>You will never be a lesbian discovering true love during the mushroom apocalypse
>you will NEVER be this happy
>You will never be a lesbian discovering true love during the mushroom apocalypse. >you will NEVER be this happy
>You will never be a lesbian discovering true love during the mushroom apocalypse
>you will NEVER be this happy
CHUDS punching up, again.
and slaves of the sick rainbow asylum infecting everything touched
A fair English Rose!
Damn this bitch is ugly
I think you guys are overracting
She looks like the mask starring Eric stoltz. Lmao
>
Looks like an inbred Hapsburg bastard.
You must be American trailer trash or British so that must seem normal to you, but no, she's really fucking ugly.
As ugly as Bella is, she's not remotely as ugly as the shaved chimpanzee they cast beside her. Like goddamn, even the ugliest non-black is better looking than most nogs. I mean, just fucking hell, her nose is the ugliest I've ever seen. Mother of fucking god, this show has the ugliest cast of any TV show since Television sets were invented. Holy fucking hell!
Aww that's so sweet, even potatoes can find love, then kill it because burying gays is so hit now
>you will NEVER be this happy
Shut up, shut up!
>reach of a kiss
>actually kiss back
>doesn't flinch away, starts laughing, poiting at you while circus music starts playing
unrealistic tbh
this shit felt completely flat to me the game was way better
it's literally the same shit as the game dude
it was corny there and it is corny now. I'm tired of people overrating the god damn game.
At least she was cute in the game
no
in the second game she was ugly too
maybe it only works one time
I somehow enjoned this episode more than the DLC lol, and although I don't remember the whole DLC very well, I know some parts seemed too long for me, here I didn't have that feeling (but perhaps the DLC felt slow because I wanted to explore and see everything around, so it took much longer than normally).
Isn't the mulatto chick 17-18 and Ellie like 13? Isn't this the definition of grooming?
16 and 14
It's literally okay when gays do it. This is how hollywood will nudge MAPS into the mainstream.
>It's part of their culture, and heritage
it's funny how pedophilia legalization lives rent free in your head despite the world going strongly in the opposite direction
They are lesbian so it doesn't matter, chud.
So everybody on show is gay? How does that represent real life?
tommy and joel arent
next week david's isnt homo
it's pretty representative of PrepHole
Is Melanie Lynskey's character gay?
She's the ugliest person I've seen on a major television show who wasn't specifically cast to play an ugly character.
What about this guy, and Adam Driver
smith ain't ugly, he's just weird looking
same with driver
meanwhile lady charles of spain over there is not only weird looking, but straight up ugly
Him and cumberbatch are the ugliest inbred actors england has produced. At Least Cumberbatch has a nice voice.
Bella Ramsey is english and much uglier than both. So is Maisie Williams
euros are nasty looking
Cumberbatch's voice is annoying as fuck compared to Matt Smith's
Adam driver is so hot
His pretty face
still havent watched new GoT almost solely because of all the freakish looking inbred actors with bad wigs
Matt Smith may look weird facially but he's insanely charismatic. Watch his interviews or something, he's got the most big dick energy I've ever seen.
The girl playing Ellie behaves like an angry petulant kindergartener.
She has a famous mom who keeps getting her these roles, the little goblin is a bad actor on top of being ugly. Try finding the identity of her mother online, the internet and media are conspiring to cover it up
neil broke you hard lmao
Who is Neil? I haven't watched an episode of this show or played the games. This bitch got a speaking role on game of thrones at age 6, then a Netflix lead VA role, her own original Netflix movie Catherine called birdie and now this HBO show. She must be related to someone famous because she's not getting these jobs for her looks or acting talent.
you need psychiatric help
Why?
Exactly. What other notable HBO lead actor has the identity of their mother hidden from the internet and media like this?
Who is her mom? I just googled it and found nothing lmao on
You're part of the conspiracy now.
Im on page 3 of Google and nothing. Every article reads as “learn about Bella Ramsey’s parents” then briefly describes her dad as a business man/trumpet player and says nothing about the mom. really makes you think.
>really makes you think.
