>Yes, yes, well done, Wagner, well done.

>Yes, yes, well done, Wagner, well done. HOWEVER...

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    POTTER DID YOU PUT MY NAME IN THE GOBLET OF DEFENESTRATION?!?!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Dumbledorovich asked calmly

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/aUm8z9U.jpg

      >Yes, yes, well done, Wagner, well done. HOWEVER...

      Harry Pyotr and the Prisoner of Blyatskaban

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Harry Pyotr and the Gopnik on Fire

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Harriovich Pyotr and the Monke's Orb
          Harrishna Pyotr and the Azovstahl Cum-pits
          Harrinki Pyotrski and the conscript of blyakstaban

          The LOTR posting can wait, I'm ready for the Pyotr shitposts. Bonus points bc JK Rowling is apparently mentioned in ol' Vladdy P's speeches.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Harry Pyotr and the Deathly Himars

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Underrated

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >not Harry Pyotr and the Prisoner of Astrakan

        You had one job...

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      he said calmly

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Defenesized b***h

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Dumbledorovich asked calmly

      I lost

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >PUUUUTIN, did you put your name in the Goblet of Quagmire?

      >CRUCIO

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >hmmm yes
    >a long line of alcoholism in this one
    >your family has served in the past as well
    >i seem to recall your grandfather being hazed in his time, though he enjoyed the the act a little too much to be called "hazing"
    >you follow in his footsteps I see as well, HIV positive from your outings
    >i know just the place for you
    VDV conscript to... BAKHMUT

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >VDV conscript

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        What? VDV are literally from the conscripted. Everyone gets called up, the smarter (and usually richer) conscripts get separated out for VDV and Spetnaz.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nice.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You forgot this line
      >Not Vuhledar you say?
      And just then he goes
      >VDV conscript to... BAKHMUT

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking based beyond all means, trannies and vatnigs btfo’d

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      xD

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >VDV conscript to... BAKHMUT
      the definition of the 9th circle of hell

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      INCLUDE ME IN THE SCREENCAP

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Heh

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >"one point to the general staff for each successful feint of the special military operation," Gerasimor announced not without a certain mirth.
    >at once the assorted generals started cheering and excitedly talking among each other.
    >Gerasimor leaned forward over his podium. The mirth was gone from his face.
    >"Zero points!" He announced calmly.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      lel

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >it's just like my popular media

    Maybe I'm just old at this point, but this shit's moronic.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, thats the joke. Its taking the piss out of "just like my muh popular franchise".
      That and the troony potter meme.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I got some bad news about how a lot of memes work, anon.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It is just like popular media, but not the one thats prominent in this thread.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >And 9 rings he gave to the Serbs, who above all else desire Russian cum

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >One country to rule them all
          >One country to bind them
          >One country to rape them all
          >And into poverty bind them!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >remote activated poison rings
        mite be cool

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >doesn't know "he said calmly"
      bbbbbrrrrroooooowwwwwwnnnnnnn

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This 'comparing it to franchises' started when a prominent vatnik on twitter started doing in on the 26th Feb 2022.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >"It's not just a rocket launcher Harry, it's a M142 HIMARS!"

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/63yVfBG.jpg

      >Master has given Dobby a sock! Now Dobby is better equipped than most Russian conscripts!

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    TDF! TDF IN THE TRENCH!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    WHERE KIEV?!
    PUTIN WANT KIEV!

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't need you to tell me how fricking good my watermelon is, okay? I'm the one who grows it. I know how good it is. When Tatiana goes shopping she buys SHIT. I grow the gourmet expensive stuff because when I eat it I want to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the watermelons in my kitchen, it's the dead vatniks in my town.

    let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead Vatnik Storage"?

    Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead vatBlack folk ain't my fricking business, that's why!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Underrated

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I love that you can basically say Black person and get away with it if you turn around and act like a Black personlover. Overcompensating is the new meta

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I will never get what's the obesion of USA and the word Black person.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Eat shit Black person

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Anon amazed you can say and do shit you normally can't if you're playing a character in a movie

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't Bruce Willis walk around NYC with a t-shirt saying "I hate Black folk"? He is still adored.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Fellow Pulp Fiction apppreciator

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Master has given Dobby a sock! Now Dobby is better equipped than most Russian conscripts!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      lost

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking christ.

