Wild card baby.
The Midwest States are probably left alone because they had a bunch of silos put there due to the nuclear sponge plan.
You have the combo of low population and high firepower. It might be best to leave them alone.
>tfw Texan >get to shoot israelites and whatnot in the neutral zone whenever >enjoy being white as frick in the rest of Texas >hollywood anime with no homosexualry involved
My dick can only get so hard, anon
The book fit's solidly into the "pretty good" description. It spends un ungodly amount of time talking about the stupid fricking chinese fortune telling book, where you literally toss some sticks and depending on how the fricking sticks land you are supposedly able to discern your future. As fortune telling methods go it's definity the most autistic, the author was obsessed with the shit though. It shows in the series as well.
First two seasons of the show are pretty decent then it gets the dumb.
The book is a bit more whacky and the real focus is on how our perception changes our reality, the alt history stuff is window dressing past the first half
the book is a lot cooler. it has a lot more out there shit with the ideologies. shows a lot more cool shit in the background like nazi space planes, nazis colonizing space, completly eradicating africa. and it gets to the twist in a lot more satisfying way than the show that takes seasons and seasons to wander over there and weaksauce it anyway
I would recommend season 2. But then the end of season 2 is the end of the show for me. It wrapped things up nicely.
Seasons 3 and especially 4 are dogshit.
The Black Communist Rebellion would not exist in real life under the system set up in the show in season 4. The Japanese would just kill every single person whose skin was darker than a paper bag and make them an example to other Americans who consider rebellion.
germany and japan were very uneasy allies IN ww2.
the high members of the japanese empire knew the nazis fricking hated them and were just using them but japan wanted to conquer the world just like germany so they teamed up in hopes essentially splitting the world in half between japan and germany.
>California and Texas agreeing on ANYTHING
what moron came up with this?
It's like Far Cry 4
they want to sorta evoke current events and politics but also not offend people who agree with it
so they make up a donut steel version
Anyway op is a homosexual
A million nerds have envisioned a million random fricking war scenarios and split it up in a million moronic ways.
This is just one version of nerd moronation that was also vetted by a legal department
Texas is a fricking Mexican vassal state at this point. Since Biden won and blew open the door to immigrants the number of Texas license plates here in Louisiana has skyrocketed at least 400% and it's ALWAYS Mexicans with new-ass cars they probably spent 10 years saving up for to get the second after they get over the border.
Probably a few reasons. To avoid red v blue politics, to make the scenario more plausible by having the 2 most populated states ally against basically the rest of the U.S and probably to dissuade any thoughts of real civil war. If they had joining states or states that shared similar politics/interests/cultures, actual people might think "hmmm this movie has a point. I don't like those other folk. Maybe it's possible". At least this way you think to yourself "this is dumb and could never happen".
A real civil war would just be truckers blocking all of the roads into and out of the cities for a few days while getting fat on all of the produce from the rural areas. Once the food riots killed off the city folk it would be over.
A real war would also include the central valley cutting off LA’s water supply about three seconds after they realize the national guard isn’t going to frick them up immediately and someone crashing a ship into the Golden Gate so Oakland’s port becomes inaccessible over water. Bet they don’t have the balls to show that
A lot of areas would ship in food, places like Miami are already filled with business connections to latin america, latino corpos would trip over each other to sell food.
No. In a civil war scenario: >the US dollar would collapse overnight, meaning people in those cities can't afford to pay for ships to bring them food >the US farming sector crashes, and the US goes from feeding a lot of the world, too looking for handouts to avoid mass starvation.
This will send the average price of grains and food through the roof, especially those goods made in latin América you spoke of. They could either sell there food products to the rest of the world and get rich, or give them to the starving Americans as charity...which do you think they will pick?
Realistically Texas and California would be taken over by la Raza and Mexican cartels. Add AZ and probably NV in there too. Nor cal would be a separate faction
>enter my gay ass country so his children can become homosexuals and trans or part black
kek. welcome Juan, enjoy your stay in the israelitenited States
Okay so let's say it's true and the powers that be wanted this to happen, what for? the USA is in charge still, not even China with all the blusters can keep up, why ruin it with some war that could stop this gravy train?
