night security. But that's highly regulated in my country, a proper career to do, not a job.
Come to Mexico as a tourist. Its easy as frick to get the permit, to renew it you don't even have to get out of the country, you just apply and it will 100% get renewed.
The people are nice, you have guaranteed pussy bc you are europooan and the outdoors here are fricking awesome.
Finding a job here should not be a problem either.
>pic related is in bacalar
Okay from someone in a totally different nation with an entirely different non suppourt structure I'll try some ideas out for you.
1 You need to make a list. This is a list of freinds. Couch surf with them. This will give you time and you can ask them about getting employment. If you have no freinds you will need to start a Couchsurfing.com account.
You will need to take that 1k gpb and NOT spend a fricking thing. It's emergency money. Keep it that way.
2 Having signed up for couchsurfing you are going to plane a way via stays into places that have better employment options. If you say you've applied 100 times I'm going to assume that's Online. Frick online. I know they all tell you to apply online. Don't do that. That's the front of house telling you to do that so you can't speak to someone who might need to replace the person who told you that. print up a simple, 2 page resume. Explain you are in need of Long and short term work to sponsor an on foot expedition. Make it novel. You're not a bum- you are initnerant. Adventuring. It works. Makes you look deliberate not desperate. Remember that.
Next make sure you have shoes that look normal in normal ish clothing. Simple black or brown hikers that could pass for employment shoes. Not some super fancy goretex shit. Just something that is comfy and will last and be big enugh to help keep your feets good in the winter. Socks, shirt and under wear are more important than full sets of clothes.
You now have a way to stay somewhere. This is time. Time must be spend looking for a job. Ask everyone you stay with, if they have any ideas about jobs you can do to sponsor your "Trip" (this is what you call it, you aren't homeless you are travelling, always, understand?)
The next thing is while you are searching for these options, exhaust all welfare options, churches, donations for food. Get comfortable with a set of dumpster diving clothes and get comfortable with that often. Dumpster diving is a master art.
The next thing is this couhc surfing has alternatives. WWOFers, BeWelcome;. TrustRoots. MovingWorlds. All are options if you can't do couchsurfings paywall.
The point is all you need is a place to sleep. Something to eat and a way to stay clean. These are not hard to do. If you don't have a drugs drinking or moron spending habit- you can do this very easily in the urban zone.
The gym membership thing is useful, but you want one that is common and near universal. Think cookie cutter type places like Planet Fitness if you are in the UK for example. The more the easier. This matters because hygrine matters.
The next thing you are going to do is map out libraries and get cards at all of them or one universal one if you guys do that. Libraries in the day are a great place to sleep for a while safely and having many gives you a free sleeping option everywhere. Be respectful and fold a book over yourself and they will often leave you alone. That's a free thing you cando but you will have the ngiht to consider. If you can get work at night and sleep in the day at libraries you'll be able to stack some cash up quick. Consider this option a baseline last resort. But you don't have many options at this stage
You wont die. You'll wander around bewildered that finally happened to you and that you didn't think about ways to mitigate homelessness in the first place. If your parants kick you out I have to ask if you've fricked around on them or not. Broken things, argued over shit, say home all day, been lazy etc. If you're one of those types then hobo mode will chew you up. mental health will go down hard. Sorry to say. But competant people don't stay homeless and turn all fricked up looking, They get employed asap because they have the drive of the risk of having to use more of the day just to do less.
I've been there in many ways, you need to exploit the freebies, stay clean and locate warm places to sleep that will accept you. Be a traveller insted.
Op has died of HIV and Ingerland Rip.