>you were born in time to watch Russian soldiers surrender using QR codes

>you were born in time to watch Russian soldiers surrender using QR codes

What a time to be alive

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Explain. Seems pretty cool actually

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What does it say? Also how does this even work?

      >YOUR TICKET TO PEACEFUL LIVE
      >Show this card to Ukrainian soldier - it will save your life and help you to return home
      Next-gen propaganda pamphlet

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Next-gen propaganda pamphlet
        When propaganda is also literally true, it's an easy sell.

        https://i.imgur.com/rdRgJty.jpg

        [...]
        Same deal as pic related

        I assume the QR code leads to something like those instructions, plus maybe a way to register their details as a non-combatant.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, left QR code sends to pic with instructions on how to surrender, and right is a link to rf200_noow telegram channel
          Text under QR
          >For detailed instructions:
          And apparently next are links to get in contact with military

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I assume the QR code leads to something like those instructions, plus maybe a way to register their details as a non-combatant.
          But then it leads to lemonparty.org

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >lemonparty.org
            A game of bingo gone horribly wrong.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Russian Special Operation Unit is doing glorious, victorious withdrawal from Ukraine
      Ukrainian army is following them in a mad, frenzied panic
      Meanwhile Ukr Air Force is dropping this vile, disgusting propaganda that is urging Russian glorious Special Forces to surrender!!
      Russia has responded by offering Ukraine peace, in humble showing of mercy
      Ukrainian beasts have refused, saying there will be no peace until last Glorious SpecOp is dead and raped, like the monsters that they are

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i was born in time to witness collapse of soviet union

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >i was born in time to witness collapse of soviet union
      I was born in time to see it happen twice!

      What does it say? Also how does this even work?

      >What does it say? Also how does this even work?
      If I had to guess, it gives them a URL where they can enter their details on a webform or it has longer instructions on where to go and what to do to not get shot.
      You could always scan it yourself with a burner. No harm in scanning it with a real phone probably but I'd be surprised if it wasn't geoblocked or something.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Would you roll for a third?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I scanned it and some weird dudes showed up outside my house asking for my "cheeky beaky"
        wat do

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Tell them to get out of here, Stalker.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      TWICE

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Twice

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What does it say? Also how does this even work?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Explain. Seems pretty cool actually

      Same deal as pic related

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that makes sense in an environment where the two sides don't speak the same language though

        in the current conflict both sides can understand Russian

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >in the current conflict both sides can understand Russian
          Do they? Maybe the Ukrainians forgot.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the targets of this card are not russians. the civies are.
          the soliders will be dispatched off.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's probably the brainchild of some useless shitter trying to justify why he can't be sent to the front. Previous leaflets were telling Russians they could surrender by putting their hands up, shouting surrender or waving white flags. No really?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >tatakahi
        Was that correct Japanese back then?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, 現代かなづかい only happened in 1946. Still pronounced tatakai though.

          (allied occupation force wanted to abolish Kanji altogether but even 2 nuclear bombs weren't enough to accomplish that)

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >allied occupation force wanted to abolish Kanji altogether
            it wasn't the occupation force, it was the japanese reformists. The traditionalists won unfortunately

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Well yes, but the reformists only managed to get a foot in the door in the first place because the allied government favored them.

              Unsurprisingly eventually it was drawn out and deliberated to death. But at least we got the touyou/jouyou lists out of it, so it's not all bad.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I learned Japanese so I won't get killed in case I time slip back to the Pacific war but I fear I'm missing a ton of prewar knowledge.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >so I won't get killed in case I time slip back to the Pacific war
              oh boy do I have disappointing news for you. So, would you like to be vivisected, or burned alive?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sends your location to the CIA so your entire unit gets bombed. Not one soldier has fallen for this btw

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You hold it up to your smartphone camera, which takes a picture of the code and then sends your GPS coordinates to a Ukrainian webserver which transmits your location to a HIMARS battery.

      . . . wait.

      (I wish I had the time to put this in a Gru four-panel format.)

