I’ve gone from being a kiss-less handhold-less virgin to having sex during the special military operation and I’m 30. A year was more than enough time to actually get a girlfriend even with dating apps
>STOP right there, VDV scum. >You've violated the ammo supply chain to Wagner >I'm confiscating your 152 mm HE shells, now pay my soldiers wages or it's off to Gulag >*Resist Ammunition request* >THEN PAY WITH YOUR RIFLE ROUNDS >HUURGH! AHAA! I'VE FOUGHT T-I-G-E-R-S MORE FIERCE THAN YOU! YOU MOBILISED ARE ALL THE SAME, ALL VODKA, NO -ACK!
I actually have a predisposition to this which necessitated me to learn how to untangle dem nuts myself. Doesn't happen often really, but I'm ready for any eventuality. You on the other hand...
Why is everyone worried about this? If your balls got twistied and fell off you'd be a women, and posters here have repeatedly assured me I'd never have to worry about that happening.
Post the one without Prigozhin or you get double twisty nut till Bakhmut falls...
post the uncencored one so i can jack off
Uncensored pls
https://i.imgur.com/0EEc9wJ.jpg
Frick you.
Post the original.
You shall find what you seek
https://mega.nz/folder/I2AWUB4J#Cy34N8auTqjaAmMDqeDrUw/folder/p65AQSgC
https://mega.nz/folder/LO4ijS5J#XdQ3s90m0f3eFbliMoQ4lA/folder/TGhEjJ4C
>literally a fraction of Azov-chan porn, as most of it disappeared or was not cataloged >I probably hold the single largest collection. >I have no plans to release it.
You shall find what you seek
https://mega.nz/folder/I2AWUB4J#Cy34N8auTqjaAmMDqeDrUw/folder/p65AQSgC
https://mega.nz/folder/LO4ijS5J#XdQ3s90m0f3eFbliMoQ4lA/folder/TGhEjJ4C
>literally a fraction of Azov-chan porn, as most of it disappeared or was not cataloged >I probably hold the single largest collection. >I have no plans to release it.
Why can't it happen again? Did you get yours fixed permanently? Or did they have to chop your ball off? Mine sometimes twist 180degrees and I just twist it back myself. It doesn't happen when I wear the right underwear tho.
... Also its really nothing major, the pain is excruciating, but the surgery is a one day thing next day you walk (like you shat yourself). The pain was like i couldnt stand up, so i lied in my bed rolled up for an entire day, but there are cases where people puke due to the pain.
NO PLEASE NOT AGAIN
(you'd think after all these years i'd be able to recognize one of these posts by the amount of (you)'s but nope i'm still a moron)
Look, I'm a simple man, and I try to take joy in life's simpler pleasures.
So could someanon hook me up with the original uncensored version of that Marichka, please and thank you?
Dude I explained this issue to someone completely unaware it existed. I feel like I ruined his life... Knowing is half the battle though. You bet his ass he's watching himself when he shifts position or sits down. I sure do
So you know that this shit doesn't autoplay right? You've been posting the same 5 webms for about 48 hours now and typing past crying eyes saying you're "triggering the hohols" but you do know that nobody plays this shit when you name it homosexual shit like "PIGGERINO IS DEAD LOL!" So to me it just looks like this, a blurry dude standing in a field. Never seen the video, never will. It just confirms to everyone that you're a butthurt turd worlder running damage control for free.
vatniks can't into aesthetics. They don't understand the appeal of a normal looking dude just staying completely ice cold even when death seems inevitable.
I do not understand how they can post it without making the mental connection that everyone thinks that guy is a badass and they're only emboldening nafochads
Russians and their supporters are animals, nothing more. They only back Putin and his cronies because they believe they are strong, and when their chosen strong men commit atrocities they see it as a display of strength, no matter if the target of their sadism is a child, a woman, or an unarmed man.
Bakhmut stands strong, a city unbroken,
Russia's might yet to be awoken,
Their forces gather, ready to strike,
But Bakhmut's defenses prove hard to spike.
The people there are proud and brave,
Their will to resist unyielding and unswayed,
They know the cost of surrendering,
To Russia's rule, their freedom surrendering.
The streets still hum with life and sound,
The buildings standing tall and proud,
Defying Russia's every whim,
The city's spirit strong and dim.