      God it's not even fricking sarcasm it's fricking truuuue shit like this makes it hit you all again.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      God damnit

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Bur!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      God dammit Dobby

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      My sides

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      THEY'RE CALLED FOOT WRAPS AND THEY HAVE A LONG PROUD HISTORY!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      jesus fricking christ

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      bump

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      top zozzle

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Too real.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      most amusing post ive seen on PrepHole in a while i almost audibly laughed

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Avtomat Kalashnikova. The Killing Curse. Not nice. Not pleasant. And there's no counter-curse. There's no blocking it. Only one wizard is known to have survived it. And he's sitting in front of me right now.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Stop, stop, stop! You're going to get conscripted! Besides, you're saying it wrong. Its Kyiv, not Kiev!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Best one

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >“Harry, did I ever tell you about my secret nephew Aurelius? He was an illegitimate half-muggle love child whom my family was ashamed of, so my mother (his grandmother) sailed to the United States with him as a baby, instead of his father or mother. When the ship started to sink (because it was the Titanic), an unrelated half-black daughter of a rapist mind control wizard switched him out with her half-brother (whose mother was consensual, and also white). The rapist wizard didn't care about the daughter, but he did love his son, and he was afraid that the daughter’s mother's son would be angry that his mother was mind control raped and kill the baby instead of the rapist, so he sent the son he loved across the sea (on the Titanic) to be raised in an orphanage by a muggle who hated magic instead of protecting him himself. Anyway, both babies just happened to be magic, so the daughter switched them so she could have a less annoying brother. My mother thought that her grandson was still on the Titanic, and felt so strongly about this secret shame child that she’d tried to abandon in America that she tried to swim down and rescue him and drowned instead of just using magic while the rape daughter watched and did nothing to inform her that her real son was already safe. She then gave my nephew to a French half-elf servant who served the mother, and after the mother was raped and died in childbirth, that meant she had to continue serving the rapist, who thought he was the real son, and delivered him to the orphanage. My nephew was then raised as a muggle who didn't know how to control his magic, destroyed half of New York, had sex with Voldemort's pet snake, got into goth fashion, killed Bambi, and joined a cult ruled by a gay wizard Nazi whom I sodomized. By the way, don’t ask why they used a muggle boat instead of apparating or flying across the ocean. They were all good friends, except the rapist mind control wizard” he said calmly.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Tbf the whole brother thing is probably Grindelwald's bullshit.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >"Don't know exactly what happened to him afterwards. Last I heard he was doing something with running real fast and assaulting randos in Hawaii. Real crazy shit, Harry." muttered Dumbledore.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Shills using PrepHole memes then just change words. Cringe asses lol

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >using words other people have used
      Teg aaold fotihs sopre

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Uunngeraaldtd

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I know you're going to roll your eyes, but hear me out: Harry Potter should have carried a 1911.

    Here's why:

    Imagine how epic the first movie would be if Harry had put a breeching charge on the bathroom wall, flash-banged the hole, and then went in wearing NVGs and a Kevlar-weave stab-vest, carrying a SPAS-12.

    And have you noticed that only Europe seems to a problem with Deatheaters? Maybe it's because Americans have spent the last 200 years shooting deer, playing GTA: Vice City, and keeping an eye out for black helicopters over their compounds. Meanwhile, Brits have been cutting their steaks with spoons. Remember: gun-control means that Voldemort wins. God made wizards and God made muggles, but Samuel Colt made them equal.

    Now I know what you're going to say: "But a wizard could just disarm someone with a gun!" Yeah, well they can also disarm someone with a wand (as they do many times throughout the books/movies). But which is faster: saying a spell or pulling a trigger?

    Avada Kedavra, meet Avtomat Kalashnikova.

    Imagine Harry out in the woods, wearing his invisibility cloak, carrying a .50bmg Barrett, turning Deatheaters into pink mist, scratching a lightning bolt into his rifle stock for each kill. I don't think Madam Pomfrey has any spells that can scrape your brains off of the trees and put you back together after something like that. Voldemort's wand may be 13.5 inches with a Phoenix-feather core, but Harry's would be 0.50 inches with a tungsten core. Let's see Voldy wave his at 3,000 feet per second. Better hope you have some Essence of Dittany for that sucking chest wound.

    I can see it now...Voldemort roaring with evil laughter and boasting to Harry that he can't be killed, since he is protected by seven Horcruxes, only to have Harry give a crooked grin, flick his cigarette butt away, and deliver what would easily be the best one-liner in the entire series:

    "Well then I guess it's a good thing my 1911 holds 7+1."

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I know this is a copypasta, but ages ago I recall a VS topic where they pit Kiritsugu Emiya (a mage who also uses guns) against the HP world, and he stomped.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Most Nasuverse magicians would curbstomp HP wizards that aren't Dumbledore or Voldemort, and even then there's a good amount of Nasuverse magicians who could obliterate both

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Most Nasuverse magicians would curbstomp HP wizards that aren't Dumbledore or Voldemort, and even then there's a good amount of Nasuverse magicians who could obliterate both

        >Nasuversewank
        Please, Kiritsugu's entire gimmick is that he's good against the wizards of his own world, the Harry Potter Universe works entirely differently.
        In the Nasuverse, Teleportation is considered a technique close to True Magic, in Harry Potter it's something 12 year olds can fricking do.
        His Origin Bullets are specifically designed to work against Nasuverse mechanics, and there's a very high chance that they'd just get no-sold by Harry Potter wards and defensive spells because there are no Magic Circuits involved.
        At the end of the day, you're arguing that a peak human with a gun who can move at 4x his normal speed for a brief moment can sweep through Harry Potter Bullshit.
        Kiritsugu can go and frick himself he's an edgy moron and a shit magus.
        Also "Most Nasuverse Magicians"
        Most Nasuverse Magicians are shitters on the level of fricking Waver Velvet or Atrum Galliasta.
        The rules of the setting practically require every magus to have a singular gimmick and stick to it because it takes hundreds of years just to get a decent fire spell figured out unless you're a genius.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          And, as an addendum, Flat Escardos, an immensely powerful Nasuverse Magus who is able to frick with pretty much every single spellcaster he meets gets shot twice by a group of mundane soldiers with Sniper Rifles and actually fricking dies (This releases some weird magic demon that now puppets his body but Flat himself is dead).
          It's not a strong setting at all.

