You vill live in ze barge.

You vill live in ze barge.

The USN is getting a new class of ships: "accommodation barges" to house sailors when their own ship is in drydock for repairs. There will initially be five of them. The news articles don't report any names, just the first hull number. What would PrepHole name them?

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Name it Moskva II for good luck.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    USS Hilton
    USS Double Tree
    USS Holiday Inn
    USS Best Western
    USS Red Lion

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      USS Super 8
      USS Motel 6
      USS Red Roof Inn

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      USS Super 8
      USS Motel 6
      USS Red Roof Inn

      What's that nasty $50 motel outside camp liberty(?) in Jacksonville NC? Triangle Motel?

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Not sure why they didn't just build apartments next to the shipyard, but whatever.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Go check out a sat image of PSNS or Norfolk and tell me where they should build these apartments

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >t. retard

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Obvious aggregate storage of some sort
          Yeah i'm sure that's just useless vacant land

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            That's silt from dredging the harbor

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >That picture
          That's a flashback. The sim for my radar endorsement was that exact area. I still remember how it all looks in green smudges. Fuck

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That's dredging spoil.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Not only is that un-buildable land, it's also like an hour long commute to the ship lol

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Craney Island suggestion aside, they’d be well suited just to fire-bomb Norfolk and the east end of Newport News and a goodly chunk of Suffolk and put those miserable Swabbies in tents.

        Problem is that they’d turn it into an even shittier shit-hole than it already is.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Floating give mobility. If the Navy transfers some ships from one port to another, then they drag these barracks ships to the new location. Similarly, the Navy has floating drydocks.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They may not need permanent housing at a location, or they may not ve able to build housing on location for whatever reason. Historically, this also happened because officers drew more pay on ships than on land.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >fast forward 50 years
    >housing barge maintiance hasn't been funded for 30 years
    >barge sinks with 500 souls

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    AB-1 Personnel Housing Vessel No. 1
    AB-2 Personnel Housing Vessel No. 2
    AB-3 Personnel Housing Vessel No. 3
    AB-4 Personnel Housing Vessel No. 4
    AB-5 Personnel Housing Vessel No. 5

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >What would PrepHole name them?
    The Love Boat

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Companion cube.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Every AD/ AS in the Fleet during the 80s was called that.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think the APL-65's had names so why would these new ones?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >name?
      They didn’t even have windows haha
      Why not buy a old Disney cruise ship for cheap

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I think modern cruise ships are so top heavy and structurally compromised that they're actually safe from conscription. Nobody wants a tall ship with a massive bulkhead-devoid space right in the middle. Those things would sink if a torpedo looks at them funny.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Every time I see a picture of one of those I marvel that they can stay upright because they look so top heavy.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The only reason we don't hear about more horrific losses of life on cruise ships is that they have genuinely good evacuation programs and take emergency drilling very seriously so all the passengers know where the lifeboats are and the crew know how to round them all up.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          These things wouldn't be used in a war. The instant a war starts, every dock will house sailors where ever the government says so.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >born on a bayou

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is this because nobody likes americans anymore and are making fun of them even in Europe when they come and go to the hotels in pink hair and man heels? Thi is a sign thay america is losing influence but must keep playing world police or else monopoly money comes crashing down.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >monopoly money
      Retard.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i don't think anything makes me more patriotic than turdie seethe
      shit's like star spangled opium

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cumstain
    Matchstick
    Anal Rape
    Floating Coffin
    Enterprise

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Floating Coffin
      Royal Oak

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is this so the locals dont make fun of their chud military when docked?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      When I was in ISABPS/VERDIN training in Norfolk the BEQ was out of space so they authorized us to get a hotel. We were authorized $110 a day.
      I got a corporate apartment for $3200 a month. It was a good summer.

      Transient housing is expansive. Building BEQs/BOQs is expensive, especially when you add in the land needed for parking.
      Putting housing on a barge so you can move it to where you need the housing is the cheapest way to do things. The parking is already there for the ships so it doesn't need to be multiplied.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Hundreds of years-old military practice
      >How do I make this about trannies?

