You're in your room, in the middle of the night, chilling watching a movie when all of a sudden your front door crashes open followed by multiple...

You're in your room, in the middle of the night, chilling watching a movie when all of a sudden your front door crashes open followed by multiple flash bangs going off. What do you do?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What do you do?
    wake up

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    muh dick time!!

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Furiously masturbate, shit my pants and yell moron gay repeatedly.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dangerously based

  4. 2 weeks ago
    BigC

    probably cover my head and eyes

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    say "no garden gnomes allowed"

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Grab the knife and start furiously stabbing my throat

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pressure cooker will handle it

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wait for them to have to breach the other seven steel doors (all with barricade bars).

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      wtf happened here?

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In all seriousness, OP, I would likely be too startled to put up any kind of serious resistance. Besides, if they're using flashbangs then the odds are it's cops fucking up a no-knock raid. In that case I would rather go peacefully and then sue the shit out of them later.
    >inb4 bootlicker
    We all know what happens to people that fire on cops and I have family in the house with me. I'm not doing anything to endanger their lives. If it turns out to be anything other than police then I don't know. Maybe try to grab my 365 that's sitting on my nightstand and at least take one of them with me.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Some states you can legally do so.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Doesn't matter if you can legally do so, even if you manage to survive the night and get off scot free you will be relentlessly hounded by cops the rest of your life. Much better to just not chimp out and sue the shit out of them later. Save shooting cops for shtf

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        That does not make it smart. If your only priority is not to make the most intelligent choice you deserve to be shot like all idiots.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Start up the claymore roombas

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing, get arrested, call my lawyer and then enjoy the free money.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shit myself.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Surrender peacefully and sue the fuck out of the police department for executing a warrant on the wrong house.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fall out of bed while screaming "mama's little baby loves short'nin bread!"

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Probably wait about 2 seconds for about 10 rounds of 5.56 fired by some itchy-fingered cop to rip through my body.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    As a swat4 player , I'm lifting my hands up faster

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    YOUR MOVE MISTAH LAAAAAAAWMAAAAAAYYYYYYYNE!!!!
    TURN MY G STRING AROUND AND OPEN THE ANAL LUBE AND CLOSED CELL SPRAY FOAM PUMPS ALONG WITH THE PIEZO ELECTRIC ACTIVATED BLOWTORCHES.

    WE'RE GOING OUT WITH A BANG.

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I HATE THE ANTICHRIST

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry, but the situation seems impossible. I live in a flat on the fifth floor and behind reinforced steel doors. Good luck getting inside without alerting me.

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry, but the situation seems impossible. I live in a flat on the fifth floor and behind reinforced steel doors. Good luck getting inside without alerting me.

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I sleep with earpro and an auto darkening welding mask. Get fucked flashfags

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Would a welding mask actually keep you from being blinded?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You guys know that flashbangs irl don't really blind you right? They might fuck with your adjusted night vision of your eyes in the dark, but they won't leave you blind by any stretch, even momentarily.

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    If they didn't announce there's precedent to shoot them. Be sure about it because they have cameras. Would help your case too that they threw flashbangs which blinded and disoriented you into not being able to see or hear them adequately. That's improper tactics and they won't do that. They will announce and not throw flashbangs when they aren't needed, especially not for some random shmuck watching porn at 4am who thinks he's sooo dangerous.

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >flashbangs
    Not worth any kind of risks
    If I comply, I can sue them in court later
    I really doubt any professional basketball rocket scientist college graduates have flashbangs, let alone more than one

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Well, I set up a decoy baby crib, so the flash bangs mostly ended in there. That leaves me to yell "TASER TASER TASER", raise my firearm (never caught lacking) and open fire.

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    And after that I go to the precinct to take out the trash.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Never mind, they can do it themselves.

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I have an iron door with a security lock. The whole house is made of bricks and cement. I don't think they can take me by surprise.

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