You thought the blitzkrieg kino was winding down?
https://twitter.com/AFP/status/1568567744743759872
You thought the blitzkrieg kino was winding down?
You thought the blitzkrieg kino was winding down?
https://twitter.com/AFP/status/1568567744743759872
Thank fuck this shitshow gonna be over in a month now, wonder if it will jumpstart a russian civil war.
now THAT would be kino
They really tried to create tension in america and spread this civil war 2.0 mentality, it would be fun if they experience it themselves
wouldn't even be the first time
Imagine all the cheap whores
Hopefully I can get a discount deal on some of those Russian cosplayers that weren't smart enough to leave the country.
>with AIDS
>Russians unleashing all their cruelty, pettiness, looting, greed and bitterness on each other
I would cum so hard my testicles would fly out of my dick.
Too good to actually happen
if things went down fast enough, it sure could. Chechnya could easily take the chance to free its self again for example.
Why do you think kadyrov tried to quit
Kadyrov (if he survives this) is going to need to find a place to hide because hes not going to be loved back home after this.
You mean like his house in Dubai he takes monthly flights to?
I can't wait to cheer on my favorite warlord in the battle of Omsk
/rcwg/ soon
I will GENUINELY develop schizophrenia and take Russian lessons for the sole purpose of becoming the Blessed Regent himself.
everywhere I go I see TNO
Fuck, I hope all the cute twinks and cosplayers will be given refugee status in western europe before it comes to that
>civil war with nukes
Well how else are all those multiple different autonomous republics going to assert their authority?
~~oh no NATO will have to intervene to secure loose nuclear weapons~~
>implying the warheads work, let alone the rockets
Are we going to see Russian farmers loading undetonated nuclear warheads onto their towed trailers and selling them to either Ameriki or The Ukrainian Empire?
>Loyalists eh, are those the good Russhits or the bad?
Belorussian revolutionaries certainly have to see this as a last, best chance to rid themselves of Luka. The army already threatened to mutiny if forced to attack Ukraine, will they really attack protestors again to save Luka?
Kazakhstan had nationwide riots put down by the Russians back in February, now might be a time to try again.
Azerbaijan is already using this as an opportunity to encroach on Armenia. Georgia too could use this opportunity.
Still, the main ingredient is something going wrong in Russia, and without mobilization it seems the public just doesn't care enough. The wild card would be Putin having a stroke or something, or "having a stroke" because someone pushed him down a flight of stairs.
Hell, then we really could see the Ukrainians taking Belgorod with the help of some Russians, or Polish divisions driving into Belarus to create a buffer
Glorious.
I dunno, If I were belarussian right now I think I´d be quite happy that we´re close enough with russia to not make us a target for denazification, while also not being part of the ukraine shitshow.
Yeah, but right before the invasion Luka pushed through a shit ton of constitutional changes that specifically make Belarus Russia's bitch. They also make Luka dictator for life and immune from prosecution. They also allow a Russian garrison to stay there indefinitely.
So if you want Luka out in the next 20-30 years, now is probably your best chance.
I am willing to take in one (1) cute Russian female refugee. Must be HIV negative.
I hope so.
regardless of Ukraine and other outside factors, the Russian Federation is not long for this world
Particularly when the people realise that they've been lied to about.....well, about everything, really.
They’ve tied the noose around their own neck, this time. The fate of the Russische hunde isn’t in God’s hands now, it’s in Lucifer’s.
>this shitshow gonna be over in a month now,
Crimea next anon.
>don't worry, the 3rd army corps' counter attack will sav-
O/
the fuck were they trying to draw on the side of it? a fucking penguin?
Triforce. However, like all newfags, they can't.
more spare parts for the piggys
The schizo paintjob is proof that they indeed recruited people from mental asylums.
have fun failing for reddit fakenews see you in odesa
Eyebrow status?
>raised and plucked to the last hair.
>over-plucked.
Drawn on. Poorly. With a fucking highlighter for some baffling reason.
