A rat lives in my pipes

How do I kill it?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Either lure it out and trap it then drown it in a bucket, or poison it and hope it doesn't stink when it decays.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hang up a sign that says "Only gay rats live in pipes"
    He'll be so ashamed and embarassed he'll leave immediately.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Burn it out.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mix a dilute solution of breach and vinegar. And dump it down the drain.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mr Chang? Is that you? I promise I'll have the rent on time next month! Don't put me in the soup! Squeak squeak!

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bleach and vinegar make chlorine gas.
        moron. I want op to gas the rat.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Leave him alone homosexual.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I read on PrepHole that you can kill rats with dehydrated mashed potatoes, leave a pile of potatoes in one place, place water container in an another place, make sure that they are not near. The way this works is that rats eat the meshed potatoes, they fill their stomachs full and they thirsty, so the rats drink the water as they drink the potatoes will expand in their stomachs, soon their stomach bursts and the rats die.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did you happen to hear this from the same family member who told you that years of constant single beeps is a sign that your smoke detector is working properly?

      But hey; if they thirsty then they gotsta drank.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >1 oz mashed potato flakes
      >1 oz water
      >10 oz mashed potatoes
      Ok, this isn’t how this works.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        weight =/= volume

        I'm with you but also not

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      i also know this with a 50/50 mixture of plaster of paris an flour, and a bit of sugar, the rats eat it athen the plaster hardens in their stomach

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Those look more like spider eggs than rat shit tbh

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    You wanna get it out, not let it die in there. If you get one of those drain snakes that hooks on to a drill you could probably blend him up lol

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are they crunchy/hollow? Look more like fly pupae

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gas em out

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    How the hell does a rat live IN your pipes? Is the drain pipe just never used or something? I can't see a rat choosing to live inside a pipe that's always getting a bunch of water put through it.

    Lay some glue traps where the rat turds are, you'll get it eventually. Then if it's a drain that's in use, install a metal grate on the drain opening. If it's a drain that's not in use, seal it off.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dump some Liquid Fire down there, that should cook the bastard. Also, maybe it’s just my tism but why is there caulking around what looks like a toilet line, you won’t know if you have a proper seal or leak until it’s a problem?

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Miniature gas chamber?

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >A rat lives in my pipes
    You got the issue because you dont have one of those flushback traps, sorry to tell ya. They arent that cheap and prolly not the cheapest to install. Expect 300-500 bucks maybe ? I may be way off on that cus im a tard.

    Either way, know this, Rats are extremely intelligent animals and can sense windflow 300 ft of piping away. It will know when you are coming.

    Install the backflow trap, and meanwhile ,you can try setting up traps for your disguisting rat problem. Or maybe just gas the pipeline if possible (probably isnt, lel).

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Rats are extremely intelligent animals
      I've got one in my kitchen, but it's been avoiding my traps.
      If the trap misses it the first time (but still snaps), are they smart enough to know to not fall for it in future?
      I put my finger in it to test that it's still working and it snapped down on my finger and cut it up pretty badly, causing lots of blood.
      And I did it again a few days ago just to make sure it's still working - and it is.
      But the stupid rat will still not go in it.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Couldn't the deep state, instead of reading all our posts and emails and constantly watching us on all our cell phones, spend some times to get into the minds of rats instead? Maybe try mind controlling them into doing useful stuff liking cleaning out our french drains and footers and just tidying up in general, maybe kill that one butthole cricket that's been in my garage for 6 months? You'd think that would benefit all of humanity.

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.amazon.com/Bell-Labs-Trapper-T-Rex-Traps/dp/B0084X5ONI
    Fill the trap with chunky peanut butter, leave them alone near where the rats are and over the course of a week or two you'll have dead rats. Check the trap a couple times a day and move the traps around to different areas. Clean up any blood or piss from the dead rats as other rats won't want to go near that area where they smell another rat died. Every time rats move in under my shed I pull these things out and it kills them off real quick.

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    blow in lighter gas and ignite it

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >1 phonograph player
    >1 record of "The Stripper" by David Rose Orchet
    >1 sexy female rat costume
    >1 extra large wooden mallet
    >Don the costume
    >Play record and dance around
    >When rat comes out of pipe, hit rat with mallet
    Simple as

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well just stomp a cat down the drain, and flush some cat food down the toilet like once a week.

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    you've found the israelite

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hear that wooden doors and delousing agents work wonders.

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    pour bleach and ammonia down the drain.

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    you need a tunnel snake, they rule

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >A rat lives in my pipes
    Do you live in New York perchance?

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    do u leave a lot of food out in your apartment? do u not store ur food in well sealed containers? do u live in apartment bldg where neighbors do not seal their food well?

    put all ur food in plastic storage bins and keep it out of cupboards on shelves in the middle of the kitchen or dining room (high traffic areas) or in the fridge for a few weeks. rats and mice like to eat in quiet undisturbed areas.

    i mean just use a non kill cage trap and drive him to a park at least 10 miles away

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