You have an M2 Browning machine gun, a belt with 1,000 round of ammunition, and a time machine.
You can go back to any point in time but cannot go forward in time or return to the present after you go back.
Where (when) do you go and why?
Discuss.
You have an M2 Browning machine gun, a belt with 1,000 round of ammunition, and a time machine.
in the reichstag before ww2 and antifa the germans into pudding
>not going back and stopping the Russian Revolution
ngmi
The russian empire was at least as cancerous as the ussr- which, by 1918, was the russian empire with red paint all over anyway.
the russian empire was unstable enough that I don't think you really could have stopped the revolution anyways, only delayed it
It doesn’t really matter if the Russian empire lives or not. The important part is if all the gnomish communists are killed
I'd shred the Train that took Lenin into Russia.
The revolution was inevitable, the problem was the commies.
>M2 Browning
I will go to yesterday and go to the range with my new M.2
Exactly what I was thinking
>travel to yesterday
>theres 2 of you now
Now neither of us will be virgins
Dope. We buy a bottle of bourbon and a case of beer and go shooting on public land, then we go home and DP our girlfriend.
>travel to yesterday
>there are now two of me
>yesterday me gets his time machine and M2
>we travel to yesterday again
>rinse and repeat until there is so many of me people start to fall out over the edge of the world
office of whoever invented vidya "skins"
I stop those Eskimo fucks from ever crossing that Siberian ice bridge.
>30yr holding action
>freezes balls off
>cross anyway
Nice try.
You misunderstand. I bring my snowmobile through the time machine with the M2, mount the thing, and then roam the wilderness, exterminating the tribes.
>1k rnds
Ok. I would target the hunters and just let the rest starve. Better off with smallpox, anyway.
>after a few years mowing down savages you start feeling lonely and adopt an eskimo e-boi as your little pet
>one thing leads to another when you find yourself leading your newfangled eurasian clan through proto-canada down to greener pastures
>the rest is history
You tryin' to make me cum, pal?
>just one e-boi pet
>has the oppurtunity for a harem and doesnt start one
rookie mistake.
I just go back in time shortly before the October Revolution and ensure that all of the original communist party members are found and executed, and I kill Karl Marx and Frederich Engels before that.
Then, I give the M2 to the post-Revolutionary American government.
>I just go back in time shortly before the October Revolution
>and I kill Karl Marx and Frederich Engels before that.
That would be a neat trick since Marx died in 1883.
Luckily I have a time machine.
>Why do it in ass-backward order?
For satisfaction and to make doubly sure.
>all these garden gnome ones
You'd fail, there are too many garden gnomes and they'd either run or swarm you.
>perfect time
The other side of the path Moses cleared through the Red Sea, the garden gnomes can't go forward and due to the pursuing Egyptians they can't go back. Boom, you just ended the garden gnome menace.
I think you underestimate how much I hate them and the damage I could do with just a M2 barrel club
garden gnomes are severely bottlenecked, you have a good chance of making their entire bloodline fall apart if you kill one of them back then
>2009
>Sell transferable m2 for about 200k
>Buy all the bitcoin.
I was gonna say Constantinople 1453 but actually my answer is this
>money is power
Many such cases.
>1981 gold/oz
>2020 Tesla
I picked a more recent date/scheme, because I am curious to see how clown world ends.
Good thinking
>The battle of Sekigahara (関ヶ原の戦い) in 1600 is the most decisive battle happened in the history of Japan. The battle field of Sekigahara is located on the border of Shiga and Gifu prefecture. This battle divided the power of Japan half and decided who was the last winner of Sengoku Period.
August, 1619, 20-30 enslaved Africans landed at Point Comfort, today's Fort Monroe in Hampton, Va.
Sink all slave ship before reaching the colonies. Explain to the slave "buyers" at gun point why importing nindus & joggers into the colonies is a terrible idea.
I was just thinking of this. You beat me to it, damn it.
>Sink all slave ship before reaching the colonies
it's 0.5", not 5"
Raufoss rounds will set those wooden ships on fire.
very anti semitic anon
1000 rounds? Pass.
1 second ago.
Free machine gun, no changes in my life.
Smart, real smart. Like Galaxy Brain and shit.