          >Magus
          shit tier compared to Nasuverse wizards and sorcerers, the latter having powers comparable to literally God

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Wizards and Sorcerors
            Well, they're called Magicians, and no, they aren't "comparable to God" you fricking clown, they just have magical abilities that are seemingly impossible to replicate with scientific means. (At least until the time of Notes.)
            Somebody like Zelretch for example can frick about with parallel timelines, but that doesn't give him infinite power or anything considering he's still beneath beings like Types and only snuck a win against Type Moon by surprising him.
            The Root in a SENSE is "god" but True Magic is not close to the Root's full power because you get True Magic by observing the Root and not actually touching it because that instantly kills you.
            Also, all the Magicians in the setting are shit tier compared to a girl who is a Magus but has a connection to the Root and said girl got killed by being stabbed in the back once.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            HP literally runs on "powers as the plot demands".

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Not true. Everything runs on a system of being allowed unless it's not. This isn't contradictory. Ron once said that his mother could make food out of thin air, but Hermione corrected him and said that food couldn't be made from nothing. Only duplicated. So there are rules to magic.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >I know you're going to roll your eyes, but hear me out: Harry Potter should have carried a 1911.
      Of course I'm rolling my eyes. How the frick would an 11 year old britbong yuropoor get a loicense for a 1911?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think the Wizarding World really has much in the way of gun control, they just don't know what guns are or don't care for them

        Even if it had gun control there are no magical police anyway so what the frick are they gonna do

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      america canonically has no evil wizard problem

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      my sides, where is that from?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Some guy on PrepHole hacked into OpenAI's mainframe and managed to remove the censorship and allow other anons to ERP with the chatbot and do other stupid shit like this Dumbledore thing. Other anons had more than their share of fun with it. I think it's still possible to do it but I'm too tech illiterate to figure it out

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Just use the opanai workshop mode, it's the ChatGPT dev console with none of the restrictions, and you don't have to frick around to get to it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >he said rubbing his hands together
      My fricking sides

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Harry Potter makes for some really funny shitpost material for some reason.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Mostly because of Dumbledore, because bearded British wizard is funny

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      because it's goofy as shit when you think about it as an adult, but we all liked it or at least knew stuff about it from the cultural osmosis as kids

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >ginnytalia weastoly is dating a chechen again

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Russianclaw still hasn’t won the House Cup

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I think you mean Slytherus.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        house Slythermanian is finally rearming after losing the second wizarding war
        I wonder if they will invest all of their resources into wunderwands again
        unicorn core wrapped in griffonbeak glued by mandrake glue fricking crazy man

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        > Slytherus
        Black person those by the most part are competent, so do not apply

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Hufflerus then.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Slytherus are actually mostly thugs and morons that get commanded by one guy.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Crabbe is canonically more capable magically than Malfoy

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >his one notable feat is conjuring up demon fire, losing control over it and then getting incinerated by it
              Impressive, very nice.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        But Slytherin are an extremely obvious and unsubtle waffen SS stand-in.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Underrated

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    And, as an addendum, Flat Escardos, an immensely powerful Nasuverse Magus who is able to frick with pretty much every single spellcaster he meets gets shot twice by a group of mundane soldiers with Sniper Rifles and actually fricking dies (This releases some weird magic demon that now puppets his body but Flat himself is dead).
    It's not a strong setting at all.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Goldmine of a thread, hope it doesn't get nuked

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I love evocation class.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >"HOWEVER," Dumbledore continued calmly, as the Wagnerites' grins froze on their faces. House master Prighozin stopped clapping, sensing the menace of the word
    >"However, recent events must be taken into account. And I have a few last-minute JDAMs to award"
    >Russian positions across Bakhmut are rocked by giant explosions as fortified buildings begin collapsing on top of them. Wagnerites can be seen scrambling everywhere

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Comrade Potter, we have to capture the chamber of secrets in Hagzovstal and kill the wizard eating NATO engineered Basilisk which lives there. Here is your rusty wand-74 and a nimbus - T62 edition. Take your frickbud- I mean battle buddy Weasleyovitch and charge the serpent straight ahead. 76th battalion of the VDVindor will attack first. If you retreat the Chechen dementor penal battalion will execute you by sucking you dry. Remember, no banan.