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Damn that sucks for sailors, the few that couldn't stop themselves from raping and killing locals when docked ruined it for everyone.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Theyll spin this thi and say its because americans miss the comforts of home or some shit

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >"Join the military and see the world!"
        >Can't even see the world beyond what you can see outside the window in your barge prison of a room

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          This is why you don't join the Navy and sign up with the Chair Force instead.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Windows on the meatbarge
          Oh you poor, naive soul. They'll be lucky to have air circulation.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Windows on the meatbarge
          Oh you poor, naive soul. They'll be lucky to have air circulation.

          >shit internet
          >shit cell service
          >no windows
          >smelly

          Yeah no thanks, gay.

          >name?
          They didn’t even have windows haha
          Why not buy a old Disney cruise ship for cheap

          >no windows
          Do you know how many windows are in the berthing spaces on a Burke or a Nimitz?

          https://i.imgur.com/t4GuPaE.jpg

          Barracks ships by no means a new concept. I'm just wondering why they're purpose building hulls for this. Wouldn't old hulks work just as well?

          Because the changes in ship design in the past 150 years make it a retarded idea.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >how many windows are in the berthing spaces on a Burke or a Nimitz
            Do you get sea pay on da barge?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      We all know which sailors are doing more than their fair share.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Which ones?

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is this because they start setting fires like on the Bonhomme?

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    they're preparing for our Waterworld future

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They already have these, i drive by Norfolk all the time and have seen them since i was a kid.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      these new ones are actually like a navy ship inside though. the old ones were like converted hospital barges and everyone was sleeping on cots. now they have regular naval racks. a lot more privacy and comfort

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fuck Shack No.1-5.
    >t. Dirty Mike and the boys

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Where do they stay when the accomodation barge is in drydock? This is just going t create more problems!

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Was on picrel back in Yokosuka. They have a barge there at all time to house temporary dock workers and displaced sailors while berthing areas are being maintained. They're not any better or worse than any other ship, but the food is typically worse. I would just wake up early and walk to the base galley; I'd usually be earlier to the ship than the people waiting in line for the barge food anyway.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I would like to use them as housing for illegal migrants. Since we are not allowed to "deport" them as they dont have a pass, putting this into those ships for life is the best solution

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      that's what the uk planned on doing

      it was widely considered a human rights violation

      but hey, you signup, don't got no rights anymore

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They should be converted from old warships and used to house POWs and convicts too

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    We've been using accomodation ships since the 1800s. A few of the Great White Fleet's ships and even a couple of Civil War vessels ended their days as stripped-down accommodation hulks at various bases.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >its bad because i want it to be bad!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >shit internet
      >shit cell service
      >no windows
      >smelly

      Yeah no thanks, gay.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That just sounds like the military.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Barracks are too expensive to build at home ports
    >Better put the seamen on a worse houseboat
    Lol lmao

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    At least you get reception in your rack and commute to work is pretty much nonexistent. Aside from that, pretty shitty.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Squids have always had these.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    USS Chuck's

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How many people can live on one of these?

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What do they eat?

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So this is what they used to raid zappo-zap with...

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Barracks ships by no means a new concept. I'm just wondering why they're purpose building hulls for this. Wouldn't old hulks work just as well?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      old ones are either rusted as fuck and not fit to serve in anything, scraped, used as targets for training or brought by museums.
      your pic are wooden ships with a coat of paint on them, they just get basic maintenance to avoid mold but they won't get repaired beyond that, eventually they all got scraped, what is interresting is why the US is building more of them now, did they run out of space in the USN bases or are the drydocks run by private companies and the sailors were housed in private hotels ? if it's the later i suppose it's to reduce the cost of living for the sailors

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Rust didn't stop the navy from using them in the past. Its gotta be something else.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >pic
          Purpose-built barracks ships =/= old warship conversions
          Much less wear and tear on the former

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is the 21st century, we do not condemn our sailors to live in rotting hulks anymore.
      Tits above are complaining about mobile and wifi coverage, you think they'd be able to live in a half-century-old environment slowly breaking down around them?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This is probably the answer. Plus modern accomodations standards being higher. Back then you could just sling up some hammocks and call it a day. Now they'd probably need to do serious work on the ships to convert old spaces into living spaces.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/zMtJM0v.jpg

      >Hundreds of years-old military practice
      >How do I make this about trannies?

      What the fuck that thing is fucking huge

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        First-rates were fooking huge (for the era).