Zero chance Utah/Colorado/Nevada/Arizona stay aligned in the future. There will be fights to the death over the Colorado River's water. All the boomers in Phoenix are consuming way too much of it
The Neo-Steppe Wyoming Khanate will not allow this intrusion into southwest WY. However, we will allow you Mormons to establish a trade mission at Evanston to buy beer with ABV above 3.2%
just saw the trailer and honestly it sounds kino. I'm not a mutt so I don't really give a shit or know enough about le real world states and politics but there's not enough movies about American soil itself being in the middle of wars and conflict.
Sure there's plenty of movies about terrorists attacking places and America v Zombies/Diseases/Godzilla and The Purge movies but never some all out war kino; especially between Americans.
these comments are so funny, like most of you don't realise they intended those separations so people wouldn't pick a side based on recent political affiliations/bias. They don't want you to root for a side, they want to show you the destruction that would be brought by a civil war, it's not that hard to figure. This is not a political leaning piece, ain't no winners, just losers and casualties
it does not look like a serious civil war movie showing the horror of war lmao, it's tinged with a24 irony for a start. And showing all these infographs laying out the lore like they don't want people to hype it up and pick sides, get real.
>war bad
No shit and that's why this movie will be boring. Where are the stakes?
"Oh no, journalists have to struggle to get the truth out but are shot at by the rebel baddies... but the government are also baddies?! NO WAY?!"
It is just rehashed schlock with a new cover of paint. Why can't film makers risk pissing off folks to make a statement anymore? I would prefer a show/film to have a communist revolution and unambiguously support the commies, because at least that could be fun to watch/critique.
>civil war being a state vs state thing
If you unironically dont think some kind of massive unrest wont just turn into a fricking race/culture war you are dribbling out of touch moron
This is so fricking stupid. If California and Florida are both warzones, people are going to starve to death, and war won't continue long enough to get nice explosions everywhere for cinematic cable news visuals.
California and Texas alliance is already moronic and they made it even worse by showing that there's no land bridge between their two territories. There are already theories about this movie and one I'm partial to is that they had to make the scenario kind of ridiculous because a realistic US Civil War would have been too uncomfortablely plausible. Something the 1920 Irish Civil War except on a continental scale, with modern weapons and technology. Car bombs, petty assassinations, no one quite knows which side anyone else is on, public is stressed and paranoid and doesn't know who to trust. A conflict where you could sign your death warrant without even realizing what you were doing. You sell a few cars to the wrong person and 8 days later a death squad comes and kills you in your bedroom. But we can't do something like that because it would be too real and too ambiguous. It would scare people. So we get jets and tanks and an army invading DC in a pitched battle to take over the White House.
Also Jesse Plemon's character is clearly a Bad White Conservative in the most unsubtle way I've ever seen. >Wearing literal rose colored glasses >Literally has blood on his hands
It's not only the land bridge issue, but also the fact that California and Texas are worlds apart culturally as well, on what planet are the californian and texan governments gonna agree with each other on anything
Germany and Japan had their own spheres of influence that didn't neighbor each other. Their pacts were political and situational. They both had similar goals in the German Lebensraum and the Co-Prosperity Sphere. They mostly wanted to tie each other's opponents down. The Soviets and Japanese could have waged a land war, but didn't and honored a non-aggression pack for political and logistical reasons on each side. The Japanese attacked the US in an attempt to undercut any possible serious opposition in the Pacific. This benefited both sides.
I'm from Texas, in Texas, near Austin. You can smell a Californian, you can hear it in their voice, you can pick them out walking down the street. No alliance is happening. This lore is straight unimaginative.
The next American civil war is not going to be a matter of state vs state, like the last one, which was really more reminiscent of a typical war between two countries rather than a civil war. The civil war will be fought in every town, in every street, in every county across America.
>doesn't realize two weeks ago Wisconsin was home to the second largest army in the world just cuz it was the last weekend of deer season
absolutely NGMI
US not paying attention to them doesn't make them magically have force projection.
It's not only the land bridge issue, but also the fact that California and Texas are worlds apart culturally as well, on what planet are the californian and texan governments gonna agree with each other on anything
>worlds apart culturally
It's really getting sad that people believe this shit. Surface level nonsense is implied to be such driving forces of people's character.
