>you wake up as a HECU soldier during the Black Mesa incident

>you wake up as a HECU soldier during the Black Mesa incident
>the last gun you shot with, it's what has been assigned to you

How fucked are you?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >noguns cause eurocuck
    well nerf blaster it is

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    PPS-43
    Ill be alright if i can find some fucking ammo around black mesa, which... lol

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bersa thunder plus in .380. I am going to get a crowbar to the face.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eh, I can work it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >all those stock extensions
      how tall are you D;

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Taller than the mongoloids from Eastern Europe apparently. I have no idea how anyone manages to use a POSP with Warsaw length stocks. Neat scope for the era but it isn't very forgiving in the eyebox department, gotta be exactly in the right spot. I feel like it should be mounted like 1.5-2" more forward with standard Warsaw length, but of course that isn't an option.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >not even european but interesting okay name-o-scope if youd be so kind?
          woops meant to post to you replied to myself cuz im drunk

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            POSP? I have the 4x with SVD reticle/turret version, closer to 5.45 trajectory than the 7.62x39 one. They still make them brand new in Belarus exactly how they always have. Kinda goofy and outdated cold war tech but as a collector I'm glad they do.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        not even european but interesting okay name-o-scope if youd be so kind?

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    a fucking .22 bolt action

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      get some subsonic ammo and a can and you can be one of those assassins that kept killing me the first time I played it.

      you have to look good in skintight leather, though, mind you.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Me MP5 or Me MP5k
    Nice, very nice

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >a nugget with 3 blanks in it
    MY ASS IS HEAVY

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    12 gauge pump action - do we also get the same loads we last shot? if so, i might be fucked bros, but maybe not. 3/0 Buckshot is alright, I just hope I don't have to shoot anything in body armor.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Minimi Para

    Ha! Get on my level faggets!
    (Army reservist here)

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >reservist
      doesnt take much my guy fr ong

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    aw shit
    what's the Italian remake of the MG40 chambered in again?? do I get spare barrels too??

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have a nailgun. And not a powered one, one of those little hand operated ones. I am so beyond fucked.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >M2
    Time to embrace my inner Rogal Dorn and FORTIFY THIS POSITION.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >an actual MP5
    I don't care how fucked I am. I'm just autistically happy I can die sticking to the canon

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Thats a really fuckin cool Mitchell Shephard render my guy

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    More of a PrepHole post but I'll be eternally mad untill we get a HBO style, multi-perspective Black Mesa Incident miniseries the quality of Chernobyl

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Henry Model X .357, at least there's ammo.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    My S&WM&P15S2, could be worse

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well. Fuck. Do I at least get a bayonet?

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Beretta 92FS
    I could probably handle headrcabs and houndeyes but I can't do shit against bulllsquids and alien grunts

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nerf gun

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Literally M16+M203.
    That being said, I am on par with other grunts.
    But putting that aside, don't most marines get nuked in the end?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty much everyone left dies.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Black Ops pulls out late in the evening of the third day of the incident. Nuke goes off shortly after that killing all of the few hundred survivors left at best

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >X95 and a turk bullpup shotgun
    Bullpup master race.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Would PrepHole sperg out over substituting the "urban M82" to the actual Marine Urban camo?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      no, in fact it's my preferred idea of an actual "realistic" HECU

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Remington 700 in 7mm STW... as long as I can avoid Calhoun, the mustachiod ginger and Shephard, I should survive. Besides, if they kill me, they're fucked if they look for ammo in BM.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >HECU soldier during the Black Mesa incident
    >How fucked are you?
    You're fucked no matter what gun you've got: if the ayys, glowies, and Freeman don't kill you, then the nuke will.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      if you fight hard enough, gman might put you in stasis.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lakfield MK2 .22lr. Perfect for plinking head crabs and not scared since Freeman is a nerd

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Freeman is a nerd
      FORGET ABOUT FREEMAN

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    AR. Surely there's 5.56 around.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >ma deuce
    Yeah buddy

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    thread theme

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      HOT! ALIEN! SEX!

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >M&P Shield Plus
    Slightly worse off than if i just had the Glock 17. It's more than enough to just shoot myself with anyway. Even if I survive, I live long enough to see the world end, I'm in the US which gets destroyed, and even if I got the privilege of living under the combine I'd be too old when Gordon Freeman finally comes around to start the rebellion.
    Unless I'm in the Gearbox timeline where it's all said and done once Black Mesa gets nuked in which case I just pussy out and wait for the pullout.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >saiga-12
    I think I'll be alright

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    In the cucked German version of HL1 you fight against olive green robots with a cyclopic red camera eye so there neednt be any blood in the game...

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