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Frontline!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >kedavras the Sorting Hat

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        kill your local sorting hat

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >yfw, this lil homie is probably now flying drones dropping mortar shells on the ziggers and laughing maniacally at real gore.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I like how the top of the sorting hat becomes a pile of shit after monke's face provides contrast

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Frick, for some reason I always thought he was Russian. Now I feel ashamed. I'll go cry in a corner now

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Yes, yes well done Hohols, well done Hohols. HOWEVER...recent events must be taken into account.
    >To the wagernites of жoпa squad, for all huddling in a single foxhole...1 drone dropped VOG
    >Second, to MTLB crewman Vasily Vasilovich, for the best driving seen in many years...a row of TM-46 landmines
    >And third, to the trench asoolter, for pure nerve and outstanding tunnel vision...I award a burst of 5.45
    >And finally, it takes a great deal of bravery to assault a fortified position, but a great deal more to assault over an open field. I award unlimited artillery barrages to all vatniks in Bakhmut!

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Funny how JK Rowling made the Irish kid an explosives enthusiast.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Irish boy is named Seamus and likes blowing stuff up
      >Indian girl is named Parvati
      >Chinese girl is named Ching Chong
      Bravo, Rowling.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You're forgetting one.
        >Only black auror is called Kingsley Shacklebolt

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          were his ancestors forced to harvest lightning?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            my fricking sides

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Ching Chong
        Are you fricking with me? That can't be true.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          She’s actually called Cho Chang, which in many ways is worse because the two names are from completely different Asian cultures (the first is Korean, the second is Chinese).

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            They’re also both last names (or possibly both first names, can’t remember which)

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            They’re also both last names (or possibly both first names, can’t remember which)

            >making judgements based on romanised spelling
            lol know-nothing gweilos spotted

            Cho Chang isn't great but isn't the worst

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >let me explain, gweilo
              lol, lmao

              Not me homosexual, I just defended them. I don't go on Reddit so who knows where it's from, I'm guessing you reverse searched it which still isn't a proof.
              Either way PrepHole has always been cringe. It's a website for morons and weebs, that greentext probably came from somewhere like PrepHole

              [...]
              I have never watched PrepHoletubers? Ever. I can barely watch any YouTuber that stares at me I have to block their face with my hand kek.

              I don't have the problem of eye contact, but holy shit I get hung up on details.
              Spent 4 hours dismantling a printer for shits and giggles again.
              It's like a good movie to me, I love it but I know it's not good for me.
              Yet I keep coming back like a man to his abusive mistress.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >movie only moron detected

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        This fricking nerd reads books

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Why yes I had a proper childhood how about you

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >On PrepHole
            >Proper childhood

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I actually did though. I am mildly autistic, though, but my childhood was great.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >I am autistic
                There's no such thing. That's just something doctors made up so they could get more money.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                No Black person this shit isn't fake, I am legit autistic. The whole can't look people in the eye (without effort) socially inept, can't understand empathy, get hung up on things, whole nine yards.
                I have the advantage of being high functioning though so I can see my quirks and get past them, but it's real.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                One of the signs of autism is a lack of interest in fiction. Yet here you are, in a Harry Potter thread. Clearly you aren't autistic.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I bet you self-diagnose yourself with cancer on WebMD too

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Not true at all.
                There is a correlation with sci-fi though, of which I have an avid interest. You often see me posting in the space threads about rocketry.
                Fiction non fiction it's all the same if it had concepts that are interesting, the only thing not interesting to an autist or assberger are the social aspects.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                If that's true then why are you addicted to watching vtuber clips? Clearly you do like social stuff.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Autists love fiction, like Sonic the Hedgehog

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >He doesn't read Starship Troopers religiously
          >He doesn't yearn for a world where service guarantees citizenship
          >He probably watched the shitty movie
          >He doesn't know about nuking bugs in power armor
          >He probably thinks everyone should be able to vote

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >He probably watched the shitty movie
            Klendathu Drop was pretty cool tho.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >standard spacing between mobile infantry troopers is 2km due to the effectivity of weapons at range
            starships troopers book is the type of kino that shit like 40k and halo lost it's touch with, and battletech is slowing losing too

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Battletech is already fully on board with the agenda. Didn't you hear about them purging the community of chuds Games Workshop style and getting rid of the main writer who refused to update the setting with troony lore? But even back in the 90's BT was kinda libtarded, half the named characters were STRONG EMPYWYRYD WYMYN.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >BT was kinda libtarded
                BT was simply human
                The difference between being libtarded and being human is that the former are racist bastards who have to insert Black folk into everything they see and hear to further their political agenda, and the latter had a black samurai because lol black samurai

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                yeah BT feels more like every character trait was rolled for on a D100 table then any sort of intent for "diversity"

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            the books contain more of characters doing math homework than fighting tbh

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              So it's an ACTUAL military book? Got it

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >1:0 tooth to tail
                >an ACTUAL military book
                no, no it wasn't