Invade on what, the Soviet scrap metal they bought from the Russians? It would unironically be more ridiculous than the Russian naval landing in New York in CoD MW3.
The rural and urban areas hate each other enough to probably prevent choosing a side right away. The urban population would likely want to side with California and cut off the entire coast, and the rural side have their own libertarian Fargo faction while they're cut off from the conservative South by a bunch of federal cuck states.
I imagine California and Texas team up only because they are each large enough to be their own country and got into some shared disagreement over sovereignty with the federal government.
The South is literally Confederacy 2.0, just taking advantage of the situation, not through their own forces.
I like how Cali has to be the good guys, but because they're a bunch of pussies not even calitards making this believe they'd win without actual men backing them up, and not just Oregon and Washington which would be far more likely in this scenario. Hell, norcal would probably team up with Arizona and Nevada to institute the Purge in socal before doing anything about the east.
A Texas and California confederation might be a bit of a problem due to the large population, strong economies, and large area to subdue. But the US national guard (once federalised) would have the rest of those states back in line pretty quick.
It could have been a good movie if they made it based on current politics and how things will actually go with the government and israel and everything else but nah they just made shit up and put trannies in it for THE MESSAGE.
Absolute trash lmao.
Someone should make an indie version it'll be way better.
Wait a second... How the hell can California and Texas launch an offensive against the USA without annexing New Mexico, Nevada, and Arizona? Those would be key stepping stones to regional power.
I think that might be the intention. The first step to revolution is to make it seem plausible that it could actually happen. Movies like this will do that.
Most of these states are so reliant on federal grants, subsidies, etc. it would be stoopid to foment a rebellion. >Let's replace what little stability we enjoy with complete anarchy.
Nobody wants their money cut off.
I don't think the map is supposed to be a true picture of territory controlled, just a diagram of each state government's faction affiliation. Even within texmexafornia the "western forces" control will prob just be a spiderweb connecting their biggest population centres and national guard bases in between which sit US army forts and loyalist regions
Hypothetically if both California and Texas wanted to throw off federal control for their own reasons, they might see helping each other out as the most pragmatic way to achieve that, with the expectation that they'll go their separate ways afterwards.
There is little chance that California and Texas would find enough ideological middle ground to work together. The only slight chance would be if California mandated all California transplants were required to leave Texas forever.
It's more of a union of convenience. California's economy rivals that of most small nations. Both states have a lot to offer each other if they both decided to gain independence from the USA.
>other countries fight civil wars based on serious life and death issues like ethnic and religious divisions, famine and hunger, colonial rule and subjugation >amerimutts think they're going to fight a civil war over troony rights
Embarrassing
I want to see the United States engaging in atrocities against the rebels forcing them into the stone age and for Jesse Plemons character to be a badass literally me character
Texas and California would never side with eachother. Even if every single person in California moved to Texas, even if the issue being debated was whether or not to continue breathing, one state would always pick the opposite position of the other. What a moronic movie.
I find it strange that there have been efforts to make a Civil War 2.0 movie for a long time but they always get delayed/cancelled and yet this one is happening. I guess you could argue that they are just capitalizing on peoples fears but it still feels strange we're getting one all of a sudden.
The best thing about this is that you know it's predictive programing. The rest of the world gets to watch as the US falls into civil war next year. Kino is back on the menu boys.
Which side are we?
No sir, I sided with Kentucky
Unironically an Appalatician alliance would be inevitable from New England through down to Georgia. We would starve the east.
The winning side.
the /k/ guy would be PrepHole and /k/ would be with /legbutt/
not even joking
Damn, Russia is losing though
Are they?
Me on the left
You lost to kavkaz bvlls and pay jizya them
Your wish is my command.
very nice
/misc/ should be the orange guy as well as the soldier with the gun
I like this idea.
you should probably just make all the text white
But I think this is the logical conclusion.
ok, this is getting pretty good. now try everyone is /misc/ but with different meme flags
Finito.
i want to nut inside that little bawd
Me too bro
I’ll watch for she
>unknown
That doesnt make any fricking sense.
I’ve never heard of this ‘idaho’, must be in south america
Odd you've never heard of it, your mother named it after herself.
It's a faction name.
Wild card baby.
