You are Vucic, the elected dictator of Serbia.

You are Vucic, the elected dictator of Serbia. Your goal is to liberate Kosovo, eliminate the albanian gangs and restore law while deterring NATO. What weapons do you use?
The 2M albanians are to be deported to Albania or Gaza'd.

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kill myself because i'm serbian

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shove a bottle up my ass and blame albanians

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >actually falling for this

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ikr, all of Serbia fell for it once and they ended up getting bombed, pretty hilarious

        Unironically kill myself because that's a hopeless venture that will end in my execution anyway. Serbia has literally zero leverage with which to accomplish that goal and the only thing I could even hope for is the fact that a US election is coming up so the president may be looking toward avoiding international confrontation. But even then, it's just as likely that if my ethnic cleansing campaign were to really kick off, it may become a moral rallying cry said president could use to garner support with an intervention.

        All in all, suicide is more expedient.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yeah no not my point

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically kill myself because that's a hopeless venture that will end in my execution anyway. Serbia has literally zero leverage with which to accomplish that goal and the only thing I could even hope for is the fact that a US election is coming up so the president may be looking toward avoiding international confrontation. But even then, it's just as likely that if my ethnic cleansing campaign were to really kick off, it may become a moral rallying cry said president could use to garner support with an intervention.

    All in all, suicide is more expedient.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I covertly support the establishment of numerous wahabist mosques in Kosovo and Albania to encourage extremely destructive Islamist terrorism, which will result in the delegitimization of both countries and a NATO occupation, which I can covertly sabotage with weapons shipments and cash infusions to the guerillas. Eventually NATO will get bored and I will be able to move in and seize indirect or direct control

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That is literally what Serbs are doing

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would poop in the outhouse and wipe my ass with three fingers, but not before raping a gypsy because I am a s*rbian and therefore a gypsy.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the elected dictator of Serbia
    >elected dictator
    What

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      /k/edditors are moronic voooters

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Some dictators got their post through (rigged) elections, usually becoming President for life or similar.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    beg Putler for a bunch of wunderwaffen supersonic khinžal rockets, send a bunch of men into war and uhhhh destroy NATOfascists and KKKosovo dont worry about it dude

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I continue shedding tears into a Serbian flag as the UN recognizes Srebrenica, listen to voicemails from EU accession bureaucrats that we can’t join the Cool Kids Club until we recognize Kosovo, then sob louder while I jerk off furiously to a poster of a stern F-117 mommy domme with a huge glass strap-on.
    >but what weapons do you use
    Weaponized humiliation. Remote as the chance may be of NATO giving a pity victory to Serbia, it’s unironically orders of magnitude more likely than anny other potentially successful scenario.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you can't do a Gaza if you're not a israelite, silly. Uncle Sam won't allow it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >you can't do a Gaza if you're not a israelite, silly. Uncle Sam won't allow it.
      Servia should have thought of that and aligned itself to the US 65 years ago to get a 1 Free Genocide coupon for later redemption

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You don't understand, the Serbs had to align themselves with Russia because they helped them 600 years ago

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They basically got away with Srebrenica, Kosovo was just the Americans realizing that appeasement isn't going to work.

        Oh. NATO and Europe also acted against Albanians and other groups. It’s just while everyone had a bite of genocide pie? The Serbs dove into it face first. Plus everyone else was more willing to stop the ethnic cleansing free for all.

        >when the albans were just as genocidous as the serbs.
        No they weren't, the serbs literally massacred their own citizens so they could pin it on the albanians
        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panda_Bar_massacre

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Historylet here, why did NATO decide to bomb the serbs and allow kosovo to happen, when the albans were just as genocidous as the serbs.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh. NATO and Europe also acted against Albanians and other groups. It’s just while everyone had a bite of genocide pie? The Serbs dove into it face first. Plus everyone else was more willing to stop the ethnic cleansing free for all.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    555Man0dic555

    >The 2M albanians are to be deported to Albania or Gaza'd.

    Deported to Schweiz and Republic of German-Austria.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based. Ethnic enrichment is better than ethnic cleansing.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Look to the west: Croat’s, Bosnians and Italians
    >Look to the north: Hungarians, Czechs and Poles
    >look to the east: Romanian’s and Bulgarians
    >look to the south: Albanian’s, Greeks and Turks
    Factor in the probability that a lot of those countries are also going to be hosting US/UK/French/German NATO troops I think my best bet will be to do what the other Anon’s are doing and suck start a Zastva.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What weapons do you use?
    Loudest ones possible, until americans realize that they don't have a base in Kosovo to invade Irak and watch Russia, then I negociate with them to push back the albanians with the Delta Force.

    Also called: the Kosovo War but this time Serbia see the opportunity first.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      serbian least schizo take

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