Makes me think you have the research skills of a 10yo.
Use your NEET autistic wizard powers to find info about her mom then. I’ll wait
>Who is her mom?
Your mom, she hid your sister from you because your mom knew your sister would become an actrees while you'd spend your whole days on PrepHole
My mom gave birth at age 45?
>his mom was 45 in 2003
>this means she's (or would be) 65 now
>when you realize a fucking grown ass man tries hard to figure out who the mother of some young actress is and posts it on PrepHole
why does it not surprise me
that only proves she's super gnomish famous actress/producer/part time rabbi
Maybe not gnomish, she might simply be daughter of a British noble of famous producer
wouldn't word get around? Maybe her mom's just in jail or something
Normally media and wiki would say something like "her mother is a teacher and prefers to have a private life" or something like that. Somehow wiki and the media agree to say absolutely nothing about the identity of her mom. Her father is a business man named Alex Ramsey but there is zero information online about him too. You can't even see what business he is in. It's bizarre.
Can't this shit be found in some public government papers
Nope. It's been completely removed from the internet public record searches, which is why I'm so suHispanicious about this. Bella is ugly AND sucks at acting- being a nepotism baby is the only way she can keep getting these roles imo
>It's been completely removed from the internet public record searches, which is why I'm so suHispanicious about this.
Have any other actor conspiracies, I would like to read about them. I'm new to this world.
It's not a conspiracy, it's reality. Tell me the identity of Bella Ramsey's mother and prove the "conspiracy" false.
Lol what roles? She was in GoT and was gifted with a well written part, this fooled normies into thinking she was talented so they put her in more shit. Acting ability and looks are nothing next to marketability because that = $$$
>Somehow wiki and the media agree to say absolutely nothing about the identity of her mom.
as is the case with hundreds of other actors
Name 3. No HBO lead actor has their parents identities hidden like this by both media puff pieces and wiki.
you need help
Take your meds
she was specifically cast to play a mutant you idiot
I unironically would’ve preferred the quadroon from the pilot to play Ellie. She was cute, vulnerable, and likable. The Ellie of the show comes across as an insufferable cunt
>Bella age: 19 years
>a lot of money from her job as actress
>has never fixed her damn ugly teeth
Why are bongs like this? They don't have buccal hygiene culture or what?
Shit is embarrasing for an actor, specially for a young actress
>damn ugly teeth
T. McMerican with perfect plastic teeth®
I skipped through the entire episode. I maybe watched two minutes of it total
Thanks for letting us know and for keeping this bumped to page 1.
How are gays so good at surviving the apocalypse? 2% of the population, 50% of the survivors.
Gays have experience handling mushrooms
I fucking lost
She's even uglier when she smiles, holy shit who is this hideous nepo goblin related to?
what happened to her black gf after the episode
ANSWER ME
Dead. Dead as hell. Just look at the wiki, goddamit.
how did she die, did she kill herself, did they stay together until she turned into a zombie and atacked ellie
Who fucking cares she's dead and has zero influence on the story
but it makes no sense, eventually she'll turn into a zombie and ellie will realize she is immune, then what, what happens
>but it makes no sense
Ya thats this show in a nutshell
find out in the next episode
it's gonna be flashback while she's hunting, then meeting the guy that wants to fuck her, then it'll end with those guys finding where joel is
>then meeting the guy that wants to fuck her
what?
>what?
DON'T TELL HIM, DO NOT TELL HIM GUYS
David in the game is a pedo cannibal and wants to fuck Ellie. He's now an evangelical (probably going to be a Branch Davidian analog) so they can have their favorite badguys to slaughter for the finale
She got eaten by the mushroom people and lit them on fire.
YWNBAW
That boy ain't right.
>population almost wiped out
>well I guess we should rebuild
>everyone’s gay and birthrate drops to zero
Good plan druck
The other option is to make babies and give them as food to the mushrooms.
Why don't you people talk about Pedro Pascal? the dude is hideous fugly, he has a horrible face as if someone had thrown 1000 punches at him. But you people prefer to mess with the physical appearance of a young girl, that is misogyny
It's disgraceful, really.
