You have raised the ire of a dandy fop

>*strikes you smartly on the cheek with a velvet glove*
>"You, sir, are a knave and a rascal, and have besmirched my honor as a gentleman of good standing! I challenge you to a duel! Select your weapon and meet me at the dueling grounds at dawn!"

You can pick any weapon you want but he gets the same thing. What do you choose?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the thought of a duel to the death with shitty .380s at ten paces actually sounds brutal/painful as frick.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >*SNIIIIIIIIIIIIFF* SO WE MARKET A PINK .380 TO NANCY BOYS AND LEVERAGE THE WORD "wiener" A LOT
      >OK I'LL SEE WHAT HR SAYS BUT I DON'T THINK THAT WILL FLY

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I wish those Birdman adverts were real. Especially the nuke 50 and the homeboy sights.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Really though, why wouldn't picrel work

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Not big enough to achieve critical mass. Nuclear material doesn't scale like conventional explosives. Pic related is about as small as you'll get until someone figures out antimatter containment.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      All of PrepHole in one picture.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >You can pick any weapon you want but he gets the same thing
    flamethrower

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A Rock Island Armory 1911! Assuming he is of similar skill as me:
    >Take our 10 paces
    >Turn and BANG!
    >Miss the first shot
    >It has also failed to feed
    >I anticipate this and immediately run towards him after we pull the trigger
    >I club him to death before he can say "Oh good heavens!"
    I am also assuming he is averse to hand to hand combat.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >I am also assuming he is averse to hand to hand combat

      Maybe. He probably doesn't work for a living so he has the time to engage in leisurely pursuits. Fistucuffs might be one of them. Still, he probably won't be expecting you to beat him to death with a gun, so you'll have the element of surprise on your side.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >RIA
      ewww MiM pot metal void-filled garbage. if you're gonna larp with a cheap 1911 at least get a tisas because its forged steel instead of MiM

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >RIA
        >ewww MiM pot metal void-filled garbage. if you're gonna larp with a cheap 1911 at least get a tisas because its forged steel instead of MiM

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >supporting turkroaches instead of The Most Powerful Race

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Classic, low key meme. Only after I looked up where they were made did it click.
            >this post made by anti bobby lee gang

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              What'd Bobby ever do to you?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Did you just read the first sentence of the post?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >moronic

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >assuming he is averse to hand-to-hand combat
      two words:
      Cane Sword.
      Nice knowing you

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        If he brings his cane sword then he has violated the rules of the duel. I may be diced but his reputation, and possibly his family name, is forever tarnished.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >RIA
      ewww MiM pot metal void-filled garbage. if you're gonna larp with a cheap 1911 at least get a tisas because its forged steel instead of MiM

      Stop disrespecting the working man's choice in firearms. Rock Island is affordable and gets the job done.

      Get the Revolvers. Never had an issue.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the funniest part of all those foppy gentlemen with big wigs and makeup and fancy frilly clothing from the 17th through 19th centuries is most of them had likely seen active military service because of the constant warfare in Europe (likely in the cavalry due to their class) and had almost certainly actually killed people in melee combat in live battles with cannon and firearm fire all around them

      they would be more comfortable and familiar with up close and personal fighting for the express purpose of mutual killing than any tacticool larper on this website and that's while looking like a gay clown

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Historically pistol duels were limited to one shot each though. Any further violence would be considered dishonorable. If you'd rather fight unarmed, then you should stipulate that the duel is to be fought by pugilism.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Tactical rape

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I choose surprise. Enjoy 15 rounds of 230gr JHP at contact distance.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    My terms: we're to be sat on a log within reach of each other. Our pants nailed to the log to prevent movement. We're to be set afloat in the bay and given knives.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Your terms are acceptable

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I just don't show up

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nice pepe

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Flawless

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I choose a single shot express rifle. Winner gets blown out of his boots.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I gun him down immediately for assaulting me and making veritable threats to my life.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Id smash almost any pompous soft handed dandy in hand to hand.. If he can box I choke him or break his arm with techniques from the future. If not I break his face with fists and elbows

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Modern boxing unironically. I've boxed for a few years locally and could probably wallop the shit out of him even if he's athletic and even if he's some skilled old timey pugilist it would be fun anyway I just like boxing.
      He'd be at a disadvantage no matter what because either he's a Broughton/LPR or an early Marquess of Queensberry boxer and wouldn't be used to the bigger modern gloves and potentially different round time which can make a big difference.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He has a cane moron, he would make your kneecaps fly like golfballs before bludgeoning your skull as you lay on the ground screaming. I swear tough guys are too stupid to get that weapon always beats bare hands, no matter how many kung fu movies you saw

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          But the entire point of the thread is that he lets you set the terms of the fight. If I say we box we both have to box, that's the point of the thread.
          Sport boxing would have been very popular in his time, it would be a totally legitimate way to settle the dispute.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I thought he meant striking him down immediatly, nvmd

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >n-nooo, he would actually teleport behind you and use his cane-jutsu to totally beat you!
          Black person I would catch his homosexual ass cane and shove it up his victorian bootyhole. you can disagree, that's okay, you're wrong. end of

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        This except american/euro/Thai kickboxing

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        But anon, what if he discombobulates you?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Lol, but that's why I'd demand we use modern Boxing rules. No clapping Sherlock!

