You will never be a real cartridge.

You will never be a real cartridge. You have no bottleneck, you have no taper, you have no jacketed bullets. You are a nail gun blank twisted by swaged lead bullets and cheap plastic pistols into a crude mockery of centerfire perfection.

All the “enjoyment” you claim is hilarious and an outright lie. In the real world, everyone hates you. 22 Magnum is disgusted and ashamed of you, 5.7x28mm laughs at your straight-wall appearance behind closed doors.

Shooters are utterly repulsed by you. Hundreds of years of cartridge development have allowed shooters to sniff out outdated cartridges with incredible efficiency. Even 22LR guns who “are reliable” are boring and uninspired to a shooter. Your round nose lead bullet structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a shooter to buy a gun chambered in you, he’ll sell you off at the next gun show the second he gets an experience of your shitty rimfire primer and poor feeding reliability.

You will never be a fun cartridge. You wrench out a fake plinking session every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel Aguila SSS creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under its superior sectional density and ballistic coefficient.

Eventually it’ll be too much for the barrel to bear - you’ll have a jam, and then a double feed, and then a dud, and piss off your owner for the last time. The gun show merchant will find you, unsurprised but relieved that they could buy your 22 for so cheap. They’ll put you on gunbroker with a price that's comically low, and every viewer for the rest of eternity will know that you're just another shitty 22. Your brass will decay and go back to the earth, and all that will remain of your legacy is entire generations of shooters wondering how you survived for so long.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I have to assume every .22lr hater is a noguns.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I own a suppressed 22 pistol and even I have no problem admitting they're nothing more than toys.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        and yet, you wouldn't want to be shot by it
        very fricking curious

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/HJOOVKy.jpg

          >You can't carry a 22lr becau-ACK
          >POW POW
          two shots to the sack, your nuts are dead

          You can kill someone with a pencil. What's your point?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            and yet you use a pencil
            very fricking curious

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I haven't used a pencil in years. We have pens.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Pens are for gays

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >I own a suppressed 22 pistol
        A glowie then.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          There's nothing wrong with owning a suppressed 22lr with subsonics as your daily carry

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I have dogs so of course I don't want to blow their ears off if we get jumped by rabid hog during a stroll, but it would be funny to try to explain it to the cops or forest rangers.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              You're going to kill a wild hog with .22lr?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                handily

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                With enough shots, yes. People seriously need to stop the 'animals immune to bullets' meme.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >kill a wild hog with .22lr
                People kill hogs with .22lr all the time. Lots of videos of it on YouTube too

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              If you're seriously thinking a 22lr would help in any way to keep a pig from disemboweling your dogs you're mistaken. Well, that's not quite true, it would probably make the pig choose to disembowel you first before the dogs.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I'm curious how you carry it, most pistols are frickin huge when you slap on a suppressor.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm curious how you carry it, most pistols are frickin huge when you slap on a suppressor.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Brought to you by that moron that wants 22lr but in centerfire or whatever at 3x the price.

        Okay now bring your suppressed 22 to the airsoft larp.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I own a suppressed 22 pistol and even I have no problem admitting they're nothing more than toys.

      i have 3 22s and a 2500 1911 in 45 that i havnt shot in over a year and regret buying it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This. Here though, it is almost exclusively morons pretending to hate 22LR for easy (You)s.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    calling .22LR not a real cartridge is like calling a pygmy or midget woman not a real woman.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I just like them bros

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        How quiet are these?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          No one can really explain, you have to hear it for yourself. YouTube videos are all shit at showing what suppressors actually sound like too.

          They're not Hollywood quiet. But they're just quiet enough to be hearing safe and fun.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I can fire them in my bedroom with the door closed and you won't hear them outside the door

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          No one can really explain, you have to hear it for yourself. YouTube videos are all shit at showing what suppressors actually sound like too.

          They're not Hollywood quiet. But they're just quiet enough to be hearing safe and fun.

          If I try to describe it, I'd say it sounds as if boss throws paper files on your desk with the 'this will be done yesterday' force.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >You can't carry a 22lr becau-ACK
    >POW POW
    two shots to the sack, your nuts are dead

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    STOP BULLYING 22LR SHE'S A GOOD CARTRIDGE AND DOESN'T DESERVE THIS

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >t.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Round's real enough for squirrel hunters and mob hitmen

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Listen, you can't compare the most popular firearms cartridge of all time with fricking troons, and be taken seriously.

    We get it, you don't like having fun.

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