Whenever soviet high command was meeting right before the battle of kursk.
Easter front was a lost case anyway, so I'd ensure that it would literally bleed the soviet union dry, like an european equivalent of War of the Triple Alliance, where whole generation of male population was annihilated.
Cold War would never happen in this reality, saving the post-war world from the cancer of communist influence.
the day before the big powerball is drawn, after i look up what numbers won
The Hot Gates, 480 BC. open up on Persians with enfilading fire, travel back to current date and see how they interpreted the events
>travel back to current date
>cannot go forward in time or return to the present after you go back
my time machine goes both ways
make your own thread, then, friend. not op, btw
who are you then, the time machine police?
I go back in time 3 seconds so I return to the present in 3 seconds with a kickass M2HB
52AD kingdom of judea
1066 and pop William the bastard and Harold Godwinson so that the last 1000 years are entirely different
Can you help a brother out and secure the Galician throne for García aswell? Don't quite fancy our timeline of Castillian subjugation. Maybe a world without portugal aswell...
End the American civil war at manassas 1.
Give me a bolt action 50cal instead, something that could run black powder because it's not gas operated or recoil operated. I'd want to go back to around Roman times with one of those, start making black powder, and start making cast 50bmg rounds for it, because 1,000 rounds may seem like a lot but it'll still eventually dry up. I want to still be able to take down guys if I've run through all my smokeless rounds and honestly, a black powder .50bmg load is a very entertaining thought. I'll figure out primers eventually. Oh, I'd shoot a lot of people and turn a lot of areas to anarchy, by the way. I'd like that bolt action to have a scope of some kind, even if it'd become useless once I start using black powder rounds.
Swiss people were scoring hits at 1km with blackpowder rifles in the 1860s in competitions. Scopes remain useful.
4th of July 1776 to blast the signatories of the declaration, then hunt down Washington. Thereafter hand the gun to the British and with any luck they'll at least be able to manufacture something similar.
I would make friends with the croatians and assist them with clearing out all of the serbians, before they are able to cause any major issues for any of the nations around.
I'd like to go back to 1985 with an M1 so I could register it and make a million dollars today, oh, I'll also take a bunch of winning lottery numbers with me as well so I'd have a shitload of money and a transferrable M2 Browning. I'd especially take Oklahoma lottery numbers, people here were becoming billionaires last year.
probably not enough to finish the commies during the long march but damn it I would try, I would try so hard
>gun that i cant even carry
I'd rather have an ar15 and 1000rds of ammo. Yes, its less powerful, but i NEED to be able to walk around. Mobility is important
Anywho, id probably go to some castle in 15th century europe and single handedly take the damn place.
>go to some castle in 15th century europe and single handedly take the damn place.
I guess you'll learn the hard way what a murder hole is
its 15th century europe, i'll be dead by the age of 45 anyway
dont care, id try anyway
fair enough
underestimation of your opponents is a bad thing
I'd go back to cowboy times and buy a farm for 2 dollars and marry a cute girl with giant tits who is impressed by my fat bankroll and vast knowledge and the fact that I'm six feet tall and everyone else back then was five foot six
I'll keep the Browning in the barn in case Indians attack.
I'd give it to the Kahama chimps
1910 and shoot Woodrow Wilson 1000 times
Islandwana. In fact, I'll haggle and rid myself of the M2 Browning, get a Maxim machine gun with more rounds and mow down the horde.
See: wiki/Battle_of_the_Shangani
I'd go back in time, after genghis khan's death, and slowly wither away the mongols with a European coalition force; Thereby reducing their golden age to just barely a few years.
I keep the M2 in the present and go back in time to kill Roosevelt before he even has the chance to ponder the NFA
Go to Jerusalem in 70AD and mow down Legionaires and save the Temple
I mow down the tribe as they wander the desert.
I go back to when the first organism stepped out of the ooze. That fucker isn't starting all this bullshit on my watch.
January 6th 2021. Mow down chuds attacking our democracy
wow dude are you actually threatening ethnic minorities suppressed by the Russian authorities?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chud
based and antifa pilled, day of the rope for Republican traitors and seditionists
I go back in time and give it to my dad, he will pass it down to me in the present
checkmate atheists
CAESAR, GET DOWWWWN!