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >yfw the code leads to a rickroll

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >scanning code sends your coordinates to a ukie artillery unit

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wait, didn't something like this already happen? I swear there was something about Ukraine rickrolling Russians

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ukrainians clogged up Russian comms with memes, threats to rape their mothers, mockery, fake orders, etc. They also hilariously at one point told isolated troops reinforcement/resupply was en-route so they got stuck out with no guys and no bullets and all got butchered.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Reminds me of when the Poles interrupted Bolshevik comms with The Bible in 1920.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >how can you shoot a surrendering man?!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Some may question your right to destroy the orcs.
          Those who understand realize that you have no right to let them live.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        One-Day Delivery

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        kek as hilarious as that would be that would be quite the war crime. Better off just letting the vatniks surrender

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's reverse perfidy. Very bad.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh my god this is actually possible

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you need to be at least 18 years old to post on this website

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I just scan it

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >BREAKING NEWS: HIMARS hits small American town, resulting in the destruction of a single apartment building.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Devilish

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What is this image from

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Either you’re new or been inna woods for over a week. Anyways the webm doesn’t do it justice, he goes full on “mewp mewp mewp” after getting literally btfo’d.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          A vatnik who got his brain jellied by an artillery strike more or less in his lap. He developed a speech impediment shortly after that. In that particular meme frame, he seems to be discovering that his eardrums have been liquified.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            NTA, but could you sauce me on the guy getting a speech impediment?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Pontooning

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      FWIW the QR codes decode to the following:

      left: https://s.qrfy.mobi/kPunXJP
      right: https://s.qrfy.mobi/V3DgTvi

      Haven't opened the links myself, just decoded them with an offline app.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >click link
        >automatically become Russian pow
        Yeah, nice try m8

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        First link appears to open up what I think are instructions for surrender, but they don't properly format on my phone.
        The second leads to a telegram channel which is in Russian or Ukranian (I can't tell the difference) and appears to post news about the war. I assume a propaganda outlet channel

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how do you bring those in circulation tho? airdropping them over russian controlled territory?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      One current method is to deliver with artillery shells that fall apart over the target and snow down pamphlets. Which is a message I wholeheartedly endorse:

      "Congratulations! You are currently being targeted with HIMARS. Scan here to surrender? Or continue being a target?"

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >https://qrfy.com/p/kPunXJP?utm_source=qrcode&utm_medium=images&utm_campaign=543182
    this is the qr code scanned

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're offering 5 million roubles if you surrender. That's more than you get paid for dying.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Kek, are they still offering the cash-for-surrender special deal? I haven't heard about that since the early Kyiv feint days.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No normal person wants to indiscrimately slaughter hordes of people, not even if those "people" are russians. Besides, getting in a firefight might injure or kill some of their men, which Ukies actually care about.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >No normal person wants to indiscrimately slaughter hordes of people
            PrepHole is not a normal board

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >not even if those "people" are russians
            I wish every russian a painful death. A russian you let live today is a russian which comes to kill and rape you tomorrow.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i literally can't understand what's wrong with killing russians en masse, you keep telling it's "le bad" but always fail to explain why

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What is that these days, 50 bucks?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          83,000 bucks.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >50 bucks
          Enough to make them the richest man in Buryatia

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's a nice chunk of toilet paper. Can I surrender if I'm in Estonia? Can't speak russian but I'll try to fake it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      in english por favor

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There's not fucking way they're giving them 5 million rubles, are they?

          That's 80k in USD.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Wtf for real?
            Gonna be right back, gonna join the Russians as a volunteer and immediately surrender for the money.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >join Russian side
              >steal issued Russian weapons and gear to subvert the NFA and import laws, hide them in a secret cache near the coast
              >surrender with a token weapon to throw in front of me (unloaded, never was loaded)
              >wait to be released
              >collect my 80K
              >buy a boat
              >sail back home with my new funs
              >profit
              Also I guess I could maybe lie to a Russian bitch that I'm a war hero who was captured valiantly in battle because killing me would make me a martyr to try and land a wife to bring home too, but that requires talking to women so I dunno. Seems too hard, I'll just collect my money and guns.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                A PrepHoleommando after my own heart.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            One Himar missle is $150,000.
            $80k for a soldier to quit is a pretty good deal. He aint killing, looting or raping amyone until he's back on Russian soil.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ruble will be worth less than toilet paper within a year.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Hey, that just means it's better to act now, before the chance to cash those in for Euros runs out!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They'd probably have to settle for black market rates if they did it now. I don't think ordinary Russians are allowed to sell their rubles. That's how they keep the "market price" high.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's actually much cheaper than killing them, if you take into account the average cost and the number of shells/munitions used. Also you spare you guys potential wounds or death AND will get some currency for a prisoners exchange (or would, if Monke wasn't a piece of shit).