          This except american/euro/Thai kickboxing

          Broughton Boxing actually encouraged kicking, so there's at least a chance he could be familiar with something similar.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        if you use modern boxing techniques in a bare knuckle fight like they used to do back then you'll break your hands

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        This. Modern weaponry's largely too good for dueling, the reason people dueled was because only one in five duels went to the death.

        If you want odds like that, it either needs to be physical combat till someone submits, yields, is unconscious, or dies, some meme idea like

        https://i.imgur.com/LL5KieD.png

        , or you need to go back to old fashioned weaponry so you retain your honor while having a chance of survival.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >till someone submits or yields
          I have a pretty high pain tolerance, I think I could outlast him if we were fighting with picrel.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Cactus-o-Nine Tails

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Cactus-o-Nine Tails

            Damn I miss ECW

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            > +5 damage while wearing the tactical sarape
            > +7 intimidation while wearing tactical sombrero

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I would tell him that dueling is for the simple or the European and that civilized men don’t murder someone cause they can’t handle the bants.

    >pool noodles at dawn

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Tzar bomba

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoy this thread when it pops up

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >phonegay
      >can't even take a screenshot without popping the volume
      Doubly incompetent
      How anon? How?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      oh shit that's Rainier in the background, someone near me has fun toys

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Ft Lewis M2 range

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Gas canisters and matches.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I choose nothing but my own 2 hands! A good bout of fisticuffs ought to set us right, no need for bloodshed old chap.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >he gets your 2 hands as well
      >also has his own hands
      You dun goofed boi

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Knife in back when he turns around.
    Rob his ass and leave him in a bog.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >knife 'm
      >rob 'm
      >bog 'm
      pic related, anon

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      BLACK AS BOG

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I accept your challenge. We frot at dawn.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      God I love frotting so much.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        In a frot fight who wins, the guy who cums first or the guy who cums last?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I think who comes first. But I think you could establish this beforehand. I'm able to delay myself, and can even cum twice in a row within seconds.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous
            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              NTA but just stop right before you cum, take a few seconds, then start again and compromise rhythm between what you were doing before for partner and what you need to do to not give them AIDS/pregnancy. Most partners interpret it as edging them and like it IME.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I just edge a lot, gave me the ability. If I'm jerking off though I usually just do it as fast as possible, sub 1-minute, more of an administrative task at that point.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I think who comes first. But I think you could establish this beforehand. I'm able to delay myself, and can even cum twice in a row within seconds.

          It's contextual. Like in futa porn when one is fricking the other's wiener.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Glock 18 wit da stendo.Turn and spray.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Dildo

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Flintlock pistol.
    Godspeed to us both, sir.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Woe unto you, whose honor is so fragile that even the weakest of jabs lays it low. I deny you your honor and hold your weakness in contempt. Begone from me, retch and sully me with your presence no longer.

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Even if I lose, he'll never live down the humiliation of several people watching as he flails around trying to stab me with the end of a massive board

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Any handgun because morons don't know how to hit shit them. Put me past 15 yards and I might as well be in China for a lolnotraining.

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Whenever this questions comes up, I will always have to go with the Baroque Cycle answer; a ship mortar

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Qrd?

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    minuteman III so we both end up pussing out and never fight again, but instead do passive aggressive things like messing with each others homes and neighbors in a plausibly deniable way for the next 80 years

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >*strikes you smartly on the cheek with a velvet glove*
    >"You, sir, are a knave
    *Bang bang bang*
    Stop resisting, show me your hands, don't move.
    *Bang bang bang*
    Hands hands! Don't move! Show me your hands!
    *Bang bang bang*

    Man, officer safety.

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    a Mesur Schläger,
    if it's good for Otto Skorzeny it is good for me

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Shells at dawn, caneboy

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Pool noodles
    >Captcha: GAYN0D

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Buckets full of my piss, shit and cum, duel to be a cage match in a phone booth with the public watching.

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    W54 tactical nukes, at ten paces.