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >>He probably thinks everyone should be able to vote
            There isn't a single better argument against universal sufferance than actually interacting with the general public. No, I don't think 90% of people should have a fricking say, no matter how minor or theoretical, in how things are run.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        HP was after my time. At this point it's something I fricking despise because I worked in an office years ago with two people who talked about Potter houses like they were astrological signs. Every fricking day.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >talked about Potter houses like they were astrological signs
          lol because they are

          https://i.imgur.com/oEMugHK.jpg

          This fricking nerd reads books

          >t. /k/nuckle dragger

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        only moron detected

        https://i.imgur.com/oEMugHK.jpg

        This fricking nerd reads books

        >This fricking nerd reads books
        Everyone ITT is a fricking homosexual. Imagine knowing anything about Harry Potter at all.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah that shit is all over the books. Shamus Finnegan tends to blow shit up on accident, Dean Thomas (the only canonical black character in the novels (eat shit rowling)) is a son to a single mother whose father left him as a child, the chinese girl is called chong chang etc etc. It's all over the books but the average dumb moron never notices it cause haha funny wizard kids go whee.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah that shit is all over the books. Shamus Finnegan tends to blow shit up on accident, Dean Thomas (the only canonical black character in the novels (eat shit rowling)) is a son to a single mother whose father left him as a child, the chinese girl is called chong chang etc etc. It's all over the books but the average dumb moron never notices it cause haha funny wizard kids go whee.

      Funny it took so long for normies to figure out Rowling is based simply because they thought dilating is totally like using a wand and their wholesome inclusive favourite children's books couldn't be possibly written by someone who hates trannies.

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >"HARRY DID YOU FRICKING HAVE SEX WITH HERMIONE WITHOUT MY FRICKING PERMISSION!?" Dumbledore bellowed meekly as the great hall quieted down, shocked at the headmasters sudden calm outburst.
    >"It wasn't m-me headmaster, I swear!" Replied Harry.
    >"YOU LYING c**t, I'M GONNA CHOP YOUR FRICKING BALLS OFF!" Roared Dumbledore politely.
    >"BUT FIRST . . . " Dumbledore's gaze fell upon Hermione, who was petrified, and quivering.
    >YOU FRICKING bawd! HOW COULD YOU?! THIS WILL NOT STAND!" Dumbledore shouted quietly.
    >"It's not true headmaster! It's simply not true." Hermione said, sobbing.
    >"YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW YOU'RE PREGNANT?! YOU FRICKING STUPID b***h, I CAN SMELL IT ON YOU, AND IF YOU THINK I'M LETTING THAT MONSTER INTO THIS WORLD YOU'VE GOT ANOTHER THING COMING HO!" He yelled faintly.
    >Dumbledore raised his wand, pointing it at Hermione's stomach.
    >"EXPECTO ABORSHUN!"
    >Hermione began screaming and writhing in pain as her limbs extended and a fetus began slowly coming out of her vegana.
    >Shouts and pandemonium erupted in the Great Hall.
    >Dumbledore chuckled as the spell completed, leaving Hermione unconscious as a small fetus lay on the ground.
    >"YEETUS FETUS!" Dumbledore said calmly, before the stunned onlookers watched him quickly stretch his legs over to the fetus and kick it through the Great Hall windows into the lake below.
    >Mr. Filch blows a whistle and signals for a touchdown
    >Dumbledore smiled, before quickly turning around and raising his wand at Professor Flitwick
    >"AVADA KEDAVRA!"

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      came straight from r/greentext, huh?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You do realise r/greentext gets it's stuff from PrepHole right. Christ moron think.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >my post
          >your head
          I was saying that you came straight from greentext, dumb shit
          you're trying so fricking hard with that post, it seems that you never grew out of your middle school edgelord days. zoomer, I'm guessing, who's seen too many le funnies but can never make them.
          >"yeetus"
          fricking have a nice day for that cringe

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Not me homosexual, I just defended them. I don't go on Reddit so who knows where it's from, I'm guessing you reverse searched it which still isn't a proof.
            Either way PrepHole has always been cringe. It's a website for morons and weebs, that greentext probably came from somewhere like PrepHole

            If that's true then why are you addicted to watching vtuber clips? Clearly you do like social stuff.

            I have never watched PrepHoletubers? Ever. I can barely watch any YouTuber that stares at me I have to block their face with my hand kek.

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >the most evil spell is just a painless instant kill
    >but magic that burns people alive is okay
    this shit makes no goddamn sense

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Create a spell that can kill any wizard instantly no matter how powerful they are
      >Even the most powerful auror glowies instantly fall to it
      >The government bans it

      Do you see where they are going with this?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Lily gave Harry Lvl. 4+ ceramic when she died
        Breddy based.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        a spell that can kill any wizard instantly no matter how powerful they are
        But characters tank/deflect it several times.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >can kill
          Sure they can tank and deflect but no one is immune, and if you're caught off guard you're shit outta luck

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Only Harry himself has survived it, and to be honest the way he did was by using his mother as a human shield so it's kind of cheating. Every other time it was blocked was because the target was simply obscured by cover.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            You can dodge it though, but in the films they made duelling at close range a thing because they're moronic and didn't think about the unlockable killing spell at 2m being instant death.
            Personally I would have preferred if there was a way to counter it, by sacrificing something else's lifeforce or something.