The soldiers on the walls keep watch,
Their eyes sharp, their aim top-notch,
Defending Bakhmut with all their might,
Against the enemy's overwhelming blight.
Russia may yet take the city someday,
But Bakhmut's resilience won't sway,
Their people, their spirit, their pride,
Will stand strong, never to be denied.
So Russia, take heed and take care,
Bakhmut's strength is not to be dared,
Their will unbreakable, their courage high,
Bakhmut will never wither or die.
7.5 / 10
I'm going to ignore the slant rhyming and focus on the scansion: there's some lines that feel a little forced, a little janky. Rhythm doesn't resolve down to a series of immutable laws; it's an art, not a science. Work on developing a feel for it.
You have talent, Anon. Keep at it.
In a normal military, what happens if a general blackmails his superiors and threatens to withdraw an entire division from a city against direct orders?
No, I won't reply to it. I'm into that shit, and I'm gonna enjoy my hours of pain.
It takes away the mental pain that I suffer looking at the state of this frickdamned world.
I'll get you Zelensky and your stupid cat too
At this rate I will get laid before Bakhmut falls.
Tfw you never get laid and Bakhmut never falls...
Talking to girls isn't that hard anon
(Neither is talking to boys if that's your thing)
I’ve gone from being a kiss-less handhold-less virgin to having sex during the special military operation and I’m 30. A year was more than enough time to actually get a girlfriend even with dating apps
>has sex
>
Frick off normalgay
>I am once again asking for your ammunition support.
underrated
sigh, have a (you)
thanks fren
>STOP right there, VDV scum.
>You've violated the ammo supply chain to Wagner
>I'm confiscating your 152 mm HE shells, now pay my soldiers wages or it's off to Gulag
>*Resist Ammunition request*
>THEN PAY WITH YOUR RIFLE ROUNDS
>HUURGH! AHAA! I'VE FOUGHT T-I-G-E-R-S MORE FIERCE THAN YOU! YOU MOBILISED ARE ALL THE SAME, ALL VODKA, NO -ACK!
didn't he capture a whole lot of WW2 stock?
Post the one without Prigozhin or you get double twisty nut till Bakhmut falls...
Prigozhin must watch.
Ya mudda
:_;
I actually have a predisposition to this which necessitated me to learn how to untangle dem nuts myself. Doesn't happen often really, but I'm ready for any eventuality. You on the other hand...
>which necessitated me to learn how to untangle dem nuts myself.
Post tutorial.
Inquiring minds want to know.
What if I want Mari4ka to make me experience testicular torsion?
UOOOH
nooo
post the uncencored one so i can jack off
rude
ok
gaygit
>~<
She's pretty hot ngl
bump
plz no twisty balls
frig off
I'm not gonna risk it
Frick you
FRICK YOU!
AND I'M GONNA GET IT CHECK
Man
Uncensored pls
frick
I hate that no one ever pays respect to the origin of the stupid Russian propoganda cat image.
What is it exactly?
I won't say I was expecting that, but I also won't say I didn't enjoy it. The circle is now complete.
>channels icon is a israeli star
Huh
s-source?
Frick u, my balls started itching as soon as I read this
I got the Pupper
Frick you.
Post the original.
Why is everyone worried about this? If your balls got twistied and fell off you'd be a women, and posters here have repeatedly assured me I'd never have to worry about that happening.
It's not a GreenTeaNeko comic, you'd still be a male, just with a severe case of ball pain.
Right back at you.
Frick you anon
no u
You shall find what you seek
https://mega.nz/folder/I2AWUB4J#Cy34N8auTqjaAmMDqeDrUw/folder/p65AQSgC
https://mega.nz/folder/LO4ijS5J#XdQ3s90m0f3eFbliMoQ4lA/folder/TGhEjJ4C
>literally a fraction of Azov-chan porn, as most of it disappeared or was not cataloged
>I probably hold the single largest collection.
>I have no plans to release it.
Hot
Danke, anon.
You are a gentleman and a scholar.
You're doing God's work. Keep it up.
Neat. Some of my art is still there.
I used to draw a couple of it, but anons in /uhg/ didn't like it so I stopped.
Turns out I already have it bookmarked.
>Nice
Is there any where she's pregnant?
Ligma balls
Bugger off
but why
please spare my nuts
Better safe than sorry.
Hey
Black person
I ain't one to take chances.