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's not freely traded now so there's no real market price. The compensation won't be until they're released after the war and then the ruble is probably freely traded on international markets again. Then we can expect it to be worth much less.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >such actions are punishable
          By discretionary summary execution, by the way.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >use the code word A MILLION to get your chance at $80K right now!!!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There's not fucking way they're giving them 5 million rubles, are they?

          That's 80k in USD.

          It's not like this is a binding agreement.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >use the code word A MILLION to get your chance at $80K right now!!!

          kek seriously what the fuck it's like a gameshow

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I SURRENDER and the codeword A MILLION

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >A MILLION

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            https://i.imgur.com/a0ilPdg.jpg

            >I SURRENDER and the codeword A MILLION

            [...]
            kek seriously what the fuck it's like a gameshow

            in english por favor

            It's the cringiest form of surrender. I am sorry for ukrainian guys who will meet russians screaming "MILLION". This is something of Wall-mart tier cringe.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This guys seem to be practicing the instructions.
      https://twitter.com/infussambas/status/1569306208934428676

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        kek. Well a few years from now, if he actually surrenders, he will think back on making a smart decision.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The cyberpunk that we fucking deserve.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It almost makes me sad for them

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gross

    I only like media I'm not supposed to watch, which unfortunately means I sleep until the Taliban, North Korea or Iran start making videos, and if they get a new bank I just keep sleeping.

    Maybe if Russia or China killed off all ushers or landlords I would care about them.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine being proud of being a literal contrarian NPC.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fuck ukraine this isn’t weapon related go fuck yourself shill gay chud. i hope putler lines all of you up against the wall and then you will definitely never be a woman

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >fuck ukraine this isn’t weapon related go fuck yourself shill gay chud. i hope putler lines all of you up against the wall and then you will definitely never be a woman

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >dude i heckin love globohomo and russia is le bad!! i will die for israel and let jamal fuck my wife because that’s what i owe him for slavery!!
        epic picture you have saved on your device by the way you obsessed chud fed gay

        but ukraine is a war, and all wars are allowed on PrepHole

        war is not a weapon but war is political so maybe you guys can fuck off back to the containment board where they have a literal general for the war instead of clogging up every single other board. fuck you

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >epic picture you have saved on your device by the way you obsessed chud fed gay

          How many buzzwords can you fit in your schizophrenic episode?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >all this seethe
          Delicious, more dead Russians please

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You are so fucking mad.

            https://i.imgur.com/uq2hPAK.jpg

            [...]
            >mfw vatniks are seetheposting in every fucking thread

            lmaooooo they mad

            >Three variations of “u mad” because the guy called out a fed and/or shill.
            This burst of shill responses is so lame it should be reported to the Better Bot Bureau.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Ahh yes of course everyone who replies is a shill or chud. How could anyone not love to die for gazprom?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You are so fucking mad.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          see

          https://i.imgur.com/uq2hPAK.jpg

          [...]
          >mfw vatniks are seetheposting in every fucking thread

          lmaooooo they mad

          da jooz and muh trannies is all they have left it's very funny, losing their shit
          inshallah Russia as a nation will cease to exist by year's end

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      but ukraine is a war, and all wars are allowed on PrepHole

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      trump lost

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >dude i heckin love globohomo and russia is le bad!! i will die for israel and let jamal fuck my wife because that’s what i owe him for slavery!!
      epic picture you have saved on your device by the way you obsessed chud fed gay

      [...]
      war is not a weapon but war is political so maybe you guys can fuck off back to the containment board where they have a literal general for the war instead of clogging up every single other board. fuck you

      >mfw vatniks are seetheposting in every fucking thread

      lmaooooo they mad

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I've seen an entire front collapse totally in a week with another likely to collapse extremely soon. What else can they do but cope?

        Any country less practiced would be crippled by humiliation but as it stands this is only top 3 in this war (Kiev and Moskva are the other 2)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      propaganda is a psychological weapon. An army marches on its mind.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, an army marches on its stomach.
        It FIGHTS with its mind.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >surrender
    nae, they are nearly infiltrating behind enema lines

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This anon ^ is a elven gay. Reminder that elves deserve the rope

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Never let ((Yarvin)) tell hobbits their business.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nice

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Any information available that indicates the $10,000 surrender bonus is still in effect?

