You've been bestowed a personal time manipulation device. You can take any weapon you can sling/holster/carry on your person's.
The catch, you only get to travel to one date in history (of your choosing) and only have 1 hour before you get sent back to the present.
Where are you going?
I travel to 1984 to kill Sarah Connor with a 1911
yeah ok I'll be taking the Lance of Loginus, and then after he's done breeding my bussy I'll get the spear that impaled Jesus and bring it back.
1945, steal as many STG-44s as possible, 1488
XM-250
Karl Marx's apartment, whenever the fuck.
Alamo, AR w/thermal scope
2 August 1944, Opekta offices in Amsterdam
I come dressed in a CSA officer's uniform with a 36 cal. Griswold revolver
Jeff, get back to work on another album.
full kit general burgoyne redcoat, but with an m4 and about six mags, april 14, 1912. i dispatch ismay and make captain smith stop the boat at 11pm. at 11:55 i go up to the crows nest and send down fleet and say no one can come up until daylight. i’m out at midnight.
Good job, now all the Titanic nerds are royal time travel police(RTTP) conspiracy theorist.
I take a 1911 to Mecca in the year 570 and track down the young prophet.
Deus Vult
>April 1865
>Some wheel lock pistol
>Some expensive meme dagger that could only be made with modern manufacturing/materials
>Stop off at the 2010s real quick and watch ancient aliens on the history channel
Flame thrower, 1913 presidential inauguration
Take out Woodrow Wilson and save the world
>Some form af anti-tank rifle
>Travel to the Jurassic
>Blast some giant dinos through the skull
>Maybe even cook a piece to see what it tastes like
>Return to own time
>Paleontologists mindbroken since the late 60s because someone found dino skulls with gunshot wounds
December 20th, 1924.
Lansberg prison, Germany.
Browning Auto 5
You're going to need more gun to break him out of prison.
In a Euro high-society prison? nah. A large knife and an attitude would be enough.
>The catch, you only get to travel to one date in history (of your choosing) and only have 1 hour before you get sent back to the present.
Hitler's jail cell in the20s, I've been preparing for this for years.
Who said anything about a jail break?
Dunno who wrote the Torah but i reckon I'd go back to cap the most important cunt in that book's creation. With a galil or uzi for extra funny.
>travel to see pic related
>give him one M16 and as much archived/declassified nuclear bomb research that a samsung S21 phone can hold
>fuck his wife
>travel to the future and hopefully a chinese world
M2 Browning.
Tiflis seminary, 1894
Glock 40.
I find Stalin and shoot him 8 times in the chest and 8 times in the face.
davy crockett recoilless rifle
mayflower is going to mysteriously sink before offloading pilgrims.
M16
1861
Maxim gun in 30-06 with wheels
Drop it off at the white house with a detailed set of instructions of how to use it, the rest is up to them
I'll do ya one better.
FN MAG/M240B on a tripod mount.
June 17th, 1775.
Delivered to Breed's Hill, Massachusetts.
Those Redcoats won't know what hit 'em.
Do they have the capability to produce 7.62NATO to feed it? It might be an unironic wunderwaffe till she runs outta juice. I assumed that the jump from civil war to WW1 would be small enough
I had not considered this. Hopefully breaking the Siege of Boston early would be enough to drive the Brits off the continent before wear and tear or lack of ammo destroys the gun.
Its alright anon, killing redcoats in that number is based
Julius Caesar, ides of march. I'm giving him an AK.
My sword and a suit of plate armor. Take me to May 18, 1291 at Acre.
1995, Sierra Leone. I want fight the RUF with Executive Outcomes.
I would bring an AR-10 with an aimpoint sight.
>Ctrl + F Vienna
>no hits found
Really?
June 28th, 1914 in Sarajevo. FN-1910.
I will undo the evil of Emperor Franz Ferdinand and fix the world. Wish me luck.
Based, killing that archduke will surely make for a better timeline. We can avoid the tragic deaths of the four thousand who were killed in the balkan unification war.
The day in 136 AD that the Romans stopped in Judea.
Ruby Ridge, Idaho, Aug 21st ,1992
I travel to Columbia College in 1910 with an Uzi and a suppressed Jericho in a suitcase, a suit with some discreet IIIa under armor, and assassinate Emanuel Cellar shortly after his graduation. Hopefully it's something I can do quietly enough and the Uzi doesn't need to come out.
If I have time and am not noticed after the assassination, I find Alfred Knopf and talk about Russian literature with him and tell him that publishing is a good business and he should give up on law.
FN Model 1910
June 28, 1914 around 11AM
I shoot this dude before he can destroy the entire world
>Dealey Plaza, Second Floor Book Depository, Welrod
>watch JFK get brained anyway
>mfw