China, wherever I can be immediately dropped to shred as many members of the CCP and Mao as possible.
Fucking world would be so much better if the communists never rose to power there, if globalization of trade and the off-shoring of manufacturing jobs never happened, etc.
I probably wouldn't survive, and maybe things would get fucked up long term still, but it'd be worth it.
God would it be worth it.
I take it back to Edom and Petra and nip the garden gnome problem in the bud.
I go back in time 1 second.
I check the winning numbers for last month's lottery, go back a month and win.
Now not only I'm a millionare, I also have an M2 and lots of ammo.
Constantinople
May 1453
I go back to 216 a week after Rome was defeated at Cannae, set up on the Capitoline Hill and finish Hannibal's job by mowing down the entire senate. My man really deserved the W.
Unfathomably based.
I'd probably go back to the ~390 BC sack of Rome and help the Gauls wipe out the Romans holed up on the Capitoline Hill. Then bag the Roman relief force after that.
5 minutes ago with a brand new m2
9/10/01 and due to lack of real airport security I ventilate the terries and save the pentagon
>1,000 round of ammunition
bro that's an awfully low amount of ammo
Go back to the Peace Conference of 1861 and explain everything that will happen in the future. As a North Carolinian I would be a neutral voice in the matter and would hopefully be listened to, but if not I can just as easily force them to listen at gunpoint with my M2. I'd bring my laptop along as well to show them what horrors the future will bring.
From there, I go see Lincoln and the US Senate and then Davis and the CS Senate and ask them to meet me somewhere neutral like Virginia so we can end these tensions and ship all the slaves back peacefully.
Nobunagas castle ;_;7
Whatever the biggest meeting of the Frankfurt ~~*School*~~ was.
I go back to the Route 91 Harvest music festival in 2017 and get revenge on that talentless fuck Jason Aldeen for ruining my night with his "music".
october 1 2017, mandalay bay hotel, las vegas
, It's like you can't even read.
i'm gonna make it a race
I've already won.
I travel to 1560 and pink mist the entire Gioro clan at the Suksuhu River to eliminate Nurhaci in order to prevent the technologically regressionist Qing from ever taking power. The gun industry would flourish.
I bring it back in time to show Browning how to make it
Battle of Hastings
i would have traveled back to the peninsular war and shared the design with napoleon so he could win and conquer Europe. establish myself as french nobility and marry a qt french patrician in the process. would be very comfy.
I set up outside the clubhouse on Jekyll Island, GA, on the evening of November 23, 1910, and smoke every single motherfucker at the meeting that created the Federal Reserve Banking System. After expending all 1000 rounds of APIT I enter the rapidly burning house with whatever other weapons I can acquire and hunt down any survivors.
I personally cut off J. P. Morgan's head and mail it to Wall Street with a note that says "Send More Bankers"
Battle of Lützen (1632) with the goal of providing enough suppressing fire to immediately route the Hapsburg army and ensuring the survival of Gustavus Adolphus.
Kill Em All 350,000,000bc
I am trash vertebrate
410757864530 DEAD TETRAPODS
>hey i'm walkin' he-ACK
The only correct answer. If I can hold the line for at least a few years I think this timeline can be fixed
The start of the Bar Kochba revolt, Jerusalem. Answer the JQ once and for all before it was even asked.
Ancient people would fuck you up even without guns you low test fatso.
Found the butthurt parasite.
If I has an M2 and a time machine then Istanbul would be Constantinople
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shimabara_Rebellion
I would give it to tokugawa for fun
I go back to 1920 and claim the patent on it.
Battle of Lützen 1632
Gonna save the Lion of the North from the papist horde.
>No one has mentioned Gettysburg, mowing down Yankees
>implying 1 modern HMG with 1000 rounds would be a game-changer in gettysburg
>implying even a loss at gettysburg would allow for confederate victory
I try to prevent cunt ottomans from taking Constantinople
>Amateurs out here trying to save the Byzantines post 4th Crusade
This is how you do it:
Battle of Yarmuk.
Position myself in a way that enables me to mow down the Rashidun cavalry charge.
Rashiduns fail to take Syria and the Levant. Rome stands eternal.