Youre gonna rob an armored car, what weapon are you using?

You’re gonna rob an armored car, what weapon are you using?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Dunno but I'll have to get it on if he makes a move.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, stop talking ok slick?

      • 1 month ago
        naturalbornchiller

        you see that shit leaking out his ears? he can't fricking hear so cool it.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fire. I formulate a scary appearing but ultimately not very dangerous molotov and torch the armored car while it's stopped. The drivers will instantly bail. Then I have two sets of guys move in: one will steal the van and drive off, the others extinguish the fire.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I have a feeling they are trained for that. I also have a feeling the trucks can withstand a certain amount of fire.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the trucks have immobilizers m8

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >drive off in the GPS tracked, immobilizer equipped van I just set on fire
      >"the guard will do this" with no plan if they don't

      Half baked. You'd need to empty the van and take off. At most I'd drive it around the back of the store to a getaway car and have the homies cover as it's emptied. I'm gonna assume the getaway car gets recorded so that's another lead to clean up. All bags will be checked for trackers, every stack of cash checked as we escape to the first getaway location. Then everything will be thoroughly checked, leaving no leads at the first location. Then off to a second location with the clean cash, then launder it and I'm not gonna post how.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    eggs

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      d-do i have to eat the whole bowl?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You don't have to eat the eggs, but you have to eat THIS *unzips dick*

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    killdozer

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    my dick

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    uniforms, fake IDs, confidence

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Spike strip to blow out the tires, breach charge to blow up the door, teargas canister to throw into the back to have the guards exit, zip ties to cuff them and then have guys with gas masks and pistols go in to take the money and then get your getaway driver to cheese it.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    nuke

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A burnt out, throwaway Chinese Norinco I get off some b-ball American for $300.
    Dispose of it, immediately.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Would it be worth doing it?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Just the bearer bonds

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Had a friend who did this stuff for some years. He claims half the time they wouldnt even put the bread in the safe.

      https://i.imgur.com/8AAlxuK.jpeg

      You’re gonna rob an armored car, what weapon are you using?

      Unironically a midget to breach and 'bang. Any return fire will go over his head and its easier to dig a 3 foot hole than a 6 foot hole

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's why you need to find a specific armored car that has something you want. Haven't you seen Heat? Come on anon, it's a classic. It's even pretty decently /k/

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Idk.

    Water charge?

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >You’re gonna rob an armored car
    I have bigger fish to fry.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >ambulance
    >tow truck
    >breaching explosives
    >m16/ar style rifles

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Get out my lane

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I never understood how this whole "helicopter lift the thing out" would have made sense. It's not like the feds wouldnt have been involved at that point, once they're in the air the whole crew would have been sitting ducks being followed with ease by every radar in the state.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        most normies don't really know about things like this.
        there are tons of movies having utterly moronic plot elements that are glossed over for one reason or another

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A 10/22 since it will rattle around the inside of the car. Just have to be sure not to destroy all the money

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Anything because the guys working it don't actually give a shit and are just trying to make ends meet. It's not their money.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You have to account for possibly running into some overzealous cop reject Hispanic who's gonna treat it like a SWAT situation. None of you consider that you'll likely have to kill the guards.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've always been curious how much armor it would punch through. A half inch? An inch? Two inches?

    More than whats on an armored car, anyway.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Muzzle-loading ball-firing canon are horrible against any sort of armor plate. They dent and bounce. That's why everybody abandoned them in the second half of the 19th century.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Obviously.
        That does nothing to answer my curiosity, because my question wasn't "is a round ball fired by black powder a good way to defeat armor" it was "exactly how much armor would it take to stop it"

        There is an exact thickness of a given type of steel it would take to stop a 12 pound cast iron cannonball moving at over a thousand feet per second, THAT is the thing I am curious about.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          you might want to contact one of those guntube homosexuals and pitch them the idea. write an email to garandthumb, gunjesus or some other guy idk

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I wish IV8888 shot his mini cannon more.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Vast majority of armored cars are only rated for pistol caliber rounds anyway.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, like I said I know it would go through the armored car no problem.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    banana peels to get the car to slide out, a giant can opener to breach the side of the vehicle. after that i will activate my large acme suck o' money vacuum and remove the precious currency

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Anon, who is moronic enough to rob an armored car?

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Next time someone complains about doing something about Iran, remind them that all of the EFPs and most of the successful IEDs were Quds force. Iran maimed more Americans than Bin Laden and Iraq combined.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't russia get accused of using this to assassinated someone?

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    honeypot

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    (OP)
    >find armored car company with long list of settlements for running into pedestrians
    >wander into armored cars path in parking lot
    >sue company for millions in damages

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >all these gays posting stuff stuff that costs more than any armoured car would concievably even be carrying at one time
      lol
      ~~*I'd*~~ be walking away with more money than any of you

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    An armor piercing car.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    muh dick

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Rolls down window
    >Chucks one of these bad boys
    Simple as

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    an electromagnet attached to the bottom of a helicopter while dressed as a silver age batman villain.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sneak into the car when it's not occupied and quickly fart in the cabin. When the drivers get back they'll either be knocked out from the stench or forced to run away

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ice drill, Glawk 40 and a trusty 98 Civic

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What movie?