            Giants needed multiple kill spells after all, apparently so you could probably use them as a resource in your spell.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Avada kavadra is risky to use in duels because you must say the words, which slows down its casting time. Other spells can be cast by saying the words in your head, which is faster.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You can dodge it if you’re extremely powerful (it’s still very difficult), but you absolutely cannot “tank” Avada Kedavra (unless you’re the chosen one). The whole point of it is that it goes through all but the most mega-powered specialized wards and defensive spells.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >just a painless instant kill
      Doesn't it trap the soul of the victim?
      I assume a painful death would be preferred.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The mind magic stuff is far more ominous. Roofy juice love potions are just a haha growing up part of the wizarding world apparently

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        BUT if you make a child with someone who is forced to love you via mind control, that child will grow up to be Wizard Hitler.
        Also, Lilly Potter was the only woman in history who actually loved her child, apparently.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          fake

          really, most of the opinions here are actually pervasive fan theories that, to be blunt, are not mentioned in canon at all

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >really, most of the opinions here are actually pervasive fan theories that, to be blunt, are not mentioned in canon at all
            Wasn't it mentioned in the book that Voldemort's parents were together because of a love potion?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Yes, but it doesn't follow that
              >if you make a child with someone who is forced to love you via mind control, that child will grow up to be Wizard Hitler

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, his dad bailed as soon as his mom stopped feeding him the potion.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I think it's more, that nobody was ballsy enough to try and Avada Kadavre a fricking infant while their parents were right in front of them

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        it's set in 91, zoomers will never understand

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why are you people comparing a war that’s far more entertaining than the dullest franchise in the history of dullest franchises?! Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert. Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

    >a-at least the books were good though
    "No!"
    The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs." I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You should all really be rooting for Russia. If Putin's back is against the wall he's going MAD

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Xi already made it very clear that no nukes would be used in this conflict.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >muh back against the wall
      Like homie just go home.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Here's one simple trick for not being hated by the entire world (you'll never believe step 4: not invading your neighbors)
      homie could have just drank all the vodka he wanted in his 1 billion dollar mansion and none of this would have even been necessary

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Russoids are physically unable to understand this. They look at all their neighbours either hating or being afraid of them and the only reason for this they can come up with is "This has to be NATO's fault!!1!"

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He's maniacally obsessed about gold, wealth and stealing. Even when he has everything he'll nickel and dime some more. It'll never be enough

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Had he been satisfied with the 2014 gains he would've left a legacy as the """greatest""" in modern russian geopolitics.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I fricking dare him, that weak homosexual

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Since this thread is going to Reddit
    I need a furry girl to huff my balls FR.

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >not Harry Pyotr and the Prisoner of Astrakan

    You had one job...

    You can't even greentext, moron

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Bite me, Ivan.

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >It's Київ, not Киeв

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >These characters end up together
      Weird. I can't think of a single moment when either of them made the other smile or even had an agreeable conversation. I'm not even sure why the hell Hermonie hung out with Harry and Ron to start with.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        In the books it's pretty clear they enjoy bickering. When they 'argue' they are enjoying each other's company.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Even Rowling regrets pairing them up. And Harry should've ended up with Luna.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Incorrect.
            Luna belongs to me.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            What no, Harry should have had Hermione

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Hermione belongs on my scientist muggle wiener.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >He wants an insufferable nervous wreck who will terrorize his life

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Neither Luna nor Hermione are really compatible with Harry. I mean Luna is nice to him but she's also slash-your-tires levels of crazy. Hermione is in many ways like Harry. She's talented at certain things, accustomed to muggle life, good at finding solutions. It's because of this that I feel like neither one of them would be the spouse the other needs, since they don't offer each other anything. There's no spice to the relationship. Ron's sister does have that with him, though.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I don't remember ginny doing anything at all except half petrifying a bunch of other students in second year because she simped too hard for Tom Riddle
                And then for some reason harry decides he likes her in the opening of book 7?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                book 5 revolves around Harry growing up incluing deepening his relationships with his other schoolmates not Ron and Hermione; Neville is his what-could've-been, Luna a flawed Hermione, and Ginny is able to get through to him when the others can't - big hint there. These 3 are the only ones besides Ron and Hermione to help him fight at the end.
                It bookends nicely: Harry travels to Hogwarts sat with these 3 wishing he had cooler friends; on the trip back he says there's no one else he'd rather be with.

                book 5 is actually very well-written.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Neville is his what-could've-been
                Neville would've been a better protagonist than Harry. Even though he was also technically a child of destiny, his progress felt a lot more earned than Harry's was.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >I don't remember ginny doing anything at al
                She's a feisty redhead.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Absolutely not.
              Harry should have ended up going back for that qt black muggle girl from the sixth movie. Or really any muggle girl, where he wouldn’t have the specter of being Harry Potter hanging over him.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous
          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            It always bothered me that Harry ended up with Ron’s kid sister. I genuinely never understood what they saw in each other. Rowling couldn’t write romance if her life depended on it. I mean, I get HP isn’t supposed to be romance but it begs the question as to why she forced it in to begin with

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I think the home life and being part of a big family would be really appealing to Harry

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >I genuinely never understood what they saw in each other.