The Midwest States are probably left alone because they had a bunch of silos put there due to the nuclear sponge plan.
You have the combo of low population and high firepower. It might be best to leave them alone.
Could a moronic DMZ like Man in the High Castle
>tfw Texan
>get to shoot israelites and whatnot in the neutral zone whenever
>enjoy being white as frick in the rest of Texas
>hollywood anime with no homosexualry involved
My dick can only get so hard, anon
is this worth watching/reading?
First 2 seasons of the TV show are pretty good but stop there.
Not sure about the book but I've heard it's pretty average
The book fit's solidly into the "pretty good" description. It spends un ungodly amount of time talking about the stupid fricking chinese fortune telling book, where you literally toss some sticks and depending on how the fricking sticks land you are supposedly able to discern your future. As fortune telling methods go it's definity the most autistic, the author was obsessed with the shit though. It shows in the series as well.
First season was kino, but then they realized they had accidentally created a fascist utopia again and had to dial it back.
Really boring, even the fashy guys are dull/depressed
First two seasons of the show are pretty decent then it gets the dumb.
The book is a bit more whacky and the real focus is on how our perception changes our reality, the alt history stuff is window dressing past the first half
the book is a lot cooler. it has a lot more out there shit with the ideologies. shows a lot more cool shit in the background like nazi space planes, nazis colonizing space, completly eradicating africa. and it gets to the twist in a lot more satisfying way than the show that takes seasons and seasons to wander over there and weaksauce it anyway
Sauce. Who's the author?
Phil Dick of course
I should have known this a The Man in the High Castle adaptation.
The book is good, read it years ago. Only watched season 1 of the show, the nazi kino was cool.
I would recommend season 2. But then the end of season 2 is the end of the show for me. It wrapped things up nicely.
Seasons 3 and especially 4 are dogshit.
The Black Communist Rebellion would not exist in real life under the system set up in the show in season 4. The Japanese would just kill every single person whose skin was darker than a paper bag and make them an example to other Americans who consider rebellion.
I’d watch it again. There were some real cool moments in that show.
And checked.
Blindingly boring.
watch season 1 and nothing else.
In this moronic future, are Japan and Germany opposed to each other? Why is there a massive DMZ in the middle?
germany and japan were very uneasy allies IN ww2.
the high members of the japanese empire knew the nazis fricking hated them and were just using them but japan wanted to conquer the world just like germany so they teamed up in hopes essentially splitting the world in half between japan and germany.
They play both sides, so they always come out on top
warlords rose up
It's like Far Cry 4
they want to sorta evoke current events and politics but also not offend people who agree with it
so they make up a donut steel version
I'm gonna steal their ideas!
Anyway op is a homosexual
A million nerds have envisioned a million random fricking war scenarios and split it up in a million moronic ways.
This is just one version of nerd moronation that was also vetted by a legal department
It means nothing.
too pussy to do south and mid west vs the coasts?
Why make a movie that would be over in a week?
>California and Texas agreeing on ANYTHING
what moron came up with this?
The morons that think Texas is overrun by Californians and not Texans and Mexicans. Aka /misc/.
Texas is a fricking Mexican vassal state at this point. Since Biden won and blew open the door to immigrants the number of Texas license plates here in Louisiana has skyrocketed at least 400% and it's ALWAYS Mexicans with new-ass cars they probably spent 10 years saving up for to get the second after they get over the border.
You are all stupid the whole point is to mix the alliances up so the movie is free to do what it wants without overtly picking a side or whatever
>Make purposefully controversial film
>Pussy out completely
Probably a few reasons. To avoid red v blue politics, to make the scenario more plausible by having the 2 most populated states ally against basically the rest of the U.S and probably to dissuade any thoughts of real civil war. If they had joining states or states that shared similar politics/interests/cultures, actual people might think "hmmm this movie has a point. I don't like those other folk. Maybe it's possible". At least this way you think to yourself "this is dumb and could never happen".
A real civil war would just be truckers blocking all of the roads into and out of the cities for a few days while getting fat on all of the produce from the rural areas. Once the food riots killed off the city folk it would be over.
