>you're deep off trail
>all alone
>you've set up camp for the night
>as you admire the last of the sunlight you hear something
>you turn to see
>Bam Margera
>on crack and drunk
>he's staring directly at you rambling incoherently
WWYD?
>you're deep off trail. >all alone. >you've set up camp for the night
get close to him, whisper in his ear
>you were the weakest link on Jackass, Dunn died because of you, your wife is fricking other men
walk away
sometimes the earth rocks you
its benzos that give you those puffy cheeks, isnt it? his deformities look exactly like on the pill abusing moms of some of my childhood friends
I'm sure it's alcohol. I was on xanax for awhile, years, and it thinned my face out.
ah, yea, they did all drink
Shoot him dead to end his miserable existence
look at his face lmfao
>Bang margarine
>5'8
Kick up some dust and push him like a toddler, or alternatively climb into my hammock, he can't reach it
he could poke you with stick
my stick is obviously longer, if he picked up a stick thats too long he would fall over from being short.
this is how you get out of control escalation with both parties finding bigger and bigger sticks until mutually assured destruction is guaranteed
no, this is how you establish a power hierarchy and put an end to further escalation. the party that is able to find AND wield the bigger stick WILL come out victorious, establishing the undisputable fact that HE is in fact the superior one in the encounter, causing surrender, retreat and/or pleas for mercy from the other (now former) combatant.
me being 6'3 (6'5 on tinder), considerably well built and barang margarita being consideraby shorter at 5'8, and much more inebriated than I am, also his body being much older and weakend by substance abuse, I would be safe to assume that I WILL find a bigger stick, which I WILL be able to wield much more effectively than he could, putting an end to this ridiculous argument about sticks and alcoholics.
what happens if Bam Margera whips out his wiener and starts jerking off in a crack fuelled fap session.
that's where I start shooting. im not getting second-hand horseAIDS or whatever the frick he likely has, just because he wants to suck my peepee for the 10 bucks i keep in my socks to buy heroin (he wants to buy heroin, I just keep 10 bucks in my socks, figured that was important to note because of the phrasing)
Ahh, but he’s smaller and therefore more nimble. He could easily whip out his gun and blast you
When I first saw this I legit thought he was an actor playing a zombie or something.
hey man you're DUNN
jesus, bam fell off so fricking hard.
Bam is looking rough but that pic is definitely one of those stupid aging filters.
no that's actually him reverse search the photo
Jesus
yeah he's turning into what he hates most, his Dad
I unironically have no idea who this is. Must be another American e-celeb.
I only know who it is because I used to skateboard, apparently he was on a show where he did gross stuff with his friends called Jackass which is way more popular than his skateboarding (which was always shit).
People give Bam so much shit it pisses me off.
He's a real talented and smart guy who has been the mastermind behind a lot of shit throughout his life.
Just because he had/has a drug and alcohol addiction people try to discredit him excessively..
It's fricked up.
It's almost as if everyone fricking hates druggies, now go overdose and die.
speak for yourself homosexual
I would like to point out that he is only 43.
It’s not always the years, sometimes it’s the mileage and maintenance schedule.
Bam looks like he’s been running on cheap gas and late oil changes for a long, long time.
That was kinda my point haha,
Getting facefricked by your own life choices can leave some wrinkles
I just turned 30 and people are amazed to learn that I'm not 22. Personally I think I'm ugly as frick but it's nice to hear
Why would you EVER admit to being a manlet? The CIA could not get this information out of me.
I'm 6ft what the frick are you talking about how did you get height from that post
Lad... you're 6ft in your dreams. You're closer to 5'6 aren't you.
6ft and 88kg
I'm also about 30 and people always think I'm 25 at most. I dont understand how, one look at my hairline should make it obvious.
I throw him a fish so he wouldn't go hungry
why does he look like that dude that hadnt showered for 80 years or so and was smoking poop
throw fake plastic snakes at him.