You have an M2 Browning machine gun, a belt with 1,000 round of ammunition, and a time machine.

You have an M2 Browning machine gun, a belt with 1,000 round of ammunition, and a time machine.

You can go back to any point in time but cannot go forward in time or return to the present after you go back.

Where (when) do you go and why?

Discuss.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    in the reichstag before ww2 and antifa the germans into pudding

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >not going back and stopping the Russian Revolution
      ngmi

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The russian empire was at least as cancerous as the ussr- which, by 1918, was the russian empire with red paint all over anyway.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          the russian empire was unstable enough that I don't think you really could have stopped the revolution anyways, only delayed it

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            It doesn’t really matter if the Russian empire lives or not. The important part is if all the israeli communists are killed

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I'd shred the Train that took Lenin into Russia.

        The revolution was inevitable, the problem was the commies.

  2. 1 year ago
    Mandic

    >M2 Browning

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I will go to yesterday and go to the range with my new M.2

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Exactly what I was thinking

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Exactly what I was thinking

      >travel to yesterday
      >theres 2 of you now

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Now neither of us will be virgins

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Dope. We buy a bottle of bourbon and a case of beer and go shooting on public land, then we go home and DP our girlfriend.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >travel to yesterday
        >there are now two of me
        >yesterday me gets his time machine and M2
        >we travel to yesterday again
        >rinse and repeat until there is so many of me people start to fall out over the edge of the world

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    office of whoever invented vidya "skins"

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I stop those Eskimo fricks from ever crossing that Siberian ice bridge.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >30yr holding action
      >freezes balls off
      >cross anyway
      Nice try.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You misunderstand. I bring my snowmobile through the time machine with the M2, mount the thing, and then roam the wilderness, exterminating the tribes.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >1k rnds
          Ok. I would target the hunters and just let the rest starve. Better off with smallpox, anyway.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >after a few years mowing down savages you start feeling lonely and adopt an eskimo e-girl as your little pet
          >one thing leads to another when you find yourself leading your newfangled eurasian clan through proto-canada down to greener pastures
          >the rest is history

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            You tryin' to make me cum, pal?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >just one e-girl pet
            >has the oppurtunity for a harem and doesnt start one
            rookie mistake.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I just go back in time shortly before the October Revolution and ensure that all of the original communist party members are found and executed, and I kill Karl Marx and Frederich Engels before that.
    Then, I give the M2 to the post-Revolutionary American government.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >I just go back in time shortly before the October Revolution
      >and I kill Karl Marx and Frederich Engels before that.
      That would be a neat trick since Marx died in 1883.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Luckily I have a time machine.
        >Why do it in ass-backward order?
        For satisfaction and to make doubly sure.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >I just go back in time shortly before the October Revolution
      >and I kill Karl Marx and Frederich Engels before that.
      That would be a neat trick since Marx died in 1883.

      I mow down the tribe as they wander the desert.

      I take it back to Edom and Petra and nip the israelite problem in the bud.

      https://i.imgur.com/z99wB73.jpg

      The start of the Bar Kochba revolt, Jerusalem. Answer the JQ once and for all before it was even asked.

      >all these israelite ones
      You'd fail, there are too many israelites and they'd either run or swarm you.
      >perfect time
      The other side of the path Moses cleared through the Red Sea, the israelites can't go forward and due to the pursuing Egyptians they can't go back. Boom, you just ended the israelite menace.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I think you underestimate how much I hate them and the damage I could do with just a M2 barrel club

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Jews are severely bottlenecked, you have a good chance of making their entire bloodline fall apart if you kill one of them back then

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >2009
    >Sell transferable m2 for about 200k
    >Buy all the bitcoin.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I was gonna say Constantinople 1453 but actually my answer is this

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >money is power
      Many such cases.
      >1981 gold/oz
      >2020 Tesla

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I picked a more recent date/scheme, because I am curious to see how clown world ends.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Good thinking

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >The battle of Sekigahara (関ヶ原の戦い) in 1600 is the most decisive battle happened in the history of Japan. The battle field of Sekigahara is located on the border of Shiga and Gifu prefecture. This battle divided the power of Japan half and decided who was the last winner of Sengoku Period.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    August, 1619, 20-30 enslaved Africans landed at Point Comfort, today's Fort Monroe in Hampton, Va.
    Sink all slave ship before reaching the colonies. Explain to the slave "buyers" at gun point why importing nindus & joggers into the colonies is a terrible idea.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I was just thinking of this. You beat me to it, damn it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Sink all slave ship before reaching the colonies
      it's 0.5", not 5"

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Raufoss rounds will set those wooden ships on fire.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      very anti semitic anon

