you cannot win against this

you cannot win against this

250 Piece Survival Gear First Aid Kit

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250 Piece Survival Gear First Aid Kit

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    China's banned weapon of war has entered the chat

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I cannot unsee an oven-roasted turkey.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/Qs2h7oI.jpeg

        China's banned weapon of war has entered the chat

        I'd be lying if I said that a roast chicken was what I saw when looking at the thumbnail.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >China
      ackshually China did the pollaxe first, about 2000 years before the yuropoors stumbled onto it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        did not know china had such weapons 7k years ago

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's not a halberd, that's an axe with a pointy end.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >not a halberd
          neither is the OP, dummy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      was this weapon fielded by entire armies? it seems unpractical

      wasn't that design created by some german youtuber?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >was this weapon fielded by entire armies
        not like your mom was
        >seems unpractical
        its a fricking axe on a long stick what is even slightly impractical about that

        >german youtuber
        no the magazine crossbow was invented in ancient China and used as a civilian hand weapon up until the Warlord Era

        https://i.imgur.com/C4twiYY.png

        you cannot win against this

        Russian bombed Belgorod by accident again and is getting its shit pushed in outside Kharkiv right now

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >its a fricking axe on a long stick what is even slightly impractical about that
          seems expensive to mass produce and not much better than spears, all that weight is hard to use in an army vs army fight, it is an specialized weapon against armor which is good, but not everyone in the battlefield was wearing full plate armor

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            source: dude trust me

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              yeah that's why everyone was using them instead of massive spears, even the zweihänder was more useful than shitty polearms

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I use them

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >the zweihänder was more useful than
                the zweihander existsed just barely long enough for a bunch of tourist woodcuts to be made, it was never anything but a niche weapon used in a specific era and place and only reason we remember them is because they were grotesque.
                meanwhile polearms have been used since the dawn of time in every place by every race of man, without exception

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                zweihänder was used to cut down spears when both armies clashed
                >polearms have been used since the dawn of time
                you mean spears, spears and humans have always been existing together

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                pretty sure the stick was used long before the spear

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                a stick becomes a spear once you start stabbing things with it

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >pongo with obviously man-made spear
                What is going on in Asia?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                a zweihander basically is a polearm anon, you don't use it like a sword

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >but not everyone in the battlefield was wearing full plate armor
            Main fighting force was wearing full plate.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Mass production was not an issue in Medieval armies

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this weapon actually sucks and was never very widely used. but even if it didnt suck, it would still suck even more against armored fighters which is who used pollaxes primarily

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pidly draw weight makes it almost useless. The huge five foot span crossbows they had lo load by lying down or working in teams were unironically more practical.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Useless against enemy soldiers due to its pathetic power and lack of range.
      Probably works well against unarmed peasants below a wall though.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    As a matter of fact...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >using ranged weapons
      >on top of that being a fatty
      CVCKOLD

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That guy is fat

        Arrows and bolts have a hard time penetrating soft armor placed on a jiggly surface. Obesity is an advantage in ranged combat.
        >CVCKOLD
        Doesn't make you any less perforated.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That guy is fat

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the axe head is rather heavy and prone to overcomiting, so the business end was actually the spike on the buttcap.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The AR-15 of medieval times.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That would be the spear, this would be more like a sidewinder

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's a way- it's called a sword. There's no way an axe-whatchamacallit would win against a sword.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the poleaxe developed as men-at-arms increasingly wore more plate armor
      the hammer delivers blunt trauma and concussion, the axe cracks through the joints, the spike pierces them
      a sword getting through plate has a much harder job, you have to do shit like half handing to try to pry into the joints and murder stroke to use the pommel as a hammer

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      swords suck ass noob. Spear OP

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You may test that hypothesis at your own convenience

        Poor pathetic speargays seething that their threads never do well, they cant, not with fifty bumps, reach the level of the average swordthread.

        Continue to seethe about the fact that the Romans conquered half the world when the sword was their primary weapon (no a javelin you throw to soften up people for your sword centric battle strategy is not your primary weapon LOL)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You may test that hypothesis at your own convenience

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the opposite end of the shaft would typically have a spike or at least be sharpened too

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >you cannot win against this

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >lives in a biome other than flat grassland
      what now moron

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Point Beijing on the map

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/HQTD4mY.jpeg

        Turns out if you built your walls out of stone instead of dirt like the chinese the horse boys cant do shit

        >steppe homies pay city homies to make infantry armies and build siege equipment
        what now

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          did not work in europe for them only in china and there it was a mix out of often traitors and the bad city walls.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Problem was in Europe every shitty poorgay barony had its own at least decent quality fort, to the point where it cost more to try and conquer an area than it paid out for land pirates like the Mongols.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw no proto-hruk horse addicted gf to make preggo

        https://i.imgur.com/HQTD4mY.jpeg

        Turns out if you built your walls out of stone instead of dirt like the chinese the horse boys cant do shit

        >mongo horse bois want to invade glorious Nihon
        >pays chink semen to ship them over
        >turned out that they are the OG /csg/ - Chink Shit General and build shitty bots for the mongos
        >get sunk by a storm
        What did they mean by this? :-/

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >hmmmm noyyyyerrrr you cant beat me white piggu--
      >BANG
      >-ACK!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Turns out if you built your walls out of stone instead of dirt like the chinese the horse boys cant do shit

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >uses captured chinese engineer to catapult rotten cows inside your walls

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >heavy
    >hard to build
    >hard to use
    Pointed stick beats it so hard it's not even a fight.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn't zweihander used specifically to counter this? Giga homie sword to cut off pikes
    And due to the dangers of being in the front row, the Zweihander users were paid double and could afford fancy colorful clothes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is a pollaxe, not a pike. They are extremely different things.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Im sorry, what?

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It doesn't do slashing damage, because that part is blunt as well.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sui generis never ever

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