A real war would also include the central valley cutting off LA’s water supply about three seconds after they realize the national guard isn’t going to frick them up immediately and someone crashing a ship into the Golden Gate so Oakland’s port becomes inaccessible over water. Bet they don’t have the balls to show that
Good point. Grapevine is such a massive chokepoint + Central Valley provides food to most of the country.
T. Tulare County
A lot of areas would ship in food, places like Miami are already filled with business connections to latin america, latino corpos would trip over each other to sell food.
And how would they get past the people who control 90% of the land, 100% of the guns, and most of the military?
No. In a civil war scenario:
>the US dollar would collapse overnight, meaning people in those cities can't afford to pay for ships to bring them food
>the US farming sector crashes, and the US goes from feeding a lot of the world, too looking for handouts to avoid mass starvation.
This will send the average price of grains and food through the roof, especially those goods made in latin América you spoke of. They could either sell there food products to the rest of the world and get rich, or give them to the starving Americans as charity...which do you think they will pick?
You’re regarded if people don’t already have that mindset nowadays
>Orange man BAD!!
>LetsGoBrandon BAD!!
the two most populated states are California and New York. Texas is number 3.
New York is not the 2nd most populated state. Texas has around 10 million people on it, even Florida is larger.
Realistically Texas and California would be taken over by la Raza and Mexican cartels. Add AZ and probably NV in there too. Nor cal would be a separate faction
It takes place in the future when both are taken over by spics.
>both are taken over by spics
>future
Ah yes, keep fighting you dumb american inbreds.... This will make it easier to illegally enter your country.
>enter my gay ass country so his children can become homosexuals and trans or part black
kek. welcome Juan, enjoy your stay in the israelitenited States
>even civil war america is preferable to normal mexico
Who will fight for Pablo?
>*chainsaw revving quietly in the distance*
they should have split up washington/oregon/idaho to form Greater Idaho
>no mexico
Tbqh most Hispanic northern states would be aligned with California and Texas, they pretty much are symbiotes right now
>ohio
>remaining in the union
Predictive programming
>predictive programming
This along with Leave the World Behind sure does seem like that’s the case.
Okay so let's say it's true and the powers that be wanted this to happen, what for? the USA is in charge still, not even China with all the blusters can keep up, why ruin it with some war that could stop this gravy train?
You were witness to the last three years and you still don't know why they do this. If you haven't figured it out yet there's no helping you.
It's always they with you isn't it Ivan
It's reverse Predictive Programming. Like the other anon said it's trying to dissuade people from Civil War.
>civil war
>state by state
Lmao. There'd be no front. I'd barely even call it a war.
Imagine the conflicts the US has lost since WWII but way worse because it's a multiracial society, and it would go on for decades.
Why did you Black folk keep calling it "A24 Civil War"? It's almost like you're marketing it.
its odd A24 distributing a large scale action movie.
from a shill perspective maybe
nobody gives half a shit
To not confuse it with Captain America
Zero chance Utah/Colorado/Nevada/Arizona stay aligned in the future. There will be fights to the death over the Colorado River's water. All the boomers in Phoenix are consuming way too much of it
The vast majority of water being used is California.
Arizona is not a water hog it has local water sources that aren’t the Colorado you ignorant moron
we don't sign our posts here
Hahahahahah
I thought the supreme court doesn't allow starters to secede from the union
why is Vermont on there twice?
theres two Vermonts
North Vermont and South Vermont.
West Vermont, East Vermont.
Literally basic middle school US geography
>he doesn't know about Shadow Vermont
you'll find out soon enough boy
>UNKNOWN
Oh we know baaby
>not the Holy Empire Of Zion
The Neo-Steppe Wyoming Khanate will not allow this intrusion into southwest WY. However, we will allow you Mormons to establish a trade mission at Evanston to buy beer with ABV above 3.2%
Why does the president want a 3rd term?
"Gee Billy -- how come your mom lets you have two Vermonts?"
just saw the trailer and honestly it sounds kino. I'm not a mutt so I don't really give a shit or know enough about le real world states and politics but there's not enough movies about American soil itself being in the middle of wars and conflict.
Sure there's plenty of movies about terrorists attacking places and America v Zombies/Diseases/Godzilla and The Purge movies but never some all out war kino; especially between Americans.