Both raised in shock
Entering the stratosphere
In Mar's Orbital path
Uni
>see you in odesa
why? are you going to work cleaning toilets over there after this is over?
he's moving to Odessa, Texas to work as a janitor.
he'll be earning 5x what he's making now.
if you heard anything other than that, it's reddit fakenews.
>he'll be earning 5x what he's making now.
you mean 50x lmao
I want to believe, but AFP has posted so much shit lost in translation in this war that I don't care till I see a proper Ukrainian source on this.
They're going to have their quiet before the storm moment before the actual car bombing campaign goes off lead by Piyotr the Pirate from Pisky.
Donbas in two weeks; Crimea by November
Kursk by Christmas.
is this the biggest rout since the Inchon landings/counteroffensive (excluding the ANA folding to the Taliban and Iraqis folding to ISIS)?
Hell the ANA put up more of a fight, lol. They held out for weeks.
Hillarious shit is that one month ago russian shills were spamming here "WHERE IS YOUR garden gnomeLENSKI OFFENSIVE HAHAHAHA" and now you hear nothing from them
No, the screeching is only reaching record heights. No discernment about how they feel about things.
Why the fuck do they screech for mobilisation?
Taking over Ukraine simply is not worth the internal turmoil of forcing every able-bodied man in Russia to fight a war. The only thing they gain from it is a possible victory and saving face of the current day Russia.
A Russia that will cease to be recognisable as it was before 2022, what ever the outcome of the war
YOU DON'T GET IT
IF THEY JUST REPEAT THE GREAT PATRIOTIC WAR IT WILL BE INSTANT VICTORY OVER ANY ODDS
>Taking over Ukraine simply
They won't, even if they mobilize. But they will send back a lot of corpses and Ukraine will get even more support because wiping out russian population instead of just army is such a nice gift for NATO that it will be worth any effort. Russia will cease to exist after such loss.
I think even Putin can read the writing on the wall. His military simply cannot beat the Ukrainians. They've got the momentum, the motivation, and the COMPETENCE to win.
>Full Mobilization
Attack the locomotives, factories, and other logistical elements. See how long "Muh Full Mobilization" lasts without supplies.
Not to mention the Ukrainians just routed the Russians. You think "Full Mobilization" is going to intimidate them? They can defeat a legion of fucking idiots.
>Attack the locomotives, factories, and other logistical elements.
Fuck that, just the fact that more bodies would just mean more deaths with each explosion at this point.
the russians would unironically preside over a disaster if they tried to fully mobilize
im talking entire armies starving due to to shit tier logistics and full scale desertions
they can barely hold together their ramshackle 170k man ''special operation''
this; and the more things fall apart, the already endemic corruption will get worse and worse as people carve out their own piece of pies however they can.
What could go wrong
Intel Slava Z has joined the doomposters now?
Follow us for doomposting that the West is unable to grasp
>Do mobilization
>Still lose
>Economy more fucked by shortages
>Belarus no longer cowed and revolts again like they were just doing the other year
>Now have two wars you are losing
>Now have riots at home
>Now have many armed angry men who don't want to fight and think the war was for idiotic reasons, just like WWI
Genius
HELP WE'RE BURNING
QUICK DUMP MORE FUEL ON IT SO IT BURNS FASTER!
if russia goes full mobilization then the ukrainians will pretty certainly get ATACMS.
If Putin declares mobilization he might as well just declare war on NATO now, the yanks will take the escalation and flood Ukraine with weapons in response.
>We might unironically get to see Abram columns blowing up T-60s next year
>We might unironically get to see Abram columns blowing up T-60s next year
entire column... in just one shot, kek
Aftermath of a HIMARS strike in Kharkiv, several command and signal vehicles destroyed, 2 TOR AA's destroyed, several to a hundred trucks destroyed
>several to a hundred
I meant several to a dozen lmfao
haha stupid holols we didnt have any fuel for those anyway so you wasted your wunderwaffe haha
Modern Warfare 2 and 3 were so fucking retarded. Even back then it was a ridiculous premise, now it's just laughable.
