You are a member of the USCSS Covenant security team, what weapons/kit do you take with you?

You are a member of the USCSS Covenant security team, what weapons/kit do you take with you?

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    FN Ballista in .338 Lapua Magnum, in a soft carry backpack and an mp9 smg as a PDW.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.digitaldigging.net/prometheus-an-archaeological-perspective/

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is that pistol still a sniper rifle?

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    M41A with flamethrower and grenade launcher attachment
    a ton of mags and grenades
    extra M41A with flamethrower in case my main fails

    Everyone else carries a M56 Smartgun with a ton of batteries and magazines

    Every pilot/driver/Lt carries a M41A and a sidearm of their choice

    UA 571-C on every intersection, corner and kill zone all set to shoot at everything that doesn't have a IR IFF transponder

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    AR-15 with obnoxious green laser and flappy hat

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is there any way to get out of this chickenshit outfit?

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Request reassignment to another company's vessels because Weyland-Yutani has a horrendous safety record.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      But what about the bonus?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >You’ll get what’s coming to you

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Riiiight.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >no Conrad reference in the name
    Ain't going

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    P90, G3, .357 revolver
    Armored vac suit with a load-bearing exo built into it

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ugh, all the cool weapons aren't in use in Prometheus' time. No smart guns, no pulse rifles, just shotguns and match pistols. Even the more sensible loadouts of Covenant are still in the future, the laser pistols of Alien and the double mag tube shotguns and 8-shooter revolvers of Isolation are even further off.
    I'd take whatever they have in a designated marksman rifle, and the closest thing they have to a double stack 1911, a couple frag grenades, and keep a flamethrower handy, like, in a vehicle or something.
    And a combat knife, closest thing to a k-bar they have.

    The whole mission was doomed from the start, as Vickers deliberately hired the dumbest fucking scientists she could find, so as to sabotage her asshole father's mission, as shown in this line from the draft script.

    I certainly wouldn't take my fucking helmet off and press all the buttons on the alien spaceship full of barrels of ninja turtle ooze, or try to fuck the hammerheaded cock snake.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nukes

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's the only way to be sure.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yea that’s great and all OP, but what about the bonus situation?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Right!

      I don’t get it. Why would you want your condoms to be acid resistant?

      >summer child in fall
      Wtf timeline is this?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Wtf timeline is this?
        climate change.
        summer is now super summer and fall is now summer

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    acid resistant condoms

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t get it. Why would you want your condoms to be acid resistant?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        so he can fuck the xenomorphs anon, they have acidic blood

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        so he can fuck the xenomorphs anon, they have acidic blood

        >Wtf timeline is this?
        climate change.
        summer is now super summer and fall is now summer

        I found this whole exchange more amusing than it ought to be.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    nukes

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