The name? Hyde. Samuel Hyde.
its fiction
buts its not going to stop you spamming half baked rage bait for weeks will it
these comments are so funny, like most of you don't realise they intended those separations so people wouldn't pick a side based on recent political affiliations/bias. They don't want you to root for a side, they want to show you the destruction that would be brought by a civil war, it's not that hard to figure. This is not a political leaning piece, ain't no winners, just losers and casualties
chuddybuddies are going to get sore cheeks over this one for sure
it's just going to be non-whites vs. whites, dude.
I mean... Someone would win. Probably the white people with all the guns and farmland.
it does not look like a serious civil war movie showing the horror of war lmao, it's tinged with a24 irony for a start. And showing all these infographs laying out the lore like they don't want people to hype it up and pick sides, get real.
>war bad
No shit and that's why this movie will be boring. Where are the stakes?
"Oh no, journalists have to struggle to get the truth out but are shot at by the rebel baddies... but the government are also baddies?! NO WAY?!"
It is just rehashed schlock with a new cover of paint. Why can't film makers risk pissing off folks to make a statement anymore? I would prefer a show/film to have a communist revolution and unambiguously support the commies, because at least that could be fun to watch/critique.
they want to dissuade you from fighting for a better country.
Keep you good and complacent like cattle who are afraid of your own shadows.
>civil war being a state vs state thing
If you unironically dont think some kind of massive unrest wont just turn into a fricking race/culture war you are dribbling out of touch moron
New Hampshire isn't listed buy Vermont is listed twice. Someone is getting fired.
New Hampshire was renamed to Vermont because they're basically the same shit
>missouri
>supporting the feds
get. the. frick. out.
how are the guinea pigs doing?
I'm unknown.
>California and Texas
Only if Texas decisively overwhelmed California early on and made it our own.
>made it our own
>our
You're a grown man who lives with his mom. You wouldn't do a frickin thing.
>You're a grown man who lives with his mom.
You got me all wrong. I'm not from California.
This is so fricking stupid. If California and Florida are both warzones, people are going to starve to death, and war won't continue long enough to get nice explosions everywhere for cinematic cable news visuals.
>Cailee Spaeny as the daughter
we will be watching.
only way NV can be surrounded like that without being absorbed is if A51 has UFOs
California and Texas alliance is already moronic and they made it even worse by showing that there's no land bridge between their two territories. There are already theories about this movie and one I'm partial to is that they had to make the scenario kind of ridiculous because a realistic US Civil War would have been too uncomfortablely plausible. Something the 1920 Irish Civil War except on a continental scale, with modern weapons and technology. Car bombs, petty assassinations, no one quite knows which side anyone else is on, public is stressed and paranoid and doesn't know who to trust. A conflict where you could sign your death warrant without even realizing what you were doing. You sell a few cars to the wrong person and 8 days later a death squad comes and kills you in your bedroom. But we can't do something like that because it would be too real and too ambiguous. It would scare people. So we get jets and tanks and an army invading DC in a pitched battle to take over the White House.
Also Jesse Plemon's character is clearly a Bad White Conservative in the most unsubtle way I've ever seen.
>Wearing literal rose colored glasses
>Literally has blood on his hands
Nazi Germany and Japan formed an alliance and they were on opposite sides of the world with no ability to even communicate.
It's not only the land bridge issue, but also the fact that California and Texas are worlds apart culturally as well, on what planet are the californian and texan governments gonna agree with each other on anything
Germany and Japan had their own spheres of influence that didn't neighbor each other. Their pacts were political and situational. They both had similar goals in the German Lebensraum and the Co-Prosperity Sphere. They mostly wanted to tie each other's opponents down. The Soviets and Japanese could have waged a land war, but didn't and honored a non-aggression pack for political and logistical reasons on each side. The Japanese attacked the US in an attempt to undercut any possible serious opposition in the Pacific. This benefited both sides.
I'm from Texas, in Texas, near Austin. You can smell a Californian, you can hear it in their voice, you can pick them out walking down the street. No alliance is happening. This lore is straight unimaginative.
Cali refugees got priced out by their own chosen policies, now they infest Austin by doing it all over again. GREAT!
Great Lakes bros rise up. Its time we secede from this rotten union.
keep that lake nice and safe for us, we're going t drink it dry using your skulls as cups.
