You are at home chilling when suddenly, you hear someone trying to break in.

You are at home chilling when suddenly, you hear someone trying to break in. Fortunately, you have pic related hanging on the wall. Which one do you use to defend yourself?

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I call the police.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      And then? Just wait to greet the guy?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      call the cops and retreat from the break in point.
      everything is insured and no possession is worth a life, theirs from breaking in or mine from fighting them.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Fleeing your home, your sacred castle, at the first sign of intrusion and leaving it to the criminal to do as he wishes
        So bitchmade I want to puke. Hope he remembers to pack his wife and kids before he runs off

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I blow my rape whistle

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        to inform the home intruder he's about to be raped?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Of course

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Great idea, that way at least you'll still be warm when your body is found.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Break-open double barrel
    >.308 that'll send a round into the neighbor's house
    Neither of these options are good, but the rifle has more capacity so I'll take that.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >having neighbor's
      yngmi

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

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      Just blow a pound or two of meat out of him with a varmint round.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      why do you muricans live in paper houses? Mine only has a single inner wall(between kitchen and living room) a rifle could penetrate

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        There's an unsucked migrant cock somewhere. Go find it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >M'lord sez I'm bettah off'en dem 'Muricanz cuz Oi gots me uh brick shack ta liv en

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        A .308 rifle round can absolutely blow through whatever brick apartment you're in.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Is your house made of steel plating? Because if not, I promise you a .308 will go right through your walls. I'll let it be because I know people don't own guns in your country so you had no way to know anything about rifle ballistics.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          If someone is breaking into your house you're not gonna lay down suppressive fire. You're putting one or two into center mass.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I know that, but the potential to miss goes up a lot under stress, and even if you hit, that bullet is still going to have a lot of dick behind it after it blows clear through the bad guy.

        • 1 month ago
          äää

          live in a place with armored walls and have worked in labs with varying degrees of blast and EMP hardening. reinforced walls are a special kind of pain in the ass, and they eat at least one power tool per major maintenance job because contractors refuse to believe that the wall is what the blueprints say it is. but you can set up sandbags and an MG position aiming down the hall and spend the day taking pot shots without getting the job done. same can't be said for ahab's brick nonsense of course

          https://i.imgur.com/FeaXKL4.jpg

          [...]
          bro YOU LIVE IN A PLYWOOD “HOUSE.”

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is your house made of steel plating? Because if not, I promise you a .308 will go right through your walls. I'll let it be because I know people don't own guns in your country so you had no way to know anything about rifle ballistics.

      bro YOU LIVE IN A PLYWOOD “HOUSE.”

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >>.308 that'll send a round into the neighbor's house
      That's not a liability concern. The criminal attacking you actually has to pay for your neighbor's damage.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Terrific, but it's still a "don't want to dome my neighbor or his wife or kid" problem

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Use VMAX.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    M14 gang

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'll be taking the m14e2

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    call the cops and retreat from the break in point.
    everything is insured and no possession is worth a life, theirs from breaking in or mine from fighting them.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is this bait?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Kek I think so, I was about to call him a cuckhold gay but checked myself just in case

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You're gay abd retarded.
      Probably also a communist.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's still shitposting even if it's ironic

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >my walls can stop the bullets i don't have!
      is this supposed to be an own?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        for

        why do you muricans live in paper houses? Mine only has a single inner wall(between kitchen and living room) a rifle could penetrate

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >not grabbing a knife and pic related for extra health
    NGMI

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >M14 vs Olympia
    Thinly veiled Cawodoody thread

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >not farming points off of the intruder with my 1911
    It's round 1 anon, save up for the box.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    m14. olympia is for queers

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i would rather talk about the mercenary company leader being assassinated

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Jannies say that’s a no no because they are gay and gays and hate fun

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      His plane got brought down by one of these two guns. We're here trying to figure out which one it was.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Need some beans for the chowder here!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's just a storm Dick, sit down.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    IT SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONES BREAKING IN

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's just a storm, Dick.
      Settle down.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Which one do you use

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Inside the house is close enough for the fun switch on the M14.

  15. 1 month ago
    äää

    even for an evergreen trashposting thread, asking what you choose between a gun with a sling and one you can drop as soon as you're done using it is insultingly low effort.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >don't use the sling
      >can drop the gun as soon as I'm done using it
      stupid bitch

      • 1 month ago
        äää

        oh my bad carry on dying

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    M14 aimin for headshots unless I hear "FETCH ME THEIR SOULS" then I'm grabbing the Olympia

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I take the shotgun because I think it looks cooler

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm calling police because good luck breaking through the reinforced steel door lmao.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The m14 for flesh piercing ability

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I grab my home defense spear and run the rapscallion through

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Very easy choice.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    both are fine.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The rifle is far more effective as a weapon and it isn't close. Concerns about collateral damage are legitimate but secondary.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Dual wield

  25. 1 month ago
    This Post Was Made By M14 Gang

    Imagine unironically using the Olympia

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    4 shots from my 1911 then finish them off with the knife for maximum points

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I get my gun, sit on my bed, and point at the door waiting for them to open it

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I take both.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    M14 100%
    In a real life scenario, either would be fine, intruder is likely to run away after the first shot, but just in case there are multiple, or that they are determined to try and harm you, youd want the M14

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