A lotta shit from the past 15ish years is gonna look utterly retarded in retrospect from now on.
>I will always enjoy the time we had with Bad Company 2
>several to a hundred
Yeah. Precision intel.
>you thought blitzkrieg [buzzword] was down(???)
esl using buzzwords is a fine example of shilling
There's nothing ESL about his post, you double ESL moron.
OH WHAT A DAY
WHAT A LOVELY DAY
4chan is coping by talking about New York getting nuked as a falseflag now lmao
Lol, those fuckers in pol created a discord to make false flags and vindicate their victim complex, you cant make this shit up
Incoherent shiposting can only stop so many fronts from collapsing on their own, sad but true.
>QUICK CHUGSISTERS WE'RE LOSING THE TWITTER OFFENSIVE
>random screenshots splattered all over a fuck huge image with zero context or explanation
whoever put this together is unironically a low i.q moron and probable ESL retard
That's most 4chan compilations and infographics
to be honest, the flag of the person posting it was indian.
>falseflag post implying the ones trolling you extremely well were just retarded trannies all along
/chug/ 4d chess fucking their own shit up as usual. the fact that so many of them are darwinistic and perceive themselves as "losing" to this is funny as fuck
/uhg/ is a tg group, never heard of anyone using discord. Are you OK?
I'm not the one who made a fake discord, where I "coordinate" the attack against literal autists
Nobody cares about Discord you fucking moron. You're obsessing over discord drama while real shit is happening on the ground. I would killl myself if I was a hyper-online gay like yourself. You're a fucking disgrace.
Dude, I just went chug for the first time, saw that and thought it was fucking pathetic. I have no involvment with any of that
I got my Flamin' Hot Cheetos post in at the top of thread #5598!
holy fuck you are so god damn dumb
/chug/ made that fake false flag discord to discredit /uhg/, who do not use discord in the first place
the discord is a fabrication to discredit pro-ukranian posters and he is pointing this out
use your eyes to read
How does this affect the current hilarious situation at ground exactly and why should we care what retards at 4chan are doing?
>Please take this war seriously!!!1111
lmao
why you should care? i don't and i recommend not to, don't think the guy posting did either. value is in that it's funny as fuck and i enjoy seeing it more than i enjoy seeing you being a harpy woman
you spazzing all feminine like he's bringing up random discords and petty personal drama when it's the normal talk of the town
The standard PrepHole procedure since 2016 is to blame any sort of discourse on discord, it'll not go away anytime soon
not surprising. pol is full of schizo that need something to validate their persecution complex, even if they have to make it themselves
I wonder what it is about pol that attracts schizo so much. I remember 8pol was unusable because of it and became a parody of itself
They do this all the time. Threads hitting the bump limit of special projects where they use Twitter sock puppets to make the other side look like retards. Or they edit fake screen shots and images and share them.
But it works. Pic related is fake but I have seen it on PrepHole and PrepHole as evidence of how evil fact checkers are. People accept it uncritically. Media even takes the Twitter caps and uncritically puts them in articles.
Hence lately there was a whole drive to say that windmills actual use/spill more oil that actual oil pipelines and truck transports. Common sense would tell you that windmills that don't move and use 1,000 liters of oil for lubricant don't cause more spills than much more numerous tanker trucks that do move and get into accidents, and hold many times as much oil. But they have Twitter caps of "engineers" saying this.
Lefties do this shit too. But 4chan is particularly deranged about it. Hell, Kyle had a very good self defense case and they still felt the need to Photoshop a Molotov being thrown at him by the manlet within hours of the event.
I don't even think 2020 crime FBI data is out, and even if they wanted to "debunk" something like this, they wouldn't use an explainer that makes it seem obviously true lol.
It's also not even close to true based on prior years. Black perps are the suspects in a bit over half of all homicides each year, not all violent crime. 4chan lacks basic reading comprehension, otherwise they would use the fact that is actually true to support their case.