              Ginny because she wants in on that vault of gold Harry has that's being kept by those magical israelites. Dude's pretty much the wizard messiah, has the government deep in his debt and even later joins the magic feds. She's just securing that bag.

              Harry? Well, this is the closest he can get to fricking Ron. We all know that was his real end goal, but having Ginny yell "BLOO'Y 'ELL 'ARRY!!" in a deep voice while pegging him in the back of that magic car is the closest he'll ever get.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Harry? Well, this is the closest he can get to fricking Ron. We all know that was his real end goal, but having Ginny yell "BLOO'Y 'ELL 'ARRY!!" in a deep voice while pegging him in the back of that magic car is the closest he'll ever get.
                I lost

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              He also became a cop.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                *FBI
                honestly the best fit for his talents

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                So there is a 40% chance that he beats Ginny.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              He should have ended up with Luna. I will die mad about this.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              She turned hot, and they had a rapport with each other. I think the Harry Potter Fandom must just be incels or shut ins because they're confused over fairly simple romantic scenarios.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Luna is mine, you can have all the other wichbawds, but not luna.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Only Harry thinks they're arguing, and Hermione and Ron have always had a closer connection to each other.
        >not even sure why
        Easily explained, and Harry as well.
        One orphan, one single child, both introverts; met the big happy extroverted family.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Shitty nonsense, where they gave every positive action and thought to Hermione in the films even though Ron did them in the books. Several times Ron showed up Hermione by being good at making decisions when Hermione was unable to.
        Book Ron was a competent if not bumbling person that did relatively well in his exams that had back and forth bickering with Hermione for 7 years because they cared about each others opinions.
        If you only watch the movies it's like an entirely different reality where Hermione is G I R L B O S S

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Movie Ron peaked at this point, at 0.9 out of 8 films

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Even in that she stole his idea about using light to get past the devil's snare, when he did it in the book because she was panicking like a woman kek.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >because she was panicking like a woman
              You know who the author is, right?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, it's a self insert

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ahhh! Yesss!.... Harry such a pleasure to have you here, did I ever tell you about the time I single handedly defeated an entire tank squadron? They had me in their sights I say! but they weren't quick enough for me.. AHAH! A quick launch of my only remaining RPG rocket and BANG! it hit the exact perfect weak spot on the tank causing it to explode with the next tank in line exploding as well. The explosions followed all the way down the line to the very.. last.. tank! It was nothing really... Not like my work in capturing the Azovstal steel mill single handedly! They spent weeks trying to take the bloody place, but they hadn't brought in Gilderoy Lockhart in yet to finish the job oho no sir! It was a monumental task however I arose to the challenge! and as a result all those besieged inside surrendered peacefully. They knew.. that I was a man of my word and had heard that I would ensure their humane treatment. Great fun I do say! By the way since you asked, Did I every tell you about the time I single-handedly saved the entire VDV force fruitlessly attacking the hostomel airport? It's nothing really just one of my smaller feats of greatness!

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Not to worry Vanya, vodkabreathinov in the next sector will cover our advance with RPOs

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ENGORGIO RUBLE

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Aragorn looked and beheld a bent figure moving slowly. It was not far away. It looked like an old beggar-man, walking wearily, leaning on a rough staff.

    >Legolas, a Russian soldier! Do not let him speak Legolas, or he will put a spell upon us! Shoot first!'

    >'Straight?,' the Russian soldier repeated, as if recalling from old memory a long disused word. 'Yes, that was what they used to call me

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      But I thought Saruman was the bent one?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >evil wizard is a homo
        >creates abominations to destroy mankind
        Tolkien was warning us, right?

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ACCIO HUMAN RIGHTS
    ACCIO ECONOMY
    ACCIO VODKA

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    DEH

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Dobby relished his groinsaw's roar as he withdrew the flesh-choked blade from the astronaut's ruined skull.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Ah, HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >"Yes, Yes, well done, Prigozhin, Well done" said Gerasimor. "However, recent events must be taken into account. I have a few last minute rubles to dish out. First, to Gerasimor, for the best played game of faction politics Russia has seen in many years, I award Gerasimor 1 TRILLION RUBLES

    >Second, to Gerasimor, for the cool use of logic in the use of artillery shells, I award Gerasimor 1 TRILLION RUBLES. There are all kinds of courage," said Gerasimor, smiling."It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. I therefore award Gerasimor 1 TRILLION RUBLES

    >"Which means, Gerasimor called over the storm of applause, for even conscripts were celebrating the downfall of Wagner, "we need a little change of decoration."

