You will be given $1bil and 72 virgins if you can survive as an outlaw for 10 years.

You will be given $1bil and 72 virgins if you can survive as an outlaw for 10 years.
Authorities will search for you only using conventional means - they cannot use anything invented post-1900 and only regular police will be looking for you. If they successfully arrest and take you back to a police station, it's over. They will not attempt to kill you, even if you attack them. They may use non-lethal methods of attack, however, and no one will jump in to stop you from dying from anything else.
You cannot leave the country (or state, if American). You begin at the edge of whatever settled area you are in currently and only with the clothes you are wearing now.
Can you pull it off?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Well it’s about 20 degrees F outside and I’m naked while taking a shit, so I don’t think I’d make it through the night

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't draw first blood

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Can I do one year for 1 tenth of the prize and 7.2 virgins?
    10 years in constant paranoya and you can't even settle down or you'll be found? No thank you.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I imagine that the 0.2 virgin is just some high school chick that sucked off a bunch of guys and got fingerbanged once or twice, but never actually fricked

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >if you can survive as an outlaw for 10 years.
    that just means cow rustling and robbing stagecoaches like a pavement ape in 19th century
    there were literally more bank robberies in like 1992 than the entirety of the 1800s
    and law enforcement is of least concern, ~~*cattle companies*~~ hired hitmen to murder rustlers and people who had property/lived in the way of grazing land, half the NFA surrounding silencers and short rifles revolves around people stealing cattle for food during the great depression

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    For a billion, you can likely create your own sealand-type situation where any attempt to go after you will technically be illegal and out of jurisdiction. So, I'd do that.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How about I do a week for $200 and a heartfelt blowie from a 27 year-old blonde who's been around the block a bit?

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Karadžić already did this.
    They eventually got him, but it took longer than 10 years, so technically he wins.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Educate yourself
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whitey_Bulger
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_Bundy

      doesn't count when you're a spook science project and they want you running loose.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        illiterate,

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >doesn't know what that word means.
          how ironic.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            illiterate

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Educate yourself
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whitey_Bulger
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_Bundy

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      More like https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Robert_Johnston

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    it winter and I'm inside wearing underwear
    this wouldn't be a good time

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >They will not kill you

    What kind of yuppie shit is this?

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >only with the clothes you are wearing now
    I shit naked.
    >Can you pull it off?
    Yes.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >they cannot use anything invented post-1900 and only regular police will be looking for you
    I keep living my 'normal' live.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This seems extremely easy. What kind of crimes do you have to commit to be considered an outlaw? Can I just commit tax crimes because I don’t want to go to hell

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    wouldn't the east way to win this be to either live in the deepest sticks OR blend in with the nearest urban crackhead/homeless population?

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >they cannot use anything invented post-1900 and only regular police will be looking for you
    Anon, an abo did this in Australia against a modern police force and a $250k reward, everyone knew which national park he was in but it was simply too hard to get him. Add on his years of hunting and trapping skills and they couldn't do shit, occasionally breaking into holiday homes on the edges of the bush.

    This is only a few hours out of Sydney but the land was so wild that a largescale search to net him in was logistically impossible. A few groups of privateers went searching for him using aircraft and ground crews but never got anywhere.

    The moral of the story is: in rough enough terrain, enough food to hunt and proper survival skills you can remain at large fairly easily.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malcolm_Naden

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Naden was in hiding from June 2005 until March 2012
      That is less than 10 years.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >they cannot use anything invented post-1900
    shave your beard, change your name and move cities and you're fine, shit's easy. What are they going to do, telegraph your description around?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This. There's a reason there were so many wanted people back then, because they weren't caught. And with the modern population good fricking luck finding me in a city

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Too hard, I'm not attempting it.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Kek easy, I live in México.
    I think I could do it even with modern mexican Police looking for me.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I dig some tunnels in the wilderness, fill them with traps, and wage gorilla warfare on the nearby settlements. good luck sending the tunnel rats in after me.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Pic rel did it for nearly 30 years with relative ease.

      >gorilla warfare
      I lol'd

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Forgot pic

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yes because I cache shit all over my non local area. What's more I have freinds who also do and have an active shelter and hide ststem set up. I've got the most detailed maps of the area by far- extensively filled out with seasonal water, the area is basically unpopulated.
    I have means of making my own boots (moccasins mostly) and a solid series of caves besides shitty mines(unsafe). The whole 1900s thing really hamstrings law enforcement as they lose thermals and drones. Things I have actually mitigated already
    So here's the thing about 1900s. Here in Australia, they would use the native police. This includes extremely decent tracker teams. Very good at what they do. They would use natives to catch natives. That said, there were litteral 12 year geurilla campaigns here. Being in Austrlaia and evading cops in 1900s is kind of cheating though. Kelly got got because he went after big shit. There's Captain thunderbolt. Moondyne Joe etc. Harry Power, the guy who taught kelly everything he knew actually died a free man.
    The thing is we don't have the harder winters here so the minimal start of what you are wearing isn't the worst case scenario. In the USA that would be a game over in many parts.
    Fact is the last abbo tribe was found here in the 80s. There are cops here with a beat the size of the entire UK. The great dividing range, the table lands and tasmania are a crapshoot for finding anymore. That's before getting into the southern ranges or the northern savannahs and WAs canyonlands and endless scrubzones. Not only could I do it I could probably do it for 15 years comfortably simply because having mates innabush is an automatic wellspring of regearing up. It's crazy how minimal you can get by down here so I don't think that's in the spirit of your excersize.

    But yeah, if they cops are 1900s, assuming I'm locked into similar restrictions, I still have modern navigation and native food knowladge they didn't.

    If current tech, then they are fricked.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm on the outskirts of LA so all I need to do is go back into town and live among the homeless for 10 years while collecting fat government handouts.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    1000% I could disapear forever in rural Portugal and never found by another urbanite.I would just set up traps for the showdown

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      But how?

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >nothing invented post-1900
    >non-lethal means
    So the police only get clubs and horses? It should be trivially easy to evade them

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      bloodhounds will sniff you out from your your old cum rags and catch you within a week

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They can sniff my car exhaust as a I drive to the opposite end of the country

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Dogs aren't that good and you have to have specific samples an terrain to make use of them. If they were that good everyone would be caught back innaday. But they weren't. No add modern smell contaminants.

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Buy old camper or busted RV in cash, find a landlord who'll trade space for labor/chores
    Network and do odd agricultural labor for cash
    Minimize time in town and use burner phones
    Keep physical danger to an absolute minimum; if you need medical care the jig is up
    I knew of a fugitive being sought by federal marshalls who was doing exactly this, and he only got caught because he decided to date an idiotic woman who was too foolish to realize she was being tailed
    I think he'd been wanted for at least three years

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