Fug
Please don't
Goddammit
Fugg
Please no!
welp here you go
Balls
(You)
CAPTCHA: XRSKYY
.
Ok I replied
dammit
Please no!
checkeed!!!
🙁 Why anon.
TEMPO TEMPO TEMPO
oh god damnit
(you)
Fugg
Die.
I'm gonna cum inside Maritchka
i hate you
lewd
you bastard
Please spare me my testicles
I'm not taking any chances
You better pray I don’t find you in the trenches
Take your (You). Take it!
I reply to that post.
>those reply's
Holy fricking shit /k/ is full of brain dead newbie tourists
seems like someone's jealous
The israeli god is fake and made up
Have a You(You).
frick off
In marichka we trust
Slava Ukraine
bump
god lord no
>pussy is the same color as her hat
Was the intent of the artist to make her vegana look moldy?
She's wearing green panties you moron
she wearing green p-p-pantsu
Panties.
ono
Bitch
c**t
heio
Ok
Bitch
füg
frick you
not gonna get me
Reply.
These are always bullshit, but frick that.
Hmm
SEXO WITH HOHOLS SMELLY GIRLS
source?
see
Alright
Frick
A'ight.
ree
marichka plz sit on my face
UKRAINIAN PIGGU
Fugg
confound you
Frick you
:((
frick
GOD I WANT TO FRICK MARICHKA
Frick
BUILT FOR AFRICAN MEN
Sod off.
God dammit, anon
OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT
I actually don't even know what that is.
no twist pls
Hate you
frick you
i have testicular torsion every night
i should probaby see a doctor
you don't. If you had torsion every night you'd be in indescribable pain. You probably just have cramps
Oh shit
Sneed.
I'll end this with a fat Bakhmut immunity dog
I reply to you.
tempo
TEMPO TEMPO TEMPO
frick you
You
Beep Beep Lettuce
I like having working nuts
Kys ivanski
May your left lung collapse into cow hearts
I hope you shit yourself tonight
TZD
(You) Bastard.
Frick
frick you
eyebrows lifted and testicals twisted... mmmm can you feel it khokhals???
Desperately trying to phone captcha
cant risk it
😛
You fricking wiener goblin
No
EEEEEEEEEEEEHH
NOT MY TESTICLES
gib marichka gf pls
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
oh shit
:^)
Not today motherfricker, Slava Ukraini
Not today satan
Scratching my balls now
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
man that's just fricking cheating
damn, here's your (you) bastard
Impressive.
postan'
Bazinga
(You)
bump
Bitch
Frick you
no señor por favor no
now that just tickles my pickle
>Cropped feet = 3/10
AVA UKRANYA KOHKOOHLHOS
I don wan the ball tweest
Jokes on you, i had it before and got my nuts permanently attached to the inside of my ballsack.
I have ovaries
Damn
bump
Tonight, or in two weeks?
(You).
Damn it
Geigh
frick you
I thought it was going to be a Your mother post
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
wasnt going to respond but i had a nightmare about this the other night so here you go you bastard b***h
Frick you.
Blyat you
I want to frick her so bad it's unreal.
I don't have immunity dog downloaded to this computer so you win this time, homosexual
No
frick off
frick you
bump
most replies I've ever seen
>
Ow my balls
Please no
Black person
FUVK
frick you
no
Sneed
Frick you
gimi
aww NUTS
Slava ukraine
+
Black person homosexual israelite
heres a (You), unfortunately i already had testicular torsion, so it cant happen again anyways.
Why can't it happen again? Did you get yours fixed permanently? Or did they have to chop your ball off? Mine sometimes twist 180degrees and I just twist it back myself. It doesn't happen when I wear the right underwear tho.
had a surgery, dont know what they did specifically, but they fixed my nut to my nutsack somehow.
... Also its really nothing major, the pain is excruciating, but the surgery is a one day thing next day you walk (like you shat yourself). The pain was like i couldnt stand up, so i lied in my bed rolled up for an entire day, but there are cases where people puke due to the pain.
Frick off
NO PLEASE NOT AGAIN
(you'd think after all these years i'd be able to recognize one of these posts by the amount of (you)'s but nope i'm still a moron)
>(You)
Look, I'm a simple man, and I try to take joy in life's simpler pleasures.