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    1000 rounds? Pass.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    1 second ago.
    Free machine gun, no changes in my life.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Smart, real smart. Like Galaxy Brain and shit.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Whenever soviet high command was meeting right before the battle of kursk.
    Easter front was a lost case anyway, so I'd ensure that it would literally bleed the soviet union dry, like an european equivalent of War of the Triple Alliance, where whole generation of male population was annihilated.
    Cold War would never happen in this reality, saving the post-war world from the cancer of communist influence.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the day before the big powerball is drawn, after i look up what numbers won

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The Hot Gates, 480 BC. open up on Persians with enfilading fire, travel back to current date and see how they interpreted the events

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >travel back to current date

      https://i.imgur.com/8eM8VXF.jpg

      You have an M2 Browning machine gun, a belt with 1,000 round of ammunition, and a time machine.

      You can go back to any point in time but cannot go forward in time or return to the present after you go back.

      Where (when) do you go and why?

      Discuss.

      >cannot go forward in time or return to the present after you go back

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        my time machine goes both ways

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          make your own thread, then, friend. not op, btw

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            who are you then, the time machine police?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous
  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I go back in time 3 seconds so I return to the present in 3 seconds with a kickass M2HB

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    52AD kingdom of judea

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    1066 and pop William the bastard and Harold Godwinson so that the last 1000 years are entirely different

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Can you help a brother out and secure the Galician throne for García aswell? Don't quite fancy our timeline of Castillian subjugation. Maybe a world without portugal aswell...

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    End the American civil war at manassas 1.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Give me a bolt action 50cal instead, something that could run black powder because it's not gas operated or recoil operated. I'd want to go back to around Roman times with one of those, start making black powder, and start making cast 50bmg rounds for it, because 1,000 rounds may seem like a lot but it'll still eventually dry up. I want to still be able to take down guys if I've run through all my smokeless rounds and honestly, a black powder .50bmg load is a very entertaining thought. I'll figure out primers eventually. Oh, I'd shoot a lot of people and turn a lot of areas to anarchy, by the way. I'd like that bolt action to have a scope of some kind, even if it'd become useless once I start using black powder rounds.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Swiss people were scoring hits at 1km with blackpowder rifles in the 1860s in competitions. Scopes remain useful.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    4th of July 1776 to blast the signatories of the declaration, then hunt down Washington. Thereafter hand the gun to the British and with any luck they'll at least be able to manufacture something similar.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I would make friends with the croatians and assist them with clearing out all of the serbians, before they are able to cause any major issues for any of the nations around.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'd like to go back to 1985 with an M1 so I could register it and make a million dollars today, oh, I'll also take a bunch of winning lottery numbers with me as well so I'd have a shitload of money and a transferrable M2 Browning. I'd especially take Oklahoma lottery numbers, people here were becoming billionaires last year.

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    probably not enough to finish the commies during the long march but damn it I would try, I would try so hard

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >gun that i cant even carry
    I'd rather have an ar15 and 1000rds of ammo. Yes, its less powerful, but i NEED to be able to walk around. Mobility is important

    Anywho, id probably go to some castle in 15th century europe and single handedly take the damn place.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >go to some castle in 15th century europe and single handedly take the damn place.
      I guess you'll learn the hard way what a murder hole is

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        its 15th century europe, i'll be dead by the age of 45 anyway

        underestimation of your opponents is a bad thing

        dont care, id try anyway

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          fair enough

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      underestimation of your opponents is a bad thing

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'd go back to cowboy times and buy a farm for 2 dollars and marry a cute girl with giant breasts who is impressed by my fat bankroll and vast knowledge and the fact that I'm six feet tall and everyone else back then was five foot six
    I'll keep the Browning in the barn in case Indians attack.

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'd give it to the Kahama chimps

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    1910 and shoot Woodrow Wilson 1000 times

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Islandwana. In fact, I'll haggle and rid myself of the M2 Browning, get a Maxim machine gun with more rounds and mow down the horde.

    See: wiki/Battle_of_the_Shangani

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'd go back in time, after genghis khan's death, and slowly wither away the mongols with a European coalition force; Thereby reducing their golden age to just barely a few years.

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I keep the M2 in the present and go back in time to kill Roosevelt before he even has the chance to ponder the NFA

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Go to Jerusalem in 70AD and mow down Legionaires and save the Temple

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I mow down the tribe as they wander the desert.

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I go back to when the first organism stepped out of the ooze. That fricker isn't starting all this bullshit on my watch.