The next American civil war is not going to be a matter of state vs state, like the last one, which was really more reminiscent of a typical war between two countries rather than a civil war. The civil war will be fought in every town, in every street, in every county across America.
a mix between the spanish civil war and the yugoslav wars
It's a shame in the right hands it could be kino but this just isn't the guy
>no west virginia
California & Texas?? WTF is A24 doing??
>alt history civil war
troon bait, all the political nerds will be all over this one
> South Carolina isn't part of the seceding states
Whoever wrote this trash is ignorant.
>two of the most oil rich and most populated states teaming up
Hmm. I couldn't see how an alliance not joined by a border would work though.
>no love for alaska
You can join the Great Lakes alliance. You have lots of water right?
the frick would minnesota, wisconsin and michigan be able to do against homosexuals like commiefornia and DC
Californians will never be able to cross the desert to get us. And we can sneak up on DC from New York like George Washington. We have boats.
with what like 20 million people, the areas is big and not that many people to defend it, it makes more sense to throw your lot in with another power
The unknown faction seems like natural kin.
>doesn't realize two weeks ago Wisconsin was home to the second largest army in the world just cuz it was the last weekend of deer season
absolutely NGMI
The Florida Alliance welcomes Alaska and cheeseburger paradise (formerly Puerto Rico)
Activate operation 4 of spades over
Are we all still meeting up at that waffle house?
>implying China wouldn't immediately invade if this happened
>no Navy
Getting real sick of Chinagays.
Nah, they'd rather invade Taiwan now that the Americans are preoccupied with their own shit.
US not paying attention to them doesn't make them magically have force projection.
>worlds apart culturally
It's really getting sad that people believe this shit. Surface level nonsense is implied to be such driving forces of people's character.
Invade on what, the Soviet scrap metal they bought from the Russians? It would unironically be more ridiculous than the Russian naval landing in New York in CoD MW3.
At most, they'd invade Taiwan and maybe support an insurgency in Hawaii to create a sympathetic government
Invade how you fricking idiot
Arizona, Utah, Wyoming, and Idaho would be annexed by the Mormons and be The Nation of Deseret.
kingdom*
Thinking it would be states and not just a few blue island shities being starved into capitulation
Was this supposed to be a Zack Snyder because that's the vibe I got
why would oregon, washington, and idaho not be part of western forces and are unknown?
The rural and urban areas hate each other enough to probably prevent choosing a side right away. The urban population would likely want to side with California and cut off the entire coast, and the rural side have their own libertarian Fargo faction while they're cut off from the conservative South by a bunch of federal cuck states.
I imagine California and Texas team up only because they are each large enough to be their own country and got into some shared disagreement over sovereignty with the federal government.
The South is literally Confederacy 2.0, just taking advantage of the situation, not through their own forces.
Why would California and Texas be on the same team?
It's called fiction
all those gay mexicans both states collect like fleas
Alex Garland a Brit hasn't a fricking clue. IGNORE.
Missouri would 100% be in that Florida Alliance
Georgia too. This time we’ll burn down Atlanta ourselves.
The frick is this? What are they supposed to be fighting over? Why the frick would Texas and California do their own thing? So many questions.
I like how Cali has to be the good guys, but because they're a bunch of pussies not even calitards making this believe they'd win without actual men backing them up, and not just Oregon and Washington which would be far more likely in this scenario. Hell, norcal would probably team up with Arizona and Nevada to institute the Purge in socal before doing anything about the east.
A Texas and California confederation might be a bit of a problem due to the large population, strong economies, and large area to subdue. But the US national guard (once federalised) would have the rest of those states back in line pretty quick.
SLAVA UKRAINI
It could have been a good movie if they made it based on current politics and how things will actually go with the government and israel and everything else but nah they just made shit up and put trannies in it for THE MESSAGE.
Absolute trash lmao.
Someone should make an indie version it'll be way better.
Wait a second... How the hell can California and Texas launch an offensive against the USA without annexing New Mexico, Nevada, and Arizona? Those would be key stepping stones to regional power.
My favorite Onion article of all time is about the National Funk Congress' split on the Get-Up/Get-Down issue.
They might have seized parts of those states' teritory to form a land bridge without said states formally joining their alliance.
