>15th month of the 3-day Special Decartelization Operation in the territories of the Mexico
>Free Texan Army assaults various small border towns and takes control of an undefended border crossing
>They post a manifesto on Whatsapp, calling the region to secede from USA
Post chihuahua, beaner
Texas governr tells everyone to stay calm and not panic
Cope. Forces of American Federation are still in control of Chihuahuan People's Republic.
>We don't NEED to finish the Baja California campaign
We dont NEED "EL PASO" o-okay?
its a mexican elpaso
check whatsapp GLORY for more info global south is trying to burry
>Western sources indicate United States Marines suffered ~100,000 casualties in battle to take Burgos Municipality
Texas will lose like they did as a Republic and be first state knocked out like in the civil war.
>t. Texan
> soledar
u fookin wot m8
>US has still not taken Burgos
HAHA STUPID MEXISHILLS, BURGOS WAS THE HYPERDIMENSIONAL FORTRESS DEFENDING ALL OF MEXICO
>w-we didn't want it anyway
NONONONO YOU CAN'T SAY THAT IT WAS TOTALLY UNIMPORTANT YOU STUPID MEHICAN, OUR EMINEMERINOS BLED SO HARD FOR THIS JUST LET US HAVE THIS VICTORY GODDAMNIT!
the taco is being filled, the tortilla has been eaten
mmm
I gotta say, Mexican food is a lot tastier than eastern euro slav food
agreed, i just made myself a burrito man.
My sides. Anon, please help me out, I need full America invades Mexico pasta. I want to spam pro Russia colleagues
>15th month of US 3 day special policing action to decartelize Mexico
>USA recognizes Baja California Soviet Socialist Republic to protect gringo minorities
>USA invades on multiple fronts
>Naval landings in Yucatan are repelled
>Ciudad de Mexico offensive stalls, USA claims it was a feint for the real goals being to take Baja California.
>82nd Airborne attempts to take one (1) airport and gets decimated
>Mexicans are seen as liberators in the settlements they recapture, evidence of massive US war crimes found in Ciudad de Juarez
>USS Kearsarge is sunk by locally manufactured RPGs
>International community condemns the United States. Germany and the UK refuse to join NATO summits. Canada takes a neutral stance.
>Small US ally gets invaded by a small US enemy. USA does nothing.
>US armed forces take staggering equipment losses. Hundreds of Abrams tanks are captured by Mexican forces
>US resorts to "modernizing" Chaffees and Shermans
>Panama takes control of the canal and refuses to let US ships pass
>America is sanctioned by almost the entire world.
>Independence sentiment spreads across Hawaii, Alaska, and native american reservations
>The battle for García ends with over 50,000 US casualties, making it the second longest battle in history
>García seems to be in the process of being encircled by Mexican forces
>US PMC Blackwater makes more progress than the regular armed forces.
>US rebels capture border cities, proclaiming the Texan people's republic
I am Juan Tacoman from Yucatan state
We really should just surrender to the Americans mexbrothers, it's over
How would clandestine operations get funded without Mexican cartels? Who are the new drug lords? When the US was in Vietnam the market got supplied by Southeast Asia when the US was in Afghanistan the market got supplied by Central Asia. Whether it’s Khun Sa or the Mujahideen they seem to end up slinging dope after working with the CIA. The Panama and Latin America controversy is supposed to publicly accepted to the extent it was made into a film. I don’t think it’s wrong to assume these operations have suddenly stopped… I know slush funds are used around the world by everybody but I don’t think that’s a justification.
This would only work if hispanics weren't invading the border in the millions while hiding cartel members. This shitty CIA government is either too moronic to fight peoples barely evolved from child-sacrificing aztecs or wants to import them