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No duel I refuse

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Fists

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Hand grenades.

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Any Glock

    >”Take your shot my good man”
    >bang
    >his hand is gone
    >retained my honor with no risk of injury
    >EZ

    GG NO RE

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Piss off, you twat.

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    knife fight gayet

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >*strikes you smartly on the cheek with a velvet glove*
    >"You, sir, are a kn-“ *KABANG*
    >put a tennis ball sized hole through his chest with this bad boy

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      what is that???

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The Pimp-cane shotgun from Saints Row

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Speaking of melee duels and Saint's Row...

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Well I thought using that would be a dick move

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If you just straight up refused would that be like the ultimate insult to him? Not 100% on what gentleman culture was like but if I remember correctly turning down a duel was just plain sacrilege.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If you refuse it's social suicide unless everyone knows you're a total badass. You can get out of it by apologizing to him for whatever you said, which won't lose you face if you really did say something offensive and he wasn't just trying to flex on you.

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I pull out my deck and my duel disk and then and It's time to d-d-d-d-d-d-duel.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Does he have his own deck or does he get the same deck as you?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Wouldn't you like to know?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, I would. I find it humorous wondering what sort of deck he'd put together, and if he can make use of yours if he so happens to receive a copy of it.

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >You can pick any weapon you want but he gets the same thing.
    Some weak-ass flintlock.
    A duel is about defending your honor, not getting people killed.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This. Modern weaponry's largely too good for dueling, the reason people dueled was because only one in five duels went to the death.

      If you want odds like that, it either needs to be physical combat till someone submits, yields, is unconscious, or dies, some meme idea like [...], or you need to go back to old fashioned weaponry so you retain your honor while having a chance of survival.

      Yknow I always hear people saying this but that guy on the CapAndBall youtube channel hits targets at pretty decent range with smoothbore pistols.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        yeah but you probably won't die if you wear some decent armor

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          They didn't wear armor in pistol duels.

          [...]
          Yknow I always hear people saying this but that guy on the CapAndBall youtube channel hits targets at pretty decent range with smoothbore pistols.

          Simple truth is most people don't want to kill other people. Prussia did a study on their marksmanship and found that in drills, accuracy with smoothbore guns was good enough that bayonet fighting should never occur. The opposing army should be obliterated before it could ever happen. Soldiers were missing on purpose.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >They didn't wear armor in pistol duels.
            sure they did wear some form of armor undeaneath their clothes

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Prussia did a study on their marksmanship and found that in drills, accuracy with smoothbore guns was good enough that bayonet fighting should never occur. The opposing army should be obliterated before it could ever happen. Soldiers were missing on purpose.

            Someone's study was flawed. Who was missing on purpose in the days of sword and spear?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            thats absurd and the american civil war is a direct refutation. the only thing soldiers abhor more than killing the enemy at a distance is close combat. Americans shot each other to literal pieces far more often than they would resort to bayonets even when close combat would have lead to overall fewer casualties.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >read On Killing
              >believed it

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Im not at all in support of the methodology of on killing but really it boils down to a though experiment. When facing the enemy would you rather shoot at silhouettes from 50 to 300 yards and have some bad feels later or go all in for some life or death RIPPIN AND TEARIN in every single encounter.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I understand what you're saying, but if it were the actual case then people wouldn't have done bayonet charges and trench clearing.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                no, they would, they would just require far more training and unit discipline. Much more drilling and training has to be invested in making a unit close the last 50 yards other than sheer desperation. I say the American civil war vindicates this as with mass conscription and little training of the rednecks and irish that were armed and shoved onto the field they chose to shoot the shit out of each other.

                anything after that I'd argue is pure desperation. Yes I would rather get in a knife fight than sit and die under artillery and machinegun fire

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Soldiers were missing on purpose.
            Yeah I'm sure that's the reason, definitely couldn't be the difference between calmly shooting during a drill or shooting in the middle of a battle at an opposing army that's shooting back at you.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Aren't you mixing that up with the Americans in Vietnam?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Nope.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I'd imagine it's the same as regular handguns. People don't know how to use them and blame the gun instead of accepting that they just missed.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This. I pick the shittiest, weakest flintlock possible, we have our duel far enough apart that the odds of us hitting each other are basically frickall. We shoot, we both miss, honour upheld, we go on with our business.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Cmon how can you give up the chance for some funny old timey boxing?

  44. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The lid from a can of spaghetti-o’s.

  45. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Anything really, because I show up to the duel several hours late and beat him to death with an oar.