He atleast has acting charisma and I give him a pass because Red Viper but you're right
>engaging in oral sex with women
>the apocalypse
Pick one.
What the party needs is a tank.
Is this worth watching
mommy
abso-fucking-lutely
Why isn't she barefoot?
GIWTWM
>Somehow all the gays and trans survive the apocalypse
And ofcourse the interracial couples
Bro is obvious we just have to collapse society if we want to truly be free
Shut the fuck up, Tyler Durden
Damn fegets.
>humanity is in dire need of repopulation
>decides to be end her family tree instead
even if she is a lesbian, the ethical thing to do is to pretend to be straight
And for you the ethical thing to do is to pretend that your brain is a little more complex than a rat's brain.
YWNBAW
It's fun that they're pretending that women would have agency in any post-apocalyptic setting
>was a khv until I was 20
>convinced I would die alone for most of my life
>got married a few months ago
>cried tears of pure joy when I saw her come down the isle
That whole day was such an elevated fucking experience, I didn't know such joy was possible.
>divorce-raped in 4yrs
you know your wife took kilometers of black dick before settling down with you right?
Literally nobody thinks about black dick more than PrepHole posters
good for you and all the best anon
One hole in your entire life? You will lose your fucking mind when you turn 40
>You will lose your fucking mind when you turn 40
why
He's jealous don't listen to him.
Have a happy marriage anon.
In between my first kiss as 20 and my wife at 27 I fucked about 35ish women and it was fun but I was unhappy all the time otherwise.
I dont understand people who blow up their happy lives to get their dick wet with some random hole. Just fuck your wife or masturbate if she's not available. Fucking coomers are retarded.
>7 I fucked about 35ish women
how
Everyone has sex all the time on PrepHole. It's the only board that has sex.
that is one about every 10 weeks, if you are able to get women in the first place, then getting one every 10 weeks isn't that weird is it?
I'm genuinely happy for you anon. But remember to protect yourself and don't get divorce-raped.
This episode was so fucking bad. I decided to quit watching after 30 minutes. Even my gf agreed. What the fuck.
>Even my gf agreed.
I came to tv right after the moron came through the window as it gave instant bad vibes
oh behold, another gay filler episode
>I came to tv right after the moron came through the window as it gave instant bad vibes
>I am NOT ok!
>runs to hugbox
Can someone tell me if the entire episode is dedicated to the gay love story flashback? Trying to find motivation to turn on the ep, I just want the Joel / Ellie story progression
Yes, and there's no payoff
Watch the first and last 5 minutes.
Goddamnit
>just want the Joel / Ellie story progression
The only thing relevant to that story is that she covers him with a jacket and thinks about walking out for 2 seconds then sews his wound. It’s 2 minutes worth of show.
the episode is completely pointless, perhaps 1 minute in the beginning and 1 minute in the end are actually related to the main story and you could skip that and you wouldn't notice
if this episode never existed, it wouldn't matter at all
episode 3 at least worked as a way to give them a car and equipment and perhaps there was 15 minutes dedicated to the actual characters
It serves to give Ellie a backstory, retard. By your logic the pilot episode is also pointless
no it doesn't, tells almost nothing about ellie
its just ellie and some nigress being gays for an hour
what new do we learn about ellie really? shes gay? you don't need a whole episode for that
I just assumed these scenes were from scattered flashbacks, its actually a bottle episode from some DLC. Good lord thats lame, gay or not
I'm noticing there's not even really any discussion on it. Thought maybe they skipped a week or something. So I guess this show has truly become HBO's The Walking Dead within 5 episodes.
nothing of substance happens except we find out how ellie got bit
She looks like she's straight out of some middle age peasant town
>all relationships are interracial
> two whole episodes of your molasses paced show exists only to establish gay people having gay relationships then dying
Why go through the effort of actually writing a good romance, when you can make two chicks lesbian and the woke crowd will cheer regardless?
Writing a good romance with no gimmicks that is engaging and interesting is too much effort for modern day writers.