For all violent crime it's significantly lower. I don't know why you would undermine yourself by being wrong instead of just saying homicides, where the fact is true. Battery is way less lopsided and there are way more of those than murders, which drags the average way down. But obviously murder is more serious.
to be fair, most fact checkers engage in serious Philip and destroyed their credibility in 2016 and 2020. There's the infamous one that claims boys aren't being allowed in girls locker rooms because trans girls aren't boys
>and they still felt the need to Photoshop a Molotov being thrown at him by the manlet within hours of the event.
in the video from behind that guy this did look conceivable
why do they do this? too much time and too many fucks on their hands?
i get funny trolling like trying to replicate old PrepHole legends through social engineering, but when you're actually doing dirty political work for no pay doesn't it loses the edge and fun? how do they stay motivated?
well we don't know if it's for no pay or not, do we? russia supports both the far left and the far right in america to sow discord and seditious fervor. big reason why pol is so shitted up after 2016 is because it's literally all russian shills, since they know how important that board was for the far right in america. unironically..
>those fuckers in pol
bro please, that's /chug/. There is still a /uhg/ for people who want to discuss reality, like how Russia is a bunch of fucking scumbags and Putin deserves to hang.
So, what do you think of this scenario for postwar: Russian rout makes monkey go bananas at which point some sensible colonel will organise a coup and take control. Georgia and other countries will seize the opportunity and declare indepence while US makes a deal with the colonel that Russia dispose of all nukes in return for a kind of marshall plan (so Russia is protected against China and can build a modern economy).
>US makes a deal with the colonel that Russia dispose of all nukes in return for a kind of marshall plan (so Russia is protected against China and can build a modern economy).
no
russia has proved time and time again that it can't be trusted to run itself
dispose of nukes and appoint a UN/NATO/US government
a major EU / US / Asian back alliance would be needed to stabilize Russia in such a situation. The East would end up under Chinese watch, the rest would have to be monitored by Euro / US peacekeepers. It would be a horrible situation for all.
Eh, worth it to not have to deal with Russia and her lies ever again.
Rybar is tears and begging the Russian MoD to tell the truth
Here is serving of truths, please enjoy :^*~~*~~))
Updated map
Its still outdated, ukies are going too fast
More like Russians are running before they get there.
you made it looks like he is giving a blowjob ;~;
it is fueled by the thick aroma of endless vatnik cope
it's outdated, the russians have evacuated izium. there's apparently still some fighting at lyman but the ukrainians have pushed back to the outer streets of lyschansk.
>Oleg becha were home by Christmas
what's/our general/ cooking up now?
Probably wanking himself to death while reading the news coming from the front
I know I would if I were in his place
Nah our boy is a gamer. He's probably figuring out right now where to send his reserves to keep rolling up the Russian routa as well as planning the Zaporizhzhia offensive with all his new toys.
Seljanka :DDDDDDD
What do you guys think the inevitable Sabaton song of the Ukrainan blitz will be called?
>ukraine wants east flank
>for months they telegraph they'll retake kherson
>they wind down east
>russia doesnt believe it
>ukraine rebuff and do feints on kherson
>russia sends tens of thousands to reinforce
>tens of thousands of russians move from east to kherson
>ukraine finally sees opening in east since large portion of forces has been split up by russians
>ukraine seizes the moment
>captures 2500 sq km of territory over night
LMAO
>Russians panic
>they will pull troops out of kherson to reinforce east
>ukraine pushes kherson
and everything they move into and out of Kherson has/had to cross the Dnepir 🙂
panic
>>they will pull troops out of Kherson to reinforce east
pushes Kherson
Russia CAN'T pull out of Kherson. The Ukrainians already blew up every bridge and they just shell every single pontoon the Russians try to put up.
There are like 25,000 Russians trapped on that side of the river completely incapable of running away or even being resupplied, and the news of the total collapse of the northern front must've already reached their ears.
ohnonononono hahahahahaha
WHAT. Now the Siversk section has collapsed too?
