They know they can’t. It’s our 1989 brother, end of israeli communist rule. They can either frick off peacefully or initiate a draft and get lynched by several hundred million disillusioned Americans.
ISRAELI ZILLENNIALS HATE NETANYAHU
IRANIAN ZILLENNIALS HATE KHAMENEI
AMERICAN ZILLENNIALS HATE BIDEN
THE ENTIRE GOAL IS TO DRAFT YOUR ASS AND SEND YOU TO DIE AGAINST OTHER PEOPLE WHO HAVE BEEN DRAFTED IN A WAR NO ONE BELIEVES IN SO ALL THE RICH FRICKS (mostly israeli) CAN REMAIN IN POWER AFTER EVERYTHING IS BOMBED TO HELL
RATHER THAN MERELY GIVE YOU A PIECE OF LAND TO CALL YOUR OWN, THEY WOULD RATHER KILL YOU
>OH NO HAMAS IS ATTACKING >HAHA ISRAEL BOMBED THOSE PALESTINIAN KIDS >OH NO IRAN IS GOING TO WAR
THIS IS SO FAKE
THIS IS THE FAKEST SHIT I'VE EVER SEEN
I'M CONVINCED ALL OF THESE GOVERNMENTS WANT WAR BECAUSE ISRAEL CAN'T SOLVE ITS HOUSING CRISIS AND IRAN HAS 30% UNEMPLOYMENT BETWEEN THE AGES OF 18-39 AND A FRICKTON OF PEOPLE WHO WENT TO UNIVERSITY AND CAN'T FIND JOBS AS PETROLEUM ENGINEERS
OIL PRICES WILL SPIKE, TECH AND WAR COMPANIES WILL SEE THEIR VALUATIONS MOON IF ONLY THERE IS A WAR
AND THE PRICE IS THE DEATH OF 50% OF MEN AGED 15-44 ALL ACROSS THE PLANET. IMAGINE HOW MUCH IT MUST SUCK TO BE A 70YO IRANIAN BOOMER, OR AN ISRAELI BOOMER, OR AN AMERICAN BOOMER IF YOUR STOCKS GO UP, YOUR SONS ALL DIE AND YOU "HAVE TO" TAKE ON THE DUTY OF REPOPULATING WITH YOUR SON'S HOT GIRLFRIEND
What about the Sino-Korean front? When will NATO engage with Russia? Seems like there still needs to be some movement for all out WW3, but I might be wrong.
not all wars are fake,theres Rolex wearing rich kids running things in think tanks nowdays, kissinger isnt pulling string so much alone anymore, its morans in charge. usa and wedst have technological edge but thats about that, world peace is still something they couldnt bring...sadly
2 more weeks, nothing ever happens.
2 More Hours (Unironically).
Its all ogre now
Should I empty my credit card to stock supplies now or wait a little longer?
>Should I empty my credit card to stock supplies now or wait a little longer?
anon, you were supposed to do that 1 week ago, unironically.
So he still has another week?
he has 2 more weeks
Oh okay. Business as usual.
You should’ve been doing this since 2020 lmao
I stocked up but then inflation happened so I went through my supplies and now I'm doubly fricked 🙁
it's ok, not like anyone is going to survive for long based off what's coming.
>tfw my gay ass country is gonna try and draft me
They know they can’t. It’s our 1989 brother, end of israeli communist rule. They can either frick off peacefully or initiate a draft and get lynched by several hundred million disillusioned Americans.
YOU DON'T GET IT moron
ISRAELI ZILLENNIALS HATE NETANYAHU
IRANIAN ZILLENNIALS HATE KHAMENEI
AMERICAN ZILLENNIALS HATE BIDEN
THE ENTIRE GOAL IS TO DRAFT YOUR ASS AND SEND YOU TO DIE AGAINST OTHER PEOPLE WHO HAVE BEEN DRAFTED IN A WAR NO ONE BELIEVES IN SO ALL THE RICH FRICKS (mostly israeli) CAN REMAIN IN POWER AFTER EVERYTHING IS BOMBED TO HELL
RATHER THAN MERELY GIVE YOU A PIECE OF LAND TO CALL YOUR OWN, THEY WOULD RATHER KILL YOU
lynching aint what they be getting. way too quick kid.
I really do think that would be the proverbial straw. Imagine rolling into Appalachia and telling those people, "hey, it's time to fight for israel"
>banjo intensifies
Real happenings don't have a Twitter screen cap until after they happen.
Are your nukes ready? Time is up.
i'm too conditioned to think everything is a nothingburger to believe this is possible
Our time had to come eventually
see you on the other side cowboy
Nothing ever happens anon
aaahhhh
This is what a person's butthole must look like to the turd that's about to drop into a toilet.
you know anon, I was in deep schizo thoughts and felt this was an armageddon sign.
you’re not wrong
I was in Moab and saw this from about an hour and half south and east in Fillmore
Utah is going to end up saving in all in the end
The End is upon us, goodbye anons
Best vidya
Rolling for two more weeks
rolls
it is free4all now
>It's happening!
>just wait, two more tweets
Digits confirm, dune koons tongue my anus swapxx
They won't do shit. Iran is all bark no bite.
sir fly you've become more and more unhinged since coming here. hope you're having fun and it's not impacting your life. TFIG
Rolling for the happening
Sacred 33. Happening confirmed
real organic israelites
Tick tock, patriots in control.
Trust the plan.
Frick it
Get your official and Final apocalypse waifu here
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>OH NO HAMAS IS ATTACKING
>HAHA ISRAEL BOMBED THOSE PALESTINIAN KIDS
>OH NO IRAN IS GOING TO WAR
THIS IS SO FAKE
THIS IS THE FAKEST SHIT I'VE EVER SEEN
I'M CONVINCED ALL OF THESE GOVERNMENTS WANT WAR BECAUSE ISRAEL CAN'T SOLVE ITS HOUSING CRISIS AND IRAN HAS 30% UNEMPLOYMENT BETWEEN THE AGES OF 18-39 AND A FRICKTON OF PEOPLE WHO WENT TO UNIVERSITY AND CAN'T FIND JOBS AS PETROLEUM ENGINEERS
OIL PRICES WILL SPIKE, TECH AND WAR COMPANIES WILL SEE THEIR VALUATIONS MOON IF ONLY THERE IS A WAR
AND THE PRICE IS THE DEATH OF 50% OF MEN AGED 15-44 ALL ACROSS THE PLANET. IMAGINE HOW MUCH IT MUST SUCK TO BE A 70YO IRANIAN BOOMER, OR AN ISRAELI BOOMER, OR AN AMERICAN BOOMER IF YOUR STOCKS GO UP, YOUR SONS ALL DIE AND YOU "HAVE TO" TAKE ON THE DUTY OF REPOPULATING WITH YOUR SON'S HOT GIRLFRIEND
WOULDN'T THAT SUCK?
I hope war starts so I can finally drop out of college
Rolling for two more weeks
Time is up, timer reset to two weeks
It was real
>picrel
What about the Sino-Korean front? When will NATO engage with Russia? Seems like there still needs to be some movement for all out WW3, but I might be wrong.
not all wars are fake,theres Rolex wearing rich kids running things in think tanks nowdays, kissinger isnt pulling string so much alone anymore, its morans in charge. usa and wedst have technological edge but thats about that, world peace is still something they couldnt bring...sadly
shit
nothing will happen, nothing ever happens. Until it actually does and we are fricked
>another literal who that wont do shit
>I've been debtmaxxing the last 6 months
Feels alright man
it's over full nuclear war this is the last days of the world that we knew
>2 more hours!
>It's over
No comrade general, it has only begun.
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