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I know these are fake and ukropigs will shoot the surrendering Russians even though. Those fucking hohol nazi trannies always tell not truth but globohomo shills on media support anyway with billion dollars deep state funding going to garden gnomelensky's pocket

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Holy buzzwords batman.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        English, vatnik, do you speak it?

        But he is right. And west will pay for the proxy war intervention with freezing in winter. All because you want to support hohols.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I know these are fake and ukropigs will shoot the surrendering Russians even though. Those fucking hohol nazi trannies always tell not truth but globohomo shills on media support anyway with billion dollars deep state funding going to garden gnomelensky's pocket

          samefag

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      English, vatnik, do you speak it?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ukropigs will shoot the surrendering Russians even though
      No you vatnik moron, ukrops actually treat pow's relatively well and have video proof to support the claim before an international audience. They still hate your fascist guts, but they know everything about optics in this day and age, that and wars not just being fought on the battlefield. When was the last time russian defense ministry put up a video on social media of soldiers providing first aid to ukrainian pow's in the field, or having a chat with them without threatening to cut off their balls with a carpet knife?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, they don't. Why? Because if it is known that prisoners get treated well, more vats are likely to surrender. Honestly given NATO countries reputation among Russians the Ukrainians could probably get a lot more prisoners if they made it publicly known that any Russian prisoner will be sent to a prison camp somewhere in the EU.

      Incidentally, what are the laws on where a country can keep prisoners of war? Do they have to be kept on the territories of the belligerents?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Do they have to be kept on the territories of the belligerents?
        I don't know if it's required or not, but logistically speaking it would make the most sense anyway

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >prison camp somewhere in the EU
        Not possible legally.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >vatniks surrender
          >ukies take them to Lviv
          >"release" them
          >send them to Poland as "refugees"
          >put them in old shutdown military bases from the cold war across the EU, with military police as guards.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Poland
            >Old shutdown bases

            Hmm

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Those fucking hohol nazi trannies always tell not truth but globohomo shills on media support anyway with billion dollars deep state funding going to garden gnomelensky's pocket
      Is this a GPT-PrepHole post?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm pretty sure it's a shitpost. Hopefully it's a shitpost. I dare not imagine such a being could actually navigate a computer.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Next gen safe passages. Cool.p

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty clever. QR codes probably seem like black magic to the asiatics though.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >No offer of a waifu?
    >NO SURENDER.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Would that actually work? Like could you contact the vietcong, get some prime viet pussy for life, do 6 months contracting and then move to Europe?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah ?
        even ffl defected during 1st indo china war, he got a state sanctioned wife

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    These surrender leaflets are nothing new. They have been used since ww1.
    Pic related: It's a soviet union surrender card for Finnish troosp during ww2.

    text:
    BEING A PRISONER OF WAR IN SOVIET UNION

    PERMISSION TICKET
    To all those who surrender as prisoners of war to the Red Army are guaranteed their lives and safe return to their country of origin after the war has ended. With this ticket you can cross the front-lines safely!

    "Private Johannes Torssonen now works at prisoner of war camp n. 158 workshop as a metal filer."

    ...you can guess, how many of those men who surrendered with these cards were seen in Finland after the War ended.
    <Spoilers: Siberia>

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      are ukrainians gonna ship them out to the hauge or imprison them?

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It says as a gesture of good will to surrendering Russians they can POW in HAWAII!!!

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Be poor L/DNR asshole
    >Get drafted (or let's call it press-ganged) to be used as cannon fodder.
    >Get send to the frontline
    >Wait for nightfall, haul ass and hide till dawn
    >Use yer quality babushka underwear to make a nice white flag so everyone has something to laugh about.
    >Whistle a nice song while you're strolling through the countryside, white flag highly visible
    >Finally meet some ukie unit
    >Da, Da, roookie werch, I know how it works
    >Spill your guts and tell them every last bit you know
    >Receive some money
    >Be send to somewhat comfy POW camp
    >Your war is over, you have survived. Lucky you
    >Get home
    >Most other guys dead or maimed or gone
    >Drown in pussy

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >handing out qr codes to inbred sub humans whove never seen a toilet seat before

    its like giving a laptop to an orc

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >simping for globo homo

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >back_alive_bot
    Shots fucking fired

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