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    20mm Lahti of course

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      with a suppressor

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Looks pretty good for being fished out of the water.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    3 mini coopers, some explosives to open the door, and a magnetic programming tape that fricks up the traffic lights.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the intro to this movie is absolutely pure kino.

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  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Water balloons filled with black paint. Splater the windows. Now the driver can't see and will have to stop. Git it with molotov wienertails and force the occupants out.

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    8 to 12 dudes with 7.62 full auto rifles with body armor, hand grenades, satchel charges and two (2) .50 cal M82 barrets.
    t. lives in in a wonderful country where these heists still happen often.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >t. lives in in a wonderful country where these heists still happen often.
      sovl

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >caltrops
    >molotov
    >20'' 556 / spiciest 300 WM

    The sensible thing to do would be to just have your own small private bank.

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    .22lr

    held to the driver's wife's head

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A sexy red head, a little Chinese guy, a techy dweeb, a professional gambler, some israeli guy, an explosives expert, and a big fat black guy.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >im putting together a team

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It doesn't really matter what you use. One thing I think The Town got right was target selection. The current guy who does my cash pickups thinks he's special forces complete with the beard, tacticool patches, and extended mag on his Sig. If I were forced to rob that guy i'd probably have to magdump him because he'll decide to be the big hero. Meanwhile the last guy was a nerdy little frick carrying a single stack ruger and the cheapest frayed and sagging chinesium PC on earth with AR500 plates. He's the one who is going to decide not to get shot over other people's money and just hand it over without a fuss.

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Rather rob a cigarette truck.
    $40,000 off of an armored car or $1 million plus from a ciggy truck. Tie up the driver and his armed escort and rifle through the packs for locators at the truck stop. Toss a few hundred clean cartons onto a school bus, drive it to New York, and employ an army of gang bangers to hawk cartons for $150 apiece.

    • 1 month ago
      naturalbornchiller

      underrated.

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Probably a full salvo from an Iowa-class battleship's main guns. Since it's not mention what I'm supposed to get from the car it's clearly not important, so I might as well have some fun.

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A very hungry very giant ape

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ~~*usury*~~

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    famas? idk

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Now that you used a pic of one of my country's armored cars (Spain) I will tell you the most famous story of the person who actually robbed one and fled the country with the money.
    Dionisio Rodríguez Martín aka "El dioni" was an ugly bastard incel cocaine lover that was working as a security guard. He hated his life, hated his coworkers and hated his employer, so he applied to be a armored driver, one morning he sent his coworkers to bring some coffee during a service, gtfo alone with the armored car to the airport and bought a ticket to Brazil carrying more than (current) $1M in cash.
    As simple as that.
    He spent the next months wasting hundred of thousands fricking prostitutes + cocaine + drinks + the best hotels. (pic related, he didnt dissapear he just wanted to live a few months like a rich guy, laughing about the whole situation). Obviously the police got him eventually and spent a few years in prison.
    So no, you dont need guns, you just need to be smart.

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Uparmored dump truck with a snow plow

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >what weapon are you using?
    Civil assets forfeiture.
    The money did a marijuana, it belongs to the state now.

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    IED.

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    a peterbilt wrecker

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Obligatory

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Seems exceptionally overkill

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        How is it exceptionally overkill? Those things are armored to the teeth, and anything short of anti materiel rifles will hardly inconvenience it.
        Using an rpg aimed at the driver or engine seems entirely appropriate.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          panzerfausts kill tanks, you use one on an armored car and you blow up the loot as well, If you want to use explosives, I wouldnt use anything bigger than an m72 or m320 on the front. and even then I'd be REAL fricking careful.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It's not about making money. It's about taking money. Destroying the status quo.

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hypothetically? The greatest weakness is are the people driving the vehicle. Follow them home from work. See if wife kids etc. gather info. Pull up to them one day and hand them a letter with detailed info about their loved ones, photos etc. and have them open the back.

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Tu-95 with Tsar Bomba.

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >You’re gonna rob an armored car,
    No I'm not.
    I'm going to walk into the bank with a note and sunglasses.

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I used to work in one of these while in uni.
    3 people in the car one in the back who holds the money, driver and co driver.
    Wheels are run flats. The whole "cell" where the money is held is bullet proof we aren't told to what degree.
    The door can only be opened from the inside
    Also there is an auxiliary engine in the back of the engine gets shot up so it can run on an electric engine

  53. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Happened to my country last year, and it was a Prosegur truck coincidentally. around 10-12 suspects ambushed the truck while it was crossing a bridge and boxed them in, then they used ANFO explosives to open the truck, but they ended up using too much explosives and destroyed most of the truck and money. They took what they could salvage and set fire to two stolen cars to cover their getaway, but the guards managed to survive and killed one of the robbers while they were escaping. One of the guards later died from his wounds while in the hospital.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >10-12

      So what did they do with their shares? Make a down payment on a car?

  54. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I use a javelin and then just snatch the money out of the air

  55. 1 month ago
    Blind buyer

    A harvester. It would simply slash the car open like a can opener.

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