>17
>want to enlist
>literally my only goal in life
>fat frick
>355lbs
>decide to stop
>fast foward 4 years
>212lbs
>more muscle than bodyfat
>pass every physical exam at MEPs
>get rejected because I forgot to lie about my autism diagnosis
>don't know what to do with my life now
Do I try college?
Can’t you get a medical waiver?
>Can’t you get a medical waiver?
I didn't know this beforehand and I'm pretty sure I failed in other categories too not realizing that being physically fit wasn't enough
I'm 21
You can, but you won't.
Tell them you're a troony and demand that they waiver you in. There is way more pressure to let trannies into the military than autismos
Why do you morons always post shit like this on /k/?
You know we have an /adv/ice board, where people actually want to hear your zoomer whining, right?
lie and tell them you made a clerical error
what do you have to lose? what are they gonna do to you? draft you for perjury?
You have to be 18 to post here bucko
it's pride month, so the groomer troony jannies have alllowed it
We have enough autists in the military, and you have the willpower to stop being fat, which is better than 90% of fat people, put that willpower into studying for a career.
>can't read
>Fast forward 4 years
You are blind and moronic and would not pass
Can you do basic math? is 17 + 4 > 18?
If you can lose +100lbs get yourself an education, go combat arms O side in another branch, then do ROTC instruction while you prep to pursue a Masters, get out before 30, and have a successful career in something you enjoy because you networked since you were an LT.
>hen do ROTC instruction while you prep to pursue a Masters, get out before 30, and have a successful career in something you enjoy because you networked since you were an LT.
Thanks
>why the FRICK would you want to enlist right now
I think the military is cool and I didn't have a father figure to tell me what im supposed to be doing in life
>think the military is cool
a lot of ppl thought this, until they came home to a ruined country, as ruined people after getting blow up by $5 ieds while homosexuals built hundred million dollar mansions in jackson hole
now its even worse, and you still want in?
>getting blown up
There is more to the army than just front line infantry dullard.
>want to enlist
>more muscle
get hooked on phonics you fricking moron
Who gives a shit you wouldn’t be getting a mansion regardless
>I didn't have a father figure to tell me what im supposed to be doing in life
That sucks ... haha
>I think the military is cool
Oh little brother, have I got some news for you.
why the FRICK would you want to enlist right now
>Do I try college?
Find a good Christian university otherwise you'll be brainwashed into becoming a leftist.
try a different recruiter/branch and lie, dumbfrick
Just join the air force. Lie. We’re all autismos, you’ll fit right in.
Trade tech (like welding) at community college and one arts and science class, like English lit or chemistry. See what you like and learn faster. Community College is a good, cheap place to learn how to talk with other students.
Be up front that you are on the spectrum. Its only a handicap if you quit life.
get a second opinion on your autism diagnosis
you can at the very least contest, if not completely overturn, said autism diagnosis