  46. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >pick any weapon
    picrel

    I also insist, without compromise: that we each must step off 15 full paces on the count of the Field Marshall, weapons held pointing straight up. Single-handed firing stance only. Nobody may turn until the order to turn is given, which is understood to be "turn and fire at will." After the first shot, the Field Marshall will ask if honor is satisfied. If both parties are not in agreement that it is so, each turns to face away again, steps one full pace backward (toward the other, closing the distance by two complete paces) and awaits the order to turn again. Repeat until blood is drawn or all six rounds are expired.

    > Plot Twist: I'm going to nail him between chin & heart on the first shot.

  47. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    HMMMMMMM, be very careful.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Frick, I was looking for this series but forgot the title. Thanks anon.

  48. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    At 100 meters. You must dual wield while standing at all times. You may not use optics or sights, it has to be "from the hip," understood as you cannot attempt to shoulder either weapon (so, "from the armpit" down to approximately the beltline). Each gun is loaded 12+1, shooting does not cease until all weapons are empty or at least one participant is incapable of continuing to fire.

    Drop one weapon intentionally or otherwise and you forfeit.

  49. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Zach is my husbando, I would never fight him

  50. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Grenades

  51. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Carl gustafs at 200m, may the best man win.

  52. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Surprise Oedipal wretch
    >*45-70 derringer*

  53. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Axe and shield until first blood.

  54. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Fractional reserve banking and identity politics as a backup.

  55. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You guys are relying too much on the gun and not enough on the shooter. I choose AR-10s at 1000 paces. I don't even want to shoot him, just land shots close enough often enough that the mortal terror of being shot overtakes him and he runs away. Now his honor is double besmirched because he decided shooting was a proper way to settle a dispute.

  56. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Unarmed. Judo his ass with that thick clothing while naked.

  57. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >dandy fop
    20lb Sledgehammers at dawn it is then.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'd like to beat this guy to death with a sledgehammer, so I guess the weapon will be sledgehammers.

      I'm not such a bad guy.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        gif sauce?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          insisting. saucenao aint working

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          insisting. saucenao aint working

          That's Streets of Fire, and it's the most underrated movie of all time.

  58. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'd like to beat this guy to death with a sledgehammer, so I guess the weapon will be sledgehammers.

  59. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.

  60. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Bowie knives.

  61. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Literally just my fists.

  62. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I would snap that frickers pencil neck right there in the spot

  63. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I am going to murder you "accidentally"

  64. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Dont want to ruin it for you but a dandy was a guy like in the picture a fop was someone that dressed up in wigs and wore make up and perfume.

    Saw a film about that guy who made the dandy movement it was quite entertaining

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >that guy who made the dandy movement
      You mean Beau Brummel? Yeah he was based. The modern suit derives from his ideas, so we're basically all dandies now.

  65. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    > Meet the next day at dawn
    > There is a somewhat-freshly-dug circle on the lawn
    > "That's twenty paces diameter", I say
    > "We'll start in the center and simply walk to the edges of the circle, while counting paces to ensure neither party is taking shorter steps"
    > "I'll walk away from the sun so that when I turn to face you, I have a slight disadvantage"
    > "It's only right, considering I besmirched your honor"
    > Gentleman agrees and expresses admiration for my courage
    > We stand back to back in the center of the circle
    > "One..."
    > We start marching towards the perimeter of the circle
    > "Nine..."
    > I carefully jump over the fresh dirt and look back to see the gentleman take the tenth step onto the dirt circle
    > He steps on one of the many landmines I planted in a semi-circle the night before at dusk
    Simple as

  66. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    600 Megaton thermonuclear warheads. Setting them both off should get the job done. And I'd like the duel to take place in Israel if possible. If not then NYC, but I repeat myself.

  67. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    pipe bomb

  68. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >You can pick any weapon you want but he gets the same thing. What do you choose?
    Hammers.

  69. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A grenade.

  70. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Fist. Why fight to the death over trivial bullshit when you can just box each other and get a beer afterwards

  71. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A fair fight

  72. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    1v1 rust interventions only

  73. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    In many parts of the world before dueling pistols became a thing it was first to draw blood. Best mates would swing swords, get a cool scar and then go and drink the day away with rarely a fatality. German aristocracy would often try and make the scars more prominent so they had cudos later in life. Once handguns became a thing even aiming for a wounding shot would often kill the guy days later. There are a few books on the matter but basically duels went from a rite of passage to a pretty shit time with surgeons on hand trying to work out how to remove the ball from your now ex-jaw only for you to bleed out or die from their intervention in a few days.

  74. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Nukes

  75. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i call him a homosexual and walk away

  76. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    2 cans of axe spray and a few bic lighters

  77. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    angry cats. 10 paces. first to draw blood wins

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