Could be a subplot in the movie
I hope you're right. For the sake of muh suspension of disbelief.
>West Virginia phased itself out of existence
Nobody gives a frick about those hillbillies. All they got is coal and timber.
Sounds like future strategic resources after the civil war goes nuclear
They have the same strategic resources as every other state in the North East and Mid Atlantic. Big woop.
>no one gives a frick about them AND they have strategic resources
So they win twice?
i forgot to mention that a hillbilly raped me in 1981
U old.
South florida is not gonna join with the south. South florida is like another state completely.
Can this film meme an actual civil war into happening? KEK
You think one hasn't been brewing for the last sixty years?
I know I'm kinda joking, it's in your face predictive programming
I think that might be the intention. The first step to revolution is to make it seem plausible that it could actually happen. Movies like this will do that.
They're actually taking this seriously? Because this is gay as frick
Is it pre-election propaganda? We are less than a year away.
most definitely. it's more about what they don't show in the trailer. they'll probably say oh after a republican was voted in this happened.
Most of these states are so reliant on federal grants, subsidies, etc. it would be stoopid to foment a rebellion.
>Let's replace what little stability we enjoy with complete anarchy.
Nobody wants their money cut off.
I don't think the map is supposed to be a true picture of territory controlled, just a diagram of each state government's faction affiliation. Even within texmexafornia the "western forces" control will prob just be a spiderweb connecting their biggest population centres and national guard bases in between which sit US army forts and loyalist regions
Why will Texas ally with California?
mexicans allying with other mexicans
Hypothetically if both California and Texas wanted to throw off federal control for their own reasons, they might see helping each other out as the most pragmatic way to achieve that, with the expectation that they'll go their separate ways afterwards.
There is little chance that California and Texas would find enough ideological middle ground to work together. The only slight chance would be if California mandated all California transplants were required to leave Texas forever.
It's more of a union of convenience. California's economy rivals that of most small nations. Both states have a lot to offer each other if they both decided to gain independence from the USA.
Who needs ideological middle ground? The US is conducting joint operations with the Taliban against ISIS-K RIGHT NOW
The US is drone striking ISIS K to give the Taliban an advantage, that's a far cry from joint operations.
California:
>you have to go back
>other countries fight civil wars based on serious life and death issues like ethnic and religious divisions, famine and hunger, colonial rule and subjugation
>amerimutts think they're going to fight a civil war over troony rights
Embarrassing
trailer looked like a cheap college student film with lots of bad CGI
not gonna watch this even pirated
No one cares
>he doesnt know
I want to see the United States engaging in atrocities against the rebels forcing them into the stone age and for Jesse Plemons character to be a badass literally me character
>No Cascadia
One job.
Texas and California would never side with eachother. Even if every single person in California moved to Texas, even if the issue being debated was whether or not to continue breathing, one state would always pick the opposite position of the other. What a moronic movie.
Basically East coast vs. West coast
We Black folk lol
They forgot my state exists apparently.
Uknown checking in
before you ask, no, frick off, we're full
this movie is already based for getting all of the sodabrained walmart flyover tubbies upset and seething.
This, Americans live in such high quality they have to make movies to invent problems. Even in thirdie counteies they still manage without civil wars
It's Pop you coastie motherfricker, you'll pay for that!
you know that one theory that disney named frozen so that if you typed "disney frozen head" or whatever that would pop up?
yeah, like that
>Pacific Northwest and surrounding states
>...and Minnesota?
>UNKNOWN
Is that so?
o/
by the rising of the moon...
proud member of the florida alliance here. I'm gonna hang some northerners.
I find it strange that there have been efforts to make a Civil War 2.0 movie for a long time but they always get delayed/cancelled and yet this one is happening. I guess you could argue that they are just capitalizing on peoples fears but it still feels strange we're getting one all of a sudden.
The best thing about this is that you know it's predictive programing. The rest of the world gets to watch as the US falls into civil war next year. Kino is back on the menu boys.
did the person who made this not understand American politics and regional sentiment?
Meth Damon is always kino as a psycho. Can't wait to watch this movie.
>a24
trash it
>Arizona
>not in rebellion
Frick this gay shit!
WTF it's completely lopsided in favor of the United States. What kind of epic struggle is that?