When both handsome hispanic brothers ended up being oil drillers I tapped out. It's just too fucking hilariously dumb. BOTH of them got with black women. lol
It is not filler if you there's character development or worldbuilding
So you agree it was filler because none of that is present
This show has zero people talking about it besides reddit hugbox and PrepHole hatewatching. It died so quick.
so disappointing. first two episodes were great then FLOP
what was great about them
it was slop from the start
The gay episode killed all hype
If they didnt make her lesbian then everyone would be talking about her and Joel fucking.
so what?
>fag episode 2: lesbian boogaloo
ur so right
i mean i dunno about the mushroom apocalypse but imagine being born a cute lesbo
that was boring, was all of this in the game ?
yeah
Ya but it was released after the game so nobody noticed because they were just happy to play something new with the full context of completing the game.
le rockefeller face
Hapsburg jaw actually
man, it would have been more than enough if they left it without the kiss. we get it, she likes girls. you don't have to bring in the literally most apelike creature they could find just to make their point.
also this is the second episode where there is 5 minutes or less of real-time story with tons of time spent on backstory/worldbuilding. I like that they do that, but don't make it take up 85% of the episode, damn.
Someone send her links to Mewing tutorials. She's still young enough to fix her smile. And she should be able to afford Mike Mew as her dentist.
she's 19
19 is young enough for mewing and braces. The problem is that most UK dentists and orthodontists are in the stone age compared to america and europe. Our best orthodontist is Mike Mew and there are only a handful of sympathizers here. The rest just rip out wisdom teeth and call it a day.
Its kind of a blessing knowing that men dont have to deal with such abomination in the sexual market.
cute dykes on the other hand,man that is painful
>manic pixie dream queer for Bill
>and now, one for Ellie
The gays are certainly thriving in the post-apocalypse despite the statistical unlikelihood of them encountering each other.
It's not just them not encountering each other. They would be actively shunned by communities if they ever did. Some with >muh interracial relationships, assuming those ever happened at all. They'd all starve before the first spring. All this post-modern shit would die out so quickly and it would be ethnic tribes fending for themselve, then banding with similar tribes to rebuild towns and cities.
it's kinda ridiculous having every side character die in every episode. it wasn't like this in the game, it was just henry and sam as the big shock moment
yeah because tess didnt die in the game? shut the fuck up
>ugly lesbians
why is this so common? it completely defeats the purpose
>>ugly lesbians
The ugliness and the lesbeingness is are two separate things that appeal to one target audience. Women think gays are non-threatening and women also find ugly women non-threatening, but they really have nothing to do with each other.
but they find monsters threatening
The same way they find serial killers threatening, and yet women can't watch enough true crime.
>TV show about saving humanity
>Every man is a gay and every woman is a dyke
The irony is truly breathtaking.
Jesus, that's fucking horrifying
To the chuds complaining, You realize you are up in arms that, despite the actor's age, you are mad a child character isn't "attractive" for you, right? (or are we gonna say they arent because they're 14 so therefore its ok?)
Like you are smart enough to realize this, right?
Its not about her being attractive, its about looking at her when shit hits the fan and making a split second decision about whether she would want to continue living or if the end of her pain and suffering is what she has been waiting for all along.
There’s a difference between not being attracted and revulsion.
>child character
>Shows her making out with an older girl
>Reminds the audience she's a lesbo every 30 seconds
Predditor pls. Your argument falls apart now.
>You will never be a lesbian
That's right.
I honestly think you guys are overracting or I just mellowed out, they aren't that ugly
what's that pic
pigs
>this chick
>Cumberbatch
>Milo from Morbius
Why the fuck do British people look like this?
Hapsburg bastards
Bella Ramsey is so fucking cute all the time in this show, I don’t care what PrepHole says, you are all wrong.
agree
come on guys a girl that you knew for a couple of months dying is totally the same as losing your child
>underage interracial lesbians
i thought this shit was about zombies not the burger kings kids club of misfit sexualities and phenotypes
Forehead implant?
?t=62
buttugly martians live action lookin fire
Cringefest with Chris Eubank Jr.