>be a russia
>fucking grind your way through the center of the Donbas for months
>lose thousands of men
>lose hundreds of tanks and armor
>still declare victory for advancing 15km after 2 months
>2 months later Ukraine completely reverses your gains in less than 24 hours
did ukraine fucking find the germans' unfound pervitin stash? i legit can't explain any of this shit
With the recent additions to NATO special Finland-strength Pervitin became available for lend-lease.
:DDDD
fucking vatniks really had no more defences than whatever foxholes the troops dug while waiting to attack
>germans' unfound pervitin stash?
the US has a much better version in it's "go fast" pills. ukraine got the almost-expired unused gulf war 1 pills as part of their lend lease package
> ukraine got the almost-expired unused gulf war 1 pills as part of their lend lease package
did they really?
in reality, lend-lease didn't even started yet. will the uki's occupy kuban?
for a serious explanation, this confirms that Russia has next to no reserves, even including LPR and DPR. What Reserves they had was sent to Kherson. They troops are so demoralized that an attack at one place in conjunction with vids of ukie Humvee's and M113s makes a whole front rout in fucking panic.
I didn't want to believe the russians literally had nothing, because even that seemed absurd (they at least have a lot of shit to give people, even if it's literally shit), but it seems that fucking no one in the east wants to even fight.
>The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides, by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee, with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord, when I lay my vengeance upon thee
They’re just righteous men, who have found a way to improve their lives and the lives of their brothers and sisters. God hath no more fury than a righteous man.
I have a hard time believing this. This just can't be true. Please i need more proof. If it is true i'll grab a shot glass of rum to celebrate.
Wait. What? That has to be a mistranslation.
Entire week has been a cycle of:
>That's not true, it's too unrealistic
>Jesus Christ it's actually confirmed
>Yeah, I get they're doing well, but THAT is just too unrealistic
Memes aside there's no way that can be true. Ukraine has made some great gains but this is just too much to believe.
How is the izum situation? Last I checked there were rumors the russians had fled the city
Liberated by Ukrainians after Russians abandoned it
Official?
theoretically. but the fog of war is particularly thick right now on the russian side, i don't know that even the russian officials know what the fuck where their units are or what they're doing right now.
Could be cope, but I saw some claims it was a negotiated withdrawal. Russians had to abandon all equipment and leave in soft skinned and civilian vehicles.
>yfw you realise "in south" means melitopol
I'm a fucking brainlet. But wouldn't taking Melitopol and threatening Berdyansk basically end this war? Or at least RU presence around Kherson?
>wouldn't taking Melitopol and threatening Berdyansk basically end this war
depends on the level of cope, right now russian leadership is just mentally in a fetal position plugging their ears
>threatening Berdyansk
why would you do that when Henichesk is right there in front of you?
russian swine is retreating from yet another place : volchansk
>Branches of the administration will be located in Kursk, Yakutsk, Vladivostok and St. Petersburg.
You didnt have to run THAT far
POV you are Puccian conscript on Kharkiv front
My sides were fucking unprepared for this shit, anon.
tactical retreat to siberia might be next
Umm it's tactical REGROUPMENT ok???
Yakutsk is actually further away from there than Siberia. Ukraine is closer to Canada than Yakutsk
>w-we'll be back!
didn't he just retreat there from kupyansk yesterday? guy moves fast.
He'd only been there for 2 days, probably still had all his stuff packed up.
>TEMPO TEMPO TEMPO
I can not comprehend the sheer VIOLENCE OF ACTION
There are no good rusomorons. All must die.
>TEMPO TEMPO TEMPO
Tempochads rise up
i don't know why i keep checking 4chan for such news. it's much bettere here
stop getting ALL your information from money making outlets
We're getting info from fucking Russians and DPR/LPR mooks fucking doomposting and WTFing as their "liberators" and "Protectors" fucking abandon them and flee to Russia in the face of the UA
Already posted elsewhere, but this typifies the UK troops' morale
https://nitter.it/HozaCatama/status/1568562122027827201#m
much obliged
liveuamaps just updated
it's beautiful