You're in your room, in the middle of the night, chilling watching a movie when all of a sudden your front door crashes open followed by multiple flash bangs going off. What do you do?
You're in your room, in the middle of the night, chilling watching a movie when all of a sudden your front door crashes open followed by multiple flash bangs going off. What do you do?
>What do you do?
wake up
muh dick time!!
Furiously jerk off, shit my pants and yell Black person homosexual repeatedly.
dangerously based
probably cover my head and eyes
say "no israelites allowed"
Grab the knife and start furiously stabbing my throat
Pressure cooker will handle it
Wait for them to have to breach the other seven steel doors (all with barricade bars).
wtf happened here?
In all seriousness, OP, I would likely be too startled to put up any kind of serious resistance. Besides, if they're using flashbangs then the odds are it's cops fricking up a no-knock raid. In that case I would rather go peacefully and then sue the shit out of them later.
>inb4 bootlicker
We all know what happens to people that fire on cops and I have family in the house with me. I'm not doing anything to endanger their lives. If it turns out to be anything other than police then I don't know. Maybe try to grab my 365 that's sitting on my nightstand and at least take one of them with me.
Some states you can legally do so.
Doesn't matter if you can legally do so, even if you manage to survive the night and get off scot free you will be relentlessly hounded by cops the rest of your life. Much better to just not ape out and sue the shit out of them later. Save shooting cops for shtf
That does not make it smart. If your only priority is not to make the most intelligent choice you deserve to be shot like all idiots.
Start up the claymore roombas
Nothing, get arrested, call my lawyer and then enjoy the free money.
Shit myself.
Surrender peacefully and sue the frick out of the police department for executing a warrant on the wrong house.
Fall out of bed while screaming "mama's little baby loves short'nin bread!"
Probably wait about 2 seconds for about 10 rounds of 5.56 fired by some itchy-fingered cop to rip through my body.
As a swat4 player , I'm lifting my hands up faster
YOUR MOVE MISTAH LAAAAAAAWMAAAAAAYYYYYYYNE!!!!
TURN MY G STRING AROUND AND OPEN THE ANAL LUBE AND CLOSED CELL SPRAY FOAM PUMPS ALONG WITH THE PIEZO ELECTRIC ACTIVATED BLOWTORCHES.
WE'RE GOING OUT WITH A BANG.
I HATE THE ANTICHRIST
Sorry, but the situation seems impossible. I live in a flat on the fifth floor and behind reinforced steel doors. Good luck getting inside without alerting me.
Sorry, but the situation seems impossible. I live in a flat on the fifth floor and behind reinforced steel doors. Good luck getting inside without alerting me.
I sleep with earpro and an auto darkening welding mask. Get fricked flashgays
Would a welding mask actually keep you from being blinded?
You guys know that flashbangs irl don't really blind you right? They might frick with your adjusted night vision of your eyes in the dark, but they won't leave you blind by any stretch, even momentarily.
If they didn't announce there's precedent to shoot them. Be sure about it because they have cameras. Would help your case too that they threw flashbangs which blinded and disoriented you into not being able to see or hear them adequately. That's improper tactics and they won't do that. They will announce and not throw flashbangs when they aren't needed, especially not for some random shmuck watching porn at 4am who thinks he's sooo dangerous.
>flashbangs
Not worth any kind of risks
If I comply, I can sue them in court later
I really doubt any professional basketball rocket scientist college graduates have flashbangs, let alone more than one
Well, I set up a decoy baby crib, so the flash bangs mostly ended in there. That leaves me to yell "TASER TASER TASER", raise my firearm (never caught lacking) and open fire.
And after that I go to the precinct to take out the trash.
Never mind, they can do it themselves.
I have an iron door with a security lock. The whole house is made of bricks and cement. I don't think they can take me by surprise.