    >He clapped his hands. In an instant, the black and red hangings became blue, red and silver. The huge Wagner skull vanished and a towering Russian eagle took its place. Prigozhin was shaking Gerasimor's hand, with a horrible, forced smile.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Prigozhin was shaking Gerasimor's hand, with a horrible, forced smile.
      kek

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Thank you, Gerasimor, you truly are our greatest ally.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Brief shot showing the disgraced wizard Surovikus sulking in a dark corner, unpersoned and expunged from common memory.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Russian official awards the (nominal) equivalent of 40 billion dollars to himself
      Sounds about right

      https://i.imgur.com/UBYXcn8.jpg

      Who needs Hermione while you could have Stephanie instead?

      >pic related, it's a picture i took yesterday for PrepHole.

      seek help i beg you

      It always bothered me that Harry ended up with Ron’s kid sister. I genuinely never understood what they saw in each other. Rowling couldn’t write romance if her life depended on it. I mean, I get HP isn’t supposed to be romance but it begs the question as to why she forced it in to begin with

      I suppose given the setting it’s kind of expected, highschoolers getting in to relationships is more or less expected in a story about them. I didn’t really enjoy it either when I read the books but I was like 8 or 9 so I probably wasn’t old enough to appreciate that aspect of it

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >blimey that's a big general

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Goering really let himself go.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      U U
      U U

  44. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  45. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Who needs Hermione while you could have Stephanie instead?

    >pic related, it's a picture i took yesterday for PrepHole.

  46. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    > round the corner there may wait
    > a new road or a secret gate
    > and though I oft have passed them by
    > there will at last come a day where I
    > will take the hidden paths that run
    > west of Bakmuht, east of Verdun

  47. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    WHOM'ST'VD'LL?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Abby Shapiro.

  48. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Leviosa

  49. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Tom Riddle being black makes much more sense, to be tbh

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It would explain him being a moron but that's not excusive to being black.

  50. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Alcoholis totalis

  51. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Blimey arry didn't you wonder where your dad and mum learned it all?
    >Learned what?
    >yer a russian 'arry
    >I'm a what
    >a russian

  52. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Harry Potter and the Deathly Salvos

  53. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Fine day Sunday, in my opinion best day of the week, why is that Dmitry?

    >No news on Sunday

  54. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Making out is all that happened you cuck, you never had middle school romances I can tell. You don't always end up fricking, especially in a highly ideological school which Rowling herself went to.
    You end up making out a lot, holding each other and holding hands in public, but not actually getting each other off because "you're supposed to get married first" etc.

    While I'm sure there was some hanky-panky, Rowling specifically left that out, so it didn't happen for all intents and purposes, and they alludes that she was only using him to make Harry jealous later anyway.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Death of the author anon, Ginny was getting DP’d by Dean and Seamus on the regular

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Not really. Cuckold fetishists get the rope.

  55. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Angelina Johnson dates Fred Weasley
    >he dies
    >she marries George Weasley instead
    heh

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/3DifYGY.jpg

      Luna is mine, you can have all the other wichbawds, but not luna.

      the problem with relationships in these and many other books. Is that the author sticks to matching characters only with other members of the cast.
      So, everyone in the book series end up with someone from hogwards. So now you have to try and make "logical" matches from a small pool of possible match ups.
      Not a one of them goes into the wider world and meats someone form another school, someone older or younger ect. No, you were in school with them or you can't be a thing.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Uuuuh hey man did you miss the part in Goblet of Fire where Hemione was down bad for that Finish guy from the Scandinavian school?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Hermione took the Big Bulgarian wiener

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          sorry haven't read that one, I stopped reading books for children books when I was 12

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            You're just saying that you're 17, since all then HP books were release 15 years ago.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Stopped at 12 more than 15 years ago = 17
              maths aren't that hard
              even if with that common core gunk they teach you kids now a days

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                So you're saying you're too young to be posting on PrepHole.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              So you're saying you're too young to be posting on PrepHole.

              Based moron.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                HAHAHA I'm in your head now. Get older.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                All he has to do is math

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >goes into the wider world and meats someone form another school
        >in a country where there's only 1 school

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Technically, it’s never said that there’s only one school in Britain. Merely that Hogwarts, Beauxbatons, Ungobungo etc are the ‘Great Schools”
          So there’s plenty of opportunities for Vincent Clortho Public School for Wizards

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            It's explicitly said there's only one school in Britain

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Wait, seriously?
      No way that's real

  56. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >its not incredibly lame to make unfunny harry potter comparisons because I'm doing it ironically

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Correct. It’s not.
      It is, in fact, funny

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >he said calmly

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >"it's unfunny because I said it is!"

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      We are all on 2x2 Chan. We are all, in fact, incredibly lame.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No one in this thread is making comparisons. It's harry potter themed shitposting. Frick off homosexual

  57. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Uh oh.
    A Harry Potter post.
    Don't let the religos see this. They believe in witchcraft.
    >Oh noes! Muh soul!!!1!!

  58. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    aahhahahaahhaha

  59. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    very cool weapons related thread

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