So could someanon hook me up with the original uncensored version of that Marichka, please and thank you?
hey man. tell me, what is your hobby and I will provide you with the uncensored thing.
aieeeeeee
I like Ukrainian women
No
really?
Dude I explained this issue to someone completely unaware it existed. I feel like I ruined his life... Knowing is half the battle though. You bet his ass he's watching himself when he shifts position or sits down. I sure do
Ok
Fricking
Ach du lieber Gott
Period pain is worse and it happens every month.
Oh shit
frick you Black person
had a scare recently. I ain't taking any chances mf
no u
b***h homosexual
After having a moron moment a few months ago when I was convinced one of my balls had disappeared, I am not taking any more risks
Eat Shit.
Shit, I'm not risking it.
REEEEE
reeeeeeeee
frick you
Least successful (You) farmer
Aw man.
stop
.
bastarde
k
you fricking Black person
frick you
Have a (you).
Frick you
(You)
ok
God damn it
Got them b***hes.
Clean it up waggie.
QRD?
Killing prisoners, Ukrainian told them to frick themselves.
Pigger did war crimes
Pigger surrendered.
Bad idea.
These war crimes, may I see them?
His father's crack pipe is his source, not even a first-person account of the cope.
>poojeet RIDF continues to dedicate his workless days and welfare checks to shill
>FOR FREE NO LESS
So you know that this shit doesn't autoplay right? You've been posting the same 5 webms for about 48 hours now and typing past crying eyes saying you're "triggering the hohols" but you do know that nobody plays this shit when you name it homosexual shit like "PIGGERINO IS DEAD LOL!" So to me it just looks like this, a blurry dude standing in a field. Never seen the video, never will. It just confirms to everyone that you're a butthurt turd worlder running damage control for free.
>blank firing adapter
What are you trying to demonstrate here
Lol he deleted it because he didn't notice the blank firing adapter. What a brown
desperate to get an ip range ban lmao
PrepHole would improve dramatically if asiaticmoot rangebanned India, Russia and China.
My favourite webm of the war, absolute chad ukie. Best part is vatniks keep posting it to remind us of how superior ukraine is
>the Chad accepter
>the virgin tantrum throwers
He'll be remembered
vatniks can't into aesthetics. They don't understand the appeal of a normal looking dude just staying completely ice cold even when death seems inevitable.
I do not understand how they can post it without making the mental connection that everyone thinks that guy is a badass and they're only emboldening nafochads
Russians and their supporters are animals, nothing more. They only back Putin and his cronies because they believe they are strong, and when their chosen strong men commit atrocities they see it as a display of strength, no matter if the target of their sadism is a child, a woman, or an unarmed man.
Bakhmut stands strong, a city unbroken,
Russia's might yet to be awoken,
Their forces gather, ready to strike,
But Bakhmut's defenses prove hard to spike.
The people there are proud and brave,
Their will to resist unyielding and unswayed,
They know the cost of surrendering,
To Russia's rule, their freedom surrendering.
The streets still hum with life and sound,
The buildings standing tall and proud,
Defying Russia's every whim,
The city's spirit strong and dim.
The soldiers on the walls keep watch,
Their eyes sharp, their aim top-notch,
Defending Bakhmut with all their might,
Against the enemy's overwhelming blight.
Russia may yet take the city someday,
But Bakhmut's resilience won't sway,
Their people, their spirit, their pride,
Will stand strong, never to be denied.
So Russia, take heed and take care,
Bakhmut's strength is not to be dared,
Their will unbreakable, their courage high,
Bakhmut will never wither or die.
>tfw Sabaton makes a song about Bakhmut
7.5 / 10
I'm going to ignore the slant rhyming and focus on the scansion: there's some lines that feel a little forced, a little janky. Rhythm doesn't resolve down to a series of immutable laws; it's an art, not a science. Work on developing a feel for it.
You have talent, Anon. Keep at it.
seems like the ukro also browses here
Jwu, wtf is happening, why so many jannied posts
Butthurt zigger gore spammer
Thank you for your sacrifice
segs :DD
>6 hours
In a normal military, what happens if a general blackmails his superiors and threatens to withdraw an entire division from a city against direct orders?
where are my shells, monke?
No, I won't reply to it. I'm into that shit, and I'm gonna enjoy my hours of pain.
It takes away the mental pain that I suffer looking at the state of this frickdamned world.
what the frick is happening in the catalog