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Imo it's future proofing so they can store sailors in foreign ports during wartime

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    These have literally always been a thing and several dozen of them currently exist in shipyards around the globe.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      pic rel is just the first one I've found on google. Unless you're on a really fucking big ship, you've probably stayed in one if you've been in the waterside navy at any point in the last century

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Looks comfy

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >The USN is getting a new class of ships: "accommodation barges" to house sailors when their own ship is in drydock for repairs.
    There were already a few suicides on CVNs because the Navy didn't think of this sooner, and their existing barracks barges were uninhabitable, so sailors were subject to incessant loud construction noises constantly interrupting their sleep. Going months on end with 5 hours per day of sleep time (and only 1 hour per day of productive sleep) and bickered by illiterate obese LPOs and CPOs is a death sentence.

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Stinky
    Smelly
    Poopoo
    Peepee
    Geoff

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Juicy Target.

    What, I'm just calling it. This is a horrible idea and I dare say this is planned by the Warhawks to cause case belli when hanging an enticing target to terrorists.

    If you thought Pearl Harbor was an inside job...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The cut outs for the casemates are aesthetic as fuck.
        I'd imagine that made for a really nice view deck

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Former USS Chicago.
        These things are not commissioned ships.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Sprey-tier opinion
      >/pol/tard
      >everything's a conspiracy!!1!

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    USS South Compton
    USS Harlem
    USS Gary Indiana
    USS 5th Ward Houston
    USS Martin Luther King Jr Memorial Barge and Fried Chicken Kitchen

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Haha now who is getting cubed stupid amerifats

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    how many hookers will it hold?

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wank boat.

    For wanking.

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    USS North Tower
    USS South Tower
    USS Building 7
    USS Pentagon
    USS White House

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >USS Building 7
      you werent suppose to 'member fren

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Oh cool! Barracks ships are a thing again! I thought those all died out after the repurposed sailing/pre-dreadnought barracks ships were scrapped after ww2. Neat. Shame they are purpose-built, it would be cool to see older ships get to continue their service.

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >navy
    Yeah, seems about right

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The USS Sodomy, the USS Catamite, the USS Prolapse, the USS Incontinence, and the USS Fistula.

    Option for the USS Anal Fissure.

    The funny part is that with recruitment numbers cratering, there’s no need for these.

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Coastal erosion, slowing volcanic activity, and melting ice will eventually sink all existing land under the oceans. Earth is a waterworld. Getting a start on perfecting a sustainable floating society is a good idea. I welcome the arrival of floating apartment buildings.

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Herpes Hotel

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This is not new. Accommodation barges have been around forever.

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Unlike most of the gays in this thread, I've actually had to stay on one of these pieces of shit for over a year while my ship was in the yards. How it works is if your ship goes into the yards, all the power and water is cut. So there no toilets, and no A/C and lights except for what's rigged from the pier. These barges are moored along side the ship to supplement the uninhabitable ship's berthing and office spaces. It was
    >old as fuck, probably built in the 70s
    >full of mold
    >barely functional A/C
    >half the toilets don't work
    >couldn't even hold the crew of a destroyer, so sailors that lived off ship didn't get a rack, and had to hot rack on duty days.
    >rusted all to hell
    >despite getting Norfolk city water, which is pretty good thanks to the Chesapeake water shed, i'm pretty sure the water on the barge will kill you if you drank it every day for long enough.
    Most of the problems with navy barges are the fact that they are old and the USN doesn't maintain them very well. The whole year and half we had one, we only ever got ONE handyman to fix problems on the barge. Just one fat boomer that could hardly climb stairs would come in the morning, try to fix something, and leave by lunch.
    I'm glad the navy is finally getting new ones, but holy shit why did it take them so long?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Can you see the Middie straight from the Prick Factory with his Ensign bars gleaming on his shoulders getting his first duty station to be XO of a flotilla of berthing barges?

      Kinda sends him or her a message, huh?

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    USS Rape town
    USS Baby maker
    USS Pride party
    USS Domestic violence
    USS Insomnia

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sea Collective
    Port Yang
    Factory Drift
    Ocean Core
    Deep Clustering

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Navy calls them 'Floatels'. While Admirals stay in luxury rentals on shore.

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like the prison barge in nyc

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That looks so weird.

      Why isn't it just shaped like a box. It's like 10 boxes put together incorrectly.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        rearrange the pieces until its one big smooth sided square box shape
        and a wild Korok will appear

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