You are leading a five person expedition into a zone formed by unknown phenomena.

You are leading a five person expedition into a zone formed by unknown phenomena. You have no idea what to expect, all previous expeditions haven't returned, none of there communications via radio or satellite have ever escaped, and data produced by exterior sensors has not been able to be understood

Requirements:
>team must be made up of five volunteers, from any background
>the team must be armed and needs to carry all equipment on their person
>the overall terrain is expected to be a swampy coastal bayou
>money is no object, and you can request any fear the US government would reasonably be able to obtain

Who would you pick, what would be your approach, and how would you equip them?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Who would you pick

    A nine month pregnant Natalie Portman (dressed up as Anne Frank obviously), armed with an M16A2 rifle with an M203 grenade launcher.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's 5 menopausal women with past experience in leadership roles of which I won't appoint any of them and let them sort out who leads, they will all carry 10/22's and since the terrain is unpredictable I think it's appropriate to use unpredictable camouflage so pic related.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >5 menopausal women

      *4 menopausal women

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't one of them turn into a tree or something?

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >ham-faced half white women with mag-pul ARs and knock off gorkas
    This is just a /k/ meetup

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >You have no idea what to expect, all previous expeditions haven't returned, none of there communications via radio or satellite have ever escaped, and data produced by exterior sensors has not been able to be understood

    Refuse.

    Find someone else to lead your suicide mission butthole.

    Go ahead and send me to Leavenworth. I ain't fricking around with no Ayy Lmaos.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Find someone else to lead your suicide mission butthole.

      in this scenario, you freely volunteered to undertake the mission fully well knowing it would be a suicide mission. You are free to step back and not go through with it at anytime before actually entering the zone.

      they make it very clear that this is a volunteer mission that no one is being coerced to undertake

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Ask for a frick load of equipment
        >enter zone
        >walk along edge
        >desert

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Why am I moronic in this universe?

        Ok assuming I'm moronic I choose:

        Me, moron, equipment: Nothing (including clothes, I am completely nude from head to toe, this is to seduce any aliums in the zone)

        1 Navy Seal, Equipment: 202 FLASH launcher plus small arms of their choice

        1 E-Thot camgirl who preferably resembles early 2000s Sasha Grey in case my seduction techniques do not work.

        1 Supercommando Boris Johnson, equipped with a DeLisle Carbine

        1 random Schizo from nearest inpatient Psychiatric rehabilitation facility, equipped with a Special Atomic Demolition Munition (SADM) "Suitcase Nuke".

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The Estrogen Four. Behind the Lancome Line

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What didn't understand about this movie is why they didn't send any combat personnel with the science ladies. I get that the previous military expeditions failed due to cosmic horror bullshit but did they just run out of army guys? It would have at least prevented the science team from getting fricked up by a bear...

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Womyn stronk. No need no stinkin' air support.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      As i recall the in movie reason was "we've only ever sent men"

      https://i.imgur.com/OsBetIy.jpg

      You are leading a five person expedition into a zone formed by unknown phenomena. You have no idea what to expect, all previous expeditions haven't returned, none of there communications via radio or satellite have ever escaped, and data produced by exterior sensors has not been able to be understood

      Requirements:
      >team must be made up of five volunteers, from any background
      >the team must be armed and needs to carry all equipment on their person
      >the overall terrain is expected to be a swampy coastal bayou
      >money is no object, and you can request any fear the US government would reasonably be able to obtain

      Who would you pick, what would be your approach, and how would you equip them?

      Assuming its the same thing as in the film, just parachute 5 US soldiers from a high alttitude into the center, and have them rig the lighthouse to blow/burn.

      If not the case, run some observation or experimentd for a while before sending people in.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      they had run through all previous volunteers, and were basically left with people who had a death wish or otherwise wanted to destroy themselves

      The psychologist said that they had been sending in people for three years at that point without a single one returning. Whole organization was in despair, and had to resort to using volunteers who were going to kill themselves anyways

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Well they should have checked the VA if all they needed was people with suicidal tendencies.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >five volunteers to drive/fly drones into the zone
    Easy peasy and will even get some of gov's money.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    > 2 nuclear technicians
    > 3 idiots
    > 1 (one) nuclear bomb
    I end the zone.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Natalie Portman now stands before The Monolith.

      What does she wish for?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Channel?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        breasts

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >breasts

          She's already got those

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I suppose the GI Janes just maxed out all of the eldritch thing credit cards.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >money is no object
    ok
    >look for a bunch of drunk eastern yuro
    >get 50 of them to replace the killed one
    >buy a nice ranch in a country who allows polygamy
    >get pic related in the house and marry all four
    >month later some drunk frick will call you "lot of people died but its done"
    >enjoy pic related view

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >everyone must have at least rudimentary medical training at an EMT level
    >similar universal skills requirements in radio communications and fieldcraft
    >each speaks at least one foreign language that nobody else in the group speaks
    >one dedicated medical professional, one dedicated communications professional, one demolition/security specialist, two scientists from different fields
    >one scientist must be a biologist
    >everyone is getting full CBRN training and gear
    You've got to treat it more like assembling a crew of astronauts than a fireteam, I think. Everyone is really good at something, but they've all got to have a substantial baseline level of technical knowledge.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      they are going to live in CBRN gear for weeks or even months?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Not live in, but they'll have it on them, they'll know when to use it, and they'll be able to put it on quickly.

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