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    January 6th 2021. Mow down chuds attacking our democracy

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      wow dude are you actually threatening ethnic minorities suppressed by the Russian authorities?
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chud

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      based and antifa pilled, day of the rope for Republican traitors and seditionists

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I go back in time and give it to my dad, he will pass it down to me in the present
    checkmate atheists

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    CAESAR, GET DOWWWWN!

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    China, wherever I can be immediately dropped to shred as many members of the CCP and Mao as possible.
    Fricking world would be so much better if the communists never rose to power there, if globalization of trade and the off-shoring of manufacturing jobs never happened, etc.
    I probably wouldn't survive, and maybe things would get fricked up long term still, but it'd be worth it.

    God would it be worth it.

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I take it back to Edom and Petra and nip the israelite problem in the bud.

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I go back in time 1 second.

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I check the winning numbers for last month's lottery, go back a month and win.
    Now not only I'm a millionare, I also have an M2 and lots of ammo.

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Constantinople

    May 1453

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I go back to 216 a week after Rome was defeated at Cannae, set up on the Capitoline Hill and finish Hannibal's job by mowing down the entire senate. My man really deserved the W.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Unfathomably based.

      I'd probably go back to the ~390 BC sack of Rome and help the Gauls wipe out the Romans holed up on the Capitoline Hill. Then bag the Roman relief force after that.

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    5 minutes ago with a brand new m2

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    9/10/01 and due to lack of real airport security I ventilate the terries and save the pentagon

  44. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >1,000 round of ammunition
    homie that's an awfully low amount of ammo

  45. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Go back to the Peace Conference of 1861 and explain everything that will happen in the future. As a North Carolinian I would be a neutral voice in the matter and would hopefully be listened to, but if not I can just as easily force them to listen at gunpoint with my M2. I'd bring my laptop along as well to show them what horrors the future will bring.
    From there, I go see Lincoln and the US Senate and then Davis and the CS Senate and ask them to meet me somewhere neutral like Virginia so we can end these tensions and ship all the slaves back peacefully.

  46. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Nobunagas castle ;_;7

  47. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Whatever the biggest meeting of the Frankfurt ~~*School*~~ was.

  48. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I go back to the Route 91 Harvest music festival in 2017 and get revenge on that talentless frick Jason Aldeen for ruining my night with his "music".

  49. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    october 1 2017, mandalay bay hotel, las vegas

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      , It's like you can't even read.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        i'm gonna make it a race

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I've already won.

  50. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I travel to 1560 and pink mist the entire Gioro clan at the Suksuhu River to eliminate Nurhaci in order to prevent the technologically regressionist Qing from ever taking power. The gun industry would flourish.

  51. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I bring it back in time to show Browning how to make it

  52. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Battle of Hastings

  53. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i would have traveled back to the peninsular war and shared the design with napoleon so he could win and conquer Europe. establish myself as french nobility and marry a qt french patrician in the process. would be very comfy.

  54. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I set up outside the clubhouse on Jekyll Island, GA, on the evening of November 23, 1910, and smoke every single motherfricker at the meeting that created the Federal Reserve Banking System. After expending all 1000 rounds of APIT I enter the rapidly burning house with whatever other weapons I can acquire and hunt down any survivors.

    I personally cut off J. P. Morgan's head and mail it to Wall Street with a note that says "Send More Bankers"

  55. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Battle of Lützen (1632) with the goal of providing enough suppressing fire to immediately route the Hapsburg army and ensuring the survival of Gustavus Adolphus.

  56. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Kill Em All 350,000,000bc
    I am trash vertebrate
    410757864530 DEAD TETRAPODS

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >hey i'm walkin' he-ACK
      The only correct answer. If I can hold the line for at least a few years I think this timeline can be fixed

  57. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The start of the Bar Kochba revolt, Jerusalem. Answer the JQ once and for all before it was even asked.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Ancient people would frick you up even without guns you low test fatso.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Found the butthurt parasite.

  58. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If I has an M2 and a time machine then Istanbul would be Constantinople

  59. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  60. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shimabara_Rebellion
    I would give it to tokugawa for fun

  61. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I go back to 1920 and claim the patent on it.

  62. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Battle of Lützen 1632

    Gonna save the Lion of the North from the papist horde.

  63. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >No one has mentioned Gettysburg, mowing down Yankees

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >implying 1 modern HMG with 1000 rounds would be a game-changer in gettysburg
      >implying even a loss at gettysburg would allow for confederate victory

  64. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I try to prevent c**t ottomans from taking Constantinople

  65. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Amateurs out here trying to save the Byzantines post 4th Crusade
    This is how you do it:

    Battle of Yarmuk.

    Position myself in a way that enables me to mow down the Rashidun cavalry charge.
    Rashiduns fail to take Syria and the Levant. Rome stands eternal.

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