>cheesed to meet you
I thought it was funny at first but i cant believe you're all still hating on her for her looks
Thanks for giving them your money.
>The kiss scene is cute
>Bella is cute
>Joel and Ellie banter is cute
>Sarah is cute
>Bill and Frank are cute
This is the cutest show I’ve ever seen, I love it. Half of every episode is cute shit happening.
>OI, JUS OW'D YOU KNOW O'IM BR'ISH
homosexuality in the best of times is only a bad idea.
homosexuality during an actual apocalypse is downright genocidal. there is no excuse for it.
>homosexuality during an actual apocalypse is downright genocidal. there is no excuse for it.
not putting babies in a doomed world?
This is a really good point. When life was tough, people had like 6-10 kids, first to ensure their survival into adulthood (high child mortality rates) but also to have extra pairs of hands that can help around with hunting, foraging, farming, sewing, cooking, fishing, building and other essential chores.
If we had a zombie apocalypse, we should expect to see LESS gays, not more. If society breaks down this liberal reality of today would vanish in an instant.
Gay rights
Trans right
Mald, seethe, cope, dilate etc.
?
wait and see what happens to these 'rights' when the lights go out
that was the worst filler episode yet, ep08 better be good or i'm dropping this show
>Riley is 18 yrs old romancing a 13 yr old
The fuck why aren't there no articles talking about how fucked up this is?
age gaps are only problematic between an older man and younger woman, anything else is fine and if you think otherwise you're a homophobic nazi
They are literally 14 and 16 you fucking retards. This isn’t some deep lore, it is stated in the show you aren’t watching.
Are you retarded? Riley says she is aging out of fema camp soon at 18 and already has her detail. Ellie is 13 in the prologue.
>Riley says she is aging out of fema camp soon at 18
>"I turn 17 next month"
Second guy is right, Riley is still 16 and it's established multiple times that Ellie is 14. Depending on what time of year their birthdays fall they could be in the same grade in school
>Ellie is 13 in the prologue.
And you know that because...?
Episode 7: the day Ellie and Riley get infected
Episode 1: shows Ellie captured by the Fireflies, this must have been right after she was infected in the flashback because they were testing if she's immune. Soon after than, Joel and Tess take her and we get Episode 2
Episode 2: happens max 1-2 days after Episode 1, Ellie tells Tess she's 14 when she's talking about the mall
For all of the above reasons, we can understand not much time has passed between the flashback from Ep7 and Ep2
Conclusion: info from your ass, just like Riley being 18 when she's actually 17 soon, as proven by
She is actually OFFENSIVELY ugly. Like, not even cute-ugly like Emilia Clarke. This bitch makes Rocky Dennis look like a male model
She does have an endearing charm though, when she's emoting. This is rare enough that it's difficult to find an attractive actress who has it. Plus voice always matters more than looks in acting.
No. I don't want to be vomiting in my mouth every time an actress is on screen
monkey boy is a million times cuter than pug face
why are people pretending this is a girl and not literally mark zuckerberg
I think it would have been more kino if she had a lesbian experience but still decided to grow up straight.
This complexity is why Brokeback Mountain was unironically kino.
>but still decided to grow up straight.
>decided
Yeah because people can just "decide" who they're attracted to and when, lol. This reminds me of a joke I once heard some women said when they were complaining about their boyfriends "If we could decide our sexual orientation, none of us would be straight, but oh well here we are".
I hope in season 2 they show the realities of lesbians couples with Ellie and Dana, including the considerably higher proportion of domestic abuse in lesbian relationships
fake. keep coping, incel.
If you think that's bad you should check police officers' rates of spousal abuse.
Well considering that lesbians make up a significant percentage of police officers it makes sense.
t. doesn't realize it is the same sense of inferiority
Bella is fantastic. Nobody can claim in good faith that she is not doing a great job as Ellie, and that she is cute as well.
Disgusting bitch I don't want this shit in my escapist fantasy
>Fear The Walking Mushrooms
I'm just not going to watch it is all
